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HealthRe: COVID-19 Appears To Have Taken Different Pathway In Africa, Says WHO by DanseMacabre(m): 9:04am On May 25, 2020
Of course. It's quite apparent now. COVID has proven to be like being pregnant with twins...You can't hide it for long. So even if casualties are being played down in some countries, we definitely escaped the worst.
HealthRe: Prodest Hotel Manager Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Rivers State by DanseMacabre(m): 8:59am On May 25, 2020
Hmmm. Who are we to believe nowhuh

Because the hotel owner is claiming that Wike deliberately infected the manager with COVID.

Like for Wike share for the manager. cheesy
SportsRe: FG Forecloses Involvement In Bash Ali’s Novelty Bout by DanseMacabre(m): 8:56am On May 25, 2020
Lol.

Bash Ali never tire to scam FG nihuh

Almost twenty years now if no be reconcilliation fight na fight to break Guinness record or something.
CrimeRe: My Funny Encounter by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28am On May 25, 2020
Lol you just meet them when dem don collect enough settlement.

If na hungry policemen you meet na type person for help you type this post.


Mtchew. You break law still dey yarn opata. I only pity those that would be misled by this post and go to start chancing police.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor Mike Ezuruonye Keep Fans Talking With New Hair Style (see Photo. by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55am On May 25, 2020
Skin dey hardly fit fair guys...but if money dey any style go fit you...
CrimeRe: Cops Chasing Suspected Kidnappers Shoot Teenager Performing Ablution by DanseMacabre(m): 7:50am On May 25, 2020
The story is actually misrepresented by the headline. The boy was shot because he ran, but then why would the police storm someone's house inna Gestapo styleehuh
PoliticsRe: Fulani Residents Reject Eviction From Bushes In Delta by DanseMacabre(m): 7:45am On May 25, 2020
First SW, their elders kept quiet, now Fulani is taking over the SS too...Southern Nigeria needs to wake uuuup and smell the coffee.
EducationRe: 24-Year-Old Damilola Arowolaju Bags PhD In Law In USA University by DanseMacabre(m): 7:38am On May 25, 2020
Wow this is brilliant.


Yoruba amaka.
PoliticsRe: Usman Gur Mohammed Sacked Over N781bn Siemens Power Deal by DanseMacabre(m): 7:35am On May 25, 2020
Nawa.


781 Billion Naira...mark my words Nigeria will soon be listed for sale on Amazon.
CrimeRe: 8 Persons Burnt By Youths Over Alledge Witchcraft Killings In Cross River State by DanseMacabre(m): 7:14am On May 25, 2020
babadigu:
just an info "danseMacabre"; are u a french speaking person?
I'm not, sir.
CrimeRe: Obinwanne "Invictus Obi" Okeke Set To Plead Guilty For Wire And Computer Fraud by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41pm On May 24, 2020
bamidelee:
The developers have developed yankee, UK et al too. Not only Lagos alone they developed.
Awon eni epe.
Ozuor shey no be Nigerian Businessman abi na Igbo businessman you see say dem call amhuh


Tribalism go kill una finish.

CrimeRe: Obinwanne "Invictus Obi" Okeke Set To Plead Guilty For Wire And Computer Fraud by DanseMacabre(m): 9:35pm On May 24, 2020
Better. Him don do him plea bargain. E remain to plead guilty collect reduced sentence. Him lawyer try for am.


Because if to say him plead that not guilty and judge find an otherotherwise, na several consecutive life sentences with no option of parole.
CrimeRe: Happening Now: Police In A Face To Face Shoot Out With Cult Boys In Oworoshoki. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:33pm On May 24, 2020
fairfora:
Cew abi queue grin
The thing tire me too oooo
SportsRe: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by DanseMacabre(m): 9:32pm On May 24, 2020
merieam16:
My bro. it really nt abt the hustle, buh God blessing the hustle
Very true ma'am. May God bless our hustle.
SportsRe: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by DanseMacabre(m): 9:21pm On May 24, 2020
Hustle!


Make your childhood friends open thread say you forget them.
PoliticsRe: Gov.wike Wants To Kill My Manager After Infecting Him With Covid-19 -hotel Owner by DanseMacabre(m): 9:14pm On May 24, 2020
Nawa ooo see how isolation centre of a whole Rivers State is...


Where do the patients now sleephuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cult Clash At Oyegunle Street, Oworoshoki, Lagos(graphic picture) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:47pm On May 24, 2020
Great!

At least now he won't have to worry about contracting COVIK 1-9.
HealthRe: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by DanseMacabre(m): 8:30pm On May 24, 2020
cheesy

You mean say your dicck don dey erect for the past six weeks nowhuh
FamilyRe: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizers Included In Bride Price List by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28pm On May 24, 2020
No time to check time.


Just like that the duo (facemask and sanitiser) don blow become basic neccessities.
CrimeRe: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:25pm On May 24, 2020
9gerian:
Kidnapping is worse and a more serious crime.

Not sure faking death would be as severe especially since the mother was giving the poor daughter pressure for money.

I think it is wrong for parents to put children under much pressure for selfish financial benefits. Gentle encouragement yes, but so much pressure- no!

The poor lady is just trying to work (as house help) to save some money for her education- haba!
My comment was obviously tongue-in-cheek bro.

It's crazy what some Nigerian parents put their kids through with their penchant for emotional blackmail.

As if they gave birth to one with little but retirement plans on their fvcking minds.
PoliticsRe: Delta State Government Pulls Down Border Iron Gate Niger Bridge by DanseMacabre(m): 8:16pm On May 24, 2020
grin

If this can be done to Anambra State by common Delta, hmmmmm, then take it or leave it Ifeanyi Okowa is greater than any Igbo man dead or alive.
PoliticsRe: Abike Dabiri And Isa Pantami Clash Over Ejection From Office by DanseMacabre(m): 8:14pm On May 24, 2020
Look at the kind of atrocious grammatical blunders a minister of communications in an Anglophone country is blurting.

Quita system government.
PoliticsRe: Communications Minister Sends Gunmen To Chase Abike Dabiri-erewa by DanseMacabre(m): 6:02pm On May 24, 2020
Lol.

All na the same APC oooo.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.


Anyways Nigeria under the rudderless regime of Buhari is quickly regressing to a failed state.
RomanceRe: How Can I Prevent This Madness by DanseMacabre(m): 5:55pm On May 24, 2020
smallpriq:
i won't stress myself
Oya I don comot oooo no vex.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In South South: First Delivery Of 4 Shiploads Of PMS In 30years by DanseMacabre(m): 5:54pm On May 24, 2020
allcomage:
They supposed to be mourning. What happened to the refineries in the niger delta that would have employed thousands if they were working. This fulani economic mismanagement has grounded Nigeria.
Ordinarily I'm morbidly anti-Buhari, but this your comment is totally off point. Why didn't GEJ, a bonafide SS president do anything about the dearth of refineries in his region abi na Buhari tie him handhuh
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In South South: First Delivery Of 4 Shiploads Of PMS In 30years by DanseMacabre(m): 5:46pm On May 24, 2020
Wow. Good news.

At least the South South can begin to enjoy small dividends of their oil before the boom is finally over.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Kill Over 1000 Boko Haram/iswap Terrorists In Six Weeks – COAS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:44pm On May 24, 2020
Davash222:
Na all these yeye talks dey vex Shekau.
Wallahi bro. Na innocent civilians go suffer las las because na dem Boko boys go kill to prove say all this talk na audio...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Kill Over 1000 Boko Haram/iswap Terrorists In Six Weeks – COAS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:41pm On May 24, 2020
grin grin

Why we go believe una when una no ever gree show us even 100 out of that 1000+huh
RomanceRe: How Can I Prevent This Madness by DanseMacabre(m): 5:39pm On May 24, 2020
smallpriq:
aiit walk out of here since u have nothing to contribute smiley
Come and carry me out na. Mtchew.
RomanceRe: How Can I Prevent This Madness by DanseMacabre(m): 5:36pm On May 24, 2020
smallpriq:
there is no happiness about this. The woman is properly ugly. I'm really sorry for the guy.
Isn't this supposed to be the least of your 'friend's' worries abi is there something you ain't telling ushuh
CrimeRe: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:31pm On May 24, 2020
Very sharp girl.

But she should have faked her kidnap instead and used the ransom to be catering for her leeching relatives.

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