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Romance › Re: Here's My Plight. Thinking Of Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 4:08pm On May 25, 2020
Try and seek professional help from a psychologist.


Otherwise it might end in tears.
NYSC › Re: My Nysc Experience In The North by DanseMacabre(m): 4:03pm On May 25, 2020
E too long for one post oooooo
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Marry a 40 Year Old Woman? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:01pm On May 25, 2020
Ebenezer2O2O:
and how old are u?
I'm in my thirties too, but younger than her.
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered This Problem my Fiancee has been hiding (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m):
I don't blame her in the least bit.

It's very possible that you're a one-week-one-boxer individual, hence her repulsion and wanting to throw up whenever you attempt to slide that bacteria-magnet into her mouth.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Couple Jailed 19 Years In The UK For Sexually Abusing Young Girl by DanseMacabre(m): 1:57pm On May 25, 2020
Nice one. Dem think say na Nigeria dem dey.
Crime › Re: Please, How Do I Go About This Matter? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:44pm On May 25, 2020
Wallahi ah no fit make head or tail of this story oooo
Politics › Re: 17 Chinese Illegal Miners: FG Mounts Pressure On Osun To Surrender Suspects by DanseMacabre(m): 1:40pm On May 25, 2020
muykem:
Gold deposit at ilesha is enough source of revenue for the whole south west.
So what is the government doing about ithuh
Politics › Re: 17 Chinese Illegal Miners: FG Mounts Pressure On Osun To Surrender Suspects by DanseMacabre(m): 1:37pm On May 25, 2020
obembet:
Gold in Ilesha osun state is more than SA gold
For realllllhuh


So what is the state government doing about ithuh
Politics › Re: 17 Chinese Illegal Miners: FG Mounts Pressure On Osun To Surrender Suspects by DanseMacabre(m): 1:30pm On May 25, 2020
Osun state has gold toohuh


SW leaders should wake up before Fulani and Chinese take over their land!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Four Female Insects That Kill Their Mate After Intercourse by DanseMacabre(m): 1:23pm On May 25, 2020
Yeah, the black widow is the most infamous of the lot.


Most Nigerian/Nairaland feminists wish they have this superpower too.


Thank God they don't.
Travel › Re: With 16500 Security Agents Will Allow You Travel From Lagos To Abuja Despite Ban by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23pm On May 25, 2020
Lol.


Who says police is not your friend, after allhuh


Abeg make dem open everywhere make Nigerians go about their lawful (and unlawful) business.


Audio lockdown.

Politics › Re: EFCC Urges Nigerians To Pressurize UK To Release Diezani For Trial by DanseMacabre(m): 12:18pm On May 25, 2020
Lol see levels ooo.

If the chief anti-graft body of Africa's most populous nation cannot persuade the UK to run an investigation on a former government official, na common Nigerians go come petition them.


Who go write the petitionhuh


Look at that stupid last sentence sef. Even common Orji Uzor Kalu you could not successfully secure a conviction. Finish with the ones at home first.
Politics › Re: Buhari: We Don’t Have Any Money To Import Food, Farmers Should Start Producing by DanseMacabre(m): 11:31am On May 25, 2020
Lol.

Is it not if your boys Fulani herdsmen and bandits leave the farmers to farmhuh


Abi this is a subtle way of telling us to prepare for faminehuh
Romance › Re: Don't Propose To This Girl by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On May 25, 2020
Oga if you like propose to a woman in convent. Who go bad go bad.


Although NYSC is a high-risk occupation sha. grin
Romance › Re: Bursting Myth About Masturbation You May Not Know by DanseMacabre(m): 11:08am On May 25, 2020
Rexojie:
information is vital for everyone including soapy crew
Touche.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Babangida. Does He Owe Nigerians An Apology? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:06am On May 25, 2020
sacajawea:
I liked some of your comments in the past, but this One Here Has shown that you are not different from the rest of NL, A Dundee, Mumu wey no get Sense but think say him get smh
You sure say na the right person you quote sohuh
Romance › Re: Bursting Myth About Masturbation You May Not Know by DanseMacabre(m): 10:56am On May 25, 2020
Guess what...You just made soapy crew's day.
Family › Re: Help! My Little Niece Is Missing by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On May 25, 2020
People need to start being more vigilant though.

How can a little girl like this just 'left home since yesterday'huh
Politics › Re: Vice President Osinbajo Employs Technology To Keep Working. by DanseMacabre(m): 10:51am On May 25, 2020
Who else looked for Osinbajo twice in that picturehuh
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Buhari Told To Reopen Worship Centres, Schools Immediately by DanseMacabre(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2020
Rubbish!


Religious houses are the power centres of Nigeria indeed.


Arrant nonsense!
Politics › Re: FFK's Wife, Precious And Their Triplet Boys Celebrate Their Birthday (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:47am On May 25, 2020
31huh
Celebrities › Re: See What Yemi Alade’s Record Label Boss, Taiye Aliyu Tells Cynthia Morgan by DanseMacabre(m): 10:32am On May 25, 2020
"Define empathy, and use that to get cash from the bank."

This should be every businessman's motto.
Romance › Re: Checkout The Different Types Of Curves & Their Tribes In Nigeria (Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:21am On May 25, 2020
Abeg number 1 is a total no-no.


Damnnnnn shapeless.
Romance › Re: Toni Braxton, 52, Show Her Nude Picture To Show Off Her Incredible Body(photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:13am On May 25, 2020
Davash222:
Dem dey wear clothes beforehuh
grin grin
Health › Re: I Lost A Neighbor To Tyhoid by DanseMacabre(m): 10:09am On May 25, 2020
BigTableShaker:
Honestly, bad things are happening more to igbos nowadays.
I will appreciate if you allow the OP to confirm my remark.
Tsaaah! You're just a tribalist kobo kobo.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Confessed She Fornicated Inside The Church by DanseMacabre(m): 10:04am On May 25, 2020
Lol.

My brother, I can fully assure you of one thing.


It will end in tears.
Celebrities › Re: Burnaboy's Mum Gave Mannerless Naira Marley Handshake After Prostrating For Her. by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03am On May 25, 2020
I no go lie na one thing I respect about Yoruba culture be this. Dem get respect wella.
Romance › Re: Toni Braxton, 52, Show Her Nude Picture To Show Off Her Incredible Body(photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:00am On May 25, 2020
Wow. Still sexy as hell.


Must most females always go nakked thohuh
Health › Re: I Lost A Neighbor To Tyhoid by DanseMacabre(m): 9:59am On May 25, 2020
BigTableShaker:
Rip to your neighbor.
Is he an Igbo?
Wetin carry tribe enter here nowhuh
Health › Re: I Lost A Neighbor To Tyhoid by DanseMacabre(m): 9:56am On May 25, 2020
I'm sorry for your loss bro.

But what I don't get is, are you saying the hospitals rejected him because he wasn't COVID positivehuh Cos that's what I infer from your writeup.

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