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RomanceRe: Boobs Gang: If You Have A Gf And This Girl Offers You Free Sex, Would You Cheat? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:31pm On May 24, 2020
Even if I get wife sef I go cheat. No reason am...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Goes Tough! Cancels Appointments, Approvals Made By Late Abba Kyari by DanseMacabre(m):
Hmmmmm.

This lends weight to the insinuations from several informed sources that Aisha is the head of the new cabal, as there was no love lost between Aisha and Abba.


We also are aware than Sinzu Money is cognitively handicapped and cannot preside over a meeting for five minutes, let alone the affairs of a nation for a further three years, ergo Aisha terminating these appointments in the same fashion Abba made them.


It will be quite interesting and entertaining to watch the permutations and paradigm shifts in the build-up to 2023.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan: May D Opens Up On What He Went Through With Psquare by DanseMacabre(m): 2:24pm On May 24, 2020
Omihanifa:
He's not the owner of those cars o undecided
He just snapped in front

Mayd is now an uber driver in far away Sweden
shocked shocked

Sweeeearrr...
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan: May D Opens Up On What He Went Through With Psquare by DanseMacabre(m): 2:22pm On May 24, 2020
grin

Quite a funny story spoilt by the atrocious grammar in the OP.

May D didn't help issues either with his boys squatters remark.


How hard is English reallyhuh
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:20pm On May 24, 2020
Well I haven't made it yet, so I'll pass. lipsrsealed


Unemployment is a biitchh though.
Nairaland GeneralRe: . by DanseMacabre(m): 2:16pm On May 24, 2020
CHoccolaTE:
Thanks a lot for helping me get back my account, you are a champ, a real super hero. cool

I really thought you will dismiss the case but you came through.

I really appreciate mehhnn. grin

Maybe we should go out for drinks after lock down if you are free kiss

Lol, jk jk

tongue
Seun is a busy man. I volunteer on his behalf.
Christianity EtcRe: Serial Killers Reveal [children Who Kill] by DanseMacabre(m): 2:15pm On May 24, 2020
Following bro.
AgricultureRe: Egg With Green Yolk Puzzled Farmers And Trend Online by DanseMacabre(m): 2:14pm On May 24, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
Photokiosk
Photoshed.
RomanceRe: Could She Be Cheating On Me by DanseMacabre(m): 2:11pm On May 24, 2020
Officialgarri:
You need to learn how to write like an educated person. She doesn't respond to your FB 'charts' because you use too much abbreviations

She responds to those who write better
Bro don't tell me that you actually take this sort of post with a pinch of salt.

Haven't you noticed that over 80% of such posts as a rule always have deliberate affected bad grammarhuh Almost like they're saying that unfortunate circumstances only happen to only illiterate or semi-literate people.
RomanceRe: How I Bleep My Landlord Daughter At Last! by DanseMacabre(m): 2:06pm On May 24, 2020
Bro are you by any chance, in addition to delusional dreams, also experiencing loss of sense of taste and smellhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: It Will Take A Miracle For COVID-19 To Disappear by DanseMacabre(m): 2:05pm On May 24, 2020
Pastor sef.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry a 40 Year Old Woman? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:01pm On May 24, 2020
I'm dating a woman close to that age, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with her.

In fact she is even way less drama and bills than her younger peers.
CrimeRe: Video: Care Home Worker Beats Grand Ma 80-years Nearly To Dead During Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 1:59pm On May 24, 2020
'...Nearly to Death...'
PoliticsRe: Video: Sorry State Of The A Ijaw Community In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 1:57pm On May 24, 2020
sammyj:
grin grin so we are in it together and together we shall overcome them !!! grin
Amin my brother. Eid Mubarak and one looove. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Video: Sorry State Of The A Ijaw Community In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On May 24, 2020
sammyj:
Kindly get the update via google. A good example is what transpired in Ondo state. But wait ooo is your undeveloped SE state not facing the same predicament grin huh tongue
My brother it is ooo but nat as baaad as Yorubaland oooo. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Executive Rascality: SERAP Takes Wike, FG To ECOWAS Court Over Rights Violations by DanseMacabre(m): 1:18pm On May 24, 2020
adenigga:
"At that, each of them is still more powerful than the ECOWAS court they're suing Wike to."

It should be, "MORE POWERLESS THAN THE ECOWAS COURT "

Just check what is going on between WHO and U. S. because of corona virus. NIGERIA is the highest donor to ECOWAS just like U. S. to W. H. O.

ECOWAS will not want to embrace untimely death. Since the favourable judgement of ECOWAS for Elzazachy, that Shi'ate leader, to be released from prison, where is he now? Kuje prison!

So, SERAP is just like attention seeker!
I mean powerful bro. As powerless as they are, they are still more powerful than the ECOWAS court.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Wife Under Virtual House Arrest - Nnamdi Kanu by DanseMacabre(m): 1:10pm On May 24, 2020
igwe699:
The blood stained coffin used at the purported burial is a constant reminder of the murderous tendencies of this Fulani rogue regime and the fact that whoever they buried as Abba Kyari may well have been Osibanjo
Lol.

I was taking this clown serious till I came across the bolded.

It's diffucult to take IPOB serious when you have such a character in charge.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Wife Under Virtual House Arrest - Nnamdi Kanu by DanseMacabre(m): 1:02pm On May 24, 2020
Hmmmm.

The fact that Nnamdi Kanu is a money-seeking clown with a lot of deluded Igbos following him blindly does not in anyway lesson the severity of this issue.


Where is Osinbajo and why has he suddenly and systematically been relegated to the background after the 2019 electionshuh
PoliticsRe: Video: Sorry State Of The A Ijaw Community In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01pm On May 24, 2020
sammyj:
Thank you for understanding the bitter truth. So you and your kinds the developers should stop developing and face your state as Lagos is not a no man's land !!! grin wink
But what is Amotekun doing about the impending total Fulanisation and almajirisation of the SW, characterised by the mass movement of Fulani and almajirai into the SWhuh grin
Christianity EtcRe: "My Muslim Girlfriend Begged Me To Convert To Islam, I Did This" by DanseMacabre(m): 12:58pm On May 24, 2020
Me I have to convert to fulfil my lifelong dream of marrying multiple wives.
EducationRe: IPPIS: Our 3 Months Experience Justify ASUU’s Position – SSANU by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On May 24, 2020
ASUU, SSANU and the others should goan sleep. IPPIS is here to stay.
Foreign AffairsRe: Is This True? That There Are Countries With No Military? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:49pm On May 24, 2020
Israel has no standing military as well.
Christianity EtcRe: Social Distancing In Out Church Today by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34pm On May 24, 2020
And precisely what denomination is this Out Church huh
RomanceRe: Women Are The Most Wicked, Foolish, Evil, & Heartless Creatures I Have Ever Seen by DanseMacabre(m): 12:26pm On May 24, 2020
OP calm down. Heartbreak is not the end of the world. There are many fishes in the sea.

Just steel your heart next time, and don't put all your eggs in one basket.

If you're having a hard time with closure as a result of having your heart broken for the umpteenth time, you can give a shoutout to ubunja or any of his numerous acolytes such as martinez39 or greatresearcher001 and swallow the red pill.


Salamaleikum.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:22pm On May 24, 2020
ekensi01:
People like you needs to be given front site in nairaland. Your reasoning are beyond comprehension.
Hmmm
FamilyRe: I Have Lost Sense Of Taste And Smell by DanseMacabre(m): 12:21pm On May 24, 2020
Cuntofjezebel:
Yes... and we suspected pregnancy but again Its too early for pregnancy signs, the marriage was just two weeks old yesterday. Though the fever has stopped.
Hmm una no dey strafe before marriage nihuh


Well, except you've not been current, those symptoms are symptoms of COVIK 1-9.

And you don't have to display any visible signs of illness. Easily over two-thirds of carriers are asymptomatic. I suggest you do the needful in this case by calling your state NCDC hotline.
HealthRe: Just In!!! Nigerian Prophet Heals A COVID-19 Patient (Photos, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:11pm On May 24, 2020
grin

This pastor dey spend money on promotion this two days ooo.

The other day dem say na 800 million naira him spend on top palliatives...the way Nigerian bloggers sabi hyperinflate figures ehh...


I surprise say dem no use 'Billionaire Pastor Heals...' for the title.
PoliticsRe: Video: Sorry State Of The A Ijaw Community In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 12:06pm On May 24, 2020
Obamaofusa:
And it is also safe to say that Igwes are the kings in Lagos.
Abakaleke kwenu grin
So going by the bolded we can safely assume that the Oba of Lagos is subject to Igbo community leadershuh

No wonder everyone sees Lagos as a nomansland. Now even Ijaws are claiming ownership. Who nexthuh Probably almajiris and abokkis in Mile 2.
PoliticsRe: Video: Sorry State Of The A Ijaw Community In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 12:00pm On May 24, 2020
sammyj:
That is a big lie. What you so called developers don’t understand is that land can only be bought and secured for a particular period of time in a state after which it automatically becomes the state property after the dead period is over. So continue the chest beating and develop other people’s land for their government! Las las una go get sense grin!
So are you trying to tell me that Amotekun was set up for the sole purpose of land-grabbing and state confiscation of legally acquired propertyhuh


I guess all the lands almajirai and Fulani are seizing in the SW is inconsequential to the government then. grin
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:56am On May 24, 2020
Guk:
He is an old man. Privileges are permitted
Toh if you say so sir. Eid Mubarak.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:53am On May 24, 2020
Bembellaa:
Eid prayer in kano
There seems to be a semblance of order. Impressive. Because what I saw on Friday hmmm... lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:49am On May 24, 2020
Hmmm.

Beautiful family, I must say.


In the spirit of Eid el Fitr I won't condemn Buhari but I'm just confused why he's sitting on a chair during Eid prayers.


Izzit that his waist can't support him againhuh

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