Celebrities › Re: "I Can Never Bring Psquare Back Together" - Jude Okoye Reveals by DanseMacabre(m): 5:27pm On May 24, 2020 |
Abeg let them stay defunct. We're tired of reading about their family travails on social media. |
Health › Re: Bauchi Spends N4,500 On Each COVID-19 Patient's Meal Daily by DanseMacabre(m): 5:24pm On May 24, 2020 |
Hmmm. Be like eye dey pain me. 4,500 or 45,000  This has got to be the most honest government in the history of Nigeria. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Universities Gives Low Confidence & Low Self Esteem. by DanseMacabre(m): 5:07pm On May 24, 2020 |
Not to mention the mediocre education on offer at such glorified secondary schools. |
Crime › Re: 8 Persons Burnt By Youths Over Alledge Witchcraft Killings In Cross River State by DanseMacabre(m): 5:05pm On May 24, 2020 |
And you wonder why Africa remains the most backward place in the history of human civilisation. |
Health › Re: Bauchi Spends N4,500 On Each COVID-19 Patient's Meal Daily by DanseMacabre(m): 5:03pm On May 24, 2020 |
This is the most reasonable quotation I've seen from any Nigerian government since I was given birth to. |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Respond To Davido And His Neighbours With Epic Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 4:58pm On May 24, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Guys I Need Advice. I Want To Lash This Babe But She Is A Virgin. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:56pm On May 24, 2020 |
Hmmm.
Our elders say that it is probable to fvck an unfucked pussy. However, a pussy that has been fvcked can never be unfucked.
Think about it. |
Romance › Re: Please Help! My Husband's Brother Is Interested In Me by DanseMacabre(m): 4:40pm On May 24, 2020 |
If I'm not sure of anything else I'm a hundred percent sure that it will end in tears. |
Romance › Re: What Lesson Did You Learn From Your Past Relationship(s) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:39pm On May 24, 2020 |
I learnt not to underestimate the skill of receiving a bl0wjob without getting teeth marks on your dickk. |
Politics › Re: Oyo Oldest Monarch Dies At 141(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:33pm On May 24, 2020 |
Davash222: Enthroned as king at the age of 102  And people still dey chance Buhari... |
Politics › Re: Oyo Oldest Monarch Dies At 141(photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:32pm On May 24, 2020 |
Hmmmm Oba don turn to ancestor already even whilst still alive...
But make we talk true this 141 na audio... |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk's Crew Dragon Puts America Back In The Space Race by DanseMacabre(m): 4:11pm On May 24, 2020 |
nijabazaar: Discovering intelligent light in near earth orbit is pretty low. Do you ever consider the possibility of us introducing earth life ( viruses, bacteria) into space, and they undergoing mutations in to something monstrous? At the bolded, why do you think so  Assuming there is intelligent life, that is... And meeennn, such a scenario you posit is quite possible and really scary to think of oooo |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Marry a 40 Year Old Woman? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:08pm On May 24, 2020 |
Lostz: and you give her money? Not at all bro. Only for appearances sake. She's more comfortable than myself, so I only get her trivial gifts, and she's never demanded for money either, again unlike her peers on the lower side of the age spectrum. |
Celebrities › Re: "Tell Cynthia I Got An Anthem For Her .... I’ll Record My Verse Now" - Davido by DanseMacabre(m): 4:06pm On May 24, 2020 |
MrSensor: Play-boy. Money is sweet.
Quote me and thunder fire⚡� you. � Where the thunder  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk's Crew Dragon Puts America Back In The Space Race by DanseMacabre(m): 4:05pm On May 24, 2020 |
With all these incursions and explorations into deep space I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of time before we discovery any intelligent life out there, or they discover us. |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Marry a 40 Year Old Woman? by DanseMacabre(m): 4:01pm On May 24, 2020 |
Lostz: she is older than you? Yes she is by a couple of years bro. |
Sports › Re: Vintage Picture Shows Football Fans Wearing Masks During 1918 Pandemic by DanseMacabre(m): 3:59pm On May 24, 2020 |
Enoch07: Bros u do already see d future. quickly open one church one side abeg make I come drop my tithe  Mea culpa bro. I misunderstood your comment. I forgot that we aren't even safely out of the woods yet, let alone being allowed to watch matches. And 2020 is still young. My comment still stands tho.  |
Sports › Re: Vintage Picture Shows Football Fans Wearing Masks During 1918 Pandemic by DanseMacabre(m): 3:57pm On May 24, 2020 |
Ishilove: I guess they are erring on the side caution? Probably. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed though. |
Sports › Re: Vintage Picture Shows Football Fans Wearing Masks During 1918 Pandemic by DanseMacabre(m): 3:52pm On May 24, 2020 |
Enoch07: and we'll repeat it again in 2020 or 2021 2120 or 2121 you mean. |
Sports › Re: Vintage Picture Shows Football Fans Wearing Masks During 1918 Pandemic by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40pm On May 24, 2020 |
Hmmmm. There's nothing new under the sun indeed. So this brings to fore the question, what are we missing  See how crowded football fans are simply by wearing masks. Yet even with our masks circa hundred years later, with all our medical and scientific advancements, they're telling us we cannot congregate. Some people are insisting on waiting till a compulsory vaccine is found before resuming activities fully around the globe. This is despite the fact that COVID 19 has been proven beyond all doubt to be far less severe than the Spanish Flu. I must indeed be missing something. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Set To Help Cynthia Morgan, See What He Told Her (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:35pm On May 24, 2020 |
Wow.
I'm really indifferent about frog-voice, but his magnanimity has never been in doubt.
Well, it's left to Cynthia Morgan to take up the gauntlet. I hope the conditions are favourable for her tho... cos no free lunch even in Freetown. |
Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Burna Boy And Dad Arrested For Disturbing His Neighbourhood by DanseMacabre(m): 3:33pm On May 24, 2020 |
iLUCID: No vex, I didn't know it'll vex you. Sorry for the mention You could have politely expressed your opinion without the 'trashy' adjective, don't you think  Good day sir. |
Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Burna Boy And Dad Arrested For Disturbing His Neighbourhood by DanseMacabre(m): 3:23pm On May 24, 2020 |
iLUCID: Trashy. Neighbors been calling the cops on us since University days when we weren't shit It seems your comprehension skills are sub par bro. Hard luck. |
Crime › Re: Dehumanizing: See The Havoc Wreck On A Nigerian By 2 Chinese Dredging Company by DanseMacabre(m): 3:14pm On May 24, 2020 |
Davash222: I was even thinking my eyes no clear before. Or maybe na one of the people wey mend the guy be this. |
Politics › Re: Thread On The Snipers Of The Nigerian Army (Pictures) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:11pm On May 24, 2020 |
God bless the Nigeria Army and in the same breath curse those big-bellied generals profiteering from aiding and abetting terrorists. |
Crime › Re: Dehumanizing: See The Havoc Wreck On A Nigerian By 2 Chinese Dredging Company by DanseMacabre(m): 3:07pm On May 24, 2020 |
But dem no touch this guy hand naaaa |
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan: May D Opens Up On What He Went Through With Psquare by DanseMacabre(m): 3:04pm On May 24, 2020 |
[quote author=Omihanifa post=89910642][/quote]Damnnnnn. Speechless. |
Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye Made Me Sleep On TV Carton Writing Songs For Psquare” – Mr May D by DanseMacabre(m): 2:58pm On May 24, 2020 |
The obviously barely literate May D doesn't even understand sarcasm.
The person he's calling a retard is not against him. |
Politics › Re: Almajirai Migration To The South Is Like Biological Warfare - Uwazurike by DanseMacabre(m): 2:48pm On May 24, 2020 |
Lol. The purported efficiency and effectiveness of the Amotekun Corps in safeguarding Yorubaland from the clear and present threat posed by the continuous migration of thousands of almajirai will be tested severely in the months to come. That's all I can say. |
Romance › Re: Corper Blessing Visited 3 Days Ago And Something Happened [Picture] by DanseMacabre(m): 2:43pm On May 24, 2020 |
Why didn't you snap pics of the food she prepared  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Serial Killers Reveal [children Who Kill] by DanseMacabre(m): 2:36pm On May 24, 2020 |
Jesus your ban is expiring 2031 wetin you do abi you kill any mod mama  |
Politics › Re: Eid-el-fitr: Obasa Puts Smiles On The Faces Of Agege Residents by DanseMacabre(m): 2:31pm On May 24, 2020 |
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