₦airaland Forum

otipoju:
My brother JAMB pass mark is now 160...in my days 270 could not get you admitted into Dentistry OAU . 254 was cut off for mass communication Unilag.

The standard has fallen "fatally"

True, I'm a witness to those high standards but then what has being the dividend so far? Unemployment? Self employment maybe!

ikh777:
how am I sure this is legit.

Name of MAGAZINE is
ROYAL PRIESTHOOD MAGAZINE

Sponsored by
RCCG KING OF GLORY ZONAL YAYA

Switch On You Google Map

Search RCCG KING OF GLORY ZONAL HEADQUARTERS, Adegbayi, Ibadan.

You could pay us a visit after COVID-19

If you need any other verification contact the president and editor in Chief

0703-020-7473

Here's a chance for investment trainers to get a word across to the public. All you need do is present a trustworthy investment training article, something people can learn from. Your article will be published on a free gospel E-MAGAZINE alongside your bio.

Forward article and bio to:
rccgkogyaya@gmail.com before May 15th to feature in the next release.

Only verified investment please.

Remember we rise by lifting others.

JamParkMe:
Sure I believe the rich & powerful will somehow get their hands on the test. Unfair as it may seem, that's how the cookie crumbles. One of my favourite basketball players in the U.S Kevin Durant got tested without symptoms in the early phase of the spread. But let me ask you, how do you know Chioma had no symptoms? Remember now she and her infant just returned home from the U.S, it's likely she may have been displaying symptoms to demand a test. Never speculate.

Two things to note, I had said she showed no symptoms and you had said it's LIKELY she MAY have been displaying symptoms... Never Speculate! I read the broadcast directly from source and I simply cited as expressed. She showed no symptoms.

JamParkMe:
That person seeking a test right now is an unserious fellow. They are only testing those with symptoms such as fever, cough and body aches who may have been exposed to an infected person. There are very limited number of testing kits to go around, so yes of course screening is selective. Even in America and Europe, they are only testing people with symptoms, so why did your friend think he can just get tested like that?

Did you know Chioma Davido tested positive without symptoms? Asymptomatic patients are transmitters too... Nigera be careful, na express you dey go!!!

The group is for teaching Web development basics in a simplified form. You'll understand the concept and all that is required to transform into the beginners class. Note that this class is totally free but the beginners class and other higher level classes will cost you a highly subsidized fee. The trainer is a programmer, web developer, app developer and data analyst so you're sure to get the best.

Class resumes on Monday 30th March by 10am via WhatsApp.

To Join, Click...
https://twitter.com/ViralTweets18/status/1244047404330029063?s=19

Happy Learning

CanadaOrBust:
But stay home for how long??
Below is an argument I presented to somebody. If u read it carefully you’d agree it is the best way forward for Nigeria:

—————————

Ok, it is established fact that AT MOST we’d lose less than 2% of those who get this virus (though currently it is 0% for Nigerians permanently living in Nigeria!)
How many people do u think will die if there is mass starvation plus all the social ills that’d come with closing down everything? Plus the irreversible damage to the economy?
If u calm down and look at it UNEMOTIONALLY you’d see the sense in what I’m saying. (Also remember that both our birth rate and population density are quite high).

Also, SINCE THE DEATH RATE IS SO LOW, we can go the herd immunity route - gradually as more and more people recover and therefore develop immunity to the virus, we’d eventually develop herd immunity, at which point the virus is defeated.

Here’s the rest of my argument to the guy (which is totally original by the way):

First of all we’d be doing everything other countries are doing EXCEPT totally shut down our society. People will be sentisized to not crowd together, social distancing, to wash hands, to use face masks, etc, PLUS we’d also be treating those we can which will save some. So there’d be no “everyone is allowed to be infected at the same time, with no one taking care of anybody“.

Secondly, it is established that 97% of the infected, get well without needing any special medical care (so for them it is just like, say, malaria)

Thirdly we’d have more people who have survived the virus and therefore whose blood have immunity and can be used to treat the sick (this has been shown to work)

Fourthly we should remember we are overpopulated.
It is better that we fight a war and win and come out stronger (though losing some people), than to close everything and hide like cowards because of an enemy we know we can defeat (though we’d lose some people while doing it). Countries have gone to war instead of surrendering, knowing fully well they’d lose half their people!

Your submission then is that we should proceed like COVID-19 ain't no big deal? Those who recovered where supposedly on Ventilator. If Nigeria's cases reaches over 60k cases, how many Ventilators will be available... A case of chronic pneumonia isn't a joke even with a ventilator, talkless of without one. I've seen what Italy and USA looks like with COVID-19, the best option is to prevent a COVID BOOM.

Nigerians are known to be quite difficult to control, as words doesn't seem to play a tangible role in modifying attitudes on the Street.

Just like the case of Italy, so many Nigerians have turned deaf ears to the continuous plea and instructions from the government to stay at home. However, reasons for this is not far fetched as many Nigerians make ends meet through daily huzzle(s).

Therefore the maths grid is difficult to plot here! A trader in Ibadan was reported to have said, "How can we stay at home when we have no salary to cater for our needs". TRUE! But then, only the living can feed.

Cases in USA have soared greatly above that of Italy. The almighty USA is now pleading the presence of doctors and Nurses around the world... Compatriots, what does Nigera have?
Not even enough bed spaces or test kits.

If COVID-19 manages to get amidst the massive non-compliant traders, churches, mosques, celebrants and all..., a situation we're praying and hoping hasn't occurred already, then we will be left with we and ourselves to blame.

Nigeria can't handle a major outbreak... We can't... If the cards are down, the poor masses who are being defiant at this moment will suffer greatly at the hands of priority.

Stay At Home... Stay Safe...

God bless Nigeria.

I found it on YouTube after the World Premier. It's on Damilola Bamiloye's Channel...yipee

As of 8:00pm yesterday, 27th March NCDC posted:

Five new cases of #COVID19 have been reported in Nigeria: 3 in FCT & 2 in Oyo State

As at 08:00 pm 27th March there are 70 cases of confirmed #COVID19 reported Nigeria. 3 have been discharged with 1 death.

https:///ptbxknBV7b

However, less than 4hrs later NCDC in what seemed outrightly shocking to many Nigerians posted:

11 new cases of #COVID19 have been reported in Nigeria: 8 in Lagos, 2 in Enugu & 1 in Edo State

As at 11:55pm 27th March, there are 81 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. 3 have been discharged with 1 death. https:///7p3v3qAcGM

This is grossly huge if compared to the number of cases detected in previous times.

Dear Nigerians, please stay at home and prevent the spread of COVID-19

princeakinola1:
Nonsense of highest order,goverment should address this.

Did she break any law? Nigeria oh Nigerian..

solmus:
Oga I am talking about Makinde of Ibadan the Auxiliary thug's bestfriend

mark this post, NURTW would boil today in Ibadan because of Makinde's childishness

Today has ended... Did you learn from his childishness? Governance is about evaluation and action not necessarily about pointing fingers. Lagos wasn't built by Sanwo Olu, he had predecessors who had brains and used it. Sometimes you just gotta do what you feel is best, like banning okada....

Gnaeusmagnus:
Okay, just wear a pair of shorts and a singlet when doing business with the bank, the civil service or any establishment

Since you believe that dressing properly on official business is rubbish.

Or wear your singlet and jeans when going to meet your in-laws.

Since you believe dressing properly is hypocrisy.

You're simply not getting the point.

Gnaeusmagnus:
So, are we saying that only Muslims dress decently?

Okay

MODIFIED

Looking through the comments, one sees that most commenters are opposed to the concept of dressing well.

To be honest, I used to think like that...until I graduated and entered the real world.

And in the real world, people do business better with well dressed people, not with casually dressed people.

The funny thing is that most of the 'I dress how I want' edgelords and egdeladies here...as well as the guy I quoted above who believes that decent dressing =islamization (how reassuring)...will the minute their boss puts a notice saying that they should dress corporate...will dress as ordered. Edgelordisim dies when your salary is at stake.

Look, in the real world , people judge you primarily by your dressing. I'm sorry, but it is the sad fact. So , dress well. Because, if a foreigner comes to our CAC office or any government office and sees people dressed anyhow conducting official business, he is going to carry the image of Nigeria as being an unserious country...and that image is going to mutate and spread like a virulent fungus...until it starts stifling things like investment, and so on...and then jobs get lost...and then we have high crime rate....

Sorry, but when I am on offcial business, I dress well. Just because...

You lost the point. CAC is a public institution, what those who transact does isn't their problem. Face your business. Just like bank saying, come dressed this way...like it's there business

Download link please...

BankyGee:
Is it the Mount Zion Abejoye?

Yea, Season 3...

The news has spread rapidly like wildfire...
It's piercing imaginations of aspiring viewers...
As per Nigerians no dey carry last...

Drop the download link for Abejoye Season 3

If you no get am...queue behind the queue

Chill

Writing the "literature" and implementing the piece can be grossly immense especially when there are piles of coursework to munch. It's even worse when you have to work as well as school or have been delayed by your implementation and you're running out of time.

Mafo! We can help you...

You need not worry about meeting up anymore, let us 'die your die' and help you focus on launching yourself into a better academic performance.

Quite a number of "handicapped" students are been helped and although surcharged as considerably as possible, the focus, peace...and all that are of best value.

Send a mail to
tunabiz19@gmail.com

State your name, project topic, implementation dynamics, budget and time frame.

Share around with people who might need our help or knows someone who might.

Make I just dey watch... Well, all glory to God.

Ustec:
Just yesterday,
A lady confronted an airforce man who wanted to withdraw money from the ATM without queuing nor ask for a chance to do so.
This Governors think they can sack any elected public servant who is not in their party if they so wishes,
They will soon be shocked at how people have become much more liberated.

You obviously omitted the awaiting court verdict part. When someone does something, you feel it's not fair, you go to court. Oga o!

BuhariAdvocate:
Pdp know how to loot public funds . Pdp government don't know how to block leakage. So Because of fire fighter trucks you leave your primary assignment and you led a group of friends to help you move money abroad in the name of shopping for fire truck? Such a senseless governor.

Displaying stupidity is no longer a trade in Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:




He should have tried to convert El-Rufai to Christianity during his days in Kaduna and this brings my question for the day.

G.Os say they are springing up new churches to win new converts and spread the gospel.

So how come Adeboye has not converted Buhari despite meeting him severally?
How come Adefarasin has not been able to convert Obasa?
Why hasn't Omobude converted the Oba of Benin?
Why hasn't Osinbanjo been able to convert Garba?

But they task their followers to convert anyone they see.

It looks very lopsided to me and that's why I always take their words with a handful of salt.
Walahi, if I were an evangelist, I'd slap my daddy G.O for not being an example to me.

The good news is not a do or die affair. No force, no killing, no compulsion, no abduction, no associated murder. No Christian will ask you to denounce your faith or die.

Jesus bade that we come around with the good news and leave those who do not welcome the gospel.

So far they have heard... No such thing as "we heard not"... Convinction / Conversion is no man's job.
.
.
GOOD NEWS
.
.
God loves the world, he gave his only begotten son, WHOSOEVER believes in him, shall not perish but have everlasting life

My first time of being in Lagos was 2001, to n fro ikeja airport, second time was 25th Dec 2019 and 3rd, 4days ago. It's nothing special like everyone has spoken of left n right. No serious traffic jam and touts ready to steal my 'kidney'. I find warri and portharcourt even more cumbersome and less orderly. Lag seems as though really cool to me for now tho, the fact that people are orderly, speak less, conscious of rules and all that speaks a plus.

Warri, Bayelsa, PH, Abia ppl.... I hail o

Sometimes you face crossroads on what tech/framework/language to use on your backend. If you're down to these two options (ASP or PHP) simply give a cut around these few tips.

Does the application require massive security?
ASP all the way

Does loading speed count extremely?
You might want to give PHP a try here

Frequent page usage and less tech knowledge
ASP

Intellisense Driven
ASP

Simplicity and Learning Ease
PHP

Database Operation Ease
ASP - Thank ADO.NET

Well, if you're developing for the government, hospital or whatever system people usually don't have a choice than stay glued to..shoot at ASP however, I'd suggest PHP for development targeted at people with little or no patience at all.

I deliberately didn't compare PHP frameworks with ASP, that's like the barest minimum on both sides.

Opinions and Corrections are welcomed.

If you own a business, store or shop or you sell items (real items not Ponzi or rackaterly) there's a newly released app that smartly gives you a tech opportunity to sell your products.

The app gives you an opportunity to own a virtual store where you can upload your details and all items you sell (including prices and variants)

Buyers will find your store with gps, therefore your store is no longer limited

Above all, the app is free...all you're required to do is keep your store active

The platform does not apply strict advert rules but misuse will get your store and products banned fast

Download from Google Playstore now, when it is still free �

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=comgalaxyglotech.confirmexperts.generalmarket

I'm not certain about posting rules but here's an offer for as many as are opportuned. You own a personal store and get your products online fast, no hard rules.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=comgalaxyglotech.confirmexperts.generalmarket

Cajal:
..GSM IS A MEDIAL GOVERNOR
NOTHING ON GROUND OTHER THEN LIGHTENING PART OF THE STREET, XMAS DECORATION
EVEN 13TH MONTH... AJIMOBI ALSO PAID THIS IN HIS FIRST 3 YRS BEFORE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN

One thing about Nigerians is that we're always blind to indications. It's like we deliberately choose not to think. You mentioned meltdown, the same meltdown the government inherited from one grandfather who insisted there was no money to pay workers? retirees their entitlements? Or even finance a free for all basic education?

Since you have decided to be particularly blind to indications, creating a future doesn't come with building roads alone. I'm not interested in the comparison of some 8yrs with a less than 6month administration. Ajimobi's first term was excellent but let him tell us where Seyi is getting the money he said wasn't available.

The blind can see this, The deaf has heard this...

Nothing can be done to the dead, they can neither think, see, hear or speak

Everything shouldn't be about what party you pay obeisance to after all.

tohyorsih2:
Tie the affected part and lick Aporo Epa Ijebu

you broke my heart

SBL28:
You have to take some hard decisions. Your parents failed you by not fighting for you, it is now left to you to save yourself.

You should be doing something meaningful with your life. Why did he not marry a stark illiterate instead of imprisoning someone's daughter.

Go and start looking for a job and avoid getting pregnant at this period (that is what some men use to pin down their wives). If he wants to break the marriage because of that, let him. You can't just be sitting on your hands waiting for him to feed you for the rest of your life.


Edited to add for the slow pokes here yarning dust under my comment:

No sensible man will divorce his wife because she got a job. She can't be crying about not being able to do a job when she does not even have one in the first place. For how long will she continue to nurture her husband's insecurities?? She should look for a job that won't be too far, somewhere she won't have to close late so he won't have more ammunition to use against her.

Many older women today regret not standing up for themselves on time. The earlier the issue is trashed out the better.

You'd look at this comment in say 10yrs from now, and laugh at how funny you sounded. You don't fight every battle with grenades, especially one that requires just a broomstick. Smiles..

xendra:
SMH

2am? when it's not business?
she sabi shout, person like me wey no fit shout I no go open door atall. you wee sleep there.

anyway give it time and go back to begging her she would have calmed down and thought about her life, she will come back. unless she is convinced living without you is what's best for her.

I won't even bother coming home too abi... Sleep tight niyen dear