Phineas01:
Hello All, did anyone here apply for a passport renewal from the month of Dec - Jan at the Nigerian embassy in Berlin? If yes, have you been able to get the passport or any info from the embassy?

Thanks

obawinner:
I need help, the name on my BVN is hakeem Tunde while most of my certificate is hakeem babatunde. How do I rectify this considering I'm sticking to hakeem babatunde

Acuna91:
Hello guys, I got these from The Dortmund today, is their a way to go about it?

Sammynelson:

Hello bro I’m looking towards thy school too , how do we send our docs over

GMs:
Guys I'm new here. Can I apply for masters in Germany ( Europe ) without toefl or ielts. Please any help

shogotermies:
Hello everyone.Am a guy in in early twenties,.
I wanted a better life for myself, without the help of anyone,.

So I collected a loan from a friend, he lent me a 100k to start the organic skincare business, two months ago.
Which we agreed on an interest of 13.5%, and had it on papers too.

So I was able to make production in two weeks,.
Fast forward.

So I was unable to pay the interest rate of 13.5%, so Iwas able to pay 10%, which is 10,000.

The guy got mad, he was really angry.
But due to d fact my skincare products is just still new, sales was just so poor.

Now I am to pay him, today for the interest unlucky for me I fell into the hands of some fraudsters, I lost my money. But the issue is, I can't pay the interest now, my business isn't showing any positivity. Am frustrated, I need advice on what next to do.

He is now sending me message and insults, thinking am doing this on purpose..


Please mind my grammar and punctuations

rawpadgin:
Where are the inmates

tactius:
Sad...the problem is Brexit.

The problem is, many people don't want to accept the results of a valid referendum, and the EU put up strict condtions for the UK to discourage other members from leaving.

If I were British, I would be for Remain, however, I think the UK should leave because democracy sometimes means accepting results we don't like.

Back in 1993 in Nigeria, we got 5 more years of brutal millitary rule because some people did not want to accept the result of an election (and no, I don't think Abiola was the answer).

NwaliE01:
I didn't see growth. The company experienced sporadic cash flow.
However, the company's Earnings Per Share (EPS) declined by 58 Kobo per share. The company's Earnings Per Share declined from 86 Kobo to 28 Kobo. Year-on-Year CCNN EPS was down by 67.4%.

The selling and distribution expenses soared from N245.87 million to N1 billion. Whilst its administrative expenses increased from N597.65 million to N1.29 billion.

That's not a good marginal profit considering the operational and administrative cost.

traeces:
It does not appear so.
Would be more inclined to believe the assertion if it came from an umpire or regulator

GSteve001:
Cool beast!

Do you need a logo or other graphics design jobs done?
Contact in signature.

201320142015ob:
I often tell people that life is not a Nollywood movie.

Bad things do not always happened to bad people and good people do not always end up happiest.

I learnt this earlier in life.
The best students in my primary and secondary schools are not the most highly achieving today. Most of them didn’t even end up with first class in the University.

Even the first class students in most Universities do not end up the most successful.

Academic success is a little too overrated.

Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of Harvard to establish Facebook and he became the 5th richest man on earth. He is still in his 30s. Although he went back years later to tidy up.

Bill Gates also dropped out and he is the richest man on earth.

Virgins do sometimes end up marrying crazy philandering men, while some prostitutes do end up marrying men who worship them.

I’ve seen a woman who had several abortions but ended up having children in marriage when she was ready, while some virgins suffer fertility issues.

I’ve made up my mind to take calculated risks in life, and do what works for me. There’s really no almighty formula to success in life. If you see any opportunity, take it. As long as you aren’t making illegal moves and you aren’t hurting anyone in the process, go for it.

HakesOutfits1:
I knew it..... Nigerians sha...............

https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-bad-things-about-Sweden

Like I knew sef.

PassingShot:

Are you new to tennis?

BillGoldberg:


I said its the final option. And thats a last resort. You can also see where I said its from Satan??

Tobyarab:
Carter bridge is 11.8km long? guy, get your facts right. That short bridge.

oooduancalmdown:
Buhari will get at least 70 percent of North west.
65 percent of North east.
45-50 percent of North central.
65 percent of South west.
30 percent of South south.
10 percent of South east.
This is how Baba will win next year's election

Earthbound:
All these 'family size' sturvs, only me dey fit finish am.
1. Family size pizza
2. Family size turkey dinner
3. 2 Indomie belleful
4. This 1-litre coke, and so on and so forth....

Lazyreporta:



I only reposted it here yesterday.
I knew someone was going to say this.
I'm just reposting what I have posted online long ago.
Only if you can prove this site wrote it anyways.

Did you know how it got to that blog in the first place?

Same way you will see what I posted on naijaloaded but if I post it here you'll shout the same thing.

Lazyreporta:
On the Island of the affluent in Lagos, I rarely hear aircraft buzzing in the sky, except the posh helicopters of the busy rich. The airport and flight noise don’t affect the airspace, it only devalues the land.

The rich pretend to pray, but God is on the Mainland, land on the island is too expensive to build many worship centers.

The Island was not built for Beer. It is the hub of champagne, spirits, and wines. Beer is for the road, an appetizer bottled on the Mainland.

The Mainland is crowded with families. Life on the island has no friends. Everything is cash or ‘waka’. The roads are expensively tolled, the schools are US ‘Dollard’, and a smile might cost some ‘Nairas’.

The Island expands while the Mainland remains the same. Under neon lights, millions of Mainland ‘ants’ trample on the Third Mainland Bridge into the Island of their dreams. Many die on the bridge, many earn a kobo, and many rob the others.
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The Island goes to the Mainland, only to fly. Life on the mainland has many tribes. Bad roads and traffic jamborees in Enugu suburbs like Ago and Okota would eventually pursue ‘Omo Igbo’ to the East. The smart ones live in Yoruba neighborhoods, like itire, with Chinese constructed drainages. Sharp guys have moved into Surulere, the Governor’s neighborhood and the best place to drink. The number of youths in Festac makes one wonder if they ate their parents for dinner.

Ketu is a gang of Yoruba women hustling to breathe. Ikorodu can be great if it gets a bridge into the island. Yaba is the link between books, Aristos, ‘White House’ and an infamous Psyche ward (Yaba-left).yaba

Sex is on Allen, tax is a joyride at Alausa. Obanikoro is the name of a man on the Island and a place in the Mainland. Everything on the Mainland is made in Ilupeju, Ogba, Isolo, Agidingbi, and Oregun. Agbara is not on the Mainland, it’s in Ogun state, like Mowe and Ibafo.

Everything on the Island is imported from the Mainland ports of Apapa and Tin Can. The sound of Mazamaza and Okokomaiko can cure madness. Homes in Idi-Araba are waiting to collapse, thank God for LUTH; Igbobi’s Orthopedics is not too far away.

There is a Lagos state University campus in every Mainland corner; the main campus and a military cantonment are at Ojo. Musicians from Mushin and Ajegunle have monopolized the sympathy of poverty, while Egbeda and Ikotun get no pity.
If eyes are closed in Agege and Iddo when a train passes, one can pretend to be in Grand Central Station. 3Gbagadans usually pretend to be on the Island, but Oworonshoki can’t get away with such lies. Ogudu GRA insists on being distinct from a conjoined Ojota, while Amuwo-Odofin calls itself Festac Extension.

Iju and Ojodu villages are hyped by estate agents. Ebute-Metta is an old Yoruba phrase: “A place of three shores.” It is a decaying dream of British colonialism and Brazilian architecture.

Most of the residents of Magodo and Omole are Landlords. Maryland is not a saint and Anthony is not a Village. Igando and Ipaja are playing catching up with the state government.

Ikeja is the official capital of Lagos. The State House is on the Island, where the real capital is. Lagos deserves a special status in the constitution.index

On the Island, money has relatives. Ikoyi and Victoria Island are twin sisters, posh from birth and wrinkled with age. Lekki is a distant cousin, taxing and full of fraudulent schemes. VGC and Eleko are wealthy uncles, isolated from others and always overseas. Nicon and Parkview are the pretty nieces with feigned American and British accents. Oniru and Elegushi are the nephews from the village, who recently found wealth and arrogance. Ajah is the Step-sister, giving birth to children she can’t feed. Jakande and Igbo-Efon are broke In-laws, hardworking but always in need. Ibeju-Lekki and Epe are the Jilted aunts, feeding on promises and searching for suitors. Obalende is the lost brother without a mind, thought to be dead. Eko, Idumota, and Marina are Triplets of Royal descents, with trade on their minds, and power between their legs. Maroko is the baby that was aborted at Midterm. Makoko is the dirty bastard that wouldn’t disappear. Eko Atlantic City has recently left the incubator, hoping to survive. Many other siblings are just occupying space and causing traffic jams on the Island of the rich.

This is how I know I’m not on the Island: service attendants begging for money; Lastma officials lurking behind traffic lights; Dunghill switch is everywhere, and I can’t get an Iota of decency.

Source... Lazyreporta

Tokziby:
How will I spend my money to watch a movie that they already showed us everything we need to know.

A rich man fell ill and handed over the company to his brother when her only daughter thought it should be her cos of her qualifications. The company racked up debt and they had to save it before their fathers rival completely buys up the whole company.

What else do they need to tell us?

petsam11:


No offense bro! And I must say that u are entitled to ur opinion... But from this trailer that I just watched, this movie is going to be everything wonderful and amazing that the word "mediocrity" won't even have a space to come out of critics mouths... not only will it open a lot more doors for Genny and Nollywood again like "Road to Yesterday" did for her and Nollywood in 2016 TIFF, but this time it will be something overwhelming... did u see the graphics, picture quality, the galaxy of stars in this movie,... a lot of ppl will be anticipating cos even if dem tell me say Me. P fit act before now I no go believe, Pyhno too, not to talk of our legends dem... just wait till this movie hits Nigerian and other African Cinemas... Even before the announcement of dates that it will start showing in the Cinemas, the tickets go finish for air before e reach ground!

We have been hearing of Nollywood blockbusters but Mehn! This will create another record for Nollywood blockbusters/box office to follow... Wedding party o, Wives of strike o, okafor's law, 76, 93 days, dry, 30 Days in Atlanta, 10 Days in Suncity o, etc which are very wonderful movies but dey will all be like a child's play to this movie (Lionheart) with the cash out in the Cinemas... I am not exaggerating... Na fact I dey talk!!!

This movie will definitely take Nollywood to another extraordinary level quote me anywhere...
I dey believe Genevieve's Doings!!! Infact I too dey believe her Workings pass anybody for that industry men and women alike!!!
Even Onyeka Onwenu confirmed this in her interview with Wazobia TV shortly after d shooting of this movie... she said "Genny knows what many of us that has been in the industry even before her doesn't know! Just wait and see her... she is coming...."

krendo:
This explains why Channels TV went off air while Saraki was giving his world press conference

Nigeria is not a serious Nation

Elxandre:

Believe it or not, but I hold your moniker in high esteem, and I'm a bit surprised this is coming from you (condoning corruption)

When did it become a crime to buy a 300k phone?
You forget that the same 80k phone many people buy and term affordable is a great luxury to many poorer people.

I have friends who claim only a minimum of 6GB ram can suffice for what they do, and we argue and argue about it, so don't think expensive tech products are just a fashion or class statement.

A Nissan Micra moves quite well, but I'm sure you would want something bigger if you can afford it.
You aren't any better than the OP then.

By the way, the OP was buying to resell, so there goes your analogy right out through the window.

InvertedHammer:


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Just pay up.

You have such amount to waste on a stvpid phone that will be upgraded in the next 6 months.

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