₦airaland Forum

rheether:
Anty, pls tell them. One day, all her fancy Paradise will crumble.

Wow! Are you this bitter and jealous? Na wa o.

Wow! Powerful pictures. Deeply poignant.

It makes me see how human he is and how relatable and humble he is. God bless Mr. President.

teeghurl:
In time past, female's butt size does not have too much popularity and men were not so crazy about it like nowadays. Most men don't regard female with naturally flat or moderate-sized bum as an attractive lady but they prefer the ones with "Mt. Everest kinda-like bum"
This has trampled on some ladies' self-esteem and that's why we see most ladies spending huge amount of money on butt implants, butt pads and any other means just to have big butts. As human beings that we are, we are never satisfied, we move from one point of attraction to another. Abeg, what's gonna happen if men's sense of attraction shifts from 'UKWU' to another thing in female and they start seeing fake/huge butt as 'OLD SCHOOL'. Besides, can this over-hyping ever come down?

NB; Ain't hating on anyone o. please drop reasonable comment and let's have fun. Cheers

Tina Fey said something along the lines that men have always liked it. It is just recently that they have only being confident enough to admit it.

Sofisticate:
Nigeria baffles me. Government sending its Army to murder its citizens. Unbelievable. How did we get here?

Bros, You never jam. I came across a documentary by PBS on the extra judicial killings by the Nigerian Army in the North and it was SHOCKING!!!!

I will post it when I have the time. It was just brutal.

SisiJinx:
Tee hee hee. Now that is funny!!

I expect that in the near future the convo will go like this. . .

Matchmaker - She can type 400 words per minute, She can change a flat in less than 10 mins And. . .and she also does laundry.

Guy - Yes, Yes that's all nice and well but how pretty is she?

Matchmaker ^*swallowing* - Did I mention she. . . she. . .can light a stove with one eye closed and she is so nice animals love her?!!

LMAO!! Ah! The many things dating can cause.

Had to read it twice to fully understand this.

Have you introduced him to your family yet?

What did you eventually end up doing?

Op,

you need to change the title of the thread to Can I meet your 'cute' friend. to make it clearer to people. I almost didn't understand it at first.

Also, your initial write up wasn't clear enough, it wasn't until I read the comments that I truly understood the post. Either way, funny thread though.

Hahahahha, hilarious topic.

Youngpo413:
30 year old is too old for marriage,its better for a lady to marry earlier,when is a lady is 26,she should be talking about husband not boyfriends.

And who exactly made that arbitrary rule?

No. 4 is golden.

enieme:
marriages too fail when there's no more love.

Yes I know but love never fails. Please stop confusing the lust for money as love. One is clearly superior to the other.

247Dior:
is he the finance minister?

Abi o. Isn't that the job of the finance minister?

Eluwilussit:
Spot on, son. Na to win election with underaged voters? Time don reach for action. Jagaban don hide. They all were running their mouths on how to feed schoolchildren and pay 25m poor Nigerians #5k a month, but now even people that have jobs, are losing them.

We called Jona clueless. We were right. Now what do we call PMB & APC led FG? We can't fix Nigeria until we go back to true federalism, regionalism or confederalism. There are way too many states and LGAs presently.

your last paragraph is golden

paschu:
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I was carefully reading your stance until I got to the last line ...

That your last comment just messed up your arguement and suggests that you don't know what you are saying, otherwise you who claim to be in the know (and economically smarter than a known billionare) ought to be aware that this government plans to borrow like never before.

The fact that someone is a billionaire does not mean he his educated on economy policy.

chubhiee:
What a man of peace who rightly said that his quest for power is not worth the blood of Nigerians. now, compare with a war time general that was ready for dogs and baboons to do death match.

The number of deaths,job loss, and economic somersault under Buhari is unprecedented in the entire history of this nation.

The question is how long can Nigerians endure before they revolt like a goat that has been pushed to the wall?

Dude, what are you talking about? Do you even know anything about economics works? Nigerias problems are bigger than Buhari. Our problems come from the fact that we based our entire economy on a very volatile product like oil and now that the price has gone crashing we are suffering from the after effects. It has nothing to do with Buhari but the previous administrations inability to plan ahead.

HiddenShadow:
Intelligence report made known to Jonathan revealed the plan by Western powers to back a Northern rebellion against Jonathan like the case of Gbagbo and Ivory Coast
Jonathan seeing that Nigeria has no technological skill to produce her weapons needed to defend herself , had to protect his people (SS/SE) by leaving in peace all thanks to the betrayals down South.

Hahahahha, where do you get this your conspiracy theories self? Please show me the so called intelligence reports. Abi na you write am. Kai! You naija people and your conspiracy theories self.

asha80:
I am not too worried about buhari..i am more worried about the state governors who cannot think beyond allocation from abuja

Gbam!

HiddenShadow:
Keep dreaming of a war that won't breakout
You guys wanted Change and now you guys are complaining after seeing your mistake.
Live with your choice.
No war will breakout.

Oh so you think the previous administration would have been able to handle this oil glut when it consistently failed to deal with other crisis?

kayfra:
If you read the news you would know that the world powers are already preparing for the disintegration of Saudi Arabia and the war scenario is not farfetched with ISIS and Syria. If all you know is Igbo vs. Hausa vs. Yoruba diatribe then gtfo.

Hahhaha, Saudi Arabia disintegrate? Keep wishing. You think the House of Saud is just going to let that happen or you think the US would just stand by and let it's major ally in the middle East disintegrate? You think say this one na Biafra vs. Nigeria.

asha80:
hope it is not going to lead to massive sack in the banking sector

What kind of question is that? Who wants to pay workers when they are about to go bankrupt.

cckris:
Let the incompetent Govt resign before it turns to UPRISING. They said they would do better, but they have no ideas of to even start.
Hunger can lead to irrationalities.

Dude, this is much bigger than APC vs. PDP so stop being petty. Its not time for partisanship for goodness sakes, it's about right vs. wrong.

Nigeria is paying for the bad decisions it has made in the past and it seems like the chickens are coming home to roost. It sounds so sad.

okenikpoto:
On WAEC billing an NGO for services.
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There has been so much fuss about WAEC billing an NGO N1.8m for information they requested concerning a compilation of performances of students on state basis for the NGO to use in giving scholarships to the students.

Well, I don't see any harm in WAEC charging for the services they NGO wanted rendered. The NGO should be willing to pay that amount for the information they seek.

If the so called NGO wants to give scholarships to students on state level based on their performance across the country and can't pay N1.8m for services by WAEC how then can we believe they can come clean with the herculean task of giving scholarships to thousands if not millions of students across the country.

No matter how you look at it, I stand with WAEC on their billing the NGO, Nigerians always takes things for granted. They (NGO) just feel they will write WAEC and ask for such information and it goes to them free. Pray, when you go asking for your transcripts, you pay for it.

If they (NGO) can't pay WAEC's service fee, then let them go state by state and compile the list themselves and see how much that will cost them. After all they are an NGO and should be on the field working.

I swear you Nigerians are so used to injustice being exploited that you think it's normal. This move by WAEC is a pure money grab.

That is how you would go to the naija embassies abroad and they would be asking you to bring 'additional payment even after paying all the required fees online.

okenikpoto:
You guys should be objective. Does SAT give scholarships? WAEC is a body which takes care of exams in West Afica. If the NGO cannot pay the amount how can they assure us that their motive is genuine? If you can't afford a service charge of N1.8m how then can you give scholarships to thousands of students? Be logical.

That is exploitation and you know it. It is pure and unbridled greed.

vicque:
well I quite agree with you.but this charge is way too much.i do not expect it to be free...but that's close 2mill we talking about.

Bros, it's supposed to be free man. This is just pure greed bruh

aolumaxi:
...and why should waec process it free? Na small be FG matter for waec.... it's affairs is directed by a West African council nt Nigeria.... they do deir things themselves

This is public information for goodness sakes. Gosh, the greed in this country.

The chairman of WAEC needs to be fired for this and investigated.

twoondei:
Well, EDOBOX requested top scorers from all states of the federation plus FCT.


I just did the maths, 1.85M = 50k per state.

It looks like there's a fixed charge to verify results per state. I personally don't think it's too bad and I don't think they should send it out for free.

I beg to differ.

Pls don't insult me and yes, I passed maths at WAEC

Why shouldn't it be free?? This is public information for goodness sakes. No wonder nothing runs well in this country.

This should be free information for goodness sakes!!!!

What kind of country is this?? No wonder it's sooo difficult to run a business in his country and they wonder why unemployment is sooooo high.

enieme:
not always, It's the same force that drives a person to marry out of love where theres no money that also drives another to marry cos of money where theres no love.
Different strokes for different folks.

I agree with you that there are different strokes for different folks but you still can't change the fact that dating someone for what they have in their pocket is still very vain and superfucial no matter how you spin it girl.


And NO!!! it's not "the same force that drives a person to marry out of love where there is no money that also drives another to marry cos of money where there is no love", they are two very opposing forces.
One is based on lust (which is about self) while the other is based on something much noble or virtuous so please girl stop trying to justify vanity.

No wonder a lot of marriages fail when there is financial difficulty. It's because their foundation is built on shallow ground like money which can disappear so easily with one or two strokes of bad luck.

samzheee:
being a baby mama is far better than being single at almost 40 without a child.

WRONG!!!

enieme:
hmm, It's not worthlessness some just prefer to live high. It may provide them with an experience of the life they never had or wish to have.
I'm just concerned about someone not ready to chase his/her own dreams but prefer to tap from someone else's own

But that's the epitome of shallowness and vanity.