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project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����

NgeneUkwenu:
Make una free the man Joor!

iRyan:
Hi guys, my name Ryan, I'm a super huge fan of music. I been on nairaland for a while now and I have noticed there isn't a thread on music charts, so I've decided to create this thread to discuss everything music chart related. I'll be posting music chart updates on here(find out how well your fave is doing on the charts).

PS: I'm kinda like a music industry expert; I understand how the music industry works. I'd be happy to reply any question music related from you guys.

iRyan:
I was baptized and had part of my elementary in this church. It is one of the churches in the New York diocese closed down because of low attendance. R.I.P.

Caustics:
why is the transgender man in skirt looking at their nyash

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one,
All of them share one thing in common,

They married a married man.


My FTC is dedicated to Tonto Dike's endless tears at night when she's all alone with her demons and the social media masks are off.

habgito:
The world is feeling D'Banj. It's not a lie.

Kokomaster, D'banj was pictured with Racy American Model, Amber Rose.

The pair were pictured in a conversation while posing for a picture later. This comes after meeting Amber Rose's friend, Blac Chyna at his listening party,

Kings Season is truly here.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/06/dbanj-pictured-with-amber-rose.html

bsideboii:
Feels really good to be the first to comment.
This is the beginning of great things for me and everyone that is making conscious and persistent effort at achieving their life purpose.
I dedicate this to my Mum;She has always been there for me .

dominique:
The girl's story is hogwash. So there was nothing within reach that she could have used to defend herself, she couldn't scream for help. The man conviniently opened the door to her parent's apartment, locked the door and forced himself on her. And some people believed this? A whole nineteen year old? As much as I am against rape and crime in general, that doesn't I won't call out false allegation when I see one.



Not stranger o, neighbour. Nobody in the apartment building knew she was being 'raped' till her father forced the door opened.

doctokwus:
This shows how horrendous Buhari has performed.
To me the tragedy is not that Buhari has been a failure but that any Nigerian leader wud ever be compared to GEJ.Buhari and his clannish,bigoted and pretentiously corrupt govt shud be shedding tears wherever they are that the govt is being compared to a GEJ president that hitherto had d unrivalled distinction of being the most corrupt,d most clannish and most incompetent that ever graced d corridors of power in Nigeria! That is d tragedy of d failure of this govt,not d fact of d failure itself.

Dicedpineapple:
My logic.D joke was so apparent so i cant comprehend ur over seriously.The bad situation of Nigerias economy should not dampen over ability to crack or decipher d joke in a statement.Av a nice day

nero2face:
anything we do in life, it's either for a blessing or a lesson, it's clear that voting PMB was never a blessing to Nigerians, it's for a lesson, and now most of us have learnt our lesson. Just like Christ was given up for Barnabas, we gave up GEJ for PMB, I think the only good side of this experiment is for de future, maybe next time Nigerians will realize that a Good man from GALILEE is better than a bad man from JERUSALEM

pittoilet:
Tripple MG, Ubi Franklin reveals his struggles with suicidal thoughts and depression, despite all the riches, and how he overcame them.

See his revelations below...

http://www.looknaija.com/2017/06/ubi-franklin-reveals-struggles-suicidal-thoughts-depression/


www.nairaland.com/attachments/5555168_ubi_jpeg02cf0f1234561ebc4fcf0c6770d53709

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV6vKXSjb5t/?hl=en

hazyfm1:
who beard epp?

Amarabae:
Good Day All!
Happy Sallah To My Muslim Friends!
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If you go into the street of Nigeria and ask, who is a Niger Deltan?
95% of respondents will likely fail the question.
The Reason for this write up is that some Peoples ignorantly love to use the phrase "IGBOS and NIGER DELTANS".
Its wrong and an embarrasement to the intellectual mindset.
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First, What is a Delta?
A Delta is a Land area where a River spread into diverse tributuaries before emptying into an Ocean or Sea.
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Niger Delta is the delta of River Nigeria.
The USA has Mississippi Delta.
The China has Yangtze Delta.
The Egypt has Nile delta.
And so on.
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In Nigeria, How Is A Niger Deltan identified, lets examine it in three ways and then solve the Igbos and Niger Delta Question.
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1) Niger Delta as Oil Producing Areas?- If Niger Delta is classified by Oil Producing Areas, that mean Igbos, Yorubas, Ijaws, Urhobos etc are part of it.
- Yorubas produce Oil in Ondo state.
- Igbos have Oil producing areas in Ukwa areas of Abia, Egbema, Asa/Ndoki, Oguta, Ogbaru, Ndoni, Omuma, Etche etc.
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So if it is classified by Oil producing areas, that means all ethnic groups in southern Nigeria are Niger Deltans.
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2) Niger Deltans As South South States?- This is the classification many use to define Niger Deltan.
And they even Ignorantly think Igbos are not part of it.
I am an Asa lady from Oyigbo LGA In Rivers state.
I am proudly Igbo and Niger Deltan.
Also the Ndokis, Ndoni, Etches, Egbemas etc are also Oil producing areas in South South and they are part of the Igbo Nation.
Ikwerre, Ogba and Ekpeye may be a battleground of identity issue but they are of Igboid stock.
So you see if we use South South as classification of Niger deltan, IGBOS are part and parcel of it.
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3) Niger Deltan By Virtue Of Geographical Location?
If we go by this classification, that means Edo and Cross River people are not Niger deltans, because there is no delta of the River Niger in their location.
If we go by this classification, that means IGBOS are fully part of the Niger Delta.
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My Final submission is that trying to create Niger Delta without mentioning IGBOS is a big FRAUD.
There are Igbos in the term "NIGER DELTA".
Even the River Niger is a dermacation between two Igbo Cities Onitsha and Asaba.
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The days of divide and conquer are fading away.
I am an Asa/Ndoki person.
Oyigbo is my LGA!
Rivers is my state.
IGBO is my ethnic nation.
And Yes I am a Niger Deltan just like my fellow Igbos like Etches, Ndonis, Egbemas, Ogbarus, Ogutas, etc.
Thank you all.

Dicedpineapple:
Scary line i guess.if u know dat,u shouldn't be claiming baba triplets..Mtchew

Dotwillis1:
what's wrong with your sense

Why quoting me on a 2016 thread

thornapple:
Do I really need the PhD. The scenario on which the assumptions were made was even worst in many other parts of the world at the time.
I mean the railway thing with the hustle and bustle that went with it don't you think?.
Anyway no point driving this further. All these conspiracies against Africa is sickening sha.

TashaGirl:
Small dicks guys are not stingy . Date SDG today!

dollyjoy:
Actually, stingy people are the worst kind of people to be in an affair with.

Maychang:
Babe dont bother yourself on this thread...this kids here will still have excuses..... even though the truth is obvious.

GiaGunn:
I'm an independent woman.
I date for love

Laveda:
Your Ex was really stingy..

Never met such Nigga. if I ever do, I'll dump his ass!

JLopez:
Having a stingy boyfriend is the height of it, some are so stingy dat to even get their saliva is wahala..
You know what annoys me the most about such men? Some of them will get themselves everything they want no matter the cost, make sure they look good on the outside, while they don’t give a rat’s nest what happens to their gf.
They just don't care about your needs even if u tell dem.. After all it's not my needs.. So wat?
We are not saying give us everything u have.. Bt show affection and care by sharing a little with us. It's not just about gbenshing Abeg


Abeg, what does one do with a stingy bf? Hiaahn!! Y r we even dating if u can't share or gimme anything? I dislike guys like that.
Dealing with such guys isn't even funny.. Especially wen u knw he has alot in his hands.

If you can’t handle a stingy guy in relationship, you won’t be able to handle him in marriage. So make the right choice! Walk out of his sorry Asss!!!!!

Are you a stingy guy?
Can a guy be deliberately stingy to a lady??
Have u dated a stingy guy before ?
How do u deal with it !?
lalasticlala goodafternoon lalasticlala

Like the idiot that kept spending on my sister even as she kept giving him signs that she wasn't into him..... She ended up using him to start up her life after service year and got married to her husband...Dude wasted two years of resources on her for nothing!

Backinfront:
So true. I just laugh at gullible guys who have bought this fallacious "money rules women" shitt.

If I was a woman I will do exactly what these goldiggers are doing if opportunity presents itself. You lure me with money, you finished.

Lesson: Money cannot buy love or genuine affection. It can only get you her presence.

And just like many people are present in your life without really being into you, So are the women you are luring with material gifts.