₦airaland Forum

natureblack:
I guess she didn't marry for money...............she just went to where rich people are and married for love

100Cents:
My broda, amaexhi efforts is like man fluid inside rubber contraceptive...

100Cents:
Chai, with all the insult Amaexhi smeared on the presidency, can't you guys be benevolent enough to reward him even if it is Aso rock gateman ?

Demdem:

Fools will alleged but when called upon to substantiate their claims they go dumb.
By the way, have the teachers been paid or not?
What about students bursaries?

Raiders:
they have a culture. Hip pop is part of the culture.African Americans are the most influential and richest blacks in the world. Why is it that most Africans try to immate African American?

here:
Try to understand me,I am no fan of pdp either though who I vote is my choice but how can you compare Obj/Tinubu and his case.Lag had their funds held,Rivers had their money with igr to them,aside instances where fg refused to countersign any foreign funding like the water project for God knows why we are the Treasure Base,we dont deserve this. You always cite corruption at FG,how about Rivers and the lgas.I cited the furniture case,deny it didnt happen.
Pls dnt debate with me on Education reforms,I can seat him down and tell him how he scored less than 25.I Really wish he had more focus,what stopped the greater ph,why is their so much traffic and dirt,we have companies running in the states who can absorb our graduates,check Akwa Ibom list whenever Mobil recruits.Even galley hands at Kitchens abroad oil sites earn well instead our oil companies are taking graduates as roustabouts.
Imagine the energy with which he fights FG,if he dedicated it to work for Rivers people.
Cross River also lost oil wells to Akwa Ibom,the governor didnt raise hell's gate.
How did the issue start,what was the government's plan for relocation or compensation on water front demolition.Even in Abuja indegiens were compensated who didnt have anyone,how could he not consult properly and reassure the people.I guess thats why some villages have no drinking water for water pollution and we have commisioners for environment.
I give it to him for what he did with militancy,wish he dedicated that energy to other areas,do you know if not for not not to accuse him wrongly one would say he did that to enable him use the security vote like its happening up north where they tell you the state is helping the military buying them vehicles
We deserve better dear.

DaBullIT:
Òóbìì. I fall your hand , Mr I sabi everything

Captain3star:
I would have love to have a pragmatic discussion on this issue without bias or insult no any individual but going through the tread so far I saw that it is impossible. I therefore have no choice but to keep quite thank you all.

DaBullIT:
King of Mùmú , we know your type , this conversation is not your business ,
secondly the article said USA wants them to Withdraw some of the Heavy weapons in order to use them for training our soldiers , following your manner of thinking , your statement implies one of the following :

The forces tackling BH in the north is one battalion
Or
Nigeria only has heavy artillery for one battalion
Or
You are Lonely and an attention seeking scum of the earth who goes around quoting people just to get response

Follow your own advice , Get a life

DaBullIT:
Mr Ode , my comment was not based exact numbers , I painted a scenario , I said Nigerian army can not be trained all at once. Reasonable people understand that I meant training group by group and that does not imply taking off all the hardwares

There's a difference between having to run to your Elder brother for help if or when you are being bullied and having your brother on site asking if you want him to beat a bully for you , I know all about offer and acceptance and contract but a numbnut like you just read and comment , you don't think , you don't assimilate , your more like a plug and play device , no loading , no software.

Your so stewwwpid

Your so steeeewpid

Apparently your too dumb to understand anything I say , I'm sure you also believe that CIA predicted Nigeria would break up 2015. Òdè Òshì

DaBullIT:
[size=20pt]1. USA was not contracted , they offered at a fee or not

2. Hardware being used ? if you had 200 armored tanks , taking one or two out would not affect the front line , I believe soldiers will be trained in batch , infantry or group , the whole Nigerian Army can't be trained at once. Mùmú people talking about all heavy weapons and equipments that response if for you

3. Hardware being used ? So there's hardware ? Why did they take $15M to South Africa ?

4. You expect USA to airlift choppers and armored tanks to Nigeria. Eehweeeeeh , Nothing we no go see , Nigeria isn't that special even if we are paying billions for training


Abi you think USA na Cotonou ?
FYI it was US marines that hinted and arrested nationals of Niger Republic who were making IED's and bombs for Boko haram [/size]

wasiudvd:
Even if its Pope that make this press release, I will still not believe.
so this people think we are this gullible?
so all the military hardware that this country have is in the north fighting Boko Haram, yet we are struggling to win.
Are we saying if Nigeria is attacked from South now, we will need to withdraw military hardware from north, to defend from South?
I don't even understand, what military hardware are we currently using on book haram that is needed for the training? AK 47? Tanks? RPG? jet fighter? what else? This is all we have? is this what they want to train the military on? In a sane country, this kind of statement will have consequence.
mtcheew!

mutter:
No woman or man has a right to demand another woman to have an abortion. That is for her to decide.

The truth is that your husband abused and took advantage of his master status to get the poor little gir pregnant.

The truth is that you failed to protect the little girl from your wayward husband, and you must have known that he was wayward.

You should think about how to plead with her and the family for the wrong you have done her! If her family say your husband should marry her take her in and show her love.

Obiagelli:
What's sham about the elections? He was endorsed by the governor, so what?

Obiagelli:
RIVERS STATE
There is a winner already! Dakuku
Peterside, a member of the house of
representatives believed to have the
support of Governor Rotimi Amaechi, has
emerged winner of the primaries.

Source : the cable.

pickabeau1:


Remember Lots wife

pickabeau1:
Na so

some people can make you worry sha..
The guy no want high bp... but he is going about it the wrong way

pickabeau1:
Wrong question

The question should be: what truly are the contacts on that SIM card worth
Remember Lot's wife!

Naijasinglegirl:
Mid last week, my temperature was running high and since I am clearly not a fan of hospitals, I thought it was best to limit myself to the confines of my room until the sickness disappears but my mom was having none of that. She dragged me to the hospital.
My first reaction when I got there was "WTH! This is crowded."
I signed up for a medical consultation and found a place to sit.

After 3 hours of waiting, the bad tempered nurse at the reception area called my name.

Thank God, I thought.

Before she let me into the doctor's office, she put me on a height scale, weight scale and proceeded to pump my BP.

"Nurse, Its just fever not a modelling audition. Are all these necessary?" I asked giggling.
She frowned at me and increased the pressure till the friction numbed my arms. That was her way of telling me to shut the hell up.

I was not surprised to say the least.
Its no news some Nigerian female nurses are far from polite. Especially those ones with big buttocks that are always roaming from ward to ward with a tray of injections, looking for an innocent patient to stab.
Like someone said on twitter, its only in Nigeria the nurses would wake you up from sleep to give you sleeping pills.
When I got into the examination room, I was expecting some sort of gadget to be used on me but everything was done MANUALLY. The doctor even used his palm to gauge my temperature rather than a thermometer.

Oshey baddest doctor!!!

"So what is wrong with you?" He asked.
"That is your job doctor. If I knew I wouldn't be here."
No, that was not my reply. Clearly in Nigerian hospitals, you are expected to diagnose your problem in your house so you don't waste the doctor's time at the hospital.

"Fever." I replied.

For all I know it could be a fever disguising as TB. God Forbids!
A cancerous fever. God Forbids!
A brain tumour fever. God Forbids!!
Ebola Fever. God Forbids!!!

But no, not in our hospitals. The first rule they operate in is,
"All facts surrounding a fever must be twisted and twisted until the final diagnosis reads MALARIA."

Now I made his job easier, he began manipulating my replies.

"How is it doing you?" He asked.
Na wa o. See question.
I used my palm to massaged my chin for a few seconds and then I said,
"Its doing me somehow oh."
"You have headache?"
"No"
"Loss of appetite?"
"I guess."
"Cough?"
"No."
"Cold?"
"Small."
He turned to my mom this time. "Madam, she has malaria!" He exclaimed.

*sigh* As usual. Don't we all?

It seemed he forgot to ask me when last I saw my period in his line of questions. My heart broke some years back when a malaria diagnosing doctor threw the question at a twelve year old Naijasinglegirl.
The only diagnosis these doctors are good at making are malaria, pregnancy and HIV.

All my life, whenever I go to the hospital, I always return home with the same malaria declaration after the doctor has assessed me MANUALLY. Sometimes when the doctor is in a good mood, he takes my hard earned blood and upgrades me to typhoid. This is the reason my dad almost bundled me to a native doctor when a medical doctor told him the chances of his fragile 5-year old Naijasinglegirl surviving malaria were 20:80.
At least native doctors have high-tech equipment like a calabash for skyping with sango, a speaking mirror and no-nonsense oracles.
Even when I roll into the hospital from the expressway with green blood dripping from my nose, blue mucus dripping from my mouth and down syndrome attitude, Its still malaria!

Back to our story.
It was time for drug administration. My favourite part where the doctor gets to clear the shelves of the in-house pharmacy for me. The closer the drugs are to their expiration date, the more generous he gets.
Five transparent nylon of drugs were given to me. First contained several tablets of paracetamol, second contained those medium size multi vitamins, third contained more than twenty tiny yellow tablets, fourth contained a green coloured anti malaria tablets and the last one, orange vitamic C.

"Take all of it. Directives are on the pack for your dosage." The doctor commanded.

All ke? He didn't even have conscience.
That was when I gave into a hysterical laughter. I laughed to the point that I felt the fever leaving me in annoyance.

When I walked back to the reception, I wanted to grab a mic to announce to the impatient prospective patients to return home. After all, their problem is either pregnancy or malaria.
Finally home, it was time for me to be my own doctor as usual. I tossed everything into my trashcan except for my vitamic C which became my hourly tomtom.

Until our health care system improves, I know what to do when sickness strikes again.

Migraine : Alabukun powder
Headache : Panadol
Catarhh : Procold
Purging : Flagyl
Boil : Robb
Waist pain : Aboniki balm
Madness : Native doctor
Dislocated bone : Pastor Chris
HIV : Prophet T B Joshua

chidyhels:
look for a friendly Dpo and explain your case.
If it means paying them to go get him then pay.
They should make sure he signs an undertaken, if your nudes are found anywhere, he will be arrested.

Dats the best path gal. Your begging wont change anything. He planned it all from the start. He never loved you between so stop asking yourself why you cheated on him.

sparklie:
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Preach it brother! Maybe they'll hear since it's coming from a brother! If this is who u sincerely are o and not that u r fronting, then I pray that the God you serve will give u a woman that each day u spend together, you'll go to ur closet and thank Him for creating the day u met her.


@ op, marriage is pure bliss when u find ur friend, treat her well.
Most men who post on nl claiming they are seeking serious relationships are seeking for serious Bleep-TIONSHIPS!!!