₦airaland Forum

The story of 5 boys in a secondary school in some remote northern part of a nation. Having realized they are a minority in this large nation called WAZOBIA, they knew they had to use their brains if they would go any far in the land.

So, the first one opted to join the Police. His game plan would be to manouver to the top with the help of friends. It occured to him that the plan would not be easy unless one of his friends would join the Army. Quickly, the second man, the very brave among them opts for the military. He would use force to seize power and would distribute the juicy positions to his other four friends, including the fellow in the Police.

Two slots taken, three to go. The smart third will be sent to the South. He is not really intelligent and cannot compete in southern schools, but he is very street-smart. From day 1, he starts to trade in forex..finds his way to a bank and continues to do deals. He cornered enough money to but shares in an oil company. His cunning art continues to pay off for him as he used his proceeds from his shady deals to eventually buy dominant shares in a regional bank.

The fourth man joined the Customs. His duty was to mercilessly tax everyone that comes through and turn himself to a mini-bank. He is quite wayward, and apart from his dirty exploits on his official desk, he would not spare anyone dressed in skirts as he targets them for dirty escapades. At some point he could boast that his escapade had cornered him pink dressed species from virtually every tribe in the land.

The fifth one, known to be lazy, was sent to the Public sector. Though lazy, he quickly rose through the ranks at the Tax Office!

Funny combination you would say - Military, Police, Customs, Tax Office and Bank! Years passed and they sat again. This time they had discovered that their fellow citizens in WAZOBIA liked noise but were ever lacking in bite! So, five boys who barely managed to high school exams found a cunning way to forever rule their fellow nationals.

How would five boys rule a nation? Simple. Always promise them carrots! Not a carrot they have grown but the same carrot they stole from their fellows! Secondly, use the snatched carrot to ever divide them. At any time they needed to elect leaders they would throw a few carrots out and watch as the gullible citizens queue to hurt themselves. The fight is always about who should lead - the man from Customs or the one from the Tax office!

And so, it continued that the five boys held sway, ruled over their fellows. They threw a few carrots out from time to time, as they sipped wine. It worked, even to the extent of these fellows killing themselves over what was snatched away from them in the first place.

Simple trick. Gullible people. At day time they called it democracy but as soon as they got into their nocturnal meeting of the 5 boys everything looked more like lootocracy!

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You're a graduate, stop analysing issues like an illiterate.

Results are always announced on Mondays. Sundays are for RECs to arrive Abuja and movements of results and other details to Abuja.

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THANK YOU O JARE. I AM READING THE COMMENTS. INEC ADJOURNED THE MEETING AFTER WELCOMING THE PEOPLE....AND PEOPLE ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT POSTPONEMENT!

FAKE NEWS EVERYWHERE.

Adjourned...not postponed!

Politicians are terrible.

How can sane person sit down and draft this nonsense?

Shows they would not mind to cause mayhem in the country.

He won his polling unit does not mean he has won the seat. Wait until the results of the seat is out before sending out congratulatory message.

That is how some people are busy congratulating PMB because he won his polling unit.

Is education this bad in Nigeria?

One polling unit does not make you a Senator. Nigerians should just wait for election results to come out!

100 votes out of 70 million! Some people sha!

sehin79:
Which way Nigeria...we can’t just seems to get it right at all..we need a total reprogramming in this country

This is not a Nigeria problem but the problem of a few miscreants in one local area. Most of Nigeria has recorded a peaceful election so far. This may as well be the best election so far. Let us wait and see.

FAKE.

Look at the picture very well and it is obvious that it is the wife calling his attention to something.

Platony:
Hmmm

INEC did not cancel the election. It was only postponed.

One candidate is still waiting for WIVES to get ready before he comes out!

INTELS shares seconding?

Except they (INEC) knew this ahead of time there is no way they can print new ballot boxes overnight!

Could the allegation be true that INEC is favouring one party?

By this time next week everyone would have forgotten that we had a presidential election and would have come to terms that there was never really a vacancy in the rock!

PDP lost the very day they sold their ticket to the highest bidder!

A lady has had two babies for you and there was no serious plan to wed her!

Man, you should blame yourself for having babies out of wedlock.

Why cry foul if she is not legally married to you?

God forbid, if her fortune had gone the other way (God forbid) what would y have done?

I am not a fan of PMB.

PDP is not an option. We should not with our vote go back to Egypt.

If there is any Nigerian politician that deserves commendation, that person is Osinbajo.

One man was there for 8 years, an all he left were trails of looting, home and abroad!

Osinbajo has done us proud as a people, with less than 4 years, he has lent t the poor and has not served himself.

May God keep him and raise him to the position he truly deserves.

Well, in a way, one should be able to use his PVC to at least recognise this excellent Nigerian. A professor of law, with international standing, a SAN who really does not need to do politics to be able to live a good life.

My prayer is that they will both find Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, so that their home will become a testimony of changing from being a mess to becoming a message! Amen.

The travails of a man who rode on high horses equipped with the instrument of justice in a society that has little love for truth.

How did it happen that he is being served with the same tricks that he has mastered and used endlessly?

How are the mighty fallen!

Problem with Nigeria.....

Thief calls thief a thief..... just because thief has not been caught.

Election rigging superstar warns everyone about rigging, just because he is no longer holding the key to the vault...

O to gee!

the fellow who has nothing to say than to spread hate and bitterness! if he thinks he can set youths on the path of blood-letting and war, his efforts will be frustrated. Amen

If there is so much noise about postponement what will happen if the announcement is made after election that APC or PDP has won?

APC will protest if its PDP and PDP will protest if its APC!

People are waiting to cry foulplay once their party is not announced as winner. I just hope this is not the case.

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Atiku for 8 years was one of Nigeria's worst VPs ever.

I do not understand why some people think that he will do a miracle as a President!

Many Nigerians are really not aware of anything beyond their backyards and what they will eat!

These crowds do not mean anything anymore. Same people show up for APC and PDP rallies thinking they have something to share.

Where are Fela Durotoye, Moghalu and others? No crowds - Nothing to share.

Please beg your loved ones not to go for any rallies anymore - patapata, they will give you 2000! And they will steal 2000 billion when they get there.

Such a terrible site. Such a sad thing for those families.

They heard that something will be shared and they all showed up!

Lagos? It will take a miracle for the man to take 20%.

Half of that crowd attended the APC rally last week!

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APC is not very good. PDP is unbearable!

He will will in the Republic of Statutes and Monuments (RSM) anyday anytime!

PMB is taking trains to the town of the honourable letter writer!