₦airaland Forum

PepERSprAY:
Will you push them away? They are the problem in Nigeria but cannot be pushed away peacefully. They are like the cancer of of the bone marrow. Southern Nigeria is not happily married to the North and I know the South wants a peaceful divorce. Oil boom and overall economic boom may make their Northern spouse to look elsewhere for another bride.

why cant they be pushed away peacefully or violently?

PepERSprAY:
Please God make it happen so that they can peacefully secede. I promise they will never ever be missed in Nigeria.

you mean they are the ones holding nigeria together?  

[quote author=god_II link=topic=188339.msg3021531#msg3021531 date=1225465172]i am a 17 year old male,ive been living in the UK for over three years now and i have to say,although i hate the flogging in nigeria,children raised there are by FAR better off.children in the UK are raised as victims of their surroundings and like idiots,they simply accept whatever situation they are dropped in w[b]hile a raised in nigeria will know when to fight to make things happen.[/b][/quote]as we can see 48years latter, we are really fighting to make things happen whilst oga is busy burning 200million inside cometary-lecturers are busy grabbing your girlfriends, awarding you marks based on your settlement levels

Nigerian raised kids are also raised as victims as their environment! As docile as anything,  Yes Sir Yes Ma to even criminals and rapists!!!

I've seen kids return from their 'schooling' in nigeria with advance scamming knowledge!!!

_{to the honest parent sending ther kids to naija are just looking for an easy way out-
you see them doing 80hrs a week extra!!}

chei Nigerian men are like tornadoes aren't they??

make sure you sort the mortgage out proper, so you are not left out cold!

Nope!!

can you imagine, they are now wearing trousers instead of iro and buba
they even use computer chei abomination!! instead of using ifa and obantale*
whatever happened to the traditional huts?? now all we see is ugly building with columns

time Vs culture

He said, “In Abuja, we receive about 200 visa applications daily and in Lagos, 400 applications daily and annually, we receive about 182,000 visa applications, 62,000 applications from Abuja and 120,000 from Lagos, but only50 % of applicants get visa.”

VFS

hmm with this thread; lets see what the figures will be next year

Hehehe < me trying to do the devilish laugh o

you see these abokis e? they are so uneducated!!
their women are so repressed, they dash them off for denying them education
they are the ones holding nigeria back walahi!


_{okay i'm not as good as sisi with Sir Kazeem but hey i try na
wont be surprised if some1 didnt get it o}

_{is it my computer or the website is really blinking?}

well done by the way

A former member of the Ministerial Committee on Airspace, Mr. Sam Akerele, said that although the Paul Dike Committee was modest to say that the sector needed more than N80bn to fix, it needed more than N100bn, looking at the level of infrastructure decay.

they always ask for more don't they??
the little toro-kobo they receive what have they done with it
they are still arguing which account the intervention funds should be kept!
wondering if peter Odili loaned or dashed them N2b

I know why Nigerians are not allowed to have guns
why dont the MEND guys hijack a plane

idupaul:
His inlaw owns a tech firm and they have both been fleecing police coffers in the name of info tech

hmm no wonder, they'll soon announce free WIFI for police barracks

He said the new ID card would also serve as ATM card for all policemen since it could be used by them to access their salaries.

The IG said the era when dismissed policemen paraded themselves as policemen was over as the card was capable of rejecting them as soon as they slotted it into any ATM.

this Okiro guy and his fraudulent technology contracts
why will any dismissed policeman parading as a policeman
approach an atm with his own card when there are innocent nigerians available?

shamass77:
@bodiaye

don't you think it is somewhat wrong and letterless to use channel logos as a count parameters for channels on the list of bouquet? DAAR knows better than that and with their level of professionalism and expertise in the game, they will do what they say. That i know because as far as i know, they have always delivered, plus or minus. No other broadcast Company can stand them in Nigeria till date, So what are you talking about? Meanwhile did you not read that that website is only running temporarily till jan next year?

professionalism? stop joking!!

its only in nigeria you will launch something that's not working!!!

kaaz:
is it necessary your parent av to like your girl?

according to many educated people- YES!! weird uh?

PepERSprAY:
What if am ready to foot the wedding  bills?

next excuse will be -- abomination, its a shame in my culture  

with vacancies or just someone feeling good about themselves

I work for one of the best insurance company in nigeria- s/he wont really say which one

A leading firm requires the service of an accountant- leading firm me ass!

a security man attached to one of the banks- I am a banker

love watching nta

Chiori:
Eating Hated Food In The Name Of Love

Suppose you are in love with some one. Now the natural thing to do is start doing things you never enjoyed doing before just to please your spouse. Now would you consider eating food you would normally abhor because the person you are dating eats it so lovingly? Give me your candid response. I am in such a fix.

so if you are allergic to say nuts, the natural thing to do is start eating crunchy nuts for breakfast?

very soon the person you love will be eating your akara so lovingly 

na wa o

even SHANGO had braids

totally agree 

thanks to the older generation who still want you to be patient o
he might change his mind about the 5th wife. . . . .

and to the younger generation running to their mummy every time there's a problem
in their house

_{instead of slapping/leaving/strangling him they even pray over it} 

Only Seven Banks Healthy In Nigeria, Says NASB
By Emele Onu, Finance Editor, Lagos

Only seven banks in the country are healthy, according to the Nigerian Accounting Standards Board (NASB), contrary to the widespread view that all the 24 banks are strong.

The NASB is Nigeria's financial reporting watchdog.

It stated that from its examination of the books of the banks, their weaknesses would have been glaring to the regulators and the public if the uniform year-end rule had been enforced.

NASB Technical Director, Jim Obazee, told financial journalists at the weekend that only two of the healthy seven banks qualify as market makers.

His words: "Four banks were captured by the study as still in transition to healthy condition, meaning that they are not yet there; 11 banks were found to be merely existing, meaning they are not strongly footed for the role they assume to be playing.

"The study identified two weak banks that have to be strengthened to protect the industry."

Obazee is also the Moderator of International Accounting of the American Accounting Association (AAA), and a member of the United Nations Committee on Trade and Development (UNCTAD)

He said Nigerian banks engage in a number of malpractices that hide their true financial position from the regulators, and that most of their claims concerning their rankings are baseless calculations that deceive the public.

"The situation in most of the banks is that when the liabilities are properly accounted for, the over N1 trillion balance sheet claimed by some of them amounts to nothing in terms of net worth."

He stressed that a uniform year-end fixed in any month other than December will help to sanitise the system.

Since most companies' year-end fall in December, the pressure of work is unbearable for the five major auditing firms if banks also end the year the same month, said Obazee.

He added that any other month from March is ideal as a common year-end.

"Notwithstanding the shortcomings of the common year-end, it remains the best practicable solution to effective monitoring, surveillance and regulation of the banking sector."

http://allafrica.com/stories/200810270905.html


Still don't understand why they are over praising Soludo
what's so difficult in implementing common year end
these people re meant to be professionals do they really need some sort of regulators
to tell them what to do??

brownbonno:
Are there no Bankers in the house to give their intelligential views on this topic ?
Are Nigeria banks only exit as conduct pipe for laundry government into foreign countries ?

you must be having a laugh!?!? they just collect salaries and work overtime
when the manager shouts bark they bark!!!

Outstrip:
My cousin's say otherwise. Though most of the kids they are around are priviledged pampered kids but they say that youngsters in nigeria are just out there. The fact is it does not mater where you were raised it matters more who is raising you.

true

Raymond88:
If you can survive in Nigeria you can survive anywhere in the world!

true, no wonder they are busy complaining about bills bills bills since they are not used to paying for it!
cut corners like no mans business the complain of racism

everything is 'unfortunate' espcially naija politicians

Fg cancels fifa tourney,.   .  it is unfortunate.  .   .  .
the oppositions are barking.   .   . it is unfortunate

naija media

AC carpets OBJ
Senate floors Minister 

everyone interviewed in the Niger-delta is regarded as a 'youth leader', 'elder', 'community elder'

Gamine:
Ok.

There is this Prominent Nigerian Woman

She and her sisters were Circumcised as babies.


There is no known effect on them, as she says.

She has Sex and she enjoys it accordingly.

it just so happens

two anons? 

would they recommend it for their daughters?

did they have any say before it was carried out?

i think there's a place called KURUNA in kano

JamaicanQT:
exactly, oh how i hate stereotyping and people who talk alot of bulls, makes me cringe

welcome to the land

okokomaiko 

just sounds so ko-ish 

Berger

costain

7up