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Investment / Re: MTN Nigeria Offer ₦90 Billion Bond For Sale by DisLifeSha: 8:31am On Oct 11, 2021
The dollar is stable. It's the naira that's continuously depreciating

Mopolchi:
Waste of investment. When you get your money back, you will be plunged into regrets because the dollars is appreciating against our naira. Time value of money or money illusion comes to mind.
Family / Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by DisLifeSha: 10:06pm On Oct 10, 2021
Traditional don't have the solution

damola1:


So sorry. You have to go traditional. And find drugs to help. From international organizations online.

So sorry.
Family / Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by DisLifeSha: 5:49pm On Oct 10, 2021
As for me, am a young man from a single mother. I've type 1 diabetes which has negatively affected all areas of my life. I find it very hard to buy the drug I take and the food I eat. I stress myself for nothing everyday pushing wheelbarrow to sell food. My mother even prefers me to die sometimes when I complain about my hard situation

murphyibiam15:
I'm trying to encourage our men here to take good care of their health, physically and mentally.

It's not like women don't have theirs but those of the men are very much noticeable in the sense that it takes a toll on their physical and mental health.

(1) I entered lagos two weeks ago and I needed to take uber, this uber driver as I can guess will be bw his 50s and 60s.He needed to send money to his wife (3k)but somehow he couldn't do transfer since he was driving me but I helped him with my bank app while he gave me cash. Do you know after transferring the money his wife was ungrateful and demanded he returns home immediately (that was around 8pm).Now,the man started complaining to me how whether he brings money or not how his wife keeps complaining and he said he's pitying Nigerian men who are getting married to strange women and giving birth without knowing what they're going into. He looked stressed out and trying to make ends meet but yet his wife added more burden, not just financially but mentally. So tell me how this kind of stressed man won't die out so sooner than later. He was lucky somehow that one of his children got a scholarship to study in India.

(2) I attended a friend's wedding and to my utmost shock both fathers of the celebrants are late. Only their moms are still alive while other relatives represented their fathers. So I was wondering how their moms are still alive while their fathers are late.
Some may say men marry younger women that's why they die out but from the mothers of those celebrants they're not up to 60 years, so how much age difference that will make the two men be late?

Im saying this because I have noticed lots of people esp men are passing through a lot of stress, please men don't allow your wives, siblings or anything infact to overstress you to the point of dying out in time. We men aren't super beings, try to take things easy.

Just my 2cents, bye.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 10th Oct 2021 by DisLifeSha: 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2021
The Super Eagles will lose and our eye go clear

robosky02:
Let's go there

Revenge on the card
Business / Re: Favour Ori 'Payday' Secures $1m To Build The Paypal For Africa by DisLifeSha: 6:24pm On Oct 08, 2021
What sort of prayer are you praying Facebook is for business man

kiss
FreeSpirited:
Programming is not that hard especially if u have science or engineering background or u are not too scared of logical problems and u if u were used to solving maths problem.
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The real problem with programming is the focus and tenacity to keep practising everyday.
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If u can overcome this obstacle of focus, concentration, and consistent practise, u will be shocked in 6months of rigorous focus of what u can create with any programming language.... May God give us focus for productive venture and take away distraction from social media, Nairaland, Facebook, Instagram and twitter from your lives.
...............This is from experience.
Health / Re: Suicidal Man Jumps From 9th Floor, Stood Up And Asked What Happened In U.S.(Pics by DisLifeSha: 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2021
This is suicide attempt gone wrong. To die self no easy. If it's very easy, I prefer to die now

azraeljaheel:
What will i call this one now..
Sports / Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by DisLifeSha: 7:42pm On Oct 07, 2021
FIFA will not allow it

Femijohn198:
Picknic, the president of NFF should be sack, the corruption in him is more than malami and Gaduje governor of kano

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Sports / Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by DisLifeSha: 6:54pm On Oct 07, 2021
Amaju Picnnick and he guys dey use this useless coach take dey cash out steady. They can't sack him

helinues:
2 defenders against 1.

Rohr should be sacked immediately

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Travel / Re: Welcome To Balneario, Brazil, The Dubai Of Brazil(photos) by DisLifeSha: 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2021
Stop deceiving yourself. What has your governors done with the money given to them

McDaav:
That's awesome. Tax money in action. Not one sided mixed-nation in one sided Africa that Tax money are freely looted and used to intimidate the payee.
My Biafra will be more beautiful than this when we achieve victory in few years to come.
Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by DisLifeSha: 7:34pm On Oct 04, 2021
How much did it cost you?

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch grin i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) cry They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. grin "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. grin i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. grin then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him. cool

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see. cheesy
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos. grin

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Politics / Re: House Of Representative Members Visit Tinubu In London (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 8:46pm On Oct 01, 2021
Why this prayer?

ableguy:
Dear Men,
I pray, may we never seek help from ladies that would want to sleep with us before helping us.
grin
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Shows Her Backside In Pre-Birthday Photos by DisLifeSha: 10:03pm On Sep 28, 2021
Market must move. I wish I can shook my face in that ass
Travel / Re: Nigerians Who Returned From Abroad: Any Regret? by DisLifeSha: 8:37pm On Sep 16, 2021
Divides or restructures

sharpwriter:

Hmmmn.... That one go hard because they won't return. Even if you marry your wife here initially and they born for there. If you wan return and those kids are of age and knows what's up, even though they yearn to know home, this place won't be their home.

They can only settle here if there is a change in the nation and a change can only be feasible when Nigeria divides.
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Tries To Pluck Out His Mother's Eyes For Rituals In Delta (Pics) by DisLifeSha: 8:20pm On Sep 16, 2021
Meaning those without mama no go succeed It makes no difference

Kpobaridaniel:
Quick money,
MaMa wey born u, u wan use her eyes carry do money.
After She suffer born u, suffer train u finish ur thank you na to remove her eyes to make her suffer more!
May we not have children that will use us for money rituals. #endtimechildren
I always wished my mother was alive, I would have hustled harder and better, but some get mama dem no meet dem for blessings na to use dia mama eyes do money dey hungry dem.
Cook beta food or buy beta wrapper give ur mama then ask her to lay hands on u n bless u, come n thank me in the next 6months.
Politics / Re: Southern Nigerian Governors To Meet In Enugu On Thursday by DisLifeSha: 5:12pm On Sep 14, 2021
Good one
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In Sexy Bikini Pictures by DisLifeSha: 4:47pm On Sep 14, 2021
I like to lick her kpenkus o

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Politics / Re: Who Was The President Of Nigeria When You Were Born? by DisLifeSha: 10:07pm On Sep 12, 2021
Abacha

saphiere:
Mine: Abacha

lalasticlala over to you.
Crime / Re: Solomon Oboh Commits Suicide, Wills Mobile Phone To Girlfriend by DisLifeSha: 12:42pm On Sep 12, 2021
Things are not easy for me o. Even food to eat is a problem because I survive on drugs. Buying the drugs is an issue and the type of food I eat is also another problem. I refuse suicide

Bornsinner7:
The future is female.. I believe now

Meanwhile it can't be for the fact that he couldn't spell those words correctly..

From my findings.. a lot of Nigerians are going through hard times and hence are depressed..

Depression is real out here..

For the guy to still get power will him phone to him baby girl mean say that kpekus get sugar inside
Family / Re: The Plight Of Kids In The Midst Of Divorce And Separation by DisLifeSha: 1:18pm On Sep 09, 2021
Single parenting and type 1 diabetics as a young boy has been the biggest burden to my life.
Family / Re: My Experience Adopting A Child In Nigeria As A Young Guy by DisLifeSha: 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2021
Please, can you help me

TMTR:

Hello, good day cheesy,

https://www.nairaland.com/4538476/want-adopt-child

y'all remember the thread I created back in 2018 ,well I did succeed adopting a child, I adopted her from a orphanage and I will say my experience during the process of adopting her was really difficult than I Imagined, first I was a single young guy not even in my mid twenties yet and I had tattoos and lil tjay and lil baby kind of hair styles (those familiar with them will know the kind of hair style I am talking about grin) oh mhen the stereotyping was off the roof, what did they not say, is it been called a ritualist , mhen I was suffered by the abusive words that was unleashed on me by all those women but I didn't relent and finally after everything I succeeded,

At one point , I wanted to go with my mum at least to show that I had no ulterior motive but then again I thought to myself, you can do this on your own and I am glad I overcame.

I began the process in mid 2018 and it was not until it late 2018 that my application was granted, I then proceeded with the rest formalities and I took my daughter home, she was 3 when I adopted her .

The first thing I did when we got home was to change her wardrobe, I took her shopping and bought two big boxes filled with clothes and shoes, also bought some female toys and other stuffs.

She was shy at first around me but with time ,she got used to me and became more free with me.

Mehn I must say so far adopting her was one of the best decision I have ever made in my life , I even tattooed her name on my arm, made me more responble in a way cheesy

And also in addition, chicks dig babies, like babies are like ladies' magnet. I never believe those statements to be true till I got my baby, like mehn you need to see the attention I get because of her, I mean we get because of her.

Don't get me wrong, ladies trip and drool over me before she came into my life but the amount of attention I get before her more than doubled cheesy. Before y'all start thinking this is the major reason I am happy I adopted her , let it be known that this is the least reason why I am happy..

All-in all she is God's blessings to me and I bless the day that I made the decision in adopting her.

She is such an Angel and a darling

I love her so much

Fatherhood is sweet




Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 1) On Sept 7 2021 by DisLifeSha: 7:16pm On Sep 07, 2021
Super Eagles not South East

Unigrad:

You are now bringing ethnicity into the game now.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 1) On Sept 7 2021 by DisLifeSha: 5:12pm On Sep 07, 2021
E pain me say senior man no dey this game o. E sabi bring light for game

robosky02:
Key player Nigeria
The man of experience and quality in front of the attack is Victor Osimhen, who plays for Napoli in Italy and who could make the difference in the game at any moment from his boots.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Babymama, Chioma, Dancing With Her Friends by DisLifeSha: 5:04pm On Sep 01, 2021
Amen, amen, amen. Holy Ghost Fire

1beat:
Waste of time

David no get her time except she dey market her self for top Yahoo guys who want to make name through Davido used material.

You know now.
Eg. Ex 2face baby mama husband
Ex Wizkid baby mama husband

Marketing her body for awaiting
Ex Davido baby mama husband


Speak with loud vice every arrows of used materials fired into your life back fire in 7fold

Continue praying ..........

WE MOVE


cry
Education / Re: Final Year Kaduna Polytechnic Student Dies After Signing Out Celebration by DisLifeSha: 9:43pm On Aug 31, 2021
When enemies don write for your shirt, why you nor go die

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Crime / Re: Lady To Beggar: 'Go Do Ashawo With Your Big Nyash, Ashawo Na Good Work' (Video) by DisLifeSha: 4:38pm On Aug 30, 2021
It is a legal profession in Nigeria. The Nigerian constitution recognises them as sex workers. Don't hate on them. If you don't like it, don't do it

Queenslander:
She's mad,
Even though she rightly called herself a hoe, I don't care,. She's still mad!!

so because the beggar has a big ass.. she should start selling herself to every Dick, Tom and Harry in town?? Wow, What a brilliant idea..
Smh!!

If the lady in question was her sister or daughter,. Would she advice her to go into such devilish and demeaning work??

Prostitution as an institution is evil,. It doesn't matter if it is the world's oldest profession,. It is still wrong, immoral and deplorable..

Spits angry

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes, Impregnates His Teenage Daughter In Delta (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 7:52pm On Aug 28, 2021
Your papa na my papa and na your grandpapa
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airstrike Kills ISIS-K Planner In Afghanistan by DisLifeSha: 8:48am On Aug 28, 2021
Good one from the US. I expect more retaliatory attacks from US

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Shuts Kabul Airport Gates With Airlift To End In Hours Leaving 150 Brits(Pix) by DisLifeSha: 7:22pm On Aug 27, 2021
You're an idiot

GoodIsGod:


Because you are a senseless person.

You can't see sense in his posts
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Shuts Kabul Airport Gates With Airlift To End In Hours Leaving 150 Brits(Pix) by DisLifeSha: 4:59pm On Aug 27, 2021
Your talk makes no sense

Righteousness2:
The whole Afghanistan thing is a sign to the Earth Inhabitants.

A Dead line was Given,
Many didn't believe it will Happen,
Some Were able to go out! Many left behind to face the Taliban Beast.
Believe it or Not!
This is a RAPTURE Scene!
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy - Question feat. Don Jazzy (Official Video) by DisLifeSha: 8:44pm On Aug 24, 2021
Is Don Jazzy again. I which he can release a sing with D'banj again

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Properties / Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Dirty House Of A Benin 'Big Boy' She Visited by DisLifeSha: 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2021
Mumu talk. You go mumu well well o

DoggoneDogg:
The boy is a big boy as far as I'm concerned.
He get blender, microwave, cooker, stab... shocked abi nor be wetin girls dey use rate man be dis??

Since Naija girls don talk say na only money dem dey use rate man then they must be prepared for men that lack in other areas because you cannot eat your cake & have it. I advise all Naija big boys to become dirty, abusive, senseless, fetish etc. If na clean man she want then broke boys are very clean because they have nothing doing.

She never see anything.
Politics / Re: 2023: Who Fits The Bill Of Nigeria’s Ideal President? by DisLifeSha: 8:50pm On Aug 19, 2021
Okowa will perform very poor. Omoagege will do very well as president

Mangekyo:
Wike or Okowa

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