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Romance › Re: Why Do Redpillers Forget The Children Of Single Mothers? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:52pm On Feb 14, 2022
BoredBerry:
Another stupid comment...

I didn't tell you to marry them... I didnt even tell you to like them... undecided

My point is simple: most of you redpillers tend to focus on the single mothers, ignoring the children... While you shame and persecute her, you delibrately forget that the actions of the man leaves lasting scars on his children... Or the children do not matter.


If they did... You would hold these deadbeat fathers accountable...

The way you love to point out the faults of single mothers, you would do the same with him...
the red pillers are the deadbeat fathers. You're preaching to the choir. They don't care. They only want to pump and dump and leave bastard children and bitter single mothers in their wake. Having fun and spending small small money on each coming generation of SS3 girls and jambites who will rub their stomach small.

By the time they are in their forties with pot belly, a receding hairline and their organ is misbehaving like an old car. The smart ones will quickly look for a girl to marry as a backup caretaker for when they fall Ill. They will need medication for hypertension and diabetes and to do a heart check before using Vega 100 to satisfy their wives

The ones who aren't lucky will continue to be balling till their 50s and 60s, but their bodies can't catch up with the fun they want to have. Many will not go for regular doctor's appointments, because they are still 30 at heart. By the time they have their first serious medical emergency(not malaria and typhoid), all their sugar babies will disappear and their drinking buddies will be scarce, before he starts remembering his bitter baby mama on his sick bed.


Na Their type dey die alone pass.
Family › Re: Man Asks Wife To Pay Back His Money, Holds Her, Children Hostage At Lekki by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:40pm On Feb 14, 2022
Only half of the story. No smoke without fire
Romance › Re: Valentine: What Do You Like About Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:34pm On Feb 14, 2022
My boyfriend can be stubborn sha, but I love him. He's like a palm tree trunk. Thin, tall and unyielding.

I am the chest freezer to his refrigerator. kiss tongue
Romance › Re: Long distance relationship (persevering Love): My Experience. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:32pm On Feb 14, 2022
Long distance relationship ehn!!

Does absence really makes the heart grow fonder? Or is out of sight, out of mind?

My tips for keeping the relationship going strong when miles apart;

1. Think about them everyday. It's not a bad thing. It keeps the flame going. If you have trouble with this. Put a weekly reminder promising to love the person on your phone indefinitely. It will grow on you. If you are thinking of him or her

2. Try and make an effort to talk, chat or text regularly. Even if it's nonsense. How frequently is up to you.

3. Treat him or her as a priority. So that no matter how busy you are, you never neglect his or her needs. If you need to poo poo, then you need to see and hear from your bae.

4. Start good drama. Look for his/her trouble, harmless pranks, no sharp objects. Safety first. Pretend to change your hair color or shave your head. Do something wierd that is uniquely you while your darling watches..

5. Complain and nag, not that the person is not enough or to criticize, do it in a way that would benefit him/her . If you were him/her, how would you prefer to be corrected. This depends on their personalities though.

6. If you have gone to third base in your relationship, consider CyberLove. Oga do magic Mike for us. You are our very own Channing Tatum. Sisi, let him watch you bathe or dress up, or wear something sexy and strip while doing a video call. So many ideas. You are bae's favorite TikTok star for now.

7. Never forget your bottom lines.

8. Try to plan seeing each other. Meet each other halfway sometimes.

9. Pray for each other. Winter is cold and it's not easy.
Properties › Re: 3-Storey Building Under Construction Collapses In Yaba, Lagos (Photo) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:17am On Feb 13, 2022
Omooba77:
I passed by a building being constructed around Obale nde few days ago and I shook my head....No space to pour concrete mixtures.....
I know that building. No space for compound, just house
Education › Re: How Sylvester Oromoni Died: The Inside Details By Premium Times by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:43pm On Feb 12, 2022
tillaman:
the thing is we don’t know who to believe, the family made the video while the boy was in pain but They are not smart enough to make the video of the moment he started mentioning those boys names as the father claimed, if only they made that video we won’t be at this spot, I hope the family find peace though
I hope the young lad finds rest too
the thing is, cases like slyvester happen everyday in hospitals. Sick people are taken from pillar to post, from church to shrine to chemist,all who would collect money while the person is deteriorating. When the person is at death's door, they rush to our decrepit hospitals expecting a miracle. When the patient dies, they don't hesitate to blame and assault health staff and cry on social media with lies and half truths.

A lot of children have died due to their parent's negleligence and ignorance
Politics › Re: Reps Seek Emergency Declaration On Ritual Killings, Blame Nollywood by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:54am On Feb 11, 2022
MARKone:
How can they blame Nollywood? While they have thousands of accounts, Facebook and the likes advertising how to make money through rituals.
I actually blame Nollywood also. They made rital killings popular
Politics › Re: Reps Block Bill To Bar Doctors, Others From Embarking On Strike by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:09pm On Feb 09, 2022
Blue3k:
Dude I dont care about your life story if you're afraid this law will hurt you go cry to the politicians. Lol this law is DOA so it really doesn't matter. If you like your government hospitals more power to you. Private is usually better so moving on why else did your colleague run off to see them.
Lol
Politics › Re: Reps Block Bill To Bar Doctors, Others From Embarking On Strike by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:06pm On Feb 09, 2022
Blue3k:
Lol you're broke and can't afford a private care. Your scenario is stupid Saudi Arabia can't won't import everyone. The law can't be enforced without then quiting and going private that all. The government has little to no leverage here.
why would I go to a private hospital, when it is still the same doctors that work in the public hospital that I would see there.

My colleague, also a doctor took her niece to a private ENT specialist hospital on the mainland last week. She waited three hours before she could see him after paying 20k consultation fee. She was so mad when she came to work the next day that she said that if any patient starts to misbehave or try to insult her for waiting, and is not an emergency, she will tell the person to go to a private hospital or shut up. She cannot come and stress herself.
Politics › Re: Reps Block Bill To Bar Doctors, Others From Embarking On Strike by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:57pm On Feb 09, 2022
Blue3k:
Lol they should pass the bill asap and enforce it harshly. When they quit because they're not being paid we'll see what happens.
Saudi Arabia will take them and the quacks will be left to treat you
Politics › Re: Reps Block Bill To Bar Doctors, Others From Embarking On Strike by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:56pm On Feb 09, 2022
Jman06:
That lawmaker must be high on some sh1t!

You want to stop health workers from embarking on strikes so you can finally kill and bury our health sectorhuh Instead of pressuring the governments to improve the welfare of these health workers, you're there sponsoring a useless bill!

Go to our teaching hospitals and you'll cry because of the harsh conditions under which our health care professionals are working. Poor salaries and allowances, fewer hands to attend to multitudes of Nigerians trooping into the hospitals daily, obsolete equipment etc.

Check how long it takes a sick person to consult a specialist doctor in our teaching hospitals! Sometimes it's up to 3 months! Is that supposed to behuh Why can't we have a system that ensures continuous supply of specialist physicians and other healthcare professionals in this countryhuh To ensure that Nigerians don't waste time and resources before they're attended to in our hospitals! Many have died in the process of waiting for appointments to see doctors! These are the things the lawmaker should be concerned about, not that obnoxious bill.

Happy that he lost his loved ones to the rots that have bedeviled our hospitals. May he lose more of his people if he fails to do the right thing. Many of us have equally lost people to the bad healthcare system, but because we're not politicians, nobody hears our cries!

So, I pray that more politicians and their loved ones die from the messed up system, perhaps that is when they'll see the need to revamp our comatose healthcare system.
Omo!!
I suffered in LUTH yesterday as a relative.

My crime, accompanying my mother for an endoscopy, as the requirement was a responsible adult present with you for the test

What kind of hospital paypoint only accept cash payment. An entire teaching hospital. So disgraceful.


I was so frustrated. If not because my mum was vexed with the way she was treated in a general hospital, she wouldn't have gone to LUTH. HONESTLY!!
Car Talk › Re: How Much Did You Buy Fuel This Morning? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:47pm On Feb 09, 2022
I had filled my tank at NNPC before scarcity hit. Since my commute is short I was rejoicing that I will manage the fuel.

Only for my mom to take my car keys this morning saying that she has no fuel and I'm off duty. cry cry
Family › Re: Subject Of Yahoo Boys In Our Society, Who And How Do We confront This monster? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:08pm On Feb 09, 2022
light099:
Say that to your failed, medical career.
whatever man!! sad

Politics › Re: Adulteration Responsible For Fuel Scarcity – Vanguard by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:17am On Feb 08, 2022
INTENTLYINTENSE:
:DHooray!!!

I finally got my Mongolia Visa.

Bye Bye to Buhari's Nigeria.
Mongolia is worse than nigeria na
Romance › Re: It's Impossible To Tame/Keep An Akwa Ibom Girl As A Girlfriend (picture) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:59pm On Feb 06, 2022
What of akwa ibom men?
Nairaland General › Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:45pm On Feb 06, 2022
Visa
Romance › Re: My Woman's Sex Libido Just Increased by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:14pm On Feb 05, 2022
She's been watching porn and masturbating.

Op, you don't have problem
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:45pm On Feb 05, 2022
light099:
Says a misopedic freak who hate babies.
You hate your profession, you hate babies but you like money.
As usual, and being the masochistic specimen you're, go find someone to give you a painful, anal dilatation, in exchange for money.
waaah waaah!!

Cry me a river
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:25pm On Feb 05, 2022
light099:
Not really. You're only traumatized by being unable to enjoy and avail yourself of the different sizes of preeks you saw everyday. You mistook urology for hoerology.
What were you thinking? They told you if you become a Dr. you'd see and handle the biggest deeks in the hood for free.
Your wish has been granted and you've got the deeks you ordered for, go suck them.

Carry your lamentations to the hungry vultures in the wilderness. You made your choice.



Someone with FG is also a hero saving the world whoreld.
If he didn't think of sex, how'd leeches survive?
He's only playing his role of a primary producer in the food chain.
ignorant baby
Romance › Re: Mason Greenwood Is Innocent by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
The next day police came to our apartment and took us for questioning. I will never forget that day. I swore that if i survive this allegation and setup. I will never go near any white woman again.

What saved us was our neighbors. They said they heard the girl screaming that night and wanted to record the situation incase police came around. Unknown to her They recorded her when she was outside and in the video it shows her punching her self in the face and taking several selfies.
That cellphone video is what saved the life of me and my housemate.
And to make this matter even worse was that the girl later confessed and nothing was done to her. Case just end like that.
i just imagine if my neigbours didnt record that video. I for dey jail by now.
The media news outlets will say 2 Nigerian men arrested for sexual assault and rape.
And gulliable tools will quickly jump to say im guilty. Only the thought of that, sends shiver down my spine.
team foreign babes will not see this one o
Romance › Re: Men Actually Prefer Women Without Make Up! by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2022
Xenry:
Always.
LOL

the side chick association of Nigeria says a different story
Health › Re: Doctor Removes Ovaries Of Teenager During Appendix Surgery In Benue by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:41am On Feb 04, 2022
Iyaebe:
Internet generation doctors. Avoid any doctor less than 50yrs of age they belong to the internet generation.So sad
Really?!

Rather than castigate young doctors, why not castigate quacks?!

I can bet you that the person who did the operation is not a licensed medical doctor in nigeria
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy: Rihanna Is Pregnant And I Am still Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:14pm On Feb 02, 2022
msMonyei:
What happens in their home or marriage is none of my business dr. And that's what I have been trying to tell you since; forget external forces, influences, and seek your own happiness. Mind your own business.
There's that, then there's trends to avoid. Like rappers and single motherhood
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:13pm On Feb 02, 2022
reddingtonblack:
dear auxillary nurse, their is no such thing as disease preek, men urine smell just as women discharge even smell worst, abi you no dey do aux reach female wards.
patient don't even wear underwear, so how does your view correlate with the thread



unfortunately seein all sizes & color of preek won't add material to your wifey yard or is that suppose to impress any sane man
I hate using this word, but you're awfully ignorant.

I won't even bother doing what your school fees should have done.
Family › Re: My Sister Got Pregnant At 21 And My Dad Is Not Taking It Lightly by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:27pm On Feb 02, 2022
Your sister wants to embrace poverty. Who are we to stop her
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:24pm On Feb 02, 2022
pocohantas:
Some of you wear one boxers for 3 days, but get angry when you’re gifted new ones? Don’t you think you need more? Before you suffocate someone with the smell from your crotch.

I don’t mind being gifted new panties every week. That would be really nice. smiley



There is never enough panties, Ishi. You throw out the old and above all, you have enough to wear. cheesy

They should appreciate it. If they had such impeccable hygiene, they won’t be disturbing us in Health section with graphic pictures of their organs. smiley smiley
This is so true.

My eyes have been traumatised by diseased pricked of all ages, shapes and sizes.

The horror!!

I remember escaping from urology posting because of it during housejob, changing nothing less than 100 urinary catheters weekly
The chronic smell of urine and discharge. To add insult to injury the men will still be making passes at you. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!

Then that case of Fournier's gangrene that kept maltreating his wife and making passes at every nurse and female doctor that passed by or saw any patient near him.
Education › Re: What Can I Study In University With This Result? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:13pm On Feb 02, 2022
Tetraninja:
I’m going back to school soon and I’m wondering what courses can this waec result get?
Maths C6
Biology D7
English C4
Further maths F9
Chemistry C4
Economics B3
Marketing C5
Civic education A1
Physics F9
probably an art course.

Such a pity.

My house would have been hell in the following months with such a result.
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:10pm On Feb 02, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
Why the vex. If she buy you boxer, then buy her the latest bikini or pant in return.
you sabi buy pant for woman?

No try am o. Very confusing enterprise.
Romance › Re: "No!!!" To Singlet And Boxers This Valentine's by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2022
JohnNgene:
As the chairman of the Bachelors Boyfriends and Husband-Materials Association of Nigeria (BBHMAN), I hereby announce that we are rejecting every BOXERS AND SINGLET gift this Valentine's.

We are tired of recieving singlet and boxers every year from women. Enough is enough! Ike agwugo anyi. Hooha! Let them go and buy us watches, shoes, perfumes or any other gift apart from singlet and boxers biko.

Any man found recieving singlet or boxers will pay a fine of N14,000 (FOURTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA) into the chairman's personal account.

Signed
Chairman
BBHMAN
My bae that was complaining to me the other day that I don't buy him singlet and boxers and should do better angry angry

Confusing gender
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy: Rihanna Is Pregnant And I Am still Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:00pm On Feb 02, 2022
msMonyei:
Thanks for wishing me well but please just mind your business and stop sounding like a judge as if it is the same story with every celeb. Snoop Dogg and T.I are still responsible married fathers today, Jay z and Kanye are billionaires in USD today, please just seek your own happiness. And the sad part: Most professors with honours can't afford a Ferrari or make it to the forbes list after many years of learning and labour. But they console themselves that they are better and smarter than others but some are still struggling to live a very comfortable life. I wish you the best too..
no they aren't.

Isn't TI and his wife tiny into sexual deviated acts that they keep covering up, TI is also manipulative and emotionally abusive. He said on live TV that he checks his daughters virginity every year.

Snoop dog's daughter has daddy issues and also said she was suicidal once.

Character/lifestyle>money> RAPPER
Education › Re: Sylvester Oromoni Not Taken To Hospital For Treatment – Family Doctor Testifies by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:39am On Feb 02, 2022
WiszyFraud:
There are always two sides to a story..




lipsrsealed
when parents cry on social media the most, there's a little guilt hidden.
Family › Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:37am On Feb 02, 2022
optimistfeel:
Eventually if the child(ren) they invested on doesn't have something tangible to offer for the parents huh? Parents and parents to be should take heed to this advise....
I think parents should have less children so that they can invest in their kids and also plan for retirement

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