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Lightway:
Look at this simp.... Sanitary pads of 2k tops, makeup is not necessary for a woman. Perfume is 2k tops.

Hair is expensive...

Hehehehe

Why do I care sef

perfume is 2k?
Haba? Are you using hausa perfume or cele incense?

Twoclans:
I really wish more women can voice out ,everytime I log into nairaland and see all this small boys abi small men saying Nugerian women do not contribute to the family i usually ask myself if it is this same Nigeria that I see alot of women hustling and fending for their homes completely with the man being a complete liability.

The nature of my job puts me on the move always ,as it is I have three apartments in different states and I know what I see almost on a daily basis.

I really do not think any woman should be shamed because she refused to contribute to a home that she could be driven away from the next minute especially in this country that does not protect women at all.

God bless you

LesbianBoy:
I feel like nacking you jazz!

30% is too small jor

In this era of equality? Lai Lai it must be 50 50!

in this era of equality, you will carry one pregnancy while she carries the other. Since we all want to be mad together.

myfantasies:
Guy if you bring this before me , I will walk away....

I earn 80k per month
My transport fare per day is 1,200 to 1,400
Feeding morning and afternoon 800
I recharge my phone
Get data for my phone 3500
Sub dstv 7900 every month end
I get gas ... No specific amount depends on how we use it
I get my toiletries for the month
I will make my hair
I still give mumsy and popsy little change
And I still do other expenses in the house

I can't remember the last time I bought maybe clothe or shoes for myself , cos at the end of all these expenses I am left with nothing, no savings , NOTHING.

I think you should try another different approach, try and see if you can help her get a better job or ask her if she can try side hustle, at least that will be bringing in little change.

Things are hard , the economy is not smiling, married couples need to have good income before they will start thinking of saving for this and that.

I will also walk away. Because if he's bitching like this now, he will start menstruating and squealing like a dying pig when children come along.

This op is low-key financially controlling.

ozo13:
why e pain u like this nah

E no pain me.

I just see past the BS.

princewarri1985:
EVEN THOUGH WHAT THE MAN DID WAS WRONG IN ALL RAMIFICATION, BUT SOME WOMEN ARE SO STUBBORN, BECAUSE I STILL REMEMBER GIVING MY FIRST BABY MAMA 40K 15 YEARS BACK FOR D&C SIMPLY BECAUSE AM NOT YET READY TO HAVE A BABY OR FOR MARRIAGE, BECAUSE AM A VERY SMART WARRI BOY AND I CAN'T BE FORCED IN TO AN EARLY MARRIAGE, BUT GUESS WHAT? SHE TOOK THE MONEY RAN AWAY AND CALLED ME AFTER SHE HAS GIVEN BIRTH, TODAY SHE IS STILL A SAD SINGLE LADY BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY DAUGHTER AND I DON'T GIVE A FU*CK ABOUT HER, ALL THESE WOMEN WONT LEARN BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE SMART WHEN ALL OF THEM HAVE FISH BRAIN BECAUSE YOU CANT HOOK A MAN WITH PREGNANCY

so you wanted to kill her abi?
You still wrecked her life.

Many men nowadays just be accumulating karma. It is well

They treat their ladies like property they bought, there's a difference.

Goddess nkor, titan ni. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

NwaAmaikpe:




Truly, I say unto you..our forefathers are wise. What they saw while lying on top of the concubine, we can't see even on top of our choppers.

This is why our bride price is extremely expensive in Igbo land.
It brings value to marriage because your wife becomes an asset not a partner.

After spending almost 4million naira to marry a woman properly, who born your father to give a miscreant 10k to kill her?

But in some places, just prostrate, say ekpele and give them bush meat to add in making dinner; they'd hand over their daughter to you.

That's why the average Igbo man treats his wife like a goddess because he earned her by sweating through his nose.

Lawly:
And you realise that is 1k - 1,500 a month right? If you remove that sum a month from 80k, will she die? She's simply an entitled idiot not ready for marriage. She just want to ruin the guy and stiffle his future prospects with unfair selfish demands and needs.

I have heard of women that married their men earning 30k only and they helped their men to manage and use the money to grow financially and achieve things that those that feel they earn much have not achieved.
A woman is there in a man's life for either 2 things: to build a man or to run the man down. That's why we really need to hear from GOD before venturing into marriage. Don't just marry a lady bcs she gives you erection.

continue waiting for handouts from a woman. Weakling

Mariangeles:
God go bless you.

You see why I said he's not yet ready to marry?
What does he even know about a woman's needs?
A pack of common sanitary pad now is about #500. I bet he doesn't know that.

if her period is now heavy, she'll use 2-3 a month

Biggie2000:
So, you didn't read the part where the OP is earning 300K abi? You want a man that is earning 300K to drop 50k for vacation, pay rent, 40K for contribution, pay rent, pay for health insurance, buy and also maintain the family car? It's still the same man that will still fuel the car, fuel the generator, she will still ask
the same man for money to make hair, money for data, money to send to her family members, etc So, where do you expect the man to see money to take care of himself. Abi, you feel that men enjoying looking haggard? You think he will not like to spend on himself? Most of you females always make plans for yourself only; you don't care about your boyfriend. You don't care if your boyfriend is looking tattered, as long as you females are looking fine. Most of you females are just entitled and stingy people. Any woman that doesn't earn enough money to handle atleast 30% of the family responsibilities, should kindly get the fvck out. Please, don't allow the door hit you on your way out.

stay single or find a sugar mummy, because you as a man, are not ready for marriage and the responsibility of being the head of the household

White wine to celebrate the new year.

But I also ate poundo yam and ego riro

They have come! Hungry lechers.

Every man drooling and saying suggestive things over her pic is a disgusting animal.

I'm at work

But I will pray and pop cheap wine to celebrate the year

Nope!!
I'm currently at work. God answers prayers everywhere

Bigcowhorn:
Hello all,

I logged on to Nairaland to find a certain DrMrsFunmi with a thread claiming i scammed her son of 1 million!


https://www.nairaland.com/6912477/how-track-arrest-nairalander-called#108854177



Wow, I'm flattered!

But DrMrsFunmi your moniker is just 24hrs old
You saw reason enough to tell us your age and more but failed to post a single screenshots to backup your claim of scam.
If you can do this for all nairalanders to see right here on this thread i promise to make a refund immediately.




Now while i have many foes on this website who want my head on a plate for 'NOT SCAMMING THEM, 4 stand out.
Any one of these 4 could be this useless DrMrsFunmi but let me list them for you all to judge



1. Satanist

Now this guy is just as bad as his name sounds. Some of you might have encountered him but I just did 2 days ago. He's been going around bullying and framing helpless people and I intend to return the favor.
Let me mark the updated register with all his monikers...

Labadi69
Satanist
Thekingsmann
Nawa4lyf
FuckYouPorn
Winnerlyy
BegAt40
Khiaaa
Orgylover
Dukio

https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/olosho-beer-parlour-share-olosho/6122#108824845
Copied from the Olosho thread where they've known him for years.


To defame someone, he creates a new moniker, sometimes one very similar to yours. Then use it to create defamatory threads against you and then makes comments on that thread with his alternate monikers

One of his defamatory threads
https://www.nairaland.com/6910924/ask-me-anything-african-americans

Now look again at the thread by DrMrsFunmi. Check first two monikers to comment against the list of Satanist's alternate monikers abve.
https://www.nairaland.com/6912477/how-track-arrest-nairalander-called#108854177

Guy your ass is still mine



2. Amatarasha

This young lady of Igbo/Yoruba extraction is very popular for trouble making on romanceland.
She wants to kill me for kicking her eMother's ass for insulting Christ Jesus and declaring herself a goddess who had an affair with God before creation.
Below is the alleged mother.


3. Sisterfire aka Husbandsnatcha
A self-acclaimed 5 billion year old goddess who claims Jesus Christ is a rapist and her former lover. She is the leader of a PH lesbian cult that sometime clash with rivals on Nairaland
She is 52 and targets fresh meat on Nairaland if you know what i mean.
Fighting her activities is the reason I'm Amatarasha's bitter enemy.
Her bitter hatred for all that is holy, and Christians in general is legendary
I just kick her ass.

Madam can you please give us the link to that your useless goddess thread again?



4. Phillipson02
This one is a Yoruba boy in his 20s who targets rich older women (from 50 above) on social media... Facebook and Nairalad.
A professional romance scammer... he fvcks them for money.
I've been on his tail for months now and he sometimes boasts about his sexcapades here on nairaland
He worships sisterfire. Fighting her atrocities made him my bitter enemy
You see, she currently has him on her payroll so don't be surprised to see him fight you for challenging her



So, Nairalanders, who among these could be behind that brand new moniker DrMrsFunmi
I think it's Satanist with a new moniker but leave you all to guess


Make i go sleep until somebody post proof of scam

I thought t had evidence
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

Is it just me? Or are the so called simps the real alphas here.

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

he's gay. 4 minutes in bed. Omo!! You a arse hole eating, DOWNLOW bullet

Go to church and thank God.

benqo01:
What is meth?

hard drugs known as crystal meth.

DamnnNiggarr:
Hello Fams, How can I Save my wife's kid brother from taking meth(Methamphetamine)?

meth (methamphetamine) has almost destroyed my wife's kid brother, as i went to my wife's village in imo state to celebrate the christmas with them, what i saw got me devastated.

since we got to the village, my wife and i have not been ourselves because this boy in question is a very humble, down-to-earth boy, he runs errands like there's no tomorrow. i developed this undying love for him when he came to leave with us in bayelsa, he's such a wonderful champ, this has given me a very serious concern because he's my wife's favorite ally in her entire family.

now, i'm planning on arranging some group of men from anambra state to give him the meth treatment but this boy does not like seeking for anybody's trouble but do not look for his,
if you seek his trouble one fold, he will give it back to you in hundred folds, that makes him a kind of dangerous human being, and my life and that of my wife will be at stake considering the fact that he has mingled with several bad boys in the hood.

sincerely, i really want to help this boy from the depth of my heart, not because it's affecting my wife negatively, but because of humanity sake and because of who he is.

please family, how best will l go about saving this boy from an impending doom without putting either my life or that of my wife in danger?

take him to a psychtric hospital in enugu teaching hospital and let him go for 6 weeks detox

steveneche:
Am just curious. With the current state of economy, as a lady, can you marry a guy whose salary is not up to 50k monthly?

Candid opinion please!

No

Easylion3569:
Hello Nairalanders, please lalasticlala, help me to direct them to my formal thread. Thanks..

nairalanders was the reason i did not abort the pregnancy, but what i did is even killing me more.. I'm still a young man of about 25yrs, please what ever advice you still have for me, say it..

so, to avoid the shame of allowing my friends, mum, dad and my siblings to find out i have gotten a girl pregnant, i had to take her with me to where i'm schooling, i'm in HND 2.. Without her people or friends knowing, and they have been looking for her..

we have been suffering, because the money they always send for me is not enough, i have suffered alot since october till now, i just finish my hnd final exam, and my people are expecting me to come home for xmanx, but i cant leave her alone there, and right now we are starving.

i don't kno what else to do, right now, we are both planing to take poison and die together, its tool late to tell my people.

if you dont hear from me again, drop your RIP..

lalasticlala

RIP

Deicide:
Is it true that if you ask a girl for money you would loose their respect? I would like to know what Nigerian girls think about this, do they feel that way? Or is it just a myth.

I completely agree

Tradesystem001:
Receiving

how much?

Those of us walking the fine line between overfeeding and indigestion nkor?

heniford2:
This only happens in Africa what will make a white lady to visit juju 4 u naw, never marry a black woman the are toxic

as if the man is innocent.

Karma is a bitch

Had a lot of ups and downs. But steady and strong.

Sticking to the foundation of things had not been easy

Adalasy:
So you are the one who tested and treated him to know that it is ring worm. I honestly don't think you know what herpes is. Kindly stop jumping into anything you know nothing about

It's very amusing to see quacks with confidence.

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/11/19/7-reasons-why-having-a-high-body-count-is-bad-even-for-men/

community dick is bad news. I wouldn't even pray for my enemy to end up with kpokpogiri kind. Tufiakwa!!

GetMeRight:
Did you know how much was the medical bill? You need to ask your parents if they had found themselves in this kind of situation when giving birth to you, would they have been able to offset the bill? That's why people have medical insurance in advanced countries, this has nothing to do with ability to "afford".

I did, and they planned for every contingency plan when having me and my siblings. You put a stash towards antenatal bills, ask the hospital for delivery fees and how much a caesarian section can cost. Plan also for baby expenses for the first 6 months.


If a lot of Nigerians reasoned like this, we would have less births

aimmoney9:
But not disease please.....

No compromise on that......

As if sucking dick doesn't cause disease

aimmoney9:
That's not love...

They are just fucking....

in that case, fucking is also about compromise. Give and take

VampireeM:
so adalassy are you saying that the Herpes Virus ain't in his body any more and
b won't show up again? So you confirming if he goes to the hospital he will show negative to the virus?.

Am surprised cause we all know herpes has no cure but can be managed with medication to suppress the virus.

that is a picture of ringworm, not herpes