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juniorstar:
Deaf and dumb deserve the D too.

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JONNYSPUTE:
....Thank you o jare.

Still wondering how her mum and others will be communicating with her inrespect of her chores except they are all deaf and dumb

especially as she is illiterate

congo4ka:
My educated friend just impregnated his mum's deaf and dumb illiterate house help.

He said the girl usually bleat like a goat whenever she is about to cumm but her round soft big assss made it difficult for him to bring it out when he was about to come so he mistakenly pour everything inside and it was really thick.

Now she is pregnant and my friends mum says she will not abort the baby that he must marry her. They are already calling him oko odi ( husband of the deaf) what should he do, he doesn't want to marry her.

Please all the yabs should be directed to my friend

it's you. ..
Which yeye friend?

This educated friend (you) that wasn't educated enough to buy her postinor immediately after he nutted and she bleated like a goat.
Which school did he go to?

What is the correlation between bleating like a goat and his cumming? Does he have a beastiality fetish?


He must have slept with her more than once.

Educated man that is not educated in the way of self control.

Abeg, invite me for wedding rice.

Quoteit:
Seeing the sharp increase of threads about men unintentionally impregnating women, I can't help but wonder, is diving raw very risky or have I and other 'niggar raw' been so lucky?

I'm confused here and becoming scared of raw adventures because the non-expecting expectant fathers never said anything about nutting inside in their threads.

uncle!!

Are you sure you aren't firing blank shots?

Are the babes aborting your seeds?

sirjamesjnr:
. My girl and I are doing fine. The young man has to move on. Life is deep.

love you sweetie

Mcslize:
Hmmmm wonders shall never end.

Op brace up. It's just your emotions playing some tricks on you.

As a man, learn how to control your emotions for women matters. Saying you can't build a life without a lady is not a good decree on yourself.

Kings don't cry. A king walks high. Kings do great things for themselves. They pride themselves on their lives achievements.

Man you are a king.

Kings think of the next great thing to do. Women don't occupy kings' minds. Kings set targets and work towards achieving them.

Don't build your life around a random woman that feel no concern for you. Rather build your world around your immediate family.

I agree with some of your statements.

Op, there's always a time to grieve. Grieve for the good and bad times.you deserve to grieve.

You also deserve to heal. How does one do that? If you can just have the courage to wake up everyday, to put one foot in front of the other. You don't need to put a smile on your face, not now. you can definitely heal.

Time heals all wounds though scars remain.

Don't close off your heart either.

Don't rush off to rebound relationships, they never work out.

I wish you the best.

Update us soon

sonofElElyon:
Clearly the coach for Tunisia was better. He came up with a game plan that disoriented our team.. eguavoen didn't study the opponent.. just played his regular style.. first rule.. know your opponent and exploit their weakness

Are we out?

Ladycewhy:
If you are wearing a white sleeve it will be best to go with the black undies.

it's a no brainer. Either black or light grey(ash) will not show under white

No one deserves to be a victim of paternity fraud.

Nobody also saw the part where he kept using pregnancy after pregnancy to tie her down to the sham of a marriage

Reproductive coercion is real. If only he saw the signs

Anyanma!! Ewww!!

It has to be a deeper life wedding.

See how drab she looks

Walkee:
upload your picture let me upload mine let the public be the judge. So you be from Edo state naim you black and short like Yoruba. Your papa better go run DNA test for your head. I'm not just an Esan, I'm Uromi, how many Uromi guys dey Lagos? When we leave here na Malaysia or Cyprus straight. I no go yab my fellow Edo people because of smallie like you.
Abi you no be the same frustrated funmisticqueen wey black with pimples face and small moustache that used to insult everyone here until one lowlife finally toasted you back then? Or do you think I'm new here?

Lol!!

Post your pic let's see na

HBB1:
Tough luck.

I guess that's why there is contraception.

He had choices, he made them, he should live by it

I know.

So when will he stop whining like a victim, and solve his present problem?

Simran94:
For economy that is hard, in fact, 3 is too early to stop breastfeeding. Baby foods and diapers are very expensive now, imagine spending 24k monthly of baby foods alone for triplets, why won’t she prefer breastfeeding which is cheaper?

A child should be weaned at 2 yrs of age in africa.

In developed countries, children are weaned at a younger age.

Walkee:
who cares about the opinion of a short black Yoruba girl with small pot belly and mouthstache?
Sure we're polygamous and our women also work hard for our attention

moustache ba?
Daughter of Jacob like me, with a moustache like an igbo girl?

You are very ignorant


Adionwa, my skin is smoother than your bald head and hairy balls. Ozuor!!

I be correct benin pikin, from oredo side near ted junction. No be your Esan people dey form benin for lagos, dey misbehave anyhow. Rubbish!!

Esan men dey fvck up!! Deny all you want!!


You no even sabi spell yoruba.

Blessedassuranc:
I love your suggestion as per the way out of their financial constraints. But i ve an issue on baby formula. There are alternatives that i know. So she shld go look for the alternatives. It must be be the usual expensive baby formula.. lets learn to oive within our means pls

alternatives like what??

What if the baby rejects those alternatives.

It is major complain of new parents

HBB1:
If you don't have money to fend for your family, why Marry in the first place.

Then if you decide to, why have kids when you cannot care for them.

Why bring kids to all these misery.

You couldm't care for just your Mother and you went to add more trouble to your head?

You have laid your bed already, just lie on it.

read the guy's previous posts on his monicker

Simran94:
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That’s the problem with some of you men. You can NEVER understand the body of a woman, all you people know is Sex. The average age of weaning is around 3 to 4 years old. Even AAFP advises mothers to breastfeed their babies till they are 4 years old.

How do you expect a breastfeeding mother of triplets to be working a full time job?

Breastfeeding is till 2 years of age. 3 is too much in today's economy.

Blessedassuranc:
Who still breastfeeds kids at 2 yrs plus? Why re you ladies this mean? Why cant the woman hand over the kids to ops mum while she goes looking for a job... you no see that one talk.. only wanting the man to die satisfying you greedy and selfish lots

As of last year,

A mother told me that she spends roughly 30k to feed her baby with formula bec she's positive for HIV. ONE CHILD O!!
We didn't add the cost of other things to maintain a baby

Op's wife has 3 kids, triplets. She obviously cannot afford formula. Breast milk is free. Those kids will most likely be eating only breast milk, and pap. It is not easy for 3 mouths to be sucking and biting your breasts dry. If the wife doesn't eat well, the children can't feed. Two years is enough to breastfeed a child.

There's also a high chance these kids are malnourished. Of care is not taken, one of them might die.
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What can 30k get you in the market today?
How much is kerosene for stove?

Op's should get a side hustle.

The wife should wean her children and accept the teaching job. ½ bread is better than puff puff.

Op's mum should look after the kids or pack out. She can't be an extra mouth to feed without playing a role to support the family.

Simran94:
Even if you didn’t marry her, the fact that you got her pregnant is the problem here. You would still be responding for her and the triplet’s upkeep.

in my opinion, the wife should dump the children for him and his mother.

I'm joking o.

Walkee:
Mumu talk. How will old woman be surviving on only evening food?
Even pregnant women here go to the market or farm. She's lucky the guy is cool headed. I don't see any wife who can try that rubbish in the whole Esan land. She go hear am

Esan men are lazy na!!

Always expecting handouts from their wives and are polygamous on top

I'm not surprised with your useless statement.

This question is a no brainer. She better choose the scholarship abroad with plenty of better boyfriends. She's only 22

sirjamesjnr:
This is how I believe my woman adds value to my life and our relationship.

She finds me exciting: Physically and Mentally. I am always very comfortable discussing issues, events, and happening with my woman, she never found wanting, neither is she off point, babe is always equal to any tasks. I was raised not to tolerate inadequacies. If we have to have a conversation then let it be worth my time. Out of our busy schedule, I enjoyed her company and we always try something thrilling and refreshing. This is where lies my weakness. I value brain and mannerism( any lady without a basic character is classless) more than beauty. My girl is my best friend, team player, and passionate lover.


My woman is always there to tell I can when I think I can't. I hate failure so I am almost certain before I carry out a given task.
The same way she nags when things don't go well the same way she cheers me when I think I can, and does. Trust Nigerian girls they can nag for Africa. I believe this is how she adds value to my life. Oh, I forget something, I won't forgive her for treating me like a child when I am sick and wouldn't want to take an injection or pills, story for another day.




Now here is the main reason I wrote this thread. I like the fact we can communicate so freely, and I find it comfortable discussing issues with her. She mention bedroom activities and food she prepared I told her I am not moved by them. I love the fact that I enjoy those things but it is something I can get anywhere if I was not with her. It is only a common man that can be conquered with food and bedroom activities(A way to a man's heart is his belly is a scam, argue with your ancestors.). Agreed good lovemaking build bond, great meal nourishes a man. I will like to think a woman should be more than a cook and a bedmate.

I told her, I know how to cook, and if I am not responsible, I can get a call girl for a nice time. She got serious into the conversation, and blow hot that "She is bearing my kids and that is the greatest asset she can ever give me, that her life will be on the line during childbirth and her body will change.

I wasn't comfortable with the discussion anymore. I told her, "You are not doing me a favour by giving me, kids". I make her understand that she stands to benefit a lot from the kids. I told her, the only thing a man gains from a relationship/marriage is RESPECT and maybe a companion nothing more. The kids will come to adore her, value and love her, while I retired to studies, playing golf, telling stories, making more money, and counselling the blockhead. The woman gets all the praises, all the love, and care. So she got nothing on me. It is a scam if she thinks she is doing me a favour by having kids. I know I represent the ALPA MALE HERE LOL. Well, this is how a real man should think.

After the conversation, I was shocked because I was expected her to make mention of some powerful decision she has to help me to make, some intellectual contributions she has brought into our relationship. She did relegate such important value. For two years of our relationship, I have never taken any major decision without her contributions not that I can't handle things on my own, but I regard my girl as part of me, so we are a team player, I am only the captain. Does this make me a SIMP? Or An ideal man? Keep the answer to your chest.

I was expected her to see her brain as the most valuable asset. Not shape and beauty.
Maybe I am wrong so I have to ask this question: What are ways in a relationship for a woman/man to add value to a man's/woman's life, If not brain and intelligent conversation, what else?

N/b: It is not only my girlfriend I noticed this, my former female colleagues will always talk about their beauty and body shape but never cherish their contributions to the progress of our organisation. Some of them were my seniors in the organisation and we solely depend on their ideas at some point. They never bragged about it expects their latest fashion and sexy body.

Awwwn!!!!

You're making me blush honeybee.

I love you to pieces.

You've brought so much stability and support to my life. I cherish you.

@ bolded. Lol, seeing you trying to run from cold water because of your fever will forever be a good memory. ❤️❤️

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Once a girl enters ur room and sees Plasma tv, Decoder, fridge, A.C, microwave, inverter. My brother, believe me, a serious relationship have started.

lmao

More like billing has started

Datboredberry:
The was a tiktok video I watched late last year, "Billy the queer goat"...

Anyways.... I'm cool with your kind, only as long as there's mutual consent...

So I'll ask, how do you know the goat is down?

the goat has to be in heat period.

I have forgotten the signs. Then the goat �will most likely consent

officialmario:
Good morning Nairalanders

I want to use this medium to seek for your advice..

Me and my wife has been together since 2014, although we have not done marriage as we only did introduction, but we planned having our marriage this year, we had two kids, but I think right now I'm not comfortable living with my wife.

I am not enjoying this relationship anymore, she keeps beating me whenever there is quarrel between us, she is fond of slapping me and giving me punches, at times she makes use of wire and and broom to scatter my head.

The one that happened on Monday is really giving me much concern, she checked my phone and saw a friend I was chatting with and instead of her to ask me about the lady, the next thing she did was to slap me and she started beating me to the extent of having right hand dislocation.. It's not as if she can beat me if I decided to fight back, I don't want to raise my hand on a woman, it's a curse and I don't want to do that, this is getting out of hand and I am not living comfortable at home again, we sleep on different bed, she doesn't allow me touch her again.

She is even planning to get a room by ending of this month when she gets her salary..
I told my sister about her behavior, the advice she gave me is that I should beat the hell out of her whenever she raises her hand to beat me.

I have pleaded with my wife to let us continue the way we have been doing before but she wouldn't listen to me.

I am really confused and I don't know what to do right now..

I need your advice my great people of Nairaland.

my advise.

Run from that pathetic excuse of a common law marriage.

That woman is your baby mama, not your wife.

Lee99:
Hey Nlanders, I'll be as brief as possible. So I met my current gf mid October 2021, she's sweet and loving though very stubborn and has an I don't care attitude. I'm trying to change her and she's a work in progress.

But lately, all she talks about is having a baby, she wants to be pregnant so bad, and I'm not ready for fatherhood or the challenges with it. I like her a lot but mehn I don't understand her again, she's hellbent on this pregnancy stuff.

According to her, anything that makes her take in she's gonna keep the baby whether I like it or not, when she saw her period last time it was a huge sigh of relief from my part, now I've nutted more times in her than I care to count and I hope they were blanks because I honestly don't want to deal with it, tho if it happens that way I'll have to man up and take charge of things, I only hope she gets her period soon then I can start using protection whenever we have sex, whether she likes it or not.

Bashing is allowed but try to make small sense please.

Oga

Wear a condom.

Or run.

ariesbull:
she would have offered her what she think it is worth or better still ignore it and move on


Most art works are done by bidding or commissioning and she even told the young artist to even frame it to add value to the canvas

True.

Blessing was just being petty, and the artist was a little greedy.

A lost opportunity, and blessing just ruined the artist.

ariesbull:
if it is a gift then you don't need to ask to be given anything...


The artist has the right to put a price tag on her work please

At the price it is worth.

Blessing obviously doesn't think the value is worth what the fan charged.

DAVE5:
Instead of finding a solution to our problems and make the country great, you’d rather we make adjustments to our lives and continue to bear the suffering, it’s not about having less children, even those that don’t have children are in pains

it is the solution in the long run.

One major problem the country is dealing with is overpopulation. We will continue to suffer is nothing is done about it

Ayemileto:
Lol. Even if you can afford to train a baby now, there's no guarantee you can afford it in the next 5 years - because of the ridiculous rate of inflation.

500k of today is less than 200k of 2015. So, someone earning 200k as at 2015 is earning much more than someone earning 500k now.

And guess what? Most people earning 200k as at 2015 can't boast of earning 500k now. Many (especially salary earners) are still stuck at that figure they earn then - which means they have lost over 50% of their purchasing power between 2015 and now.


So, realistically, there's nothing like giving birth to babies you can afford to train here in Nigeria. Because, even if you can afford it now, you have zero guarantees of tomorrow since you can't predict government's policies. Neither can you predict what the economy will look like.

that is why people need to have less children.

juman:
Father is fathers of all.
Many fathers fail in their responsibility, but mother has no where to run to except to work harder and provide anyhow for the children.

Many families they have absentee father.

Even as big as obasanjo is, many of his children don't like him much.
That's typical father.

I agree.

My father throws low key tantrums when you don't get him a birthday gift. Same with my grandpa

It's pure joy and peace in the house when you give him gifts. He also feels good.


But what do you give the man that has everything?


. I really need ideas for birthday gifts for him.

I'm tired of scratching my head every year.