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reddingtonblack:
if he does not have a spare life and probably one of those guyz that close their eyes to kiss ...then he is ordinary.

keep in mind i am nobody jnr

yeah. You are nobody.have a good day.

msMonyei:
Many rappers are richer than Barrack Obama lol. I prefer being a rich rapper to a smart average doctor struggling to meet ends. Rappers like Jay z and Curtis have smart graduates on their payroll hee hee. Continue forming levels.

remember that a fool and his money are soon parted. How many of these rappers live sensible lives within their means and plan for retirement? Many of them are broke when their music stops being the latest thing. Then then get sick and die ALONE AND MISERABLE in their 50s because their estranged baby mamas and bastard children want nothing to do with them.

If you want to be a rich rapper, I wish you the best, just do something better with the money than gold chain, Gucci, Ferrari and ambiguous looking babes with BBLs who think you are nothing more than an easy lick.

TheAlchemist:
Are you wishing DJ Cuppy the Serena Virus, still unbelievable that in the whole of America, no successful black brother could get serena Williams to touch her toes, it took a white boy to get the job done.

Yes actually,

The Serena virus is a good thing

Serena seems to be doing well in her marriage. They even have a daughter. The rapper Eve is another example. She married a nice rich billionaire white man.

If the black men are too chicken, too busy blaming slavery for their lack of progress as a collective and too busy playing victim to do the right thing which is to wife the woman, then other races of men can.

Go where you are valued

reddingtonblack:
no be you dey gloat over ordinary "NL guy" the other day and you are here encouraging ur fellow woman to embrace loneliness ..... how about live what you preach hypocrite

I do practice what I preach. I was happy single and happy in a relationship.

sirjamesjnr is not ordinary like you.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
which level?
The lady is a billionaire artist
She was somehow correct for going for her type who happens to also be an artist. This is where compatibility comes in.

how many baby mamas does ASAP ROCKY have?

Why hasn't he married her yet?

It's fishy abeg.

msMonyei:
I have now become 'you people' as you can't defend your own dumb ideas and belief system. Oya please define a guy above your own level and tell me how it relates to Rihanna and Asap. And please don't even talk about cognitive abilities cuz you don't know how smart Asap rocky is, all I see is a hater, at least be happy for a fellow woman even if you don't wish them happily ever after.

A smart person decides to become a rapper. It's okay.

msMonyei:
Yeah even if he has a bad character, u’ll simply walk with him just because he is above your level, and I know the level thing simply means a guy with a bigger balance. Please just come out clean if u are a leszbian or insatiable gold digger. Rihanna is happy with Asap rocky, go seek your own happiness she doesn't need your opinion. A man who claimed to be your boyfriend on this forum once spoke about how busy you were, and having to endure in patience before seeing you. But the truth is that you failed to make out quality time for him because you thought and felt he was below your level. If men should walk with this mindset of marrying or dating above their level, many women go die of poverty. Men are more humble and considerate after all...

where do you people get these dumb ideas from.

21savages:
So wat are u saying? Rocky is not a real niggah or what?
If u dont keep shut i'll use juju to damage ur phone..

so pained.

msMonyei:
No wonder you still lack a husband even as an earning doctor. Please marry way above your level and keep looking for a billionaire until you clock 50. Foreign girls don't think like you leeches, Rihanna is wiser than you anyday, anytime and obviously happy with her choice.

yeah right. She's happy for now.
Rihanna's baby daddy hasn't dropped his other shoe yet. Even Beyonce wasn't spared.

Very soon some white girls will start coming out, claiming to be pregnant for him.

But I didn't lie. It is better to be single than settle for a guy below you that will still fuckup anyways

It doesn't have to be a billionaire, anyone one my level and above will do.

Look at the person that Rihanna is pregnant with?

ASAP rocky?!
Girl settled way below her level. So disappointing. You set yourself up as a woman when you open legs for a black American rapper.

Nicki Minaj made the same mistake, so did cardi B.

DJ cuppy should not use other people's lives to measure hers. She's dodging bullets she hasn't seen. Baby mamahood being the most obvious one. If nigerian men are not measuring up. She should try men from other countries. Especially middle class and wealthy men from other races

Her husband will come at the right time.

Besides, being single isn't so bad. There's peace of mind that comes with it.

Election things

Datboredberry:
This is so scary!!!

I'm totally pro-LGBTQ... But i had to share this...

is this not wound breakdown?

Datboredberry:
Presently, I'm living with a friend in her self-con apartment... So there's zero privacy... We're quite close though but I'm very shy...

It's been a month since I've...um...masturbated...

This morning, while bathing I realised how Hot I was...[I've been having 'wet dreams' for the past few days]...

I switched on the tap and noticed for the first time that it flows really fast and hard... There's a water heater, I mixed the flowing water so it was warm...

I remembered an article I had read... Women's stuff blah blah blah..

How to masturbate

1. Squat down... Or assume any position that would be comfortable, even doggy...

2. Make sure the jet of water directly hits your lady-parts, especially your clitoris if you're aiming for an orgasm...

3. Enjoy what would be an unforgettable experience!


The pleasure is intense because of the pressure!!! If you're a virgin like myself, then this is a sure way of achieving a breath-ceasing orgasm without penetration...

And if you're a non-virgin, take it a step further but inserting a few clean fingers or a intimacy gadget in your vagina while the water works on your clitoris...

Have fun being single and freaky!

I'm not sure if men can achieve orgasms this way... Maybe you let the jet of water hit your pee-hole...

I am taking notes.

But some people's bathroom ehn!! They will collect craw craw after masturbating in such an area.

Or is it all these small small boys and girls in dirty hostels that will use tap.

Lagos water is unreliable

That was how one girl came and disturbed my colleague's call at 2am. She had a yeast infection and the itching was bad. Babe kept scratching her lady parts without shame, opening and fanning it.


I no dey abeg!!

gift0123:
I joined nairaland since 2016, I became active last year.
I have registered on various social media platforms across the internet, non is heavily bitter like nairaland, zero respect for women, tribalism everywhere.

This platform is congested by bitter men who hate women a lot, i am a gentle lady, i've got know issues, but the first few weeks I became active I realised I was turning to a bitter person.

This platform was a bad influence to me, unconsciously i was changing into a feminist, it was my friend that called my attention to how I was so fast to defend women out there, that's when i realized what have become of me.

This platform is 100% capable of changing a good woman, and beside a responsible lady who would not want to become irresponsible would avoid this site like a plague, that's why women are scarce here, or you hardly see them active....

This platform has nothing else to offer rather than a conducive area for women bashers and haters, people who hate themselves, a fighting zone. Nairaland developer and mods needs to do something about this as the platform have lost it's value.

Meanwhile, I don't think I enjoy this site anymore, and to keep being my self I am leaving nairaland for good.

true

Ayanwukoma:
The first wife he married didn't last a year he fired her, just because he saw her with another man at a restaurant eating.


the second wife, is presently in her father's house, because he says she doesn't listen to instructions, since 2012.



just this evening, a group of elder men from his third wife family came visiting my father to talk to his brother....I knew they must have been another issue...


so this left me asking is he the problem or his wives?

he's gay and keeps denying it or has undiagnosed mental issues

bigpicture001:
...My friend whose dad passed on two months ago and who was so sure he will henceforth become a big boy got the shock of his life when his dad's will was read to them by his father's lawyer...

In the will his dad gave him Nothing which was unusual especially being the eldest son and coming from the Igbo tribe.. his father owns two filling station, a big and very busy half-warehouse store where he sells dangote cement wholesale, three commercial houses , a sign supermarket,3 pieces of land also one SUV and two small cars.

We suspect, it may be connected to his visibly wayward lifestyle, he has twice been sent packing from two different private University in the south east over tuancy and suspected cultism....more shocking is the late father handing over the day to day running of the firm to his oldest daughter "not his wife"

The said girl is just 24 years old but graduated as second best in the dept of economic then..his father even helped her secure a lecturing job 5months before his demise..he stated that his wife will only be an important signitory for transaction worth a million and above.

He added a clause that his son can join the management of the firms and estate only when he graduates from any University with at least a pass and record less than 7police cases before he turns 28..

Even at that he can eventually take over the firm after joining management for minimum 4years...

Abeg oo. is this. Dead man not wicked... Allowing a girl lead the house when her mum is still alive.. although she is older than the guy.. sh is the first child

this is beautiful

kobosmart:
If he wanted to chop n clean mouth didnt she just make it easy for him?

she made him catch feelings

Ojukwu007:
There is never a better nigga when it comes to good bleep (memory lingers for long), just the next available nigga.

Reason bitches will never be loyal. Chains of bfs ;

Whores/Nymphs would still cheat on Jonah Falcon.

look at this XY chromosome with a penis, thinking he knows better about vagina matters than the owners of said vagina.

Foolish frog at the bottom of a well.

Iceprinzaaman:
Non of them weda asexual or bisexual. I reject IJN.

Please advice me.

look for a counselor. A professional one. Not a pastor or imam

Iceprinzaaman:
I reject and rebuke it I'm not a gay.

My friends have talked to me severally yet I still hate women.

Asxual nkor

Ojukwu007:
No be women again? When konji knocks, she will still codedly unblock him for better knacking behind our backs.

Except say Bobo no knack am well. Whores like this always miss good Bleep.

Emotional beings.lols

or she'll find a better nigga.

ashewoboy:
them dey teach knackeology for school?


na man dey knack woman.

nigga you need to go to Zimbabwe where women rape men.

I like the girl. Nothing hurts a man's ego like not giving two shïts about him. He wasn't even worth catching feelings for. She treated him like a used menstrual pad.

She fücked him but didn't give a fûck

Iceprinzaaman:
Dear nairalanders.

I'll be 32 this year, and I don't have a girlfriend or fiance not to talk of planning for marriage. I'm doing well for myself, am good looking Infact one can mistake me for "Ice prince" our popular artist But the problem here is that I detest women so much.

My mom and friends have verbalized on this issue but all to no avail. I can't render help or favor to anything that wear skirts not even my own sister. At office I discuss strictly work related matters with my female colleagues anything aside from that you are on your own.

My sex life is transactional (I give her the bargained amount, Fvck her and she get out of my house). I don't have any female friend contact on my phone.

No matter the situation a lady, woman, girl, female needs my help, whether it's between life and death I will never help you and I can never ask you for help too. They said I'm wicked, proud, stingy, sadist e.t.c. and the worse thing is I don't care.

Please nairalanders I need advice/help. This my hatred for women nor be redpill again oo. Abeg help me, I might even hate my daughter too if I eventually have one...na so E dey start.

could you be gay or asexual? Nothing is wrong with any of those.

See a therapist to get to the bottom of your issue

aribisala0:
And some do not Why not research before talking

they do.

It's part of anatomy

Iyaebe:
Which Nigerian girl will date you with your quarter to tear penis.Nonsense and STD carriers

the Russian babe is helping us take out the trash.

Olga can have him.

aribisala0:
You do not need cadavers to study anatomy .This is 2021 there are many alternative technologies

even developed nations use cadavers.

Totilopussylick:
No be only police station

You can never succeed threatening an Ibo man with police

They have contact bigger than the police at times

na so

Totilopussylick:
if he bought it from an Ibo boi, he don lose the money

Wether receipt or no receipt

Ibo boi can never agree with him that the picture quality was like that when he sold it to him

And before buying it, if the seller tested it and he confirmed it to be okay.
He shouldn't bother returning it back because ibo boi can never change it

Unless he add more money for another one.

take igbo boy to police station and he will cough the money

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

marriage won't solve your problem.

You need to see a professional counselor/therapist

Obinoscopy:
Just state your answer. Don't show the working please.

it's C

That exclamation mark means 3x2x1=6
I have forgotten what they call it

Haven't done mathematics is 12 years. Sue me.

Sirjamesjnr dear, food is ready

DarkJeddi:
No shit Sherlock..

With Nigeria having the highest number of women,by far in Africa..

This is not news..

exactly.

I'm sure the population of our women is more than some countries sef

FaAbokiWithSuit:
You this unknown quack auxillary nurse
Why are you following me up and down?

every mention after this will prove my point