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saintbillion:

https://punchng.com/n70bn-palliative-falana-slams-nassembly-members-says-new-allowances-illegal/?amp

70 billion for how many people? These people think we are crazy.
I mean there are 469 of them so even if we compute what they are telling us. It's still doesn't add up.
So he means to say each of them would be budgeted 149 million for furnitures? Those people are jokers, then again maybe they ain't but the fools that elected them

BornofGod108:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUuyh_UJvhc

Church uses AI to lead service to over a 300 people

Can AI chatbot preach a better sermon?



https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ai-reverends-leads-church-congregation-000652530.html

Jesus is lord

Pwettylinda:
NNPC Floating Fuel Station In Buguma, a Riverine Community in Asari-Toru LGA of Rivers State.

How many gallons can it carry

LeftAlone:
You could have as well walked peacefully out of this thread instead of diving into huge ignominy

Writing another bs.

ThatrealestApex:
YES!

I've had alot of experiences, with countless ladies oo and they make this confession after the S*x

He wasn't talking about sex.
Yes, girls do say they will eat a guy.

GorillaApp:
If you take everything coming out from a woman's mouth too personal, you will die before your time. On the flip side, in the midst of the gibberish she vomits, there are messages and snippets of truth. It is recorded- "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh"( culled from the Holy book).

My advice for all men. Keep developing yourself, keep upgrading yourself, keep upgrading your net worth. Guard your heart and sanity and be prepared for anything. A woman can love you crazily today and still dump your azz tomorrow. Very funny beings.
Love them but prepare for any eventuality.

Lastly, set up your self for ultimate retirement. Get a house built and feather your nest( keep some retirement money) just in case you find yourself alone at old age, so you don't die a broken man

True but madam shouldn't be telling Oga that she gets tempted, that's a no no.
Means U can't even trust madam to keep the homefront and go on a journey.
If I can't trust my spouse and travel then what's she still doing in my house? She might as well go to the streets, it's as simple as that

ExAngel007:
The announcement raised eyebrows and sparked a heated debate among online users, with some expressing shock, while others questioned the sincerity of her claim.

Controversial Nigerian lawyer, Ifunanya Excel, has taken to Twitter to reveal the cost of her brideprice.

In a tweet that caught the attention of many netizens, Ifunanya boldly declared, “My bride price is $15 million.”

The announcement raised eyebrows and sparked a heated debate among online users, with some expressing shock, while others questioned the sincerity of her claim.

Ifunanya went on to explain that her virginity was the primary factor behind the exorbitant sum demanded for her hand in marriage.

She wrote;

“My Bride Price is $15 Million because I’m still a virgin,” seeking to justify the astronomical figure.

See Post Below;

https://www.tori.ng/news/240719/my-bride-price-is-15m-because-im-still-a-virgin-po.html

She can marry herself

thesilentman:
I've never met a single woman out there who doesnt desire to be bleeped-except the frigid few.It only who she will open her legs to that matters.
Try this on any woman when you meet.When she's about 20ft away from you,look straight into her eyes,imagine your dick already thrusting in and out her cunt as you lock eyes with her for at least 10 seconds.She will recieve the telepathic signal that you like to bleep her.Before you get past her,smile and say hello or good morning.She must welcome whatever you want to say without any drama.
Try it and give me your amazing feedback.

BS

Reminderz:
🤡

You lost everything to betting, you still lost to simping...

bro, I'm sure your father might have disowned you by now if he heard what his son was busy doing...

sorry, not sorry, you should be sentenced to life imprisonment...

OP don't mind this non entity.
Nothing you did was wrong. Tap yourself on the back and learn from this experience.
You can never win with girls so don't even try anymore.
Give just little and once U see it's not being reciprocated, walk away. You should have walked away after the meal and saved yourself a lot of pain. At the meal you would have noticed she was just trying to use you. That's one...
There are though rare times that a guy just wants to spend on any lady. Have had such experience in the past but that's story for another day.
Women always tend to try to use it against men. Like I wrote before, learn from this experience so you never repeat it

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro0rboiaMeg

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7750072/end-sit-at-home-anambra-today-ifeanyi#up

Who says some of these people here are not the unknown gunmen?

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

This is a very stupid topic. David doesn't represent the vast majority of men. To put all men in one leg cos of his is irresponsible

9jabazeblog:
In a heartwarming display of young love, a 15-year-old girl received a grand gesture from her boyfriend to commemorate their one-year dating anniversary.

The generous gift, a 50-inch Roku TV, has ignited a heated debate among netizens regarding the appropriateness of such a lavish present for teenagers.

The elder sister of the lucky recipient, who goes by the Twitter handle @lulnille, took to social media to share the news of her sister's romantic surprise.

Posting a photo of the magnificent flat-screen television, @lulnille expressed her astonishment and excitement over the unexpected present
She wrote;

"Mind yall my lil sister is 15 and her boyfriend came through with a 50-inch Roku TV for their 1-yr anniversary."

However, the announcement stirred a diverse range of reactions from online users, with some questioning the young couple's relationship dynamics and whether a 15-year-old should be involved in a romantic relationship at all.

Concerns were also raised about the appropriateness of such an extravagant gift for individuals of their age.

See below;

Netizens Reactions...

@esoanwan commented; What's a 15 yo doing with a 50 inch TV??

@Asanele20729203 said; "Is a 15 year old not under age, for dating. 1 year anniversary that means she started dating at 14. Time have changed."

@thatYORUBAneega said; "The TV goes for less than $250. coulda worked for it, coulda stolen for it, they spend more on sneakers in the US. so I get him being able to afford it. what's weird is being cool with a 14yo having a bf, and being fine with her bf doing this. how old is he?

I mean how is this ok at all?

siofra:
I understand this is Nigeria where people are crazy about connections. People think that because you're from their village, you're supposed to give them a free pass. They won't go through the normal process, and when you refuse, they start to hate you and spread rumours about you.

It is happening to me at the place I work. It's becoming too much because I won't budge. Sometimes I feel like crying. How do I get around this? Why won't people just do things the right way I've never expected anything from anyone because they are from my village or because I know them.

I feel like I won't be able to stand my ground any longer.

You need to go in some details so we understand better what you are talking about.
Then again, stand your ground and don't compromise doesn't mean you can't be nice and understanding. A difficult combination but it's doable.

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Xg4dcevVY

My Friend Got Tired Of Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It — Former Bauchi Governor Isa Yuguda (Video)

This is part of our problems. Imagine this charlatans

Skyview01:
This is a big question I try to wrap my head around and not getting any answer.

I see a lot of couple stressed out financially after marriage and within six month, the wife is pregnant.

If the wife is not pregnant after six months, the parents are worried if something is wrong with the woman or the man and the couple start getting strange stares from the pastor and members of the church.

Why not have a three year family planning immediately after the wedding, this has lots of advantage, first the couple is able to recover from the wedding, secondly, they are able to save and prepare for the arrival of babies, also they are able to enjoy each other before the babies.

This is a wrong aspect of our culture i would like to see changed in our society and its affecting marriages.


Whats your thought?

U can't leave a goat and yam and expect it not to eat the yam

labake1:
Logging into my Facebook account this afternoon, I saw a news about Banky W which says he cheated on his wife Adesua.
I once tell my married friend that men are naturally promiscuous, the earlier you know this as a lady, the better your heart will be at peace.

Nothing can keep a man but a man that want to be kept.
ITS DISAPPOINTING!!!!

So Men on this forum, why do you cheat?

This one will stream and stream for months, making them some thousands of dollars on Una head

Muh247:



A KGB boss like Putin got loads of tricks for anyone that dears him

Russians call it Maskirovka..

Jihadist call it Taqiya...

US call it war Propaganda

Mutiny without fatality or casualty, no arrest, no major damage, mutiny that ended in less than a week, Mutinous rebellious Soldiers that are back fighting

Now nobody is talking about Ukraines largest dam blown by Russians.. the attention is diverted


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Still this one embarrassed him to the core and showed he doesn't have his house in order

DaveHarry:
Is the NSA position number one security position in Nigeria. How really big is the NSA compared with other military chiefs? Make I learn this one

NSA adviser is just an adviser to the president. He doesn't hold any significant role of the military. It is all at the pleasure of the president, i.e in sane countries. Nigeria is not a sane country

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

What's your opinion about women with multiple piercings? What do you think of that or them? Does it affect your opinion about such a woman? Will your opinion about a woman change if you notice she has more than the usualpiercings on the ear lobes? I have about 4 piercings on my ear lobes. I don't know if someone's opinion about me will change if they notice that. Or if those piercings will have any effect on how the person sees me.

Your life your problem. Ignore those kids here that come and trash talk people cos of piercings

LeftAlone:
You could have as well walked peacefully out of this thread instead of diving into huge ignominy

Yep, I could have. Just as you could have waka and passed but what did U do?
Remove the log Infront of your eyes before U try to remove the speck Infront of others eyes.

LeftAlone:
Good morning people of God.
I will share my experience about what I know and have experienced.
But Firstly,
I read a thread created by one FRANCISTOWN where he challenged people who believe in the supernatural to come and manifest it.
Honestly I was disappointed by the comments I read in that thread where many people were giving flimsy excuses as to why they can't pull one stunt or the other.

Dear FRANCISTOWN,
Please do not talk about what you do not know.
The fact that you do not believe in something doesn't make it impotent.
You might not believe Pre. BAT is the president of Nigeria, but if he said nobody should go out tomorrow, then nobody will go out. Your believe is irrelevant.

Now to my experience, I'll mention real life scenarios and real people's names. I'll also mention the areas where they happened just in case anyone wants to verify.

In 2015 i met a man at the football field, his name was Brother D(Bros if you ever found this, please no vex for your boy), but I often called him Bros. D.

He was not an atheist but he was irreligious. He believed God was not wicked and he never believed in witches and wizards, marine spirits, familiar spirits and all.
I guess he was in his early 40s then.
We later became close because he liked me. He said I look a lot like his late younger brother.

We met at an area called Ọjọ, In Ibadan. Anyone who knew Abatakan in Ojo should know who I'm talking about.
He had a child and a wife but they weren't staying together, so he was practically living alone. Also he get money that time o! Even his wears na expensive brands

This bros dey run babe ehn and he can spend any amount on enjoyment. Some days he could just call me to meet him at a joint, and me, who send my papa? I'd just go there to eat a plate of meat called "Kundi" and Hollandia Yoghurt. Normally I don't take alcohol.

He met this girl, one "fateful" girl that he wouldn't stop talking to me about so, he called me one afternoon to come meet him at a hotel called Blue Roof in a small village called SASA In Ibadan.
It was on a Saturday and I wasn't doing anything, so I said to myself, let's go and have our favourite plate of "Kundi" and Hollandia again.

When I got to the place, as I was entering the place. I saw climbing the stairs into the room with a certain lady, though I couldn't see the girl's face, but she was dark, I'm sure of that. I saw her backside.

Seeing that. I already understood the settings and I just sat at the bar awaiting a plate of pepper soup while I sip a bottle of chilled water with a live match playing on the TV screen.

I think it was about 4hrs or so and it was already getting dark. It was my first time at that hotel and I didn't know my way around, so I went to the concierge, to request which room he went.

I think the name of the guy was Tobi, he was tall and dark. He worked at that hotel then.

By the time we got in, we saw him lying lifeless. He was alone, there was only a door that lead to the passage, if anyone would go in or come out, it must have been thru the main door.
Now the girl that he went in with was no where to be found, he was lying by himself on the floor.
As we were their in our freezing feets, everyone was already confused. Lemme not lie, that day I was very confused.
Suddenly he woke and he was panting heavily.

I was the first to ask him what happened and where that lady was. Then he said something shocking.

He said "when he got into the room with the lady, he wanted to take a shower. So he wanted to use the long mirror hanging on the wall opposite the bed to remove his button. To his surprise, when he looked into the mirror, he was seeing a snake on the bed, but when he looked back, he was seeing the girl.
He said he hasn't even taken a drink, he wanted to straf the girl as quick as possible so they could join me at the bar.

He thought he was almost going crazy so he had to hit the shower and when he came out of shower, he saw a big snake on the bed and that was the last thing he remembered until he was seeing us now.

After that experience, that bros first go one mountain for like 3 months. He became a prophet and left his old lifestyle. He also had several encounters with some people, but this will do.

Person that posted this should be ashamed him himself. I mean in this day and age is someone posting this kind of BS. All lies

Willgates:
Today I took a stroll to the green field located at Brooks street, Uyo. The area was before now ravaged by gulley erosion. Checkout the beautiful transformation.

https://www.facebook.com/Ibompot20?mibextid=ZbWKwL

How much did it cost

seunny4lif:
But USA have nukes stationed in Turkey, UK and Germany which are over 5K KM from USA yet they are making noises about Russia placing Nukes in Belarus, which is only 1KM from Russia.

Just like they are saying Iran can’t have nukes yet Pakistan owned many nukes, thanks to USA

I always laugh when people said Iran is a terrorist nation while the most known terrorists organisation mostly pass through one of USA biggest ally which is Pakistan.

The fact that USA trained and funded Pakistan nukes programs because of India decided to go close to USSR, shows how USA government thinks.

Same way they thought they were using China against USSR, but today it’s backfiring on them.

That’s double standard

Their weapons in Turkey is outdated and no maintained. They always us this as bargaining chip, it's just political.
It's wrong to say Pakistan has nukes, they don't.

Acekidc4:
Good Move, if America the Leader of the Slave Masters can place their Nukes in their Allies Country, So can Russia also!!

Putin The Tomentor of The Western Fools.

That the destruction of peace and opening of another cold war, possibly invasion of both countries.
The west may bicker and act like they won't do shit, I can assure U there is more that would be happening under the scene

SAMBARRY:
exactly my thoughts.the way she overly sexualizes herself and sending off the olosho vibes just makes her look Like a hoodrat

Her performance looks street rat type and cheap. It could have been excused if her age mates where there, people that could get up and rock her vibes.
But the caliber of people there were middle age, some even has problems standing up and getting out of her way when she walked by.
This was why I asked the question "who invited her type of stuff to that type of gathering"

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du6yPQQPILw

She has to make money too. But who invites her type of stuff to that type of gathering

lhordspy:
From CP to IG? Impossible.

AIG are always next inline to be IGP. That is the more reason all DIGs are retired immediately. Because it is improper for their junior colleague to overtake them.

On another note. I think this is frank MBA second or third promotion in the space of 3months. Retirement is calling. His promotion to DIG is more of a reward for his contribution to the force. Once this IGP retire, and a new IGP is selected from AIGs, all the DIGs retires immediately including Frank Mba.

Probably why they promoted him to AIG. Cos in a few years the IG is probably going.

iammo:




Not gonna happen.. he would only fine-tune the policy document with Ethiopians

Nigeria need a national career for the African free trade area agreement

It's like opening your borders for free trade with all your neighbors with airlines and you don't have any airline of your own

KenyaAir and SouthAfrican air would soon have access to pick passenger enroute Lagos to Abuja, Akwa ibom to Maiduguri, they would dominate local flight and Airpeace can't compete


Ethiopian Airline fleet size 146 Planes
Egypt air 76
RoyalAir Morocco 50

Airpeace fleet 34
Ibom Air 7
Azman Air 5
MaxAir 11
DanaAir 8


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Probably true but why frustrate a Nigerian business by supporting a foreign one?
Wasn't that what they did with MTN which allowed them monopoly and almost held Nigerians at their throat? This was as before global com came out.
I mean you would probably be too young to remember how it was them

SwissMass:
Peter girigory Obi do not know the difference between BVAS machines and IREV, it was shameful a female interviewer had to correct him, thank God we dodge a missile, no man born out of woman can unseat Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Jagaban till may 29 2031 and then Shettima will take over

Don't forget what happened in Macbeth.
If you don't learn that lesson, Asiwaju would have murdered death. Forget shenanigans, we will see where this take us.