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CilicMarin:
By Festus Keyamo

FreeStuffsNG:
Alhaji Atiku should get ready to be sued for heavy damages. It will take a miracle for him not to be bankrupt by the time he is slammed with CSU damages, and especially if President Bola Tinubu chooses to sue CSU too.

Every of those documents Alhaji Atiku wasted hundreds of millions of naira to get have been investigated by DSS well before today and he had access to the confirmed info as a former Vice President of FRN, CSU had responded to his enquiries on record and Asiwaju Tinubu had raised concern that he was out to abuse the court processes on a fishing expedition. It turns out that he did it to embarrass CSU and President Bola Tinubu. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Yuri141:
Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, says that the FCT Administration will take a firm decision on open grazing inside the Abuja city centre after consultation with herdsmen.


https://gazettengr.com/well-sit-with-herdsmen-to-explain-why-cows-cannot-graze-inside-abuja-wike/

ChumzyOma:
[b]SOUTHEAST SECURITY AND ECONOMIC SUMMIT, OWERRI, IMO STATE

~ Ifeanyi Ubah Calls For The Establishment Of A Regional Economic Development Commission

Ragnall:
In saner climes this guy would be locked up asap but he’s friends with apc so nothing will happen

TMKsouth:
It was not quite the mile high club after British Airways pilot Mike Beaton allegedly had a cocaine-fuelled party in Johannesburg on a night off and was unable to fly his plane back to London, British media reported.

Beaton, who is married and has a child, was allegedly snorting cocaine off bare bosoms in Joburg just hours before he was due to fly a plane full of passengers back to Heathrow Airport, the Sun reported.

The Jordan Belfort inspired pilot caused a 12-hour delay of the plane that cost British Airways around £100,000 sterling.

This information came to light after Beaton himself bragged about it to a colleague who sounded the alarm and informed the company of what he had done.

He allegedly texted his colleague with the details of his white night.

Based on the text messages between Beaton and his colleague reported in the Sun, it is understood the pilot was partying with two local men, a female Welsh holiday maker and a young Spanish woman.

"I've lost my shirt somewhere and one of the local lads produces a plate with a few lines of coke.

"So then there's a debate about whose chest is the best to do a bump off,” the text messages quoted in The Sun read.

Beaton had to wait for a new flight the next day and was flown back as a passenger.

A replacement first officer for the flight had to be arranged.

Upon arriving at Heathrow, Beaton was tested for drugs and fired when the results came back positive, Sky News reported.

“Safety is always our top priority. The matter was referred to the CAA [Civil Aviation Authority] and this individual no longer works for us,” British Airways was quoted saying.

Besides losing his job, Beaton could be banned from flying in general, should authorities choose to do so after an investigation is conducted.

Bola4boy:
You get mind o. You bang another woman in your house while your wife is around

Jennyclay:
When I mean elderly men, I mean men in their 60s and above. These set of men are the most romantic men on earth. They are the best. No wonder Regina Daniels choose Ned nwoko over Somadina.

Even though it seems like child molestation when they try to make advances but then, they are so caring, they will give you listening ears, they will pet you and carry you like a pot made of clay, they will send you enough money regularly.

But you see our young men, they are so rude, arrogant, broke, wicked and evil. They don't know how to take good care of their girlfriend but they want to experience true love. Mtchhheeewwww.

Recently a guy sent me 7k to take myself out. E gba mi, 7k? Edakun is it for garri or what? 7k can't even buy my body cream or perfume and he's telling me to take myself out with 7k. I just told him I'm not interested, I don't need his money.
Instead for the shameless broke guy to give himself some standard by saying don't worry dear, I can't collect the money back... The broke guy still went ahead to send me his account details for refund. Trust me, I sent him back his money then block him.

Low standard unromantic broke young men everywhere. Shior.

FreeStuffsNG:
Nigeria’s solid mineral deposit worth over $700bn – Dele Alake

https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/20/nigerias-solid-mineral-deposit-worth-over-700bn-dele-alake/

Guest2008:
I was just having a conversation with my aunty and she said whether your apartment is clean or not, you must sweep it every morning before any other activity. She also added that preparing for work is no excuse

ShoeWorld1:
From what I read up there, you're the one seducing your Co-workers.
Must you always bend your waist like a mason turning cement whenever the manager is approaching
And I know you always put on skirts and gowns that are above the knee and tight to show your shapes.


Anyways to answer your question irrespective of your seduction.

You'll start behaving abnormally whenever you're with sex predators. Start doing something disgusting like picking your nose and tasting it
You can also pollute when alone with him and believe me, that perfect picture he has about fvcking your cunt hard will disappear with immediate alacrity.
You can also feel free to tell him that you want to go and poo

I have never heard that someone got fired for doing any of the above things.
And there are more I would like to add but I don't want to write too much.

Thonyb2:
https://.ng/2023/09/19/first-lady-governors-wives-move-to-address-japa-syndrome/

brain54:
Listen to your self…

What are you even saying?

Neither here nor there.

SMH!

brain54:
You are naive…

Is it everything people open their mouth to tell you that you believe as the truth?

Even when their actions “speak “ otherwise?

Okay… that’s your kettle of fish!

brain54:
Keep waiting for a yes…



A no… or maybe.


No be everything Dem dey tell man pickin.

Sometimes Dey read body language.

This girl’s body language doesn’t seem to portray that of a wife material.

Seems she is simply here for the knacks!

MrsTwrite:
What is the world turning into
Some people are very foolish, why would you harvest someone's organ because you want to enjoy December?? Human beings are wicked!









Happy weekend y'all. Do well to check my signature if you need my help.

MrsTwrite:
What is the world turning into
Some people are very foolish, why would you harvest someone's organ because you want to enjoy December?? Human beings are wicked!

You believe this shit? U are funny







Happy weekend y'all. Do well to check my signature if you need my help.

politicoNG:
Men walk with bitter kola, alligator pepper as fear grips Calabar residents over genitals’ ‘disappearance’



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/men-walk-with-bitter-kola-alligator-pepper-as-fear-grips-calabar-residents-over-genitals-disappearance/

Layla123:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12521723/amp/I-raped-400-times-French-tennis-star-Angelique-Cauchy-reveals-hell-endured-hands-coach-12-convinced-AIDS-18.html

Lexiskillz09:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/09/11/tinubu-woos-volkswagen-other-manufacturers-back-to-nigeria/

HisSexcellency:
Attn: @OfficialDSSNG, @PoliceNG
I think it's high time you pulled in this clown.
• He did the right thing by seeking power through the ballot box. That's legal!

• He managed to win some and lost the most. Fair enough!

• Then, his running mate and other unpatriotic Angry Birds, began to instigate our youth to violence.

• But our Noble and patriotic youth completely ignored them, because sensible youth in Nigeria, are more in number than his headless mob.

• Knowing he had no leg to stand on, he allowed himself to be foolishly led to the Tribunal by #Cashactivists, to pursue issues already decided by the Supreme Court, years ago.

• Then they tried using the Labour movement to call for (WARNING?) strikes around the PEPT judgement day. It failed woefully. Kudos to our youth population!

•This man, @PeterObi, continues to instigate his headless and consequently, brainless followers to a violent change of government. I have never seen a more desperate individual.

• There's something sinister and ominous about a man who came 3rd in a race and wants to be declared the winner, AT ALL COST!

• I think it's high time he was pulled in to answer a few questions. Nigerians want to know why Peter Obi, is this desperate.

●Pull him in, heavens will not fall📍
God bless Nigeria.

Jewessgratitud3:
#iyaloja
There is this man that usually sell meat that use to pass where I sell

He will pass and greet me
Normal normal

He will ask shey I am not buying meat I will say no
So he passed yesterday
He greeted

I then told him that na wa o
He will pass everyday and greet me and wnt even say oya o take meat

He then said why didn't I ask
I say torh I don ask now o

Then he gave me meat o
Just like that

He passed today and I told him thank you for yesterday o
Then he said anytime I need meat I should just let him know

I say ok
Then he said can he have my number

I say that one na small thing na

I gave him
E never reach one hour
He don call me say 10 missed call saying hello iyawo

Eyah iyawo ko
I tell am say make e no call me that name o
He said okay dear

Omoh this going to be an annoying journey of meat.

But men.. why? Any little favor, una go request number. Tufia. Can't you people do something for free?😛

UnconventionalT:
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"I am a Nigerian student living in Scotland, A Nigerian Christian guy got in touch with me via WhatsApp and asked for a relationship, saying he got my number off a church whatsapp group that I haven't been to for almost a year now. He said he's prayed about me and God has told him we are good to go. He is a student too.
I was single at the time and haven't been with a Christian brother before, so I decided to give it a chance. It's roughly 2 months and I am at the point where I want to quit.

We got talking on the platform and also through calls, about a week into our relationship/talking stage he asked me to come to his place and cook for him so he can have enough food for the coming week. I was surprised because we hadn't even seen each other at that at time. I told him I cannot, he made a big deal out of it and said stuff like it's not a big deal for me to do that as his wife to be. We got over that and arranged to see for the first time, he suggested my house and I said I don't feel comfortable with either of us seeing for the first time in our houses and we finally concluded on a Bugger King outlet which isn't far from my house. This didn't go well with him tho.

We met for the first time and talked, after that he said he wanted to know my place as it isn't far from Burger King. He came to my place and stayed in my bed till around past 10pm, he tried touching and kissing, I told him I wasn't comfortable and he needed to leave because of time. He got annoyed said his intentions was to stay over at my place, he already told his housemate he isn't coming back home and it's so late now to go back. I told him I cannot allow him sleep at my house for the first time we're meeting, I have a small single bed and you intentionally didn't even say you'd sleep over before. He grudgingly left and dropped 3 packs of youghurt and a bag of unfried chips which I later discovered where all expired at the time he dropped them.

I told him about it and he made a mess out of the situation. He attends a pentecostal church and critisizes other churches, he doesn't really believe in adult taking responsibility for their actions as the devil is most likely responsible for everything, we simply have to pray against the devil.
He's asked for sex multiple times in less than 1 month, I stopped talking to him one time for about 2 weeks and we picked up again. He said he doesn't have to penetrate, we can do every other things to satisfy our flesh. He said doing all that with him is the proof of my love for him which I have strongly disagreed. Sex isn't a prove of love, we are adults and can have protected sex with anyone without loving them.
The only single thing I enjoy about him is that we communicate well, he talks a lot too and that makes our communication half argument, he finds fault in any little thing and blows it out of proportion. I have told him I don't have strength for argument in marriage since we won't be arguing over minute things that get him pissed off now.

Both of us have been getting multiple 12 hours night shifts from work and two nights ago, he asked me what he was going to eat when he gets home the following morning, I knew he was up to something. I told him I can't say, we don't live together and I don't know what you currently have at home. I suggested he buys bread on his way back home. He then asked me to cook for him to eat the following morning, I sincerely let him know I have no soup or stew myself. His response changed and he later called me on same subject, citing how I don't care enough about him to be concerned about how he is gonna eat since he's been working few nights now, he compared himself to a married man that always brings food to work at his workplace. Even gave the guy his phone to talk to me, that one too said I should do things in my power to make my man happy.

I tried to make him understand he isn't married and it might be difficult to enjoy what his married frnd is enjoying. Youve never bought me foodstuff, you haven't worked before and sent me 50 pounds or less for groceries, we are both working night shifts and I sort my own food, why are you angry I can't make out time out of my rest period to come cook at your house to stuck your fridge?

I have been in relationship where I cooked, I personally enjoy cooking, but I have never been with a man that feels to entitled to me doing that for him. He says I'm supposed to be the one cooking for him. He also believes in women abroad sharing bills, but he is too traditional to share house chores"

ADURA123:
Good evening fellow NL members,
My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.

I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating.
Her qualities are
She can cook
She can keep the house clean
She can manage resources
And she is accommodating to my people
In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.

My qualities are
I work and earn like about 700k net a month.
I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of.
I don't drink or smoke
I don't keep late night
and I am the best friend to her and my kids.
Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her.
I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her.
I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.

My decision between now and December is
1 Avoid asking her for lobe making
2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything
3 when she comes close I avoid her.
4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back

Is there anything more I can do for her?
Advice me pls...

dre11:
APC Party Vows To Get Nigerians Arrested If They Protest, Disrupt President Tinubu’s Outing At UN Assembly In New York



https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/12/apc-party-vows-get-nigerians-arrested-if-they-protest-disrupt-president-tinubus-outing

plaindealer:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/09/11/german-chancellor-olaf-scholz-hails-tinubus-reforms-to-visit-nigeria/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Kobojunkie:
So two consenting adults choose to record themselves having sexial intercourse, then one of then decides afterwards to release the video to the public? And people go click, watch, and then come dey complain about wetin exactly? Na wa ooo... see people with too much time on their hands abeg.

This man lives in the U.S. and has 2 children, yet he felt to release a sex tape of himself with a woman who is not the mother of his kids. Is that what a responsible father who even has a daughter ought to do? And if it turns out the videos were released without the consent of the woman in the video, this man could face criminal charges.

APOPTOSIS:
This is more of love-making than sex to me.
In casual sex, wombs are shifted, it's like an Olympic game. No affection nor emotions are attached. Men don't make love to prostitutes, they rather have casual sex with them and walk away like they will never meet again.

However, love-making goes beyond vigorous exercise and miles per hour. In it, there's romance and ambience, with exquisite candlelighting, pheromones impulsivity, angelic beddings and roses as facilitators.

So, I can deduce he was probably making Love to her. Love-making is sensual & erotic. U don't shift the womb of a woman you Love. Never!
That of the other Yoruba Lady called Tiwa can also be likened to Love-making. You could see the fantasy, orchestra and unrelenting ever ready erogenous centers that were inflamed.
The act in Titanic was Love-making and not just sex. You could see Jack was completely at par with Juliet. He first sketched her nude, in such an illusive and captivating ambience which left her dripping in awe.

You must Choose your intercourse wisely.
Some Ladies are built for casual sex while some are designed for Love-making. For example, a lady that stinks has nothing to do with Love-making, else the odor will be more marked. U would want to do quickly & come out

drnoel:
What she did, i.e blocking U is very usual thing they do. She dated you in the past so she knows what U are capable of.
She might have dated akata and am sure she would have been dumped or played by a naija nigger too after the akata.
That's usually the reason they remember old love. The loneliness abroad is too much.
Please don't mind people advising you otherwise cos they would run and follow her immediately. That would only be a mistake if you don't lay your cards right. The decision is yours.

I suggest you, start the brainwashing again. You might have known her too but she is changed,..... more sophisticated. But you can still get her back to eating out of your fingers. Your aim is to get her down so you can japa using her means (if your intention is to leave the country). Note though that she will attempt to ride you cos she now know more people than you do so it's a slow ticking timebomb for you. If you are unlucky 3-4 years or less and the game is over. You must make sure that you have gotten your footing before then.
If you are lucky then things would go smoothly and both of you are still together.
One can't predict with certainty how these things go. I know couples that are still together till now with similar stories like yours. I know couples that are no more together and everyone agrees that 4 years is the usual time it takes to start seeing irregularities in the seems of marriage or long time relationships

fikayormi:
Babe don look around don realized that she is aging and seriously lonely , you are never her first choice boss , you’re just a back up incase things goes south which is currently happening .

If you are ready to be the wife make she be the husband no problem follow her plan .

So you self never get better plan for ur life na person wey don forget you wey no send ur papa you want

With your good job and hustling spirit ,who tell you say you won’t get a beautiful wife , come later japa in the nearest future?