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XtraFortunes:
I am a Christian but this makes no sense. A church just bought the land opposite my compound. Since then they just disturb with their speakers

In the daytime one can bear, but this all night disturbing is what I really dislike. You can do your all night without blasting your speakers to disturb people..

Churches and mosques should be forced to make buildings sound proof. Or hold service without speakers .

With all this disturbance Nigeria is still terribly corrupt. We have to make laws banning this torture. It is inconsiderate

Easy ways to solve that problem. Try to be creative without committing a crime

Interesting15:
by Sunday Akanni


Kindly reflect upon the story of a guy named Fred:

"Fred was a very intelligent and talented guy in his mid-twenties. His parents were strong faithful Christians, and their faith influenced Fred greatly. His parents' faith and influence molded him into a responsible guy who ignored the pleasures of the world (fornication, wild parties, clubbing, alcoholism, etc.) but focused squarely on his future. And so, Fred was obviously on a path to greatness in life.

As at when he was in his final year at the University, he was still on a first-class and was still enjoying various sponsorships from various organizations. In fact, one of these organizations - a multinational company - already promised him a lucrative job immediately after he graduated from the University. The job was attached with lucrative packages, including an official house and an official car. Fred was the envy of everyone in his school, everyone recognized the fact that he had a very bright and glorious future ahead of him.

The problem started when Fred crossed paths with a lady called Vivian. Actually, Vivian was Fred's ex-secondary school classmate. When they were still in secondary school, Fred and Vivian were always contending for the first position each term. They were obviously the brightest students in their class, though they weren't close friends.

And so, Fred was surprised when he received a call from a strange number who later identified herself as Vivian - his former classmate back then in secondary school. She told him she was within the environs of his University and asked for his address.

Afterward, she started visiting him frequently, obviously trying hard to establish a relationship between them, even bringing him cooked food just to make him comfortable with her.

Then, on an unfortunate day, she visited his room on a cold rainy evening, putting on a revealing provocative dress that threw Fred off balance. She lured Fred into having sex with her, and that day, Fred had his first sex right there on his bed.

However, immediately after that encounter, Vivian stopped contacting or visiting him. In fact, she ignores his calls intentionally whenever he tries reaching her. Weeks later, Fred was experiencing changes in his body system. He was frequently getting sick and was losing a lot of weight, getting leaner and dry. His frequent sicknesses made him miss numerous tests and even his final exams. It was when the multinational company that had offered him automatic employment decided to treat him in their private clinic that they discovered the main problem. Fred has contracted a dread sexually transmitted virus! The news quickly spread around the school. Before Fred died a humiliating death, he was subjected to stigmatization and constant ridicule - especially from those who have always been jealous of him.

And that was how Fred, the youngster with a very bright future, thwarted his life just because of a few minutes of pleasure. Indeed, the graveyard is the richest place on earth, as it contains numerous unused potentials and talents.

What Fred never knew was that Vivian, a promiscuous lady, contracted the virus from one of her numerous sex partners. As soon as she became aware of this, she swore not to die alone but to share the virus with various other people, especially those with a promising future.

She drafted a list of those she knew were endowed with talents, intelligence, and a bright future ahead. Then she began getting closer to them one by one, luring them into sex and sharing the virus with the unsuspecting folks........

This is the unfortunate story of Fred, and I'm sure you will have drawn a lot of lessons from it. I want you to understand something. You have a bright future ahead, and you are meant to achieve and do great things in life. I'm confident of this because your Creator - God - created you gloriously.

However, the devil, who is your adversary, hates you bitterly and is bent on destroying you and your destiny. Nevertheless, you are guaranteed safety and immunity when you live your life only within the confines of God's Will by His Word.

Don't ever forget that the devil has numerous agents meant to lure you into sin and get your life ruined. That beautiful lady around you might actually have an ulterior motive towards you, while you think they are innocent. Life is not as shallow as it seems, but very deep. Let the Holy Spirit keep leading you to victory.

You really should change your approach.
This cock and bull story they used to tell teens in the past should have by now lost its effects.
Try to be a little more creative.
God bless

PythonTutorial2:
It seems USA is the one gingering Isreal to put an end to Hamas once and for all.
But even if Hamas can be destroyed (which will be very hard!), the real problem is that some other Palestinians will rise up against Isreal again, sooner or later.

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No probs, if Israel gets to put a major dent in them ability to rise again. They will probably leave Palestine once it gets to hot for them and resurface elsewhere as another group.
You know Islam is all about revenge so they will most definitely come back

dre11:
Punch newspaper


US Rejects Mideast Ceasefire Calls

The United States warned Monday that any Gaza ceasefire by Israel would benefit Hamas, as the European Union considers a call for a humanitarian pause.…



DAILY TRUST

No ceasefire! It would be counterproductive.
Use this opportunity to get rid of them once and for all

officialwdhtv:
I feel so lonely. I feel so sad- Nigerian lady residing in Canada weeps as she recounts her life after relocating

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWSftpQCZO4

Crocodile tears

Cantonese:
While using Obi to make his daily income, Obi matter dey kill Omokri slowly slowly.

Omokri can also use part of the mo ey that he has been earning on social media with Obi’s name to help Mr. Ibu.

Obi will respond

Kobicove:
Is this a real incident that actually happened or one of those Twitter lies?

Twitter lies. You should know fake story when U see one

guobe:
There are some things you hear you will just be like how pathetic can this be.

You are a married woman, you are working in Immigration, you are well paid to some extent as a federal worker.

You communicated with your ex boyfriend abroad that you will be able to do his passport when he comes to Nigeria and when he eventually came you did the passport for him and insisted on reigniting old time flame by sleeping with him.

How pathetic can you be gush.

Do you have proof? If you don't have one then keep quiet.
For all you know she probably went to pray with him

OLAADEGBU:
https://www.analyzingamerica.org/2023/10/700648/?utm_source=myc

This won't deter Israel but rather harden them. Hamas bite more than it can chew on this one

HonNL:
SOURCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-BriedNsQ

I told people that this was one mistake Hamas was going to be allowed to make once, then Israel would be forced to annex Gaza. They were telling me rubbish. It's happening Infront of our eyes now

cl0r0x:
As Israeli dead reach 300



https://www.rt.com/news/584288-israel-strikes-alleged-hamas-command-sites-in-gaza-mosques/

I told them that this attack on Israel was a mistake. No negotiations, Israel would hit back hard and fast. This would probably be there excuse to annex Gaza once and for all

Truths9ja:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/igbo-migrated-from-ife-ooni/amp/

Taaa, Igbos came from Iri which was there before Ife.

motayoayinde:
THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AROUND INSHA ALLAH.

Yep the same God that Israel serves right. Hamas is not ready for this war but Israel is.
Watch the part two

Truthday:
Israel is doing down

Actually Hamas is going to be annihilated after this. History has shown how Israel takes care of these kind of things. Complete destruction of the enemy.
Israel has been preparing for this for ages, the attack may have been surprised but the initiative never left Israel. Their counter would be bloody for every lives they have lost so far

Artiiclebeast:
My initial comment was silly to the extent that your brain could function.

You don't know, don't wanna know, and will never know....

Yenyenyenyen...

Most of you missed it when you traveled and it is understandable to see you guys confused or kinda envious that other people could find it easier than you did with the right information without your nonsense fixation about "skilling up" to be able to earn a living.

Stop the quoting and move on, please.

You got nothing to teach me. I'll encourage anyone that wants to seek a better life to make the move armed with the necessary information and knowledge on how things work to be able to survive.

No one ever told anyone it was going to be easy but it is not always gloomy and impossible...scratch that...

Lol, you are funny but still talking shit.
Let me give you some free advice and schooling.
You can't be across the fence and know what's happening on the other side.
Many people that already experienced the other side have seen both worlds and should usually be able to advise better.
Problem is Nigerians are their worse enemy and never give other Nigerians honest informed advice.
Most of us that travelled earlier saw hell, probably why they give biased advice based on those experiences.
I myself don't give advice cos I know things have changed,...for good or worse, I can't say.
I though encourage everyone to try their luck but do draw the line on crossing illegally.
Schools ends here....
Cheers

Artiiclebeast:
This is as far as your knowledge can take you.

If you don't know, you simply don't know and ignorance becomes bliss.

Looking for a rejoinder, after making a very silly comment. Good for you and good luck with that.
If you want insults I can give you that.
But if it's serious discussion on the issue in question, we can also do so without insults. Though that doesn't exonerate the fact that your initial comment was very silly. I am just saying.
Cheers

Artiiclebeast:
You are calling a closet enemy a friend?

I pity you, bro.

He gets a hard-on from reading about and knowing that he's doing better than you economically and material-wise and all the respect and worship you've been according to him will become a thing of the past.

Most of them hate competition and always revel in the reality of being the ones at the center of all attention.

Even if you are 50 and able to move to the U.S., get serious, work legitimately for the next 5-7 years, and call it a wrap, you will have successfully settled your downlines and created a wonderful retirement plan for yourself with proper planning.

Move, if you can, and with the right plans and connect.

It is good to skill up, but if you ain't got it, you ain't got it and it isn't the beginning and end of life.

There are a ton of zero-skilled jobs where you can make the equivalent of what you currently earn in a month in Nigeria in just a single day..yeah, you heard me right, in a dayyyyy.

Very stupid comment here

CilicMarin:
By Festus Keyamo

Fake news

FreeStuffsNG:
Alhaji Atiku should get ready to be sued for heavy damages. It will take a miracle for him not to be bankrupt by the time he is slammed with CSU damages, and especially if President Bola Tinubu chooses to sue CSU too.

Every of those documents Alhaji Atiku wasted hundreds of millions of naira to get have been investigated by DSS well before today and he had access to the confirmed info as a former Vice President of FRN, CSU had responded to his enquiries on record and Asiwaju Tinubu had raised concern that he was out to abuse the court processes on a fishing expedition. It turns out that he did it to embarrass CSU and President Bola Tinubu. Check my signature for free stuffs!

BS, nothing wrong in atiku's approach. Tinubu can sue all he wants, they can rugged it out in court.
Bear in mind Tinubu is not out of the loop. This was no win for him nor Atiku.
It was just stalemate cos the University said they couldn't find the said result. Doesn't mean Tinubu did or didn't attend the school

Yuri141:
Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, says that the FCT Administration will take a firm decision on open grazing inside the Abuja city centre after consultation with herdsmen.


https://gazettengr.com/well-sit-with-herdsmen-to-explain-why-cows-cannot-graze-inside-abuja-wike/

I do like this man

ChumzyOma:
[b]SOUTHEAST SECURITY AND ECONOMIC SUMMIT, OWERRI, IMO STATE

~ Ifeanyi Ubah Calls For The Establishment Of A Regional Economic Development Commission

Not a bad idea but won't they go there and be trying to out do the other person?

Ragnall:
In saner climes this guy would be locked up asap but he’s friends with apc so nothing will happen

Bad belly

TMKsouth:
It was not quite the mile high club after British Airways pilot Mike Beaton allegedly had a cocaine-fuelled party in Johannesburg on a night off and was unable to fly his plane back to London, British media reported.

Beaton, who is married and has a child, was allegedly snorting cocaine off bare bosoms in Joburg just hours before he was due to fly a plane full of passengers back to Heathrow Airport, the Sun reported.

The Jordan Belfort inspired pilot caused a 12-hour delay of the plane that cost British Airways around £100,000 sterling.

This information came to light after Beaton himself bragged about it to a colleague who sounded the alarm and informed the company of what he had done.

He allegedly texted his colleague with the details of his white night.

Based on the text messages between Beaton and his colleague reported in the Sun, it is understood the pilot was partying with two local men, a female Welsh holiday maker and a young Spanish woman.

"I've lost my shirt somewhere and one of the local lads produces a plate with a few lines of coke.

"So then there's a debate about whose chest is the best to do a bump off,” the text messages quoted in The Sun read.

Beaton had to wait for a new flight the next day and was flown back as a passenger.

A replacement first officer for the flight had to be arranged.

Upon arriving at Heathrow, Beaton was tested for drugs and fired when the results came back positive, Sky News reported.

“Safety is always our top priority. The matter was referred to the CAA [Civil Aviation Authority] and this individual no longer works for us,” British Airways was quoted saying.

Besides losing his job, Beaton could be banned from flying in general, should authorities choose to do so after an investigation is conducted.

Expensive career down the drain. Why social media is dangerous

Bola4boy:
You get mind o. You bang another woman in your house while your wife is around

Why it's super story

Jennyclay:
When I mean elderly men, I mean men in their 60s and above. These set of men are the most romantic men on earth. They are the best. No wonder Regina Daniels choose Ned nwoko over Somadina.

Even though it seems like child molestation when they try to make advances but then, they are so caring, they will give you listening ears, they will pet you and carry you like a pot made of clay, they will send you enough money regularly.

But you see our young men, they are so rude, arrogant, broke, wicked and evil. They don't know how to take good care of their girlfriend but they want to experience true love. Mtchhheeewwww.

Recently a guy sent me 7k to take myself out. E gba mi, 7k? Edakun is it for garri or what? 7k can't even buy my body cream or perfume and he's telling me to take myself out with 7k. I just told him I'm not interested, I don't need his money.
Instead for the shameless broke guy to give himself some standard by saying don't worry dear, I can't collect the money back... The broke guy still went ahead to send me his account details for refund. Trust me, I sent him back his money then block him.

Low standard unromantic broke young men everywhere. Shior.

Then what are U complaining about? Hungry women everywhere

FreeStuffsNG:
Nigeria’s solid mineral deposit worth over $700bn – Dele Alake

https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/20/nigerias-solid-mineral-deposit-worth-over-700bn-dele-alake/

People just picking numbers from the sky like the Nigerian census. Please pray, tell us where you go those figures

Guest2008:
I was just having a conversation with my aunty and she said whether your apartment is clean or not, you must sweep it every morning before any other activity. She also added that preparing for work is no excuse

Buy a robot

ShoeWorld1:
From what I read up there, you're the one seducing your Co-workers.
Must you always bend your waist like a mason turning cement whenever the manager is approaching
And I know you always put on skirts and gowns that are above the knee and tight to show your shapes.


Anyways to answer your question irrespective of your seduction.

You'll start behaving abnormally whenever you're with sex predators. Start doing something disgusting like picking your nose and tasting it
You can also pollute when alone with him and believe me, that perfect picture he has about fvcking your cunt hard will disappear with immediate alacrity.
You can also feel free to tell him that you want to go and poo

I have never heard that someone got fired for doing any of the above things.
And there are more I would like to add but I don't want to write too much.

U can't put the blame on her. That's irrelevant. Give advice without bringing in your archaic mindset

Thonyb2:
https://.ng/2023/09/19/first-lady-governors-wives-move-to-address-japa-syndrome/

But I thought they said Nigerian youths are lazy?
Which one is now this patience and resilience?
Another big word to add to the dictionary of the collective raping of our mentality