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Leyesky40:
someone should please help me get good job, I don't mind if I will need to pay token to get it. I have spent over a year at home and tired of no job. I am a degree holder with a good grade. though, currently in lagos, but I'm ready to relocate to anywhere in the world as for work.
please, don't let me die of depression, somebody should please help me with good job.....
help please!!!

If you are this desperate then look within and look around you will find something that can help you cope pending when you get a job. There are lots of open source software online that are very useful for solving problems and making money. For example, you could learn R or Python and use them to design solutions that may be needed in schools, research institutes etc. Some, if not many lecturers are lazy and would need the assistance of ghost writers who can author research papers on their behalf in exchange for some cash! If research or analysis is not your way what about marketing and acting as a middleman connecting sellers to buyers and getting a commission. There are lots of things you can do if you can develop your passion into skills and leverage on the problems in the country to make money.

This is the key to staying afloat! Nigeria is tough. Those you are asking to help you with a job are themselves looking for a job and those who already have a job are busy looking for a better job and those who have a better job are looking to fix their family members and relatives in high paying jobs. Hardly will you find a good Samaritan who will assist you without gaining something in exchange.

In the end it comes down to you and GOD. Do your part and hope on GOD for better days!

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Humans and injustice? Can that mother-in-law accept the nonsense she is dispensing to another man? Can she allow the mother of her spouse or even her own mother place a check on the marital activities in her own home? Such an act is never to be condoned...personally I will not allow such a long visit in such a cramped space, unless the my mother-in-law is prepared to leave with her daughter when she is leaving...what nonsense!

Most NGO jobs are in the North - since bulk of the problems that attract grant funding are in the north: insurgency, VVF, maternal mortality, infant mortality, lack of potable water and of course poverty on a massive scale. Some of the states where these NGOs are heavily concentrated in are: Kano, Jigawa, Benue, Abuja, Gombe, Adamawa, Yobe, Borno and Kebbi states among others and more often than not they recruit for Monitoring and Evaluation officers, Program Managers, Data Managers etc...The problem with these jobs is this issue of man-know-man. If you check job listing websites you will see that these NGOs recruit for these positions over and over again and I suspect that it is because they keep recruiting northerners who may not be competent for the job and require further training...This is why most NGOs recruit for an initial period of say 6 months to 1 year to gauge your performance and if they are satisfied they will renew your employment with them otherwise both the person employed and the NGO will return to the labour market - as the person employed will be fired and the NGO will be back again recruiting...

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...this saga has revealed how terrible the Nigerian educational system is...a person is accused of a crime and without evidence from the accuser, without a prosecution and without a conviction, a large mass of gullible cow-like Nigerians are already condemning the accused...no wonder our politicians have decided never to bring about reforms in our educational system...they like the fact that most Nigerians are plain dumb and stupid...it makes governance quite easy!

Littlejay:
And boom. With all the atheist. Nigeria is still.......

And boom. With all the babalawo, mosques and co. Nigeria is still.........

Revelations 2:1-5
This is what you must write to the angel of the church in Ephesus: I am the one who holds the seven stars in my right hand, and I walk among the seven gold lampstands. Listen to what I say. I know everything you have done, including your hard work and how you have endured. I know you won't put up with anyone who is evil. When some people pretended to be apostles, you tested them and found out they were liars. You have endured and gone through hard times because of me, yet you have not given up. But I do have something against you! And it is this: You don't have as much love as you used to. Think about where you have fallen from, and then turn back and do as you did at first. If you don't turn back, I will come and take away your lampstand.

I can easily guess that many of the hypocrites praising TB Joshua now were among those who lambasted him with the accusation that he is selling miracle water...fickle humans! So pathetic!

Seetto:
Reason why I like shariah..
Eye for an eye..
Let his own hand too go..

Simple.

It is clear that it is the shariah law that the murderous man applied here... (As for) the thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they earned (i.e. committed) as a deterrent (punishment) from Allah. And Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.” (Quran 5:38) The boy fished at the back of his house and was punished for stealing by having his hands chopped off... This is well known to Muslims in Saudi Arabia, the hub of Islam and if you want a live show of an execution of the above Sura check this out: https://www.catholic.org/news/international/middle_east/story.php?id=55967

I wonder what Allah was thinking...did he forget that after amputating the hands of the thieves he would have successfully rendered them permanent dependants and even if they repented in the future and chose to do honest hardwork the loss of their hands would be a major obstacle?

Allah has no mercy on his slaves...

Anyone supporting this dangerously stupid lady is just as dangerously stupid as she is...Just imagine the level of stupidity! I am sure both satan and GOD are amazed at this level of stupidity. After some kissing and caressing 'he started to hit me ... then he began to hurt me a lot, and I asked him to stop because it hurt.' ...the idiot boldly claimed she got into kissing and caressing without being forced and all of a sudden is trying to create a rape scenario... Only an outstanding idiot of a lady would willingly get into kissing and caressing - which are both sexual acts - and claim she was raped! I know some idiots in the ranks of this idiotic lady would claim that kissing and caressing are not sexual acts but these same idiots will be in a hurry to accuse a man of pedophilia if he is found kissing and caressing a child without penetrative se.x being observed...It's high time special reformatory homes be built to treat women with special levels of stupidity!

Jokerman:
Lol... Who no go one baptize here Sadly, this is not the prerequisite for making heaven... I'll gladly do my 2nd baptism here anyway

What then is the prerequisite for making heaven?

Mumu...so Adam was a boy. The dude just ate the fruit on the recommendation of the wife without question...so your first father was a boy ba? So Abraham too was a boy, as he just dived into another woman on the recommendation of his wife...Ok Samson too was a boy, as he just vomited his secret after relaxing on fresh laps, what about Cleopatra turning the head of Julius Caesar like a barber's chair...Dude when women reconfigure your soul, you go sabi sey woman get their own unique capacity to influence and you will finally come to agree that even you are a little boy too!

veecovee:
I agree with you on prayer my dear, cause it is inevitable. In fact, one's prayer life determines how far he could go.

But one problem I think you have is doing one thing and leaving the other undone, which the Lord warned in matt 23:23. The Bible says that the Lord would preach in the temple in the day and in the night, He would go up to the mount and pray. Remember that He preach of being born again of water and Holyspirit and also preach of hell. Apparently, no one in the Bible preached and warned the people about hell like the Lord Jesus Christ, read these: matthew 5:22, matthew 25:46, mark 9:43-48, Luke 16, revelatn 20:10-15 etc.. I hope you are not claiming to be wiser than the Lord my dear. If you don't warn the people of hell, how would they know the punishment awaiting sinners.

This is a public forum, pls let us balance everything we are saying cause lives are being shaped. That I didn't focus more on prayer or Holyghost doesn't mean that I'm ignorant of their importance. I may be lead by the Holyghost to warn the people about hell, while you may be lead by the same Holyghost to preach to them on the importance of the Holyghost or prayer. Pls don't come out to the public forum, saying that your own area is more important, cause many who prayed in the Holyghost when they were alive are in hell right now.

I would encourage you to change your strategy, I mean, pray and intercede for them in your secrecy and preach of being born again, baptised of water and Holyghost and also warn them of hell. I do all these, but right now I'm preaching on how sister should appear physically to avoid ending up in hell after being filled with Holyghost on earth. All things work together for good to them that are called.

Shalom!

Clearly you do not believe in the power of the HolyGhost to bring about the change needed in a person's life, rather you believe in the power of your repeated sentence of damnation passed on to those who barely know their left from their right...that is why you can believe easily that after being filled with the HolyGhost, directed by the HolyGhost and transformed by the HolyGhost a person can still go to hell...you should be preaching to many of your sisters who cover all and sundry but their sins are not covered before the sight of GOD. You should be preaching to the many sisters who throng church looking like saints but lack the power of GOD and have kept all those in the darkness waiting and earnestly expecting the light (Romans 8:19)...the church is increasingly failing the world not because of their dressing but because they lack of light of the HolyGhost to light up the darkness of this world...All you have to do is lead the world to Jesus, and through Jesus they get baptized and the HolyGhost will take care all the teaching, warning etc...unless you claim to be smarter, wiser and probably holier than the HolyGhost!

Seek ye first the Kingdom of GOD (Matthew 6: 33), and what is the Kingdom of GOD, It is righteousness, peace and joy in the HolyGhost (Romans 14:17)...the only thing you should be helping Christians attain is being baptized, being full and being led by the HolyGhost and the HolyGhost will handle the rest! You can preach hell all you want, in the end you will realize its futility!

The problem with our world is not that the bad are doing their worst but that the good and not doing their best...Christians who claim to be so righteous enough to correct others are themselves so devoid of grace that all they do is warm the pews every once or twice a week.

A person is initiated into witchcraft and in a matter of a week the person is already displaying power and dominion but a brethren joins a church and after 10 years he/she doesn't even know what eternal life is, who the HolyGhost is, what it means to be led, what it means to prophesy, what it means to discern, what it means to be still, what it means to fast, what sowing is, what authority is and what love really means...but we know how to dress, like I need to go to church and be saved just to learn how to dress well...

This nonsense Christianity we are practicing and getting comfy with has to stop!

veecovee:
Thanks for these lines.

I thought you are one of those who are of the opinion that, "it doesn't matter what someone puts on outwardly." Remeber, covering the body only can't save anyone, secondly no one who is not spiritually fine tuned, would be saved. We must not do one and leave the other undone. The sinful woman wept, which is a sign of repentance and Godly sorrow. I tell you again, all who are of the opinion that it doesn't matter are going to end up in the pit of hell, cause there's no repentance in them. And those that have the Holyghost should study the Bible, pray and seek the face of God quickly, and perfect their in and out before death comes their way, cause no one is excusable.

Shalom!

You say the bolded like you really want it to happen...and that's not of GOD! Jesus is so desperate to save a soul, He saved the thief on his side at Golgotha without him asking for his sins to be forgiven, without him asking for baptism, without him going through any of the salvation methodologies preached by denominations all around the world...in Luke 9:55-56 the sons of thunder, James and John, were prepared to call down fire on Samaritans for refusing them company, but Jesus told them explicitly: Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but ti save them... People who say the bolded often say it like it is a pleasure for them to watch people plunge into the pit of hell and more often than not they do nothing but say the bolded day in day out...we must repent of this and adopt the attitude of sorrowing in the place of pray for sinners that they may yield to the prompting of the HolyGhost, repent, be baptized and become soldiers in the army of Christ!

Nowadays it has been established that the preaching of hell cannot and will not make people repent...you can shout all day from megaphone, scream it from the rooftops and publish it on billboards and it will not make anyone repent. Even in the church, there are many so called pastors, who preach about hell, yet they do daily what the inhabitants of hell once did...it has never worked. It didn't work for the Israelites in the days of old. Moses warned them of the Babylonian slavery if they sinned, yet they still went ahead to sin, they sinned so much that GOD punished them all to wander in the wilderness till they all die off with the exception of the elders, Joshua, Caleb and all under 20 children - and ultimately they still went into the same slavery prophesied by Moses (Leviticus 26:14-39)!

The only thing that I know, and I stand to be corrected, that can penetrate the stony hearts of fallen men is the intercession of the saints...this is what avails much, the fervent effectual prayer, and without it all other strategies will often be futile. Lets stop preaching damnation and start interceding for each other and groaning in prayer for each other till Christ be made manifest in us all.

veecovee:
Dear, this is a public forum and people are reading through your lines. Are you supporting the level of skimpy wears in our Holyghost filled Pentecostal churches?

If not, then say it once and for all. That is what I'm simply against. I know that without HOLYGHOST, we can do nothing. At the same time, all who claim they have
the Holyghost, and dress lasciviously (skimpy) are controlled by the flesh and shall all end up in hell. Galatians 5:16-20

Dear, I am not supporting anything but the indwelling, infilling and leadership of the HolyGhost. The so called pentecostal churches have moved the HolyGhost to the back of the church including the churches where dressing and looks is considered top priority. I once spoke with a lady, who was from such a denomination where you must dress and look holy, about the baptism of the HolyGhost and she confessed she barely knew what it was and that though church leaders in her church organized such services once in a while she could not exactly say she has been baptized in the HolyGhost. This is the trap I speak of. Now here is a lady who has been told what to do. Don't wear this, don't wear that, don't say this, don't say that and she has been obeying these rules faithfully but sadly and unfortunately she barely even knows who the HolyGhost is! This is alarming.

Now such a sister will be complemented by many to be a good Christian but she doesn't know she is a vehicle running on an empty tank...

Please read the book of Luke 7: 37-48 it tells of a woman who was known as a SINNER by Luke. Jesus Himself knew she was a sinner and the Pharisees knew she was a sinner, yet this woman came into the location where Jesus was, wept at His feet, dried her tears on Jesus' feet with her hair, got a box of ointment (probably gotten from her sinful business), and used it to anoint Jesus' feet...now tell me, why did she do that? The sinful lady got forgiven of her many sins because of the love she showered on Jesus (Jesus Himself testified of this in Luke 7:47) now tell me how did this sinful lady know Jesus who can forgive sins? Why did this sinful lady come to the feet of Jesus weeping and not laughing? Who told this sinful lady that Jesus was the messiah? Because if this sinful lady did not know Jesus to be the messiah she would not have literally worshiped Him as she did! She literally made herself a slave of Jesus - washing Jesus's feet with costly water, her tears (are tears cheap), drying Jesus feet with her well made hair (how many rich people on earth enjoy that privilege of having women dry their feet with their hair) and anointing Jesus' feet with costly ointment...all these are an act of total worship and submission to the deity of Jesus.

What is my point, you may ask! My point is there are some, I said some, of those skimpy dressed ladies in church who are like the lady Jesus encountered in Luke 7:37-48. They are horrible sinners but they are in church seeking help. Some of them have been in that church for years hoping and waiting for redemption, salvation, deliverance and freedom but sadly, painfully and unfortunately many of them have been waiting in vain...why (Romans 8:19)? Because the bulk of our church leaders are chasing many vain objectives other and not the baptism of the church in the HolyGhost and in Fire (Luke 3:16).

Dear, putting on the attire of a harlot is evil and yes I agree with you that it has to stop, but it will not stop by merely telling people to stop, or by telling them they will go to hell if they don't stop (after all many who have heard of hell still commit a ton of sins), it will only stop when the HolyGhost causes the transformation from within and naturally they will find those whorish attires and sinful lifestyles distasteful and appalling. They will change on the terms of GOD the HolyGhost and not on the terms of a preacher, church leader or anyone else. This was prophesied by the mouth of Ezekiel, please see: Ezekiel 36: 25-31.

The HolyGhost already began the transformation in the life of the lady in Luke 7:37-48 and that was why she did all she did. Even as a sinner she was inspired by the HolyGhost and she ultimately got forgiven, her sins blotted out and she became Christ's true follower...this is what we are to advocate for herein lies the very foundation of the life in Christ.

veecovee:
Matthew 8:11-12

veecovee:
Matthew 8:11-12

It's interesting that you quoted this verse...in those days, the Jews considered themselves to be the children of the Kingdom because they had the law and lived by the law yet Jesus told them that ...many will come from the east and west and sit down with Abraham...in the kingdom of heaven and by this Jesus was referring to the Gentiles (including the Roman Centurion) who never knew the law let alone live by it but Jesus had faith that out of these Gentiles will come those who never knowing the law will believe the gospel; accept the sacrifice, sonship and deity of Christ; and receive the baptism of the HolyGhost. The occurrence of these events will usher them into the kingdom but Jesus said again: But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness... Why? Why would this happen to the Jews and all those considered to be the first love of Christ, well it is because they have fallen into the trap of living by deeds of what they think to be right and not being transformed, filled and led by the HolyGhost, because have never known the HolyGhost and neither do they understand who He is (John 14:17).

The HolyGhost is the KEY to the Kingdom of GOD, without Him, one can live a lie all his or her life thinking he or she is doing what is right not knowing that he or she is headed in the direction of damnation...

veecovee:
Pls go back to the picture and check whether I wrote keep only your body holy, or whether I wrote keep your spirit and body perfectly holy?

It's obvious that your spirit can't be holy without the holy spirit. And your spirit is not perfectly holy, if your body is not well dressed, cause the Bible says "out of the spirit comes all issues of life. So the way you talk, behave, dress, etc, comes out your spirit. My dear, if your spirit is truly holy, i mean if you have the Holyghost you are emphasizing on ... you wouldn't dress any how, cause the Bible says the the Holyghost would teach us all things. Many have the endtime spirit, thinking they have the holyghost.

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No where in my post did I allude to you focusing on dressing alone...all I am saying is the very emphasis on dressing, which is what the picture shows, could lead to a trap. Your picture did not say dressing is all that counts, rather it emphasizes dressing and this is what I mentioned could lead to the syndrome of looking holy but not being holy... The HolySpirit unlike what many would have us believe is a gentle spirit that causes transformation at different rates in different people. Some people had the HolySpirit and were radically transformed - e.g Paul (in just a matter of days he was already preaching the gospel Acts 9:17-20) but some others like Peter had their transformation happen over time - e.g Peter, who after receiving the HolyGhost on Pentecost was still struggling with THE FEAR OF THE JEWS (Gal 2:11-12) (which is a work of the flesh and not a fruit of the regenerated spirit).

The HolyGhost does this transformation at his pace...just as a person cannot just jump from being a baby to being an adult so also some traits in the soul of man could take time for the HolyGhost to deal with but yet we see some of the evidence of the formation of Christ in the person.

Holiness by environmental coercion is different from holiness by inspiration. Many who look righteous do so because the environment they live in enforces it (and here in lies the case of the Muslims) and not necessarily because it came by the inspiration of the HolyGhost living in them. If we all emphasized the baptism of the HolyGhost and the continuous infilling with the HolyGhost we will see people produce righteousness out of inspiration and not out of coercion.

This is why I emphasized that we ought to drop all other criteria we teach and preach...we need to drop them all and focus the church on getting people baptized, filled and led by the HolyGhost - this is the only event that can restore the church, bring the revival and make the bride ready for the return of Christ.

There are many so called Christians today, and I have encountered many of them, they dress excellently well, they speak in tongues at the slightest provocation, they participate in church activities, they go by the names pastor, evangelist etc but their lives are completely void of the action of the HolyGhost - malice, resentment, lack of forgiveness, anger, hate, strife, divisions and denominationalism have occupied so much of their soul that you they can no longer hide it from the world.

I still say it, the day the HolyGhost is restored as the Surgeon General of the Church, the Accountant General of the Church, the General Overseer of the Church, the Teacher of the Church, the LORD and GOD of the Church is the day that the church will become an unstoppable force against satan and his agents.

And instead of the banter, we should be praying for each other...if 100 brethren could make it a point of duty not to judge anyone but to pray, not for themselves but, for the other 99 members of the group, whilst we confess to each other our faults, sins, troubles, weaknesses and temptations...the HolyGhost will see the love they have for each other and dwell in their midst, fill them and empower them! But when we keep saying ohhh, this is what I believe in and if you don't believe it then you are wrong and we keep doing this back and forth, we will never have the HolyGhost work amongst us

The HolyGhost works perfectly well where there is a mutual bond between people and though they may have different levels of supernatural maturity they have one mind towards needing to be exactly like Jesus Christ, being filled with the HolyGhost and please the father in a world full of darkness.

I want you to learn from the conversion story of Paul, he was baptized in the HolyGhost and in a matter of days he was already bashing and crushing the same satan he sided with just days before his baptism... Acts 9:1-21. Instead of preaching righteous works, I'd rather preach the HolyGhost and his power to deliver, save and empower!

biggestbros:
Sincerity is gone, deceit is the order of the day.
Men are scared of their first wife so majority keep away their second and other wives and kids, the men who yet to have other families have side chicks abi na chicken.

majority of the women who says they cannot share dick are only decieving themselves,very few say 5 out of 100 men is not fucking more than one lady or woman. many men have even lost count.

Well wake up...women cheat even as much as the men! So what do we do about that? Do we advise that women bring their alternative men home and make them second husbands? Faulty logic!