₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
There's nothing wrong with a little porn. Just like a little wine. The key is to have self discipline, so you don't get addicted

Sirmwill:
Nigeria faces Cameroon again

This time not AFCON but Boxing

As usualo


They will always be defeated 😁

alsudan:
Thiefnibuu and his clowns can feel what is coming.

The secret memo he sent to Governors and Mallams for them to beg the citizens won't stop what's cooking.

If Hungry man na Angry Man, then you can only imagine wetin Hungry Man way the fast go be.

robosky02:
The right way to go

1.Declared the position vacant

2. Call for application

3. Interview the candidates

4. Employ the best

immortalcrown:
Why didn't you use the same building design to compare the different roofing styles? You can see that the Gamble roofing style on the first building will not be so bad on the second building but the flat roofing style on that second building will look so bad on the first building.

Therefore, my preference depends on the building design. Duplicate the first building design, try roof A on one copy of the building and try roof B on the other copy of the building. Do the same on the second building design. Then, you will clearly get my point.

I also think that roofing style is not always about style choice but about purpose. For example, solar panels can be the reason for the flat roof. A helipad on a building calls for a flat roof. Weather condition can also influence roofing choice. Imagine a house with a flat roofing style under heavy snow. The flat roof can pack enough snow to pull down the building.

blackpanthar:
EVERYONE ON THAT LIST HANDED HER OVER TO THE HUSBAND ON THE WEDDING DAY.......... so it is over. Her choices should be based on HERSELF and HER HUSBAND. Simple.

Visions can always be cancelled.

Hezzyluv:
#3,500 to 4k for the two

#1,800 each at most, #2,000

TINTINABULATION:
This is not the right move honestly. It is obvious the Federal Government of Nigeria is tired of spending billions to feed these inmates.

Rather than decongest the prisons, the Federal Government of Nigeria should look at ways of generating revenues through these able-bodied young men just languishing in prison, eating our foods and contributing nothing to the economy.

It may interest you to know that those Chinese Construction workers are prisoners in their country almost completing their jail term.

We can adopt same model. We have fallow lands where these inmates can work and boost Agriculture. All will be well.

Anatakuebira:
Abeg how many of us do not really understand this Binance and naira wahala? Gather here, we have a meeting.

ppogba:
ARISE TV is down too.

No money for fuel.

Sermon1:
**Report: Social Media Outage Crisis**

*Date: March 5, 2024*

*Subject: Widespread Outage of Facebook and Instagram*

*Executive Summary:*
On March 5, 2024, Facebook and Instagram, two prominent social media platforms owned by Meta Platforms, Inc., experienced an unprecedented and widespread outage. Users worldwide reported difficulties accessing their accounts, encountering unexpected logouts, and being unable to log back in. This report aims to provide an overview of the outage, its impact, and the official response from Meta Platforms.

*I. Outage Overview:*
The outage affected millions of users, disrupting their daily digital interactions and connectivity. Social media, serving as a vital communication tool, became inaccessible for an undisclosed number of users, raising concerns about the reliability and resilience of major online platforms.

*II. Official Confirmation:*
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta Platforms, released a statement confirming the outage. In his communication, he acknowledged the technical difficulties and assured users that dedicated teams were actively working to resolve the issues. The statement emphasized the company's commitment to restoring normalcy swiftly.

*III. User Experience:*
User frustration manifested across various online platforms as individuals sought alternative means to express their discontent. Memes, humor, and collective expressions of frustration filled the digital space, highlighting the significant impact that social media outages can have on the emotional and social well-being of users.

*IV. Potential Ramifications:*
Businesses and influencers heavily reliant on Facebook and Instagram for marketing and engagement faced challenges during the outage. The incident underscores the vulnerability of businesses that depend solely on a single platform for their online presence, highlighting the need for diversified digital marketing strategies.

*V. Conclusion:*
As the outage persists, users and businesses alike anxiously await the resolution of the technical issues affecting Facebook and Instagram. Mark Zuckerberg's acknowledgment and commitment to resolving the problem provide reassurance, but the incident underscores the fragility of our digital interconnectedness and the necessity of contingency planning in an era heavily dependent on online communication and social media. Further updates will be provided as the situation develops.

Gem Fash.

OkanlawonB:
BALKAN Airlines, the Bulgarian Airlines. The one our badmouth people nicknamed PANGOLO was about the cheapest airline flying from Lagos to Europe in those days.

AEROFLOT, the russian Airlines was another cheap communist airline that flew the Lagos - Europe route in those days.

Both Airlines had their Salesoffices/Outlets at the Tafawa Balewa Square, Lagos.

Malroux:
I doubt if he meant it.

Capernum:
Papa. The most lovely influential old man living in Nigeria presently.

If Baba refuses to talk on a matter, believe me, it NOT your turn to speak.

Celebrate wisdom. Celebrate grace. Celebrate vision. Celebrate exemplary living. Celebrate a no-scandal living for several decades.

Happy birthday dear daddy G.O.

nazicartel:
Let me get something. They will be transporting the gas from Rivers/Edo to the North abi?... Anyway, that's not my issue.... The govt should just hands off on anything related to gas. They should privatize them after much scrutiny. They keep some percentages in all the companies.... The govt can't do anything good.... $700m would've been used for something good

eepeepook:
Abuja suppose dey the list. I lived in a house wired all the way from the financial district. We had steady electricity all through my two year stay. The voltage was low whenever the national grid was down, however no blackouts of any sort. Living there was no different from being abroad. I completely forgot how it felt to sleep in darkness.

VeryWickedMan:
OP Naira is still there. Search well.
It's just been rebranded to Shege (SHG).

JayPeeOham:
The smell from ordinary shea butter sef is enough to make me puke talk more of cooking with it, na suicide be that one ooh!

Thank God for Jimpo Ori for coming through with the perfumed Ori with a fine smell that can comfortably pass for air freshener 😀

VeryWickedMan:
I will test it on my preeq first.

Jennyclay:
Biko, easy with your lies, Nigeria isn’t that bad for egg roll to be sold for #600

I bought egg roll and sprite on Thursday here.

Egg roll is #350 in my area, then sprite is #300.

FreeStuffsNG:
Lagos has done it again!

The benefits of the internet is so numerous that any society not actively deploying it is left behind in this global village economy.

This data perhaps explains why fake news is more prevalent in those regions in those regions of Nigeria with poor internet use to investigate and confirm if what they heard or shared with them as 'news' is true or false.

But for Rivers state, the whole of the defunct old Eastern region of Nigeria would have been completely missing on the list of top 10. Delta used to be substantially part of old Western region and later part of Mid-west.

I am profoundly proud of the Southwest in terms of how it is increasing its use of ICT and the state Governors must do more. I am not surprised about Kano, they are to the North what Lagos is to the whole of West Africa. Katsina is the one that pleasantly surprised me. This is one of those great times you get good news from Katsina.

Please invest in Lagos today if you love Lagos, the owners of the land and you want great returns on investment and the best investor friendly experience in Africa!

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Lucasinho:
As if they have been given steady light

Since this February, hate wan kill person for FCT

Dundalk:
Oya show love

successmatters:
Na lie o

Maybe Nigerian brewery products. People are still drinking Hero beer like water.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Nice one...tech and science gives me orgasm
very simple...not working for business account though
Click the three dot on top of your WhatsApp
Then click on settings. Click on account and click on add account
Easy pizzy

Tech and science be giving humans joy

And religion be adding problems to our lives
I die here on my table this afternoon bombing and keyboarding

Not a fan of ios(apple phones) but I'm a die hard fan of macos(apple laptop)
Have spend so much money acquiring macbook

OAM4J:
lol... I was just lucky.

Imagine a keeper I didn't select cos he was facing City, came from the bench with an assist, 12 massive saves and a bonus point, despite losing to City.... the 10 points from Flekken gave me the win and I gained all these because I was lucky that Turner that I picked did not turn up.

2special:
How can you buy this for ₦2,000

jesusjnr2020:
True love is a life saver, so endeavour not to do anything anytime, anyday, including today, that will go against true love and make it to be of none effect in your life.

God bless.

Kobojunkie:
By any chance, was your mother religious? Was she a member of any church were she prayed regularly or prayer groups or the likes?

esemes256:
Mod please update this thing. It is Luton 1 : 2 Man Utd

EreluRoz:
It is well.

I hope asiwaju is not under attack because I didn't know him to be a failure in governance.