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[quote author=Glorified_Tunde]How would u respond to this?
ABOKI: I dey craze?
Ans:[/quote]Ans: No be small

Shollypopz: Number 4 and 7 killed me!! The others, not so funny

One that baffle me most, a conductor give a dude dirty slap the dude ask: u slap me?
i said no, he just check ur tribal mark.

God have mercy

These two words are found common using among ladies nowadays BUT & JUST

in a statement like:
1. I dont love you BUT....
2. I dont need the money JUST that...
3. I can help u cook that delicious food BUT....
4. I'm not sayng u should give me money for the clothe i JUST want to tell you e.tc

why are they always using these words?

Thnk God for safe delivery, only God knows what will hav happened

Then wait na u will soon turn to his choice and u may do it till u add zero @ back of ur three.

Funny questions people ask in obvious situations

1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.

2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?

3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!

4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...

5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people.
Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth.

See dem all dreaming billionaire

Women are twice as likely to accept a date from a stranger if they have just heard a romantic song, according to a study.

Around 52 per cent of the women who had listened to romantic music gave him their phone number compared to 28 per cent whohad heard ‘neutral’ music, it was reported in the journal Psychology of Music.

The study only looked at the effect of romantic music on women. Professor Adrian North, a psychologist at Heriot Watt University, said the influence of music on romance was harder to study in men.

No wonder they are runing after 2baba, twins Okoye, Debanjo, Tima

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1343561/Music-really-food-love-Women-twice-likely-date-stranger-slushy-songs.html

This is the real snake that decieved EVE in the Garden of eden, thank God they finally killed it.






Another history

Before you clock 30, you should know ...

1. How to fall in love without losing yourself.

2. How you feel about having kids.

3. How to quit a job, break up with a man/woman, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.

4. When to try harder and when to walk away.

5. How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next.

6. The names of the secretary of state, president, powerful man of God, your great-grandparents, and the best tailor in town.

7. How to live alone, even if you don’t like to.

8. Where to go -- be it your best friend’s kitchen table or a yoga mat/eateries -- when your soul needs soothing.

9. That you can’t change the length of your legs, the width of your hips/Dic**k, or the nature of your parents.

10. That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it’s over.

11. What you would and wouldn’t do for money or love.

12. That nobody gets away with smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or not flossing for very long.

13. Who you can trust, who you can’t, and why you shouldn’t take it personally.

14. Not to apologize for something that isn’t your fault.

15. Why they say life begins at 30.

What's on your personal list of things should know -- and possibly do -- before turning30?

i laugh soteeee i fall for ground, niaja for show

buhak: AM YET TO SEE ALL THIS THINGS IN IKOTUN LOCAL GOVERNMENT

Pls relocate to where you can see it live and direct i.e Ago-Palace way, Oshodi, VI e.t.c

Fashi Baba..

Sometimes we want people to applause us on things we do not even necessary is OK by us but just to satisfied them either in the Church, Mosque, Office, Market, Eateries, Relationship e.t.c.

Have you ever did something and poeple are trying to condemn you but your conscience is judging you right, that you have satisfied yourself?

For me i always try to please people don't no why and it hurt always!

I reserve my comment

They don talk am again, mak i continue wit my Tonto music jare chioooooo

991: @Op, do you live in the village? just asking.

No

If you see python accidentally in your room can you kill it or call people to kill it?

I will kill and cook it

i know some woman will not enter that room for good six months while some men will use jet to fly away

Uhh-hhmmm mean what or u want to officiate the match


Go utd Go

Which tribe always won Miss Nigeria
Judge urself

lookmangiw: please i need honest answers. where are all this money taken to?

From who

israel007: Where is our country headed? Is Jonathan sleeping or just merely clueless

@ bolded
Israel

All of you are just talking upon what did not concerns you, no matter your tribalistic or ethnics setiment it can't affect poverty rate in Naija and solve the current problem.

Even the person that did the stat is a poor man.

Uhhh-hmmmmm what is the big deal there or na u suppose officiate the match


Another three point for MOOON U jare

Sure i wil try my best!

importer & exporter of.........








Garri

This is a country that we don't value quality engineering work due to our poverty mentality rather believing in crude method/old system that less in cost which make the so called Engineer's not to have confidence in themself by bringing themself low to a level of technician (a lot to say about that), and Nigeria still have a long way to go in terms of technology.

GBAM..case closed c...o....u...r.....t!

How can that be possible
Naija with funny tori sha

She calls more than me to enter 2go

1. Although my relationship with my son has changed, remember that I am still his mother:
“Even though you are the woman in my son’slife now, be considerate of the fact that I used to be the woman in his life.”
“The most important thing that you can do for me as your mother-in-law is to love my son unconditionally. … You’ve now taken my spot as my son’s biggest fan.”

2. Accept me for who I am:
“Don’t try to change me.”
“Accept my eccentricities.”
“Realize that I may do things differently in myhome. Try to understand my ways.”

3. Please respect my age and experience:
“I would like to know how to share some of my experience with you without offending orintruding.”
“Respect my past experiences and realize thatI understand the personalities in the family.”

4. Talk with me about hard things:
“If I have offended you, I may not know this. You have the freedom to say to me, nicely, ‘Remember when you said ______. Did you mean _____?’”
“I am not perfect. Let’s both assume that the other is doing the best she can.”
“If you are feeling hurt by something I did or said, find a way to gently bring it up. You mayeven want to ask me if you could have done something differently.”

5. Try to understand:
“When there are problems in family relationships, each person needs to overlook with grace when possible, and when not, address the issues kindly.”
“Reject bitterness.”
“Don’t judge. There are two sides to any story.”

6. Remember, we are family:
“I really appreciate it when you tell me about some of the family’s funny stories.”
“It’s nice to be invited to events with your parents, brothers/sisters, etc., ... sharing as one big family.”
“Please include me in some of the family activities and traditions.”
“I love it when you ask me to go shopping. I think my son likes the fact that we share this common bond together.”

7. Communicate with me:
“I once felt totally distanced from you and didn't know why.”
“I wish you would ask me for my opinion about some things.”
“I’d love to tell you more about my son’s childhood—please ask me.”
“I wish you would pick up the phone and call me just to chat.”

8. Get to know me as a person:
“I am a person with feelings, beliefs, and ideas, and they are not just an extension of the man you married.”
“Find things that we have in common, and let’s enjoy them together.”
“Please don’t compare me to your parents and how they did things.”

9. Express expectations clearly:
“I wish you would express some guidelines that you expect in your home.”
“Sometimes you interpret my desire to be helpful as criticism of you. I certainly do not intend this. It would help if you would tell me the best ways that I could help you.”

10. Help me know my grandchildren:
“Your children need their lives filled with Grandma and Grandpa.”
“My only grandchild lives hundreds of miles away. When you regularly share pictures of him with me, it means so much.”
“I have tried to communicate with you how much it means to me to keep me informed about my grandson.

11. Take time to express gratitude:
“When you and my son visit, it means a lot to me when you offer to help with the meals and with clean up.”
“It meant a lot to me when you posted on your Facebook page: ‘I am thankful for my mother-in-law! I am so grateful for our great relationship. It is so important! And ever since I got married our relationship has become so natural and I love spending time with her!’”
“Please take time to express your appreciation for a gift by writing a note or calling just to say, ‘Thanks!

12. Thank you!
“Thank you for believing in my son and encouraging him to stay connected with us.”
“You truly are the wind beneath my son’s sails and I really appreciate and love you. You understand my son far better than I do, and I thank God for you.”
“I’ve got the best daughter-in-law God could give. I am so blessed.”

totalbaby: Yes I can fight for my spouse right, if not me then who? NO man, woman, animal, witch, whatever should dare mess with my my man!!!

No bi small ting, i lyk that