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Too late. Such opurtuinity comes but once for most ppl.

You should have slipped her a note on your way out if were so shy you could not talk to her on the bus for fear of what ppl would think or say. Next time make a move and make it fast cos other peeps might just have seen the same thing you have seen.

Anyway you fit just go the bus-stop go mount check point for all the busses wey go pass that junction to see if you go jam am again.

Wow!! No be beans o, but it's possible.

I did it once and although it was tough cos the chick was fine and i was attracted to her sexually, i just could'nt do shit cos we were really close friends.

I dont advice ladies to try this with just anyguy but the answer to the question is yes it's possible but highly improbable.

@ Poster

Thanks for reminding me of my childhood days. Voltron was the bomb. Back in the days I could even draw the sword. My fav was the red lion. I wonder what ever happened to that anime. I always use to wait by the T.V every tuesday or was it thursdays at 4p.m for my weekly does of voltron. those were the days.

It would be a dream if I could lay my hands on the entire serie. I pity the present cartoon network generation kids, they sure missed a true classic.

Voltron was truly the defender of the Universe.

What would you do if you caught either of your parents cheating??

1. Would you report to the other parent??
2. Would you say it's none of your business and walk away??
3. Or would you seize the moment and blackmail the parent involved??

Na wah, wich kine ajuju be dis biko?? Just ask ur parents dis question and see/hear their response. Na slap dem go use correct ur head.

My dear, I use to ask this same question back in the days but not anymore. It is very important o! shikina.

@ Poster

Big up, and keep on sipping, and keep on toasting to the good life.

BUT I'm yet to find half a reason why my beloved beer is better than my sweetheart. After i'm done drinking, all I can think about is spending the rest of the evening in bed with her. So I dont agree with you that there is any reason why beer is better than women. Rather they compliment each other.

Hells no,

Women are shopping freaks. If you must, make sure you go in with only cash, no credit cards. Stand outside the shop so she'd understand that you are in a hurry to leave.

I love my girl, but I just dont like shopping with her.

Lay her down, and flog the shit out of her.

Just kidding.

Walk away for she knows not what shes doing.

@topic

This thread sounds like something one of these Oprah groupies would start.

The head is and will always remain the head regardless of nothing.

If the man has no job, is lazy, and all worth it still does not take away nothing from him with regards to his position as the head. I believe that the bible has a passage that says "The man is the head of the family/woman just as christ is the head of the church". You ladies you should quit trying to assume a position that is out of your reach/job description.

A mans position in the house as the breadwinner can be substituted/transferred to the wife, but the position as the head can never be transferred. He paid the damned bride price, you bear his name, so you remain his subordinate as long as you remain in that marriage.

Men with no jobs can contribute to the household in other ways other than money. If the man is lazy that is another issue entirely.

I'm sorry ladies but it still remains A MANS WORLD, deal with it.

@ poster

Player meji. Keep keeping on.

@ Topic

Friends sister; Tried it but didnt get far. The shit almost cost me a good friend so I backed out. Although I must state this could be very risky.
Ex's sister; Omo this one complicated o! How do I even start it. The girl would have to be really crazy to agree to it.
Landlords daughter; Unless you have alternative housing arrangements I would not advice it, although I see nothing wrong with it.
Sisters friends; Been there, done that. No harm what so ever. Just keep your shit strictly between both of you.
Brothers ex; Also another no brainer. One mans beef is another mans suya.
Friends ex; I can and I will.
Fathers concubine; No go area.
Mothers friend; I can.
Fathers, friends daughter; Very possible, but also a very fragile ground.
Neighbour; Why not, if not.


My opinion

Indecency star by joe budden

Leilah:
but in the topic its say the word discuss. So when youre thinking of marryig a lady would you put it to her that she should remain sexy etc and not get fat?

Yes,

It's something that I have noticed in most peoples marriages. After the first child is born, most women just let themselves go. They become annoying fat and also lazy. I really do not want to cheat on my wife so it would be to her advantage to stay sexy and hot. She has to give me a reason to want to come home every evening and hit that for the next 50 years.

So you see it's important that such things are made known during the courtship period so as to avoid the drama later in the future.

Leilah:
ess, can u please explain weight issues and dress sense please and how this is so relevant to courtship.

It's just like davidylan said. no wrappers 24/7 around the house. I want my wife to look good all the time. save the wrappers for old age.

I need to hear from more ladies.

Also please tell us how you'll feel if the guy you expressed your feelings to starts forming for you, embarasses you or even plays hard to get. I'm dying to know.

If you have paid the bride price to her parents, and the family has recognised you as their in-law. You are traditionally/customarily allowed to put you smartcard into her decoder.
If you do it the legal way i.e through the court, in the presence of witnesses {usually the parents}, that means you are legally allowed to card into her ATM.
If you go to church (N/B; A church permitted by law to perform wedding ceremonies and give out legally recognised certificate), this means you are now spiritually and legally allowed to put your sim in her phone.

Simply cos u have not done the white wedding does not make the union a sin before God. White weddings most times are just a formality or a chance for the union to be blessed by the church. The day the bride price is paid, you are now husband and wife.

I ban you in jesus name

My relationships come with a warning on the pack

_{[color=#990000]Warning[/color[b]]; Pick my calls at your own risk. I will not be held liable for incidences resulting from reading my txt messages, checking my e-mails or answer my phones.[/b]}

@ Moondust
I ban you for banning the person who banned the banner,

@mailmalc

I ban you for picking on a heart broken person.

Birds of a feather flock togerther.
I can not marry an illeterate wife.

If she couldnt attend the university cos of financial constraints, and is still willing to further her education then that is a different issue.

But I want my wife to be an inspiration to my kids both educationally and otherwise.

A non-graduate would not be able to communicate fluently in certain circles. Both of us would be reasoning on different frequency. When my kids come back from the university and start talking university stuff, my wife should be able to communicate with them comfortably.

my opinion

@ Topic

I'm sorry bout your loss but you have really done it.

First of all, You really screwed up big. That said, I think all you can do for now is be there for him. Do not appologize now atleast not immediately. A lot of stuffs are going through his mind right now. All you can do is be there for him. I dont know how long both of you have been togerther but I'm sure you know how to cheer him up.

Be remorseful, show him love, be there for him, drop hints from time to time of how sorry you are, let him know also feel his pain, if his sister understands the situation, use her as a mediator, wait for the perfect time and then remorsefully tell him what happened and then let him know how you are feeling about his attitude towards you.

Remember we guys can be babies at times like this, especially if he was really close to his mum.

It all good, if he really loves you, he'll come around.

I wish you the best in your marriage.

@ Topic

That was wicked sweet. I have laughed my head off.
Good one

LIST OF THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE TO IMPROVE OUR NIGERIAN MOVIEZ

1. Get reasonable stories and scripts
2. Work on how to end their movies (stop the church or police endings)
3. All our actors and actresses need to go get proper training. Meaning their should be a school of acting.
4. We need to work on our special effects cos what they have now is just lame.
5. Instead of releasing 100 foolish moviez a week, they could pump alot of money into one movie and put out a world standard movie.
6. EDIT THE DAMNED MOVIES. I'm sick and tired of hearing these so called actors and actresses dropping english bombs on our movies.
7. Our producers and directors should go abroad (prolly hollywood) and understudy them and learn how to produce good movies.
8. Most of these so called Nigerian moviez stars should be dropped.
9. Too many stars in one movie. Its appauling.
10. Lights, Cameras, e.t.c of good quality should be bought. Some of the picture quality on some movies are a disgrace.
11. Movie Giants such as Paramount, Fox, Warner bros, e.t.c should come in and help.
12. Cinema. i.e Movie should be first released and put in cinemas across the country before being released on DVDS. (like they do in the U.S and India)
13. Sets. I'm sick of watching movies and seeing crowds of people gathered togerther in the background and staring at the actors.
14. Costumes and Make-up. Do I need to explain this. You could watch five different movies and see an actor wearing the same shirt he wore in a previous movie, slippers, e.t.c.
15. PART I, II, III, IV. whats up with that??
16. TO GOD BE THE GLORY, IN GOD WE TRUST, e.t.c. Is thiks really necessary?
17. We need a FILM CRITICS BOARD.

I'll update later.

@ topic

5 days
Reason; The broad was a mooch

I think this dude has issues.

You do not need to cheat on nobody to be a real man.
The definition of a real man is a matter of opinion. I do not believe in this whole foolishness that cos you decide to live a modest life makes you less of a man. What next? if you dont drink beer, smoke, womanize and watch football makes you a foggot?

By their posts we shall know them.

You said if you've never cheated on your girlfriend cast the first stone, well watch out now cos I'm sending a boulder your way.

Grow up man, you have a really f**cked up mentality.

Opps!! Here we go again,

M.K.O Abiola _{(May his soul rest wherever he is at),} would not have been a good president. The whole clamour about that guy was that we were desperate as a country to move from bad military rule to a civil gorvernment.
M.K.O was famous cos he was the only non-hausa candidate that was up for election. If I remember correctly he ran against Tofa which people believed to be a puppet of babangida.

In my own little opinion, late Chief M.K.O Abiola & Kingibe would have been the worst thing to happen to 9ja.


My opinion.

A mans house is on fire so he immediately runs outside and after walking for about one kilometer in order to get a signal on his mobile phone finally called the Nigerian fireservice.

Caller; Hello, Hello please I need help, my house is on fire
Fireman; Where do you live sir
Caller; No. 2 Vincent street off kingdom highway
Fireman; We dont know that address
Caller; Please its not difficult to locate, just come to kingdom highway my wife will be waiting for you there
Fireman; In that case, is the road to your street tarred cos the shock absorbers on our truck are not good
Caller; The road is manageable please hurry.
Fireman; O.k what about water?
Caller; I dont understand
Fireman; Do you have a borehole in your compound??
Caller; Yes, please come now
Fireman; What about light??
Caller; Light for what?
Fireman; Light to pump the water
Caller; Why would you need to pump water, my house is burning
Fireman; Cos there is no light here to pump water into our truck, so we would just use your own water.
Caller; O.k please come already
Fireman; I'm sorry we will not be able to make it after all, cos I have just been informed that the driver is currently queueing at Oando filling station to buy fuel.
Caller; I DON DIE!!
Fireman; Please sir we advise that you to please move as far away from the house and start praying for rain to fall. have a merry christmas sir.

1. No of kids
2. No joint accounts
3. Kids names
4. Will she work or not
5. Visitation rights of family relatives
6. Sex (Frequency,positions and toys)
7. Late Nights
8. Medical history
9. Bills
10. Where we hope to be , time from now
11. Infidelity
12. Weight issues
13. Dress sense
14. Fears
15. Dreams
16. Likes and dislikes
erm,

I like the fact that I hate the things I dont like,

This is the AI peeps doing what they do best,

Why are peeps acting like they havent heard worse stuff.

In 9ja anything is possible.

Kobojunkie:
About the using it for the poor instead, I have answered that very question so many times now giving verses from different places in the Bible. In this case, I would like to refer you to these verses in the Bible ,


MATTHEW 26 Vs 7 to 13


7 There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.

8 But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste?
disciples John 12:4

9 For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor.

10 When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me.

11 For ye have the poor always with you; [b][color=#990000]but me ye have not always.
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12 For in that she hath poured this ointment on my body, [b]she did it for my burial.[/b]

13 Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached in the whole world, there shall also this, that this woman hath done, be told for a memorial of her.
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Look you keep trying to play that Bible angle in vain, if you are cannot show me where Jesus said Using a COMPUTER is not SIN, please know that you have nothing against the Man but bitterness that he did not use the money according to the way you want instead. I am serious, I have made the same point over and over now. No where did God say NO to such. This is just your opinion which is based on bias and holds no water in the Religious world of Christianity.

SO I ask he Built a 7.7 billion naira house for wat?? Whose burial?? Please explain,