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donaldtruman:
I earn at least #550k montly.

Can you just set aside N400 every month as your savings and report back after 12 months, to tell us how much that is?

Even you will be shocked at how much you have already lavished/ wasted on that lady.

This is the best time to save for your future children, Oga. Stop been wasteful.

Give to your girlfriend, but don't make yourself a burden bearer to her.

You are too relaxed on your job. Remember things change either way. Be visionary, be prudent and be careful. Cut down on your expenses.

Escabado:
[advice pls.

If all this things u said is through, it means she is a run girls coded ashawooo.i will advice u quite her . Try to go for holidays in Ghana or Cameroon . Which just 300k you will find true love there and marriage . Nigerian girls are scammers

You are using this medium to advertise your country women, abi?

You have dated all Nigerian girls to arrive at that conclusion? Oga, respect yourself.

@Op, in all sincerity, when last did you buy wears or change phones for your mother or sisters? Or even take them out?

Come to think of it? How many houses have you built? And how many landed properties have you acquired?

Ok, let's just assume you are not cut-out to stuffs like houses and landed properties, how many other investments do you have?

Let me tell you something Op, you see this downward journey you have launched yourself in, ehen? Don't you ever mention your village people when you begin to face the repercussions. How can you be so extravagant to a woman that's not even your wife? A woman you can see has obviously converted you to her ATM?

You think Love can be purchased, abi? If you marry that lady, READ MY LIPS, she will lead you to rob or engage in money rituals when there's a little shake-up in your finance.

You even have the mind to terminate your fixed deposit in order to meet her insatiable needs? Who does that? GOD FORBIDS abeg!

Everything done in excess is bad. You better retrace your steps and make haste while the sun shines to avoid future regret. Any woman that genuinely loves you will never milk you dry and she'll never keep comparing herself to her other wayward friends.

"To be forewarned, is to be forearmed. A stitch in time, they say, saves nine".

BE WISE!

louisa4luv:
It's true. It's a tribe in kogi state. In Yoruba translation, it means "ota mi re, ada mi da). In the tribe, ota (which in common Yoruba dialect is enemy) refers to friend while ada (which in common Yoruba dialect is cutlass) refers to father. ��.

This is a big language barrier. Funny, but scary.

armyofone:
Golden rule - leave your witches at the doir before entering the house. Meaning keep your opinions to yourself.

Yes. Some people will be forming boss in someone else's house. They really should drop their opinion at the door when entering and pick it up when leaving.

Others come to scan your house, observe the way family live, then go out to gossip about their observations.

tpiar:
let it go nitori Olorun.

Open a separate thread for whatever you are discussing.

I don't like when you people just fixate on me anyhow, it's so annoying.

Moderator, lock the thread please if these folks persist.

Please let peace reign. No fighting on my thread, I beg ooo

Alitair:
Her exact words...
"We die here"

You see? I am even a mind reader and I knew it not.

Ishilove:
Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril

Hmmm. Noted.

tpiar:
Not every guest would read such, some might not even notice.

Potential guests should familiarize themselves with the culture of whoever they want to visit, so you don't possibly make cultural faux pass.

Our present culture is screaming "be prudent, be prudent", and every Nigerian by now ought to have familiarized themselves with that, but no, some guests don't really care.

tpiar:
You surely don't expect me to give more details?

Exactly what we are waiting for Tpiar.

naptu2:
Hm!

Hm what? Explain further.

Fountainofyouth:
22. Don't even visit at all

Better. Who their visit epp sef?

ManIzHot:
.....observing

Hahaha

tpiar:
Not every guest would read such, some might not even notice.

Potential guests should familiarize themselves with the culture of whoever they want to visit, so you don't possibly make cultural faux pass.

Maybe we should probably interpret it in different languages and hand over to our guests.

Breaststroke:
This list had me smiling from start to finish. I like it and your username too.

A printed copy of these rules, strategically placed in your living room, might help with terrible guests.

Let it be the first thing people see when they walk into your home.

I am happy the list made you smile.

Pasting it in strategic places at home wouldn't be a bad idea.

hify9935:
Hahahaha, this got me laughing. Let's say he's not going to value what he has now until he loses her. Wedding bell indeed.

I just like the attitude of the lady. If he is rich now they won't let us hear word on this thread. We will be reading comments like.
> Olosho
> Gold digger
> She has nothing to offer than pussy
> Nigerian girls are greedy
> Nigerian girls this, Nigerian girls that
They will then conclude it on how they will all marry white women.

This time ehen, a determined wise sister is telling Op We die here". No retreat, no surrender! Hahaha

Alitair, behold your wife. Wifey, behold your lovely husband, Alitair!

What a determined young woman. I like her already. You aren't balling anywhere, ok? Just stay put where you're. You have been hooked, bros

Start loving her already. The sound of your wedding bell is so loud and near, dear.

Now you have found a Nigeria girl who loves you for who you really are and you're complaining. The same gender that believes Nigerian women love money so much and are not capable of loving "not-too-rich" guys.

yvesboss:
23. Enjoy your own company

Very important.

chyckxx:
22. stay at home.

Better than going to cause nuisance in someone else's house, jare.

20 GOLDEN RULES FOR VISITATION.

1. Always call before visiting.

2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you don't clean it.

3. If you're from the rural area, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high.

4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget.

5. If whoever you want visit isn't in, go back..stop entertaining the spouse or the maid.

6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as u found it.

7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house.

8. Take your complicated nonsense far away..I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here.

9. If you're an overnight guest...u must bathe.

10. If you have a running stomach..stay in your house.

11. Cease all stupid questions....have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet?

12. When serving food do not overload, you're not the only hungry soul.

13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full and satisfied and can only taste a bit....and end up tasting four full bowls.

14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well.

15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home.

16. If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight..kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep.

17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners.

18. If you do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best not to do lunch,as well. They don't offer food relief.

19. If you're staying overnight, you don't have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in awkward places...simply Rewind it until you get to your home.

20. Ensure that you help around. Don't wait for everything to be done for u.

21. Avoid this habits of changing radio or TV stations like you are at your place..... Be comfortable with whatever the host is watching or listening to...

I hope we are together �

>>You are free to add more �

I have a neighbour whose son used to behave same way towards his father. He clocked 3 years just yesterday. In fact this boy instead of calling his father daddy or baba, calls his father Baba Mustapha, and he's the Mustapha ooo. He never liked staying with his father or even allowing him to carry him. He would cry to high heavens anytime his mother steps out for a few minutes leaving him with his father.

His father started buying him things whenever he's coming back from work, and will drive him to Shoprite to just go have fun and take pictures. Today, the boy loves his father so much that if his mother beats him he will threaten to tell his father when he comes back from work. And recently he will collect his mother's phone and claim it's for his daddy. He now calls him daddy and no longer Baba Mustapha.

Try make friends with your daughter and you will be amazed at the outcome.

asuustrike1:
Hmmm! Unnecessary show off had made many to be desperate

Exactly and it doesn't really make sense.

I have attended a similar wedding at MFM Headquarters and I was so impressed. On the couple's wedding card it was boldly printed DON'T ATTEND WITH GIFT. There was no reception also.

The sister to the bride just went to a shop outside the church and bought Malt for the 10 of us that were present. We took pictures with the couple and left.

There and then, I made up my mind to have a low key wedding as well when the time comes.

Please help that girl since you can. Life could be funny atimes, she might be of great help to you in the future.

No vex abeg. How many wrist watches are they putting on?

Obataosu:
never will I tell them, but the problem now is that they want to go to her village to enquire.

Commit everything into the able hands of God.

zangodangolo:
I hate it when somebody will not be confidently pick and answer a call in my presence but will chose to secretly cut off the call while holding the phone,or will be shouting "hello", hello" oh poor network ,bla bla when it is obvious you are hearing the caller. This is is the case of our House help whom we just employed 5 weeks ago.

She will always put her phone on silent mode and always on call (receiving) even more than we.She a times picks it in my presence if my wife is not around ,i dont understand what they will be discussing as i dont understand her language,its only my wife that understands her language and she hardly pick calls if my wife is around and her phone is vibrating .She takes care of the children and it sounds as if such a frequent calls do scares me especially the way she used to hide it.She has never pick any calls in my presence where she speaks English language but always her tribal language which i dont understand.

My question is do i need to ask her anything?,is it normal,do you think anything is wrong with it?should i just ignore it?,does such act sound abnormal or pose any security threat and otherwise?

Op see what you will do. Whenever she picks such calls, put your phone on record, pretend as if you forgot something inside the room or kitchen, drop the phone close to her and quickly leave the room, as if what you are going to pick is urgent.

Just take your time and come back when she's through with her call because if you stay around, she might be quick with whatever conversation she's having.

At night, let your wife listen to it (with earphone to avoid her hearing anything, in case she's the type that also eavesdrops on her employers) and interpret. That will give you clue to her plans in your house. Because whether you like it or not, that lady has come with lots of plans. And such plans don't always end well.

Obataosu:
what will you do if you found out that the woman you want to marry is an OSU and she is also pregnant for you?
this is the current situation I found myself in now. this lady is beautiful to the core and she love me to the extend that she is now thinking of committing suicide because my people don't marry OSU. this lady is a type of woman you will marry and you will never regret it. she is so loving, caring, she can share whatever she have just to make you happy. this lady is pregnant for me. you guys should advise me please.

Which kind Osu? Is there any scriptural passage that says anyone should be known and addressed as Osu?

Marry that lady before you lose your soulmate.
Osu my foot! Even in this modern day?

Worst case scenario, don't tell your family about her pregnancy until she puts to bed. In fact, don't tell them she's "an osu".

Here I am, Canada, please come and steal me!

This is the type of dream that happens when you have malaria.

Olorun malaria badt gan.

Get well soon, bruv.

What is Ivorian? Animal or thing?
Someone should kindly remind me please.

Strange. I pray they be found.