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Kenturkey048:
funny.........don't worry,you can't miss the turkey in my name....when the time reach,the turkey go be national cake..

Issorite.
Happy Sunday.

coolcentbigman:
I will send to you later because it's in my laptop and it's currently not charged.

Please I am interested in the E-book too. I will appreciate if you can forward to:
therefinerofsilver@gmail.com

Thanks

gideon286:
Before i continue, I want to be sure ive got like 10 audience so it doesn't look like i'll be teaching myself here. Please indicate by typing following

Following Full Time sef.

gideon286:
If you still wonder how people make their money to buy assets, then you need to change your hustle and come to my line of business because there's money in buying and selling. So if you don't succeed this year with my free lecture, you've got yourself to blame.

THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS TO REVEAL HOW ANYONE CAN IMPORT GOODS (ESP. FEMALE PRODUCTS) FROM 1688 (china online wholesale store), SHIP IT DOWN TO NIGERIA, THEN SELL THE PRODUCTS ONLINE WITHOUT PHYSICALLY SEEING OR TOUCHING IT.

This is the best marketing model i came across in 2016 and it's really been springing out profit for me.


I'M TEACHING EVERYTHING FROM START TO FINISH SO JUST STAY ON THE THREAD TO LEARN

Just what I have been searching for!

namiji2598:
this world has really got me pissed up
am tired of this life brothers
all am asking from nairalanders is their prayers after tonight,
the doors of heaven are open for me already,
I dnt really like committing suicide, but I think thats the only way out,
am gonna miss u all brotherz
ohhh lord forgive me

A little while longer and everything's gonna be alright. Why the hurry to exit the stage?

Just hang in there, dear.

Adebowhales:
My baby is just 4 months old and my wife is pregnant again. We tried the family planning methods but it failed.

Presently, we cannot afford to leave the pregnancy. What can we do to prevent further re occurrence and to terminate this one.

Thanks.

Medics in the house.

You better don't touch that pregnancy. Did the baby ask to come to life? You and your wife better respect yourselves and don't you ever tamper with the life you didn't create.

I have some women around me going through hell in their marriage because they haven't been able to give their husband a child since they got married. Some are more than 10 years in their marriage without even a single miscarriage, and here God has made your wife a fruitful vine and you dey yarn rust!

Touch that child and let God deal with you.

Samuel4689:
So today i told my girlfriend that since three months we started dating she has never one day wash my clothes.

Immediately she got angry, removed my head from her legs and looked at me and said how will she wash my cloth, that she don’t do that, she will never wash my cloth and if I want her to wash my cloth, I should go and marry her because she can not do that.

She continued to say that was how she washed cloth for her ex and did everything who later abandoned her and after she finished washing my clothes and every other thing like a house wife, i will later go and marry another girl (she saw a old Facebook conversation with my ex where i said I’m going to marry her but deep down me i know i was not serious about it), that she can’t wash my clothes and walk out of the sitting room to living room.


Please advise me on what to do about this relationship.

I love her, and I would love to marry her but there are some characters she displays that i hate but think with time she would take correction and change but this her response looking right inside my eyes telling me she can not wash my clothes and walked out of me is so scaring. I need your advice!!!

I want to tell her that if she can’t never wash my cloths she should leave my house??

Mtscheeew. Nonscence!

Colonelswitz101:
Don't also forget that they could have bn killed by an assassin who made it look like murder n suicide scene....


#fact

You are right. Exactly what I was about to type before I saw your comment. So they shouldn't rule out assassination from probably an aggrieved rivalry.

cenaman:
Come make i give u ma sister nah.

Cenaman, no need giving him your sister. I am here already. I don't want to miss the turkey in his name, or have you forgotten about the closed border?

Cc Kenturkey

Omar09:
Exactly I see him as the biggest mumu weh on earth. I been mumu oh but this guy deh for throne for mumu land.

Chai!

FatherBona:
Op start a new thread, " share your experience how you made a mumu of a lady who played hard to get"
Mention me let me drop my series of entertaining episodes complete with usernames and nude photos I made after humbling them.
That should be interesting

Why not start your own thread?

peterangelo:
Make we reason it....

WHY SHE REFUSE TO PAY U BACK
WASN'T IT THE AGREEMENT THAT SHE WILL PAY BACK THE FUCKING MONEY

Detective Peterangelo, how market nah?

BuddhaPalm:
Omo, I buy fridge impromptu...

Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.

What did Bill Gates say?

"Lets go out and get another one."

It didn't end there...

A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.

And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.

My ribs oooo. Hahaha

BroAchival:
Greetings to this great house,

As I type this message, my heart is heavy.

Up till today, I have never known my genotype till I went to do medical fitness test for my job/employment process.

I've being dating by girlfriend for about two years and seven months now, and I've always seen her as a perfect match to me, not because she's perfect, but because she's very loyal, reserved and calm, respectful, teachable, willing to learn, beautiful and very supportive to say a few.

Kai, the thought of losing her is killing and unexplainable. She had been a BLESSING to me all these while.
We've really worked on ourselves and helped each other to overcome our weaknesses.

With the challenges of my new and better job, will I really have that time to woo women and start the process of working on a woman to blend and suit me?

And this is a girl I'm planning to settle down with by the middle of next year, after I must have gotten used to my new job.

I have always believed that my genotype would be AA, but I was wrong!

Somebody told me that there's nothing God can not do, that he has seen people giving testimonies about change of genotypes. I didn't doubt him, it's just that i'm not the "churchious" type who easily believe all those stories.

Now, my questions are:

1.) Is it possible to have just two children without an SS child?

2.) How do I relate this sad news to her (after she has turned down several serious marriage proposals because of me)?

3.) Please, what do I do?

Please, help me and send this to front page for greater views and advice.

Matured and very serious advice needed.

Thanks.

Two things are involved:

1. Marry her and adopt children. It'll be a secret between the two of you.

2. Or quit the relationship.

You're in a "one chance" marriage, my sister and you've got to wise up.

Stop the joint account ish asap, to avoid story that touches the heart. You might be surprised he has an ongoing project that you don't know about yet.

He'll milk you dry one day and throw you out in the street.

Please be careful.

RIP

Bhami:
Bruh I just dey think ham you know ladies there might be strings attached to it which she doesn't wanna tell me about.

Sadly I have a paternal aunt lying in the morgue now because the same appendix ruptured in her body. Hers wasn't dictated on time.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Before they label you a ritualist.

No. Online thing is not my thing. Haven't tried it before sha, cos I am always sceptical of strangers.

Na waoo, this guy mean gan.

munarule:
I tried explaining to my parent that the pastor is fake but they won't listen. I don't blame them anyway, they just want their only son to get well

If you guys can, bring him to Mountain of Fire and Miracles Prayer City. No one asks for a dime there. But be ready to do dry fasting, without water, without food, for days. Just come with faith. And be ready to pray aggressive prayers ooo.

And one thing about their deliverance is that, it is 'back to sender' straight on. They don't know how to pamper the devil and his agents. Their motto is: "STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. IF THE DEVIL HAS STOLEN FROM YOU, RECOVERY IS SURE".

Dr. D. K. Olukoya is not just like them other worldly pastors. A step into Prayer City or their Headquarters will convince you that "The Lord is surely there".

NB: No artificial hairdo, makeup of any kind, jewelleries or indecent dressing is allowed. So be prepared.

May God heal your brother in Jesus Name, Amen.

My birthday mate. Happy Birthday to us.

@Op, that your babe is a future commanding wife and it's a bad trait. Please don't go develop HBP because you want to please her.

@Op, let me add more:

1. Gbe body e
2. As e dey hot
3. My padi
4. Stew
5. Mumu
6. Mugu
7. Maga
8. No be here (as in the guy hans no be here)
9. I go wuz you
10. Your head dey there, Op.

To mention but a few.

Op, you hit the nail on the head.
So funny and true

I don't know why they all behave alike.
Wonderful mothers.

omenka:
Also have Igedes in Oprikwu, Anyadaha, and Igbakobo axis.

They are mostly immigrants from Oju LGA of Benue state and have occupied those places for over 200 years.

Folks dont know history around here.

He tried anyway. It's a meaningful post and we should encourage him.

@Op, your write-up is educative but the information about Cross River State is not complete.

CRS has more than 50 languages. In fact, it's like every community speaking their own different language.

Yala is one of the major languages spoken amongst the Yahe, Okpoma, Okuku, etc people.

We also have the Ishibori people, etc.

Boki is also a major language in Cross River State.

Yes, the Idoma part of Benue State speaks Yala, but Yala people occupy a larger population in Cross River State.

And the lingua franca of the state is Pigin English.

You tried, jare. E no easy.

Austineok:
Too sound an engine, perfect engine

Ok. I would have loved to come and inspect the car.

marvelous000:
No, I'm not

If you say so. You sound so much like him.

What about the engine?

marvelous000:
I give you gift and you cynically construe it for concupiscent grant, or begin to accentuate discrepancy between my gift and another person's, then be ready to hand that gift back(there are plethora of people who will appreciate half of that gift.)

I got no tolerance for ingrates, nor do i have patience for bimbos who see romance in terms of pecuniary transaction.

Una sure say this man no be Chris Okotie?

I am beginning to suspect he might be.

See grammar!