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Family › Re: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34pm On Jul 10, 2023
Acidosis:
The family should go and open their own church na and raise money if na so e easy.

The balance should be diverted and given to another family in need. It only becomes a problem if and when the pastor decides to spend the money on frivolities without the knowledge of the donors.

And by the way, if your church does not open the church account and make financial records public (to all members), then you and your pastors are enablers of fraud. It's one of the many things I love about Foursquare.

All members of Foursquare are entitled to the CHURCH FINANCIAL RECORDS. Every kobo that is spent are accounted for during the church's annual general meeting (including those in the remote areas). The salary and entitlements of pastors are also known to all members as well as tithes, offerings, seeds, donations, etc.

Church is not a one man's business. It is not a secret society either. A pastor that is not accountable to you, an ordinary member, cannot be accountable to God.
Hello please I'm still waiting for your tithes. Please don't be like the pastor in the Op's story.
Family › Re: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46pm On Jul 10, 2023
As a prophet, I'll say that the family are very greedy. They're even lucky he gave them something. Very greedy and ungrateful people.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Men Stressed By Their High Earning Wives by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51pm On Jul 10, 2023
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me
Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm. It's in your Bible.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How To Test If Your Woman Loves You by FalseProphet1(m): 12:48pm On Jul 10, 2023
No Nigerian girl would pass this test. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by FalseProphet1(m): 12:31pm On Jul 10, 2023
Dear worried woman, by this time next year, you would carry twins in your bosom.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Men Stressed By Their High Earning Wives by FalseProphet1(m): 12:30pm On Jul 10, 2023
According to the law of the universe, the law of nature and God's law, women are not supposed to earn higher than their husbands. Any woman earning higher than her husband is going to hell.

This I have seen.
Car Talk › Re: UAE Orders Arrest Of Man Over 'Arrogant Display Of Wealth' In Viral IG Video by FalseProphet1(m): 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2023
He learned it from Nigerians.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Why Are People Not Respecting The Sanctity Of Marriage Anymore? by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigerian men are like He-Goats. Always hórny and looking for whom to have sex with, be it an under age child, a married woman or even a mad woman. That's why many of them are so poor and wretched, cos the only thing they spend their money and time on is sex. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Reject Federal Government Job Because Of Marriage by FalseProphet1(m): 11:57am On Jul 10, 2023
As a prophet, I'll give it to one of my members and demand that he/she pays me 30% tithes every month.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Attends RCCG Olive Tree Thanksgiving Service by FalseProphet1(m): 9:36am On Jul 10, 2023
Dear Nairalanders, I would be ministering in the August RCCG convention. It's still a prophecy sha, they haven't called me yet, but knowing how all my prophesies have been coming to pass so far, I'm already seeing myself ministering on that new auditorium altar in front of the whole world. smiley

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29pm On Jul 09, 2023
I cannot come and goan kill myself. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Sule Suebebe Apologises To People He Offended, Seeks Forgiveness by FalseProphet1(m):
You're forgiven. Go and sin no more.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Emerges ECOWAS Chairman by FalseProphet1(m): 8:41pm On Jul 09, 2023
I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Canada Joins US, Changes Rules For Nigerian Doctors, Others To Practice by FalseProphet1(m): 8:39pm On Jul 09, 2023
Very soon only Benin republic would be the only country giving visas to Nigerians.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by FalseProphet1(m):
As a highly religious person, I'm extremely offended by this post knowing fully well that there's power in the name of Jesus. Anyways, just send me a message and I'll pray on the pregnancy and your SS baby would become AA.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: What Will She Eat To Improve Her Appetite by FalseProphet1(m): 8:37pm On Jul 09, 2023
I see her becoming whole before the end of this month.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Career Women And Their Dating Problems by FalseProphet1(m):
If you want to enjoy your marriage, never marry a career woman. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: List Of Things Your Wife Should Never Pay For (pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:56pm On Jul 06, 2023
Op next time you open a silly thread I will ban you. Last warning.

This I have seen.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How True Is This NATFORCE Job. Pls I Need Your Help by FalseProphet1(m): 2:08pm On Jul 06, 2023
This is how peace corps scammed one of my members that year. The guy was carrying the mata on his head like firewood until Buhari came openly to disassociate himself from them. Anything that isn't linked to the federal government stay away from them in order to avoid stories that touch.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why A Woman Should Not Wait Too Long To Marry Or Settle Down? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:23pm On Jul 06, 2023
sad
Politics › Re: Tinubu Suspends 5% Telecoms Tax, Defers Finance Act To Sept 1 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:11pm On Jul 06, 2023
This suspension would favour me and my family.

This I have seen.

Crime › Re: Woman Burnt Policewoman & Her 2 Children To Death In Anambra by FalseProphet1(m): 4:03pm On Jul 05, 2023
I see that evil witch dying in jail.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Govs Planned To Withhold Salaries, Sack Workers If They Didn’t Win Election: EU by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26am On Jul 05, 2023
Africa still has a long way to go in politics. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by FalseProphet1(m): 10:17am On Jul 05, 2023
Tob456:
I have a 7 months old daughter her mother is an orphan she is the eldest of 7. We broke up when she was pregnant because we had a disagreement about her siblings living arrangements. She wanted her 4 sisters to stay with us after the wedding and I only two of them to stay with us. The problem is seeing my daughter growing in a bad environment away from me makes me feel so bad. Whenever I visit her I feel so bad leaving her behind that I don't sleep well thinking about her all night. I also doesn't like the idea of having kids with different mothers. For my daughter's sake I want to get back with her mother for us to raise her together in the same house. But getting back with her means that I should also allow her 4 siblings to stay with us after the wedding. I am doing this for my daughter's sake but I don't know if I am making a wise decision. What do you guys think should I get back with her or forget about her and concentrate only on my daughter. Please help
If you marry that girl, you will suffer eh, even Satan would begin to pity you.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Star Times: Free To Air Stations Has Been Monitized, Including NTA, Sporty TV by FalseProphet1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 04, 2023
Things are hard. Please go an pay

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: New England Kit For Women's World Cup Has Blue Shorts Because Of Period Concerns by FalseProphet1(m): 2:15pm On Jul 04, 2023
pocohantas:
Nice one. I wonder how they play when it is that time of the month. For those ones with cramps.
They should manage
Food › Re: Hauwa Indimi Laments High Cost Of Tomatoes by FalseProphet1(m): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
This high cost of tomatoes would favour me and my family.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for because you can have her anytime you want.
Travel › Re: Share Your Train Ride Experience In Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 2:03pm On Jul 04, 2023
GloriousGbola:
Ehen - falseprophet1, them Don carry am offline! Ayam seeing folake4u with iPhone 15 angry
And she secretly bought it without telling me so that she won't pay tithes. Can you see how Nigerians behave. I was the one that prayed for her to get that phone. I prophesied it, even when she herself didn't believe.

Folake come and pay your tithes. Don't rob God.

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