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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2023
85% of broken marriages are instigated by female friends who advises their friends not to take any nonsense from any man.
Politics › Re: Video Of Tinubu Campaigning To Crash Fuel Price Goes Viral Amid Hike by FalseProphet1(m):
Tinubu is the worst thing that happened to Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
If Nobody show you road, find your way to the top. You no be blind person.
Business › Re: What Immediately Comes To Your Mind When You Get Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:16pm On Jul 20, 2023
To relocate my prophetic ministry to America. smiley

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
Succes is like pregnancy. Everyone says congratulations but no one knows how many times you have been forked…
Car Talk › Re: Do You Turn Off Your Car While At Filling Station Queue ? by FalseProphet1(m):
Don't turn it off, allow the poor car breath. Offing it and oning it can spoil the engine.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 52nd Birthday by FalseProphet1(m): 9:52am On Jul 20, 2023
pocohantas:
Hahhahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh No!!!!!
Come and fight for me. I'm rich and I have money because I collect tithes every Sunday. smiley
Romance › Re: Is This A New Version Of True Love? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:43pm On Jul 19, 2023
Next time just keep banging her, once it gets to her brain, she'll drop her hands by force.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Is It Unprofessional To Use Whatsapp For Official/business Calls? by FalseProphet1(m):
Very unprofessional.
Politics › Re: NNPCL Further Increases Fuel Pump Price Of Petrol by FalseProphet1(m): 9:40am On Jul 18, 2023
This increment would favour me and my family.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: 2,300 Ghost Workers Discovered In Abia, N220m Saved – Says AG by FalseProphet1(m): 9:30am On Jul 18, 2023
I see more ghost workers being discovered, I see the government saving more money, I see Abia state becoming the china of Africa.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: IG Influencer, Austa XXO, Killed By Her Millionaire Boyfriend, Killaboigram by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Jul 17, 2023
sad
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2023
AndroidAI:
This is simply art. A creative wouldn't mind. Beyonce did it and she broke the internet. Does that mean she has no standard? Her back accounts, connection and influence will disagree with you. STOP being so rigid and enjoy life. You only got one.
You're sick. You need serious spiritual help.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 5:30pm On Jul 12, 2023
Klass99:
🤣🤣🤣.

You be werey! I see that you are still high on Cali weed. Has anyone told you, you are a mad man? But a likable one.

What is your obsession with tithes and offerings? Do you pay yours regularly? Keep your highly spiritual and fake prophetic movement far away from me, I don't need it or want it.
The spirit is telling me that we'll both end up as husband and wife. And in the not so distant future, we'll look back on this post with our kids and laugh. smiley
Romance › Re: So You Want To Find A Good Wife by FalseProphet1(m): 9:07pm On Jul 11, 2023
A popular redpiller reading this post with utter disgust. grin

Politics › Re: Bauchi Assembly Adopts Hausa As Language Of Communication by FalseProphet1(m): 9:04pm On Jul 11, 2023
They did it because a lot of them entered with primary school certificate and can't speak English, that's why they adopted hausas so that they can cover their goof.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Forbes Index: Dangote Africa’s Richest For 12th Consecutive Year by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Jul 11, 2023
I see myself overtaking dangote to become the richest man in Africa before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 9:00pm On Jul 11, 2023
Klass99:
For once you don't have an opinion of your own or false prophecy to share, you are asking what others think? shocked

Wonders shall never end grin. It looks like you didn't smoke that your california weed which causes you to forsee and foreknow things or are you in rehab for therapy?

Let me flip the question back on you, what do you think she is doing? A baby shower or display of madness?
Wao I've gotten a beautiful member and a fan. You're welcome to my highly spiritual prophetic service on Sundays. We also accept seeds, offerings and tithes. So you can start paying. smiley
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 3:07pm On Jul 11, 2023
izonborn098:
What do u expect from a gender who has fish brain for head.
The husband will be those guys wey dey wear suit, when u see them dey walker for road u will think they are normal not knowing they are the presidents of simps.
FISH BRAINS
Very true.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 12:29pm On Jul 11, 2023
Mods front page.

Mynd44 help your guy na. smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘Historic Day’: Turkey’s Erdogan Agrees To Back Swedish NATO Bid by FalseProphet1(m): 12:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
sad
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2023
Nazgul:
Madness if you ask me.

So many men out there calling themselves husbands, lack principles and standard!

This is why I tell people that a woman should meet you with a certain level of standard, stop being a man of anything goes! This gender will so stain your white once they know you have no principles!

The wife of a man with standard and principles will never try this nonsense!
Well said.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 12:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
Sharpsharp00123:
the husband is d mad man here n not d wife

If your wife fit do this kind thing then she no rate u or your family

I can’t imagine seeing my brothers wife or my friends wife doing this, he will lose the respect I have for him that moment
I agree with you.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 12:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
xpressionx:
Who snap the picture?
It's a studio pics so a photographer snapped it.
Family › Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 11:24am On Jul 11, 2023
MS247:
😁🤭


Well I won't insult a mother, and a wonderful creature of God


.
Hmmm. Wonderful creature indeed. lipsrsealed
Family › Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by FalseProphet1(op): 11:12am On Jul 11, 2023
What do you all think?

Nlfpmod.

Forum Games › Re: Weekend Games Night by FalseProphet1(m): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2023
Nazgul:
1. Not necessarily. I don't struggle with my emotions, I won't say I'm a hard person either, I'll say I'm not a persistent person, if you're not reciprocating I'm out before I get hurt. That act alone has helped me manage my emotions.

2. What's a perfect day without profit. When I make a jaw dropping profit from my side Hussle.

I tag Acidosis, pocohantas, falseprophet1, GloriousGbola, emmaodet, Proserpina
1.As a prophet my only emotions is when I'm bathing female members in the river. Some might get moody or touchy and something might happen.

2. A perfect day for me is when a member donates large sums of money to my ministry.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53am On Jul 11, 2023
Acidosis:
Hehehe see interpretation cheesy


41 Jesus sat down opposite the place where the offerings were put and watched the crowd putting their money into the temple treasury. Many rich people threw in large amounts. 42 But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins, worth only a few cents.



They dropped their offerings into the temple treasury. A treasury is not the pastor's property. Dem no use evelop self or e-naira grin. Jesus saw all that was contributed because Church no be secret society. So give us your book, make it public, and we will mobilise for you grin
That's offering box na 🙄

Jesus saw them giving offering in the offering box, the exact amount wasn't known because it's for the priest. So give your own offering and tithes and collect your blessings. smiley
Family › Re: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2023
Acidosis:
Oga falseprophet, you are not a Levite cheesy

This is the new testament understanding of tithes:

10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the LORD Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.

Are you a storehouse? cheesy
Please all pastors are now referred to as Levites. The store house is the church, so when you bring your tithe to the storehouse which is the church, the Levites which are the pastors and prophets would eat it.

It's that simple.
Family › Re: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:44pm On Jul 10, 2023
Acidosis:
Post your church's financial records for 2022 sir. I will not pay tithe to a church that operates like a secret society. cheesy
The Bible said being your tithes to my house so that they would be food. The food is for the Levites. In this case I'm a levite and I want to eat food. God didn't say the Levites should show it to the people, the tithes is meant for their consumption.

So bring it let me eat before I die here. 😩

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