₦airaland Forum

virago:
So where was the pun in what she wrote

safarigirl:
Lots of unions in Nigeria are forced, but a lot of them are also managing each other, so that world people will not mock them. That is why this country is filled with sad, frustrated people.

Don't fret sha, whenever they encounter difficulties, OP will be on hand for marriage counseling.

mu2sa2:
You people deserve it 1000% with the way you post uncouth statements on islamic threads. You should thank the mods for the effort to make you have a rethink on your use of uncivilized language. If muslims go to christian threads and use the kind of gutter language you use on islamic threads, they should also be sanctioned. But fact is, you wont find a single person out of 1.2 billion muslims in the world that will insult Jesus. Maybe in your countless denominatios you are taught to be uncivil in the use of language, but for muslims the Prophet has enjoined them to say what is good or keep quiet. The way you people engage in the futile, infantile exercise of using area boys' language on islamic threads must be stopped. God bless you mods for your action.

virago:
What pun

Litigant:
All bank staffs need to go for serious training. The way they are actively involved in bank robbery is alarming . Or maybe they need an increase in their salary so that their greed can reduce

EFULEFU1:
I saw my best friends wife in a hotel with another man. Since then I have not been myself

Should I tell my friend?

Roon9:
Funny enough they are all married now with kids. I wonder if they ever stop to think the acts they committed in time past

temmytopsy1:
Happy new year to all nairalanders most expecially my nairaland besties May year 2020 be our year of great turnaround in Jesus name.

appreciate001:
Hi Nairalanders greetings to you all. please can someone help me with solutions to this stage fright problem.

I Am in my late thirties married with children but this thing will not leave me alone. I have been battling with this all my life.

Just recently, I had a presentation to make but things were messed up because of this. I am a graduate but this is limiting my chances in life. What are the practical ways to overcome this problem? God bless you all.

BrutusOj:
See question oo. Is a decade no longer 10years?

nairalee:
Atiku take heart, Arsenal were robbed yesterday.

Jorginho deserved to have been red carded. That single decision affected the whole game cos Jorginho ended up scoring the equalizer.

No wonder England Referees didn't make world cup and they won't even make heaven.

temmytopsy1:
hmm. The Prof.

itswell10:
Let's talk.

Over to the Fornicators.

What do you mean by "one thing led to another" and why do all of you who need advice use this phrase?

Thanks for responding.

itsme01:
everyone knows christmas is a pagan festival converted to honor Jesus, lets not over flog this issue as we all need holidays to have sober reflection about Christ or Prophet Isah

Depressed101:
This has been going on for the past 1 year....

jackals:
You guys are actually so petty and insecure. Y'all think women only care about your look. What about loyalty, commitment, brain, compassion which for sure most of u lack. women care about these. While the 18yrs old me drool for handsome guys, the 28yrs old me care for compassion and commitment not ur funky look

HeliotJ:
I'm a young man 28years. There beautiful women in my area who took huge interest in me. I'm not actually good looking ( I am not someone a girl can crave for). I Just own a computer shop doing photocopy and printing for people in a remote place in Lagos. I'm a school drop out due to some reasons beyond me.

The girl is a student (UNILAG) and in her final classes. Her parents live close to my shop. One time they break in school, she comes to do print in my shop. Things happened and I got her number. I used to call her. And she calling me often too. After some times she stated having interest in me, telling me she missing me. Came from her school all the time just to see me. Her parents don't know. I can say 100 she likes me.

My question is ; what can make such beautiful girl to like a nobody like me. As I said I'm not fine and I don't have money o.

Please read and don't angry for the English. I rush to wrote it. And im member of this place but I don't use to write. I just opened this name today so that I won't expose me

Thank

Mr2kul:
Gurus, please i need your help.
My phone cannot download file in background, it only work while in foreground. As in whenever i lock (Sleep) the phone while downloading, the file will not move further (download speed would be 0kbs) untill i on the screen again then it continues. Due to that, i have set my phone sleep time to 30 minutes, so i have to tap the screen every time ( before the 30 mins elapses) to prevent the phone from sleeping.
It's really annoying when downloading heavy files.
I have experienced the same issue with other phones supporting Android 9.0

Please is there any solution to this?

Jokerman:
Hello. I need advice on this topic

About a year ago, my Dad died, being an owner of a primary school with my mom, thereafter o assumed head of the school, although I run my own freelance engineering installation and maintenance service on HVACs and Diesel engines.

In course of this education line, I'm obtaining my certificate in PGDE( in view).

Now this is the case...

There are some old staff in the school then whom use to collect school fees on behalf of the school and you know Nigerians, instead of remitting the fees to the school, they divert and scam and even go as far as lending money to different people in the vicinity.

However since I took over, I forcefully stopped the collection, and redirected all fees to be paid at the bank. Mhen, it was not small trouble, fight, gossiping, spoiling me at the back etc, but I never listened to such, and right now no one collects these fees again... Everything goes through me coz I'm trying to sanitize it. I also required the services of a registered security company operator (sheriff deputies) for the school

Problems I needed advice

1. Sometimes these rebellion. They gossip and talk evil to people that I'm very harsh etc

2. I have changed 2 security operators because of compromises with these staff. I will give instruction, Buh those they'd do otherwise and bend to what other older staff tell them. Recently, the present security did something contrary and I scolded him toughly. Recently, he had an alteration with a parent and I asked him to just plead with her. He refused blatantly. I was surprised and even my mom too. He said he doesn't like the way I scold him and that's why bla bla bla, infront of all other staff. My mom asked me not to change him Buh I'm skeptical

I already feel like changing him with his company supervisor coz he lives around the vicinity and he now gossips with those old staff who might be telling him I'm too young to order him to do things

4. These old staffs are like friends to my mom and they already carry a lot of influence with most of the parents (which I also cut off too). One of them is wife to my mom's brother

5. My mother has been telling me to be patient even my wife. I do not want to employ an headteacher until I change a lot of things

The school has about 300-350 pupils, and employs 18 staff

Advice needed

SamuelAnyawu:
Is that why they blocked almost all access roads today in Maiduguri? I spent one hour trying to Navigate from Old GRA to West end Rahama Restaurant

donstan18:
And lady had to publicise it just to feel herself.
SMH!

partnerbizn5:
such idiocy.

What's the likelihood that this man will succeed in this relationship?

Shibaraba:
Wrong approach, but what a gentleman. How a man writes says who he is and this man is truly soft hearted.

He deserves cossy. By the time those left over bobbies back him brain he go change to
"I hereby tender My resignation..... "

Geminita1:
Where did all the men go

Efe42:
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Were is Awonkojo akowonjo Egbeda road located in Nigeria

Adukwuj:
Awww ..just remembered Sisqo of new millennium album year 2000..

Beosten:
She will leave again. She's back because the other guy is no longer in sight.

The same way abroad guy has someone warming his bed abroad is the same way you're warming the girl's bed in Naija here. We call it "abelejayan".

Dharmiejoe:
I am a member of mfm . I don't place emphasis on celebrating Christmas neither am I against people who do celebrate.but we live in dangerous times and precaution need to be taken.A neighbor of mine threw a big party on Xmas and shared food to everyone.in no distance time anoda of my neighbor called me if I hadn't collected any food gifted by the neighbor celebrating and I said no coz I just packed in newly.he later narrated to me that he is a strong confraternity member and does so everyyear to syphon pipu blessing for the new year.this said neighbor is still owing a year's rent.so tell me why is celebrating Xmas so important instead of paying his rent?food for tot guys.