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Supremos:
More photos.

Me thinks this is a welcomed development, but I'm always skeptical about anything that has to do with gene alteration

The scientist of old didnt do too much of schooling before given us ground breaking discoveries. They would have found solution to this stuff by now

Kukutente23:
He's actually discouraging japa

Op did you failed in English and pass away during secondary school waec?

Do you know the meaning of "pass away" ? Yet, you are correcting the OP's grammar

Righthussle:
Religion is not my thing at all.

Christianity isn't a religion. Unfortunately, you are restricted to the level of your knowledge

Omooba77:
What Are your prayers God have answered in year 2023?

Just to be alive to answer your question

LagosG:
I don't like the big pack noodles. I prefer the smaller packs. I'm old school like that. The only problem is that these days as a fully grown adult, I don't eat noodles as an in-between meals. I eat it as a full meal, breakfast, lunch or dinner so I make 6 to get my filling. Someone called me a glutton because of this and I must fry eggs with it.

Abeg adults, when you make noodles at home, how many do you cook?

Pic credit - Google

Just 2. Food like that isn't meant to occupy every space on the abdomen

DyshApp:
A married man has anonymously taken to social media to complain about his wife’s addiction to watching cartoons with their children.

According to him, his wife was always excited to watch and sing along to the cartoon with their kids and she would narrate the stories to them if they missed them.

According to the man, something must be wrong with his wife. While admitting that she has not failed in her roles as a wife and mother to his kids, he reiterated his worry that he felt she should have grown past cartoons.

He appealed for help to fix the cartoon problem.

In his words:
"I feel like something is wrong, I don't really get her sometimes. She doesn't even watch the movies I want us to watch together unless I really encourage her. She acts like me not watching those their cartoons with them, I'm missing out on something great.

“My wife, 37 years old, enjoys watching cartoon even more than our kids. When I say cartoon, I mean animated movies.
Our first boy is 14 years old down to our last who is currently 4 years old.
They’ve turned the home into a cartoon home.
They are soo addicted, they sing their songs, do their dances and discuss those things all the time.
My wife at her age will be running as if something strange was happening and she forgets herself to be an adult sometimes.
I’ve tried to explain to her that I don’t really like it, I don’t complain because they are being happy but, I don’t understand my wife’s addiction. Even when the kids aren’t around, she’ll be watching animated movies alone.

Once they get home, she’s going to narrate all she watched to them and even demonstrate with actions some funny/emotional scenes.
I feel like something is wrong, I don’t really get her sometimes. She doesn’t even watch the movies I want us to watch together unless I really encourage her. She acts like me not watching those their cartoons with them, I’m missing out on something great.
Is there something I can do to help her? It’s somehow bothering me.

Kindly note that, she’s fully employed and still does her duties as a wife and a mother. I don’t have any problem on that side, I just feel she’s addicted to animated movies when actually, she has grown pass it.”

My wife, 37 years old, enjoys watching cartoon even more than our kids. When I say cartoon, I mean animated movies.

he hubby is half educated. There is a huge difference between cartoons and animated movies.

People like him will refer to Pocohontas, Avatar etc as cartoons

ImoleNaija:
For weeks, I have lost interest in sex. Even when I try to force the erection, I lose it before mounting, as there's no strength to sustain it at all. All her words of encouragement/motivation hold no water. She's so pitiful.


Experienced husbands, how do you manage your sex drives & financial depression?

Find what makes you happy or give you a relief. Avoid overthinking and accept what you cannot change.

When your mind is right, other stuff will come back ro make sense to you again

ntyce:
Awon obi nile lọ daft

You cannot even type in Yorùbá properly....supo dọdọyọ

Spectators:
https://punchng.com/id-like-to-die-after-eating-pounded-yam-adeboye/

Unfortunately, only Jesus knee how would die. No human can predict the how and when

shortgun:
What do you see?

May dog never replace us

ntyce:
Must your song be on social media for you to be acknowledged a singer.
Man has been playing in churches, he taught Mohbad instruments and drums.

And who told you this is to be released to the public.

You are so daft to decipher the message

robinfemi:
Some will say charity begins at home, what if you have this type of father? Many blame the wife for abandoning his child abi children. Maybe the root of their home comes from the father. Who knows. Contribute little what doesn't happen in your presence. Father wer suppose dey indoor, be thinking why God takes the breadwinner of his household

He's a sperm donor, not a father. Granting interview here n there and signing useless contract....So unfortunate

noskcid:
Make gods help am naw 🤣

The gods approved the punishment

doggedfighter:
Enjoy your meal.

And enjoy good neighbourliness too.


She's not sexually attracted to you too.

Don't mind him....ladies don't just continue to make food for you if they are not interested in you.

That's one of there numerous green light. OP should define the relationship before being tag a heart breaker

Scarrr:
shut up..u not making sense

cry me a river

Verbtips:
avrogado's law lo so wi pe equal volume of all gases at the same tempreture and pressure has the same number of molecule

and so on

See the remix below

Avogadro's law lo so wipe, equal volume of all gases, contain the same number of elements, at the standard temperature and pressure.

ManirBK:
A definition you learnt in secondary school that you will never forget.

Me: Energy is the ability to do work

Avogadro's law lo so wipe, equal volume of all gases, contain the same number of elements, at the standard temperature and pressure.

ntyce:
Shut up, Oloribu.....

Man has been singing before his son...
Are you more pained than he that lost his breadwinner?

Someone lost his son, you're calling him useless.

You are close to making sense
How many of his songs were there on social media before the demise of his son

Common you palace over 2.5....make it happen for me

Useless man

No wonder, he couldn't train his son. No parental skill in him

wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

I woke up early and I was hungry, I needed to step down before main food will be ready, the only small small food I've at home is cereal for my babies, I'm not really interested in that..

I checked home no milo again and we have few milk at home so I decided to go and but things I can quickly consume..

1. Bread×2 🍞 (₦2,000)
2. Milo =N1,800
3. Three crown milk = ₦450
4. Blue band butter = ₦1,000
5. Dangote sugar = ₦400

Behold ₦5,650 well spent, I took ₦6,000 in my pocket out and I came back with ₦350...

chai bread is now 1k each. Which way naija

crackhouse:
u people always have a reason to give for failure.... now it's normal thing because directors dey steal money in December... smh

Nothing happens on its own. Remember the law of cause and effect

Normal tinz , Dec is when directors steals public funds and they prefer to do it foreign exchange

If you can't make the environment conducive, there's little to nothing that can be done

GYBABA:
Country hard and food is expensive and as of now, I personally think beans is one food item that I get to eat which fills me up for long and at the same time, not to expensive. I normally cook 1 and a half cup & it's more than enough to fill me the whole day. For this reason, I've been eating beans frequently. It's about #1400 to #1500 per Congo here in Ibadan for Oloyin beans. Some other varieties are sold as low as 1k per Congo. This method would save your gas or kerosene & it's not for people in a hurry. I tried it after reading about it online. I think it's called "Dry Cooking Method".

So this morning, I decided to cook beans. I cooked Oloyin beans in particular and I cooked it in just about 32 minutes without using Potash (Kaun) or whatever it is most of you use. I know the next question on your minds is the "How?". LFG!

1. The steps matter.
2. I used a thick pot to retain heat (there's a reason for this).
3. I cooked at high flame levels.
4. The cover of the pot has to fit the pot so well, so tightly that the heat won't escape.
5. This will only work when cooking small quantity of beans. Mine is 2 cups. It will take longer when cooking in large quantity. This method is for students & single people who cook for just themselves. Family people, sorry you hear? So I'll head to the steps now.

Whether you're using gas or stove, all the time the beans is on fire, the flame level should be high.

I first made sure the beans boiled. Took about 10 minutes at high flame level, then I switched off the gas & allowed the beans soak in hot water for about 1 hour still inside that same pot. I used a thick pot as it retains heat more than light pots so this kept the water hot within the 1 hour period & it was covered throughout so the heat won't escape.

After 1 hour, the beans had gotten a bit soft. I switched on the gas & turned on the flame to be high. Within 15 minutes, it was already soft after which I added the remaining ingredients apart from onions. I added onions immediately after the 1 hour break.

The remaining 7 minutes was to let the ingredients seep in. Took me exactly 32 minutes with high flames.

There you go fam! Na hard economy make me discover this even though I'm sure some of you here know a faster way even without using extra resources or pressure cooker. If you do it please share, I'm still trying to discover how to cook beans within 5 minutes 😂 Oga Tinubu, you do this one. Na you motivate me. Thank you sir!

Hope you have flaggyl beside you

thesicilian:
But 99.5% of Nigerian girls are hungry na, what then do we do

They are naturally greedy. Even the ones that have behaves as if she's hungry. How can you go to a party well dressed and be hording 5alive n fried meat

Norsemann:
Na battery we go chop?






Useless government

Can you even afford it

oluseyiforjesus:
Congratulations
But let set it straight
You weren't born again in the first place

Even now, does she even practice the Islamic religion.

Never believe a Nollywood actress, they always take decisions with the same objectives like players moving to Saudi Arabia

[quote author= post=127386948]No matter the list Our LEADER, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu release,
Wailers will always wail, it's their way, it's in their DNAs.
They only look and comment about the negatives,
No positivity in their frustrated and losing lives at all.

Anyways,
There are some silver linings.
The list reflects Nigeria’s diversities.
At 38, Okotete is a refreshing departure from the creeping gerontocracy of the major parties;
Hanatu Musawa, 43,
Bunmi Tunji-Ojo, 41,
and Betta Edu, 36, are also relatively young.
They are all welcome on board to move our Darling country to the nation of our dreams,
To a land flowing with milk and honey.
Nigeria will be great in our lifetime.

From all of us @MANNA,
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬


Addendum :
Spotlight on one of us @MANNA:

DR BETTA.
OMO BETTER,
One of us @MANNA.



Dr. Betta Edu

Dr. Edu, born on 27th of October 1986, hails from Ibalebo village in Abi local government Area, Cross River State.

Betta completed her secondary education at Federal Government Girls College, Calabar, she is a graduate of medicine and surgery from the University of Calabar.

She is a Harvard certified, Fellow of the Royal Society for Public Health, United Kingdom, and untill recently, the Cross River State Commissioner for Health and National Chairman of Nigeria Health Commissioners Forum.

In 2022, she emerged as the youngest female to become the National Women Leader of the All Progressives Congress.

Welcome on board to a progressive Naija Dr Betta..........
Wailers can wail as long as they want........[/quote]Unfortunately, we all know that she was there occupied space going by that testimony.

Being a minister, is a call to service not a jackpot won. They always long after political office for the wrong reasons

Brendaniel:
If God has made you minister, it is to help the people and not suffer them, so far so good I'm yet to see that help from you to the people....

It's for her pocket, she sees it as jackpot or contract won, not a call to serve. That's what the testimony is all about.

Total display of foolishness

Alba3:
Nigeria is one of the easiest countries to fix if there's political will.

Restructuring, true federalism and decentralisation.

It's simple as that but politicians are enjoying present looting, nepotism hiding in/under Abuja.

We don't like doing simple things. E.g We took almost every Tom dick n Harry to dubai

Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!

Apply retrain and test methods

You have to retrain your dick to response to female touch and not your hand. It takes at least 6 months to do this if you're discipline and focus.

Perform the following

Morning exercise , kegel
Avoid sugar
Sleep well 6-8hrs daily
No sexual text, visual or audio content
Eat lot of water melon, walnut, roasted plantain and banana