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MajorOvakporaye:
I've an aunt who is fond of interfering in matters that don't necessarily concern her.she dey always act like person wey winch send to come fight me. She recently deprived me of some benefits I was suppose to get from my family because of too much bad belle talk against me. Na so I plan her yesterday morning. I use her toothbrush take wash toilet. I use the toothbrush to scrub the innermost part of the WC, those places wey poo poo dey always fly enter if you dey flush toilet.

i saw her when she was going to brush her mouth with the brush.na so me cringe with cold at the sight of wetin she wan do.if she continues, next will be to use her toothbrush to scrub inside the toilet pipes at the backyard

Airforce1:
Star Boy, David.

He's 2 months and 1 week old.

Son of grace .


Lalasticlala

WoundedLamb:
What has being intelligent/smart gotten to do with one's sexuality? And how does this singular incidence support your conclusion? Allan Turing, Florence Nightingale, Leonardo Davinci and so many other inventors with celebrated level of intelligence were all gay and that didn't mean anything to you but this particular incidence led you to conclude that gay people are foolish and senseless? How smart of you, straight one; you're indeed very intelligent!

LegendsCoded:
Nairalanders i hail thee.

I'm seeking for help on behalf of my neighbor's wife and her kids, her husband(our landlord) beats his wife and kids everyday(I mean 7 days a week nonstop). This man is usually drunk, I'm really concerned and really pained, as i type now he's beating his wife and has locked them out. I tried some Google searches but it's not helping. Please this woman and her kids needs help, but hat can be done.

Thanks

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

sapphiere:
What a shame. And these are someone sisters, girlfriends and role models.
How much is a piece of meat abeg?

Powerfly:
Some guys are very terrible in bed.. Zero bedmatic skills, bad breath and very small d.ks.. But when u see them online.. They'll be sharping their mouth anyhow.

ednut1:
Birds of the same a feather

akoredex14:
The infrared on my redmi 8 is not working, can someone please help

Amotolongbo:
Which states?

proddey:
For all the qualities you mentioned, OAU is the best..

dangerousdaddy:
Good evening people. Please don't mind my English. My post is actually out of pains and frustration and i may not type with the correct words. I'm a 31 years old guy. I'm actually very bad with spending because when i have money, whoever asks from me gets. I am under alot of pressure lately especially from those around me. I am the 1st child of my parents and have so many responsibilities. I got my girlfriend pregnant and she moved in with me. My parents were never there for me so i vowed i was going to be there for my kids. Hence i do all i can to make sure my daughter and her mum are OK. The girl in question is a torn in my flesh. Totally different from when we were dating without a child. Nowadays, as soon as i get my salary, she wants to buy this, she wants to buy that even though she knows i receive less than a 100k and i have multiple loans i am paying back because we moved out of our old apartment due to space constraints especially after she delivered. Whenever i don't have money, there is never a happy moment in my home. But if i come home and bring money, we become very good friends. She wants to live a good life which is not wrong but I feel when she knows how i am managing, she ought to understand and bear with me. The last straw that broke the camel's back was, i was yet to be paid, i had 700 with me. I gave her to make some food because we had the basic food stuff in the house.... Rice, beans, ogbono, spaghetti, garri, Egusi.... Palm oil so basically all she had to buy was fish or something to put inside the food. I came home after a hard day at work and met an empty kitchen. When I asked for my food, she asked me what i expected her to cook with 700 naira. I got so mad and left the house but since it was late (it was close to midnight), i decided to come back. In my anger, i started asking her why she's treating me badly. And the next thing is, she called her mum to say I'm fighting with her and that i pushed her to the ground. Her mum replied and said that if anything happens to her daughter, she would hold me responsible. That she didn't give me a wife...... Now I feel i should just end everything and let's go our separate ways before it becomes a case of domestic violence. I never want to see my child grow up to see me fighting with her mum always and being unhappy. I believe a child that grows up in an unhappy home is always at a disadvantage. Please help me guys. I am in pains. I hope this makes front page

Berryli:
Few weeks to my 25th birthday, last year,I ran into my Neighbour n we exchanged numbers, then the chatting began, we became friends and he offered to take me out on my birthday but It didn't happen. fast forward to the lockdown, I would go visit him we would chat and he appreciated my company as he was alone. He eventually started to make moves, getting all touchy which got me a little surprised and uncomfortable since as friends that was improper, which got me thinking if he wants more than friendship. He has a great career, intelligent and all but not my spec, and I'm not attracted to him. we are very different people, socially and even our views about life. I enjoy his company but that's all there is. as a result if I use to visit twice in a week, I reduced it to once in two weeks and eventually monthly, and reduced the chats just to not give him the wrong impression. he stylishly refer to me in future as his wife. what do I do? is he starting to have feelings for me and how do I stylishly turn him down since he hasn't asked me out or do i wait for him to do so? cos there are people whole just draw close and start dating without d while toasting stuff or is it just his flesh loosing control,which I doubt cos I try to be as decent as possible wen visiting him. do I just go with the flow since I'm currently not in a relationship? But won't that be me deceiving him and myself cos I don't like him in that way. or I over thinking the whole thing?

Preciousgirl:
I asked my husband to do this to me and I nearly chop slap but for my timely dodging

Hmmm

Amotolongbo:
The same thing Governor Seyi Makinde had announced earlier in July, with APC supporters criticizing and abusing him online. Now they are announcing the plan

Leki2412:
Plz kindly ignore whatever error in this.....
I married my wife 3years ago and we always enjoy sex a lot until I taught her how to cum and I always try my best to make her cum, but I realize before she cum I will be exhausted already and she needs to wake baba up before we start again. All these process dnt make me enjoy sex with her anymore but now she can’t do without cumin before I insert even if I insert without her cumin she won’t enjoy the sex no matter how hard I do it... plz I need u guys to help me out on ths