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Foreign Affairs › Re: 20 Things To Know About Gabon’s Military Coup by festacman(m): 11:36am On Aug 30, 2023*

May this Francophone coup epidemic FORCE African leaders to do the right things for their citizens.

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Politics › Re: NNPP Crisis Worsens As Kwankwaso-backed Faction Expels BoT Chair, Others by festacman(m): 4:50pm On Aug 29, 2023*

Travel › Re: Nigeria’s Train To Nowhere Shows How Not To Build Public Transit - Bloomberg by festacman(m): 1:45pm On Aug 29, 2023

The person wey do Nigeria this thing should please have mercy on us. grin

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Ready To Fire Any Minister Over Incompetence, Says Ajuri Ngelale by festacman(m): 3:41pm On Aug 28, 2023*

If this statement is not to simply remind the ministers who is the boss, President Tinubu should make public, his action plans, deliverables and timelines for each ministry so that the citizens will also follow in monitoring and evaluation.

Hope it is not just all soundbites about innovation intended to make impression.

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Sports › Re: Chelsea Flop Mudryk Quotes Isaiah 41:10 As His Struggles Continue by festacman(m): 3:38pm On Aug 28, 2023

Mykhailo Mudryk should demand for a loan move before he forgets how to play football. He is too young to waste on the bench and the longer he stays on the bench the more he lose it mentally. He is a generational talent but going to Chelsea is increasingly proving a wrong move.

However if he is staying to fight for a place, whatever that means, I hope Pochettino would pay close attention to him.

Politics › Re: $9B Worth Of Gold Illegally Taken From Nigeria Annually-Femi Falana by festacman(m): 2:04pm On Aug 28, 2023

Politics › Re: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by festacman(m): 6:44pm On Aug 26, 2023

Lanre1st:
The thinking of the poor is far difference from the rich

Politics › Re: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by festacman(m): 5:52pm On Aug 26, 2023

LagosPrince:
Money is not a problem in this case .

Rich man no dey reason the way some not so rich people dey reason

It is not about being rich because I have seen poor men who borrow to go exotic places to propose and I have wealthy people who proposed at a friend's birthday party. So, exotic places are just to make impression of having a high taste or having a deep sense of romance.

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Politics › Re: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by festacman(m): 5:35pm On Aug 26, 2023

Why travel to Morocco to propose to a woman when you can propose to her while coming out of the bathroom in your house and then put half the money you spent going to Morocco in her account for being a good girl. grin

Ok, I know it is not my money but I am just saying, just trying to be creatively romantic.

Congratulations to them for taking it a notch higher.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu To Reintroduce Osinbajo’s Tax Amnesty Program by festacman(m): 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2023

updatechange:
Lolz, you’re still an olodo… and that’s how u ppl fail exams. It is boldly written there as a slang and slangs are always regarded as an informal language in a phrase.

Here’s the correct spelling and correct meaning 👇

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Reintroduce Osinbajo’s Tax Amnesty Program by festacman(m): 12:26pm On Aug 26, 2023

Deefirm:
The word 'seems' is an insult to the person of Taiwo, having the opportunity to be tutored by him even before he smelled the position he grew to in PWC, I can boldly tell you that man is one of the most practical tax Oracles we have in Nigeria. Anyday, anytime I give it to Taiwo when it comes to taxation.

I used "seems" because I am encountering him for the first time and I usually leave room for doubt when I do this because it helps me to recognize I am dealing with a fellow human being. It is never an attempt to devalue Taiwo.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu To Reintroduce Osinbajo’s Tax Amnesty Program by festacman(m): 12:22pm On Aug 26, 2023

updatechange:
Ode ignorance is no defense… learn your English right. What does onions means? Google is still your best friend mumu.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/know-ones-onions

cheesy

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Reintroduce Osinbajo’s Tax Amnesty Program by festacman(m): 8:47am On Aug 26, 2023

updatechange:
Wch one is onions? It’s onus… don’t know why ppl like misspelling the word

English master who is ignorant. cheesy

Politics › Re: 'It’s Too Late For Atiku To Use Chicago University Records Against Me', Tinubu by festacman(m): 7:07pm On Aug 25, 2023*

Tinubu's life has been magical, to say the least. There are too many questionable gaps but somehow he managed to fill them up anyways, escaping ambushes laid for him and stepping on stones thrown at him to rise and to keep moving forth.

From peasantry background in Osun State, he somehow ended up a Tinubu in Lagos and made it to US. From an anonymous background, he cowed both Obasanjo's onslaught and political dynasties to build a very expansive political structure across Nigeria. From poverty-stricken background, he took advantage of both legitimate and illegitimate opportunities to become wealthy.

Today, he is the president and the face of Nigeria after defying Buhari's amateurish opposition and following a highly controversial election in which his opponents chose to divide themselves into units rather than unite as a whole.

Look, if he survives the ongoing knotty legal onslaughts both home and abroad, I will move a motion for a bunch of sweet-smelling rose flower to be given to him because omor, what a ride it would been for him.

Truly, some mothers do have them.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu To Reintroduce Osinbajo’s Tax Amnesty Program by festacman(m): 3:05pm On Aug 25, 2023

This Taiwo Oyedele seems to know his onions. I am impressed by his approach as it has human face and recognizes peculiarities of Nigerian society. I won't be surprised if he was the person who worked with former VP Osinbajo on this tax initiative.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by festacman(m): 1:33pm On Aug 25, 2023*

What this means:

If you spend at least 1 hour to analyse football matches and than place a bet, take a bow, because you are not unemployed.

If you spend at least 1 hour to pose as a sexy lady online to chat with men, obtain their nudes and blackmail them, keep working hard because Nigeria regards you as gainfully employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour bombing formats out from your lappy, be happy because even though EFCC is unhappy about your activities NBS is happy you are employed.

If you spend at least 1 hour on hook-ups with a man, take a bow, you are contributing to the Nigeria's GDP.

If you spend at least 1 hour on X (Twitter) to drive impressions, take a bow, you are gainfully employed.

If you are among the people who spend at least 1 hour to watch movies online for money, repost porn works of porn artistes for money, etc., rejoice because you are not part of unemployed statistics in Nigeria.

Alleluia somebody, Nigerian economy is booming. grin

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Politics › Re: We’ll Release Tinubu’s Records If Court Grants Atiku’s Application, Says CSU by festacman(m): 4:48pm On Aug 24, 2023

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Politics › Re: "Why Is Tinubu Always Blaming People Over His Certificate Saga"? —Great Oracle by festacman(m): 4:20pm On Aug 24, 2023*

Sports › Re: Spain’s Coach Vilda Appears To Touch Female Inappropriately During Celebrations by festacman(m): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2023

VinnyBaba:
Brotherly.

I can Relate.

In 2008 UCL UEFA champions league when Arsenal beat AC Milan 2 0,
I was watching the Match in my Landlord's house.🙂

His Fine Daughter was Celebrating Emmanuel Adebayor's goal
and She Rush come where I dey.
Na so Baba QUICKLY Hugged am VERY TIGHTLY o.! 😊😎

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Politics › Re: Emefiele, FG May Settle Out Of Court Over Fraud Allegations - The Cable by festacman(m): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2023*

Finally, it looks like the former president and other interested parties are putting in words for Godwin Emefiele.

If FG accepts this plea bargaining proposal, it means either it doesn't have enough evidence to, successfully, prosecute Emefiele or some 'interested parties' know that going further with prosecution will reveal documents and testimonies under cross examinations which will implicate them or their companies directly or indirectly.

Yes, plea bargaining saves government money and time, but it is difficult to trust politicians to structure a deal that will ensure massive recovery of assets from Emefiele. So obviously, Nigeria will lose out again as usual. Sad!

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Sports › Re: Spain’s Coach Vilda Appears To Touch Female Inappropriately During Celebrations by festacman(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2023*

Let them allow Spain just enjoy this world cup in peace. In moments such as winning of a tournament, a contract or a court case, it is often difficult to hold back in strict obedience to sense of correctness. Yes, it may be an opportunity for twisted minds to execute to content of their minds but it is not always the case.

For example, when I used to patronise viewing centre I have witnessed a beautiful girl who hugged a dirty-looking fellow Chelsea fan following the last UCL cup Chelsea won. The girl recovered thereafter and recoiled while the dude sat quietly reminiscing on what just happened. It all happened in split second of expression of pure joy. I am sure he will forever be grateful to Kai Havertz for that precious moment. grin

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Politics › Re: "Nigeria To Have A Theme Song" - Minster Of Art, Culture & Creative Economy by festacman(m): 12:13pm On Aug 23, 2023*

I admit that people that who worked during campaign should be compensated buy I also want to insist that the current system of nominating and assigning ministers is faulty.

The childish priority Barr. Hannatu Musa Musawa is pointer to her being a round peg in a square hole. She should start by meeting with experienced practitioners and critical stakeholders from all branches of the creative industry with a view to developing at least 4 to 8 year-roadmap.

Imagine having a practitioner in the creative industry who understands the the journey so far, the challenges and the prospects of creative industry in Nigeria. Imagine appointing Keke Ogungbe, Zik Zulu Okafor, etc as a Minister in charge this strategic ministry. Or better still, why not pick from many creative industry practitioners who worked as part Tinubu campaign team

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Politics › Re: Nigerians’ll Soon Beg FG To Leave Them In Poverty – Shehu Sani by festacman(m): 12:01pm On Aug 23, 2023

Massive massive dose of sarcasm from 'blogger' Shehu Sani but if you reflect deeply on it you will agree.

The promise of successive Nigerian governments to lift people out of poverty end up pushing more people into poverty while making the rich politicians richer and more powerful.

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Politics › Re: Vice President Kashim Shettima In Johannesburg Library by festacman(m): 11:43am On Aug 23, 2023

Nigerians politicians and photo sessions are 5 & 6.

Personally, I like Shettima for his intellect, sense of humour and immense infrastructural work in Borno State even in the face of raging war. However, I am struggling to make any sense of this picture taken and released by his team? I mean there is no book he wants in VP office library that he can't order and get even in matter of days to facilitate his knowledge. So why this 'denge' pose in South African library?

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Politics › Re: We Spent N96.5bn To Print, Distribute Naira Notes In 2022, Says CBN by festacman(m): 9:20pm On Aug 22, 2023

What was Emefiele thinking? At this rate, I bet, he is a dead meat hanging on a tree. Nothing you will tell me.

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Celebrities › Re: This Video Of A Lady Using Kettle That Look Like Manhood Causes Chaos Online. by festacman(m): 9:00pm On Aug 22, 2023

See undiluted joy on her face.

Phallus has always been an object worship for women over the ages.

Politics › Re: If Hypocrisy Were A Person, It Would Be Oshiomhole's Female Lookalike - Omokri by festacman(m): 8:53pm On Aug 22, 2023

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Oby looks more like Obasanjo than Oshomole. Perhaps Reno is afraid of using Baba Iyabo instead.

Politics › Re: If Hypocrisy Were A Person, It Would Be Oshiomhole's Female Lookalike - Omokri by festacman(m): 7:49pm On Aug 22, 2023

Zxcvbnmghtr:
The concern is Oshiomole being one of the most handsome men on planet Earth Oby compliments that being one of the most beautiful women on the same planet Earth.

I am not sure Oshiomole and Oby will be happy with you.

Politics › Re: If Hypocrisy Were A Person, It Would Be Oshiomhole's Female Lookalike - Omokri by festacman(m): 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2023

Wetin concern erudite distinguished Senator Adams Oshiomole for this matter now?

Somebody should tell that jobless gigolo Reno Omokri that he can attack Oby Ezekwesili if he has issues with her without insulting another neutral person in his social media ***licking madness.

This is nonsense. There should be boundaries in banters.

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Politics › Re: El-rufai Warns ECOWAS: Military Intervention In Niger Is War Between Brothers by festacman(m): 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2023

NOETHNICITY:
What kind of mumu analysis is this.
I sometimes wonder in amazement at the low level of most NL. How una even take dey breath with this kind lazy brain wey una pack full head.

Politics › Re: El-rufai Warns ECOWAS: Military Intervention In Niger Is War Between Brothers by festacman(m): 9:41am On Aug 22, 2023

El Rufai is licking his wounds and waiting for President Tinubu to enter the Niger war trap so he will embark on big-time ethnic and religious campaign of calumny against the president. He is waiting, praying and listening to Reggae music. grin

Tinubu should tread softly.

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Politics › Re: Buhari & Emefiele Chat With Tinubu On Eve Of Swearing-In (Throwback Photo) by festacman(m): 9:34am On Aug 22, 2023*

I gave him free hand to run CBN. Hold him responsible.

Buhari really used and dumped Emefiele. Sad. Very sad. Kai.

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