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Hmm this is funny

Women bashing men, Men bashing women thread.

I have always said it. Lone wolf is the best way to survive. live your life with no attachment and no limit.

But trust funny men, always looking for codependency with women who are always looking for a provider ( not financially alone, security, loneliness, societal norms etc).

Hmm let me keep quiet and be observing all the gender wars. The future will be depressive for most people when they realise it late. That they should have lived the life of a lone wolf who is always prepared and ready for what life throws at it.

Lol

Hmm you didn't stand your ground from the initial stage.

Your wife and her friend were into party with guys before your marriage

You wife went to have an affair and she needed you to commit too so there will be no guilt on her part.

How to confirm this?

Play the usual you. Let them come into the room as usual. Then try to have sex with your wife while are friend is there. Why?

You will get the answer to your problem:

Which is, it is either her friend will join, and if your wife accept it and doesn't react, just know you married a retired olosho and she and her friend have been in the game long ago in school.

Or if she reacts, then know that your wife might not be aware of what she has created .

Whatever the case is play along oga. Your marriage is already over. I can't see any way out. So enjoy your two wives together or separately, do this as long it can. Cause it is already over .

Hmm where do I start from?

So sex is now a necessity on 14th of February?

Is it food?

5-10 secs orgasm , even if you like do stamina sex of 1-2hrs on top , na still 5-10 secs orgasm?

Well when I was still a fool and believe love was magical ( magic gan na scam ), I didn't need to have sex on valentine's Day.

I believe once you start planning to get something in return of a gift or appreciation from a relationship. It is now a transactional relationship simple.

So If a guy buys you gift and take you out on Valentine's day, he must have sex abi (as return on investment). The mumu guy too will now be vexing or planning a retaliation plan accordingly to how much he spent . He needs to recover it back with sex ba.

Same apply to ladies once he buys you gift and take you out , you feel you must sex him abi to show appreciation on valentine's day. ( Indirectly you are a dishonest prostitute - your relationship is transactional).

Even so called prostitute are honest than you cause they state their price for a service. But you denial your self of the reality that you are a dishonest prostitute. Simple truth.

You use yourself as the so-called sexual object you fervently denial. All because of a simple gesture that could have been done on a random day apart from 14th of February.

Well please do as you like Oooh. No bi me get Una reproductive system. Enjoy pass disease, get pregnant, born bastards, commit abortion, commit sin , cheat on eachother, get unsolicited gifts, show off your stupidity to the world just because today is VALENTINE'S DAY.

Hmmm ok oo

Don't understand what all this hype is for.
But I am waiting to read stories from tomorrow sha.

Those that will come here and rant. We have listening ears and eyes to see.

Enjoy your fool and mockery day.

MRcocaFanta:
It's like you don't know the power a virgin possesses.

Reason why female virgins are mostly require as sacrifices in movies and there is another reason why Nuns are virgins.

My brother, when five to ten virgin nuns with clean heart gather together to pray for you with ancient Gregorian chants and in Latin.

I swear the way you go blow ehn, e go be like say you do money rituals, everything about your life will be magical, each phone calls to your phones a potential money connection.

If you have a young sister or daughter that is a virgin, nurture her into the holy Christian race, let her be deep into JESUS and Christianity and watch as your life and that of the family turn out for Good.

The power of a Virgin.

Any man that has a virgin lady as a girlfriend or lover has hit a jackpot for life.

Oga why now . Lmao

You have gone far with this one.

This is a whole new level Oooh.

Lol nothing is impossible nowadays.

Everything is possible.

Impossibility is nothing.

That is all i can say.

funmisticqueen2:
to nuture and take care of the family

Good that is all I need to know.

Because when most female and male don't want to accept their traditional roles and they come here and start complaining.

I ask why get married then, if you don't want to play your role as husband or wife. It doesn't make sense.

I have opted out for personal reasons. But it disgust me when both sides bring out funny theory. They both reverse their role and are complaining.

funmisticqueen2:
Your main job as a man is to provide for and protect your family, is that now too much for you?

That is true traditionally. Please what is the main job of a woman?

Please answer sincerely.

Tochi2020:
This is so sad. She drank sniper because she was dumped by her boyfriend of 4 years she dated...Valentine is fast approaching, Girls be wise!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWcFF7MN4k

Next time you see someone who is in that state because of poison or sniper, make sure you make her drink a lot of RED OIL. It will calm the poison down for that moment. Rush her to the hospital immediately. Instead of watching and videoing the whole event.

Hmm

Tochi2020:
This is so sad. She drank sniper because she was dumped by her boyfriend of 4 years she dated...Valentine is fast approaching, Girls be wise!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWcFF7MN4k

Next you see someone who is that state because of poison or sniper, make sure you make her drink a lot of RED OIL. It will calm the poison down for that moment. Rush her to the hospital immediately. Instead of watching and videoing the whole event.

Hmm

drizzymtbee:
My advice to all of ya, don't trust anybody , spend more time in doing the things that u have passion for, only put ur trust in God, nobody cares about u they are only looking for interests when there is no more they will leave u eventually, Love without Jesus is Sham

Deep. This is so true. Even your family members. what you stated apply to them. Once you can achieve and embrace aloneness plus God now guide you to your wealth part. My brother your life becomes limitless.

This is what am working on achieving. A no limit life where I am not restrained to any societal norms, family, marriage or relationship, friends , etc. Because all this mentioned people above have failed me and i learnt the hard way that you can't really rely on anybody.

I usually try to advise that the lone wolf path is the best way to survive. Nothing can come as a surprise to you once you can embrace it. But I realise people start to look at you like weirdo. So now I believe they must experience it. I don't discuss matter that no one has not had the experience before. Simple.

EVILFOREST:
YOUNG MEN should stop getting married to these nowadays LADIES.
How can you save up to 3 million Naira, just to get married to someone that will berate and rubbish your image.
Getting married these days reduces your LIFE SPAN.

EMBRACE the BABY MAMA OPTION.
It pays a lot.
With such, your PEACE OF MIND as a MAN is guaranteed and that's the only supreme thing in marital union.

As a LADY, if you are not yet READY to LISTEN to a MAN, PLEASE never contemplate MARRIAGE.

This is another opinion, i highly support.

Normally I even prefer don't marry and have legacy via surrogate.

You see most of the ladies nowadays are problematic. They will form virtue signalling, give some men constant sex of all positions, clean the house, good food until you marry them.

Men too being to easily to manipulate will marry them.

What most men and women don't understand is that love is sacrificial. You will work, hustle, too create a home. You will continue sacrificing your time and years to maintain and ensure the family stands . In literal term you are enslaving yourself for your wife and kids.

Then one lady will still treat you like shit because of her entitlement and hypergamous nature. Well most men accept their faith of being in such relationships.

Before I use to call them weak or betamales. But overtime I have learnt they accepted it. It is actually a choice, which puts them in a worse situation because the lady will never change nor respect them on a long-term.

Most marriages not all, is just a sad path to take . Simple.

Gbam

Lmao deep shit. Just too hard for me to swallow.
Don't marry Una no go hear.

This is even nothing. The story wey we go hear in next 10 yes go worse pass this.

Hmm

Lmao

Lol

Lol at some girls role model.

Disgusting and disheartening.

Lol you both are just funny.

I already read alot of comments and still they are all funny.

The ladies claiming oga needs to pay for all as he is the man. Lol

The men claiming equality since ladies love to claim equal to men.

It is just pure nonsense. You see your marriage is set for problems and issues. If you both can't agree to simple stuff like this. She feels entitled. You are not ready too for marriage sincerely oga.

After the so called marriage, she will always talk and rubbish you once you share the bills equally ( even though that is the right thing to do).

No matter what you do to please a woman, she will never be satisfied. My brother tell her what you can afford and keep to it. If she can't agree or abide by it, hmm free her ooo.

You can avoid all these future unnecessary issues now before it is too late. Ok oooo

Lol

Lol

Hmm

visijo:
Instead of buying him gifts on Valentine’s Day, just give him the money let him pay the people he’s owing.

You made my night. Lmao

Off point comment like this just always put a smile on my face.

Especially when most people are just blabbing funny things and I am trying to pick one or two thing out of the blabbing.

There is always a nanoscopic sense in people's nonsense. Simple.

Lol is it by force to marry ?

Always one issue or the other. You will just realize that your life was more peaceful without all these marital trivia matters .

Hmm ok . Keep commenting oo. I am reading and learning the more reason to focus on my path jeje.

Hmm

Riele:
What if it is true ?

Got a problem ?

Nope, just made things more clear and vivid to me now.

Have a great day.

Arthur21:
There are several groups of rude women
1) bitter frustrated ladies(example CHoccolaTE,lilmissfavvy) they are usually evening newspapers that have never found a right man for themselves thus fire at any male they talk to.
2)foolish ladies(riele,ladies forever group,amatarasha).. Just immature ladies with no common sense.

3)hot tempered ladies(michelekabod)- you don't want to encounter her when she is angry.

4) mentally deranged ladies ( missghosted,funmisticqueen)

So right on all these monikers

Riele:
Who said I wrote Neco ? .

My Waec result was out last year .

Please tell me this is not true

luminouz:
Your own comment is stupendously inañe too. Firstly,lagferry and the boats were commissioned last year when the okada ban wasn't in effect.
Secondly, there arw plans to increase the ferries and not all lagosians will use it,so what's the issue with you? Imagine 30-50 boats ferrying people to and fro everyday,that will surely help some people. Even lagbuses in their hundreds never stopped the traffic issue of Lagos,so what's your point.
Thirdly, you either depend on okada to survive or have dependents who do. You ignored the high influx of unregistered northerners who made the business high risk,constituted a nuisance and increased crime rate in Lagos? Why Dafuq did u think the ban was announced? Shiit is going on underneath that your myopic eyes couldn't see. So chill out and make do with the new alternatives..

Lastly,your moniker is fisher07... Shouldn't u be happy you will be closer to ur fish cousins when you use lagferry everyday?

You see I made my points and opinions clear without focusing or attacking anyone .
Now instead of you to state your opinion in a civilised manner, you decided to denounce yourself.

Let me help you so that you can find meaning and solution to your existence.

Your problem started from your father by not knowing which sperm and which womb to conceive it in.

I accept that your errors or lack of understanding came from the combination of your parents.

You see erection dysfunctional sperm or quick ejaculation leads to children who later become adults like you. If only your father knew he would have just wiped you off immediately or told your mother to swallow you.

Now see the end result of your parents stupidity and mistake. You now come on nairaland to just denounce yourself and exhibits pure stupidity.

Trust me you need inner reflection to understand and accept you were a mistake. Then once you've accepted, you can now find a solution to your problem.

I leave you with your circumstance. Qoute me at your peril.

Iwantpeace:
I Need Advice About My Brother Inlaw Attitude

Hello good morning Nairalanders. I have been a guest and a member of this forum for quite some time now. I have equally seen and learnt from the inputs of many issues brought here especially family one. So I decided to create this new account.

I am a new married woman, my marriage is barely 3 months. Before we got married I and my husband agreed that visitors will not stay longer than 2 weeks in our home. Although he begged me that his immediate younger brother whom has been staying with him will stay for a while or comes to stay with us anytime he is on holidays.

I reluctantly agreed just for peace to reign. He shuttles between our home and my SIL homes for now. To cut the long story short, prior to when we got married that I go visit my then fiancé, anytime I cook this guy is fond of dipping his hands into my pot of soup or food without asking me and this is what I am not comfortable with and I really don't like it. I have sister in law too and I have sisters too anytime I go visiting I don't dip my hands into their pot of food without their consent I see it as something disrespectful.

Again, I couldn't talk then because I feel he may say 'ha dem never marry her she dun de get attitude', now he's continued the same attitude. Yesterday, I made food for the house, dished his own, he ate and slept off when he woke up late in the night he went to my pot again and spoilt my dishing spoon in the process. meanwhile I have not dished out my husband's meal.

Coincidentally, my husband came in from work at that moment and I was going to the kitchen to serve him his meal when I saw him doing what I don't like. When he saw me he said 'this spoon dun spoil '. I kept quiet. I later discussed with my husband, told him that I am not happy with the way his brother is entering my kitchen anyhow n because I am someone that don't like keeping things in my mind I like saying it out to free myself. When I told my husband he said we will talk in the morning.

This morning, the first thing this brother in law of mine was to go straight to the kitchen to look for something to eat. This is someone that will eat and keep the dishes, whenever he is around I don't stay in the living room anymore, my room and my phone is my companion because we stay in a one bedroom flat for now. He's giving me this attitude of it's my brother's house so I can do as I please, when he comes back he expects me to greet him first. I am not saying he cannot stay but my main issue is that he is tempering with my kitchen and trying to flex muscles with me.

Pls how do I handle this issue with my husband amicably because up till now he hasn't said anything and it's bothering me?

I shouldn't give you this advice, cause as a lady you should know what to do.

Advice 1:
The neck controls the head without the head even noticing.

Advice 2:
You are a lady. You know how to make small and short meal for two and half. Meaning you specify to your in-law that the food left is for Oga.

Or you prepare meal when oga is almost home. To ensure he eats it.

The two is for you and the half is for him incase he wants to complain.

Advice 3:
Use your femine trait and power, you have it. When oga don satisfy discuss with oga the wey serpent discussed with you wey you take convince am for the garden. Lol

Although this should be the last option oo. Lmao

Hmm

This doesn't add up. Most will say nice move to decongest Lagos. But trust me this is a dumb move.

Why

First of all, past week ago, he cut or reduce most of the working transportation means that have been effective over the years.

Only to introduce only 10-20 boats not transportation ferries. Seriously. This means of transport that any problem or accident means 80% death for commuters.

In developed countries, people build on existing system and improve on it. In Nigeria we stop or destroy that for personal gains.

Even reading some comments both above and below shows me why we are in this state.