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GoooodHardDick:
In another news, it was said that the girl ate his money and refused to marry him.

Nigeria girls with Free things, you wan chop but you no wan pay

The foolish SIMP Chinese man should be dealt with no Mercy. death sentence straight

thaoriginator:

Lmao!
Angel dey wear golden wig naawaao
Hold up! Wait a minute, he even saw Juliana, Gloria and ifoema, the girls he toasted and fúcked while he was alive in heaven. What a cheap heaven called cool city
Na Zeus thunder go strike that your dirty black lying yansh

abc115:
"My Competitor who did not know what's Green Energy"- Atiku

Video link:

"My Competitor who did not know what's Green Energy"

I dare Peter Obi to reply Atiku 😂 pic.twitter.com/pEgoXsDMEu

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) September 16, 2022

Ezewuzie01:
You expect olodo who graduated with third class in Philosophy to know what green energy is The dunce is as dull as his Ipob supporters.

sisisioge:
Hmmm....we are warm blooded and always want companionship. Besides, the winter period na wahala, I heard. The guy probably thought he could tell his family to look for a "good" woman from his village for him....he trusted his cultural and homegrown values. The ones with him in the US already know their rights and their culture is "different". The ones at home call him Obim with bended knees. Poor guy didnt see it coming . Surprisingly, oyinbos don't pull the "I'm a woman and can destroy you" ticket as much as the foreigners pull it. The mostly still manage to stay amiable with their ex spouses unlike us. It is well fa.

ecolime:
It's this same OP that posted the below when someone said married women that consistently deny their husbands sex are probably cheats and do not love their husbands.
Not true. A woman can love you and not be in the mood. The problem with you men is that you are so highly insensitive and all you care about is you yourself and you especially when it comes to sex. It's like a woman should not have a say over her own body just to please you.

If a woman is not in the mood and you keep complaining and forcing yourself on her, she'll begin to dislike you. Me I will just hate you. Let me not even mince words here. 

ElBenny:
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �
Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"

jeromestarks:
The only thing I admire about the royal family is their strong rule on marrying a virgin.
Do you know that one of the princes, Prince Edward, was dethroned as the crowned prince because he was deeply in love with a woman he didn't disvirgin?
The guy lost his position as the next king of Britain.
The Royal Family knew that marrying a non virgin is a sure way to train bastards; no bastard should be allowed to rule a great nation like Britain.


Men, if you want a true bloodline, marry a virgin else, you will have children who will wake up one day and begin to sell all your heritage and your forefathers heritage. You will have children who will fight and kill one another over land or house. You will have daughters who will see Pvssy as money making tool ( the British called these kinda girls "women with easy virtue" or whor3) and you will have children who will struggle and struggle in life but will amount to nothing!

Do not punish your generation to come. Do not creat problem for your innocent children. Do not breed mistakes. MARRY A VIRGIN.

The non virgin
The Edward who lost his glory
The father of Queen Elizabeth II who is wise enough to marry a virgin.

lhordspy:
Something those ungrateful miscreants will forever deny. I do wonder how a state governor will be wasting his time educating those block heads. People who believe buhari died and is still dead. Are they not beyond repair? so irredeemable.
But all their focus in life is pushing down a coward third class graduate with little or no political significance and influence down our throat through insults, blind hate, and tribal bigotry.

A man who couldnt face a mere Atiku and wike in a PDP presidential primary. who ran away like a political coward that he is. But wants to face JAGABAN, a political god. It's okay to dream.

A man that act, speak and talks like the president of Ladipo spare part traders association. Very unpresidential person.

Invested Anambra state funds into beer parlour business and ran it into historical loss.
Tufiakwa.

HarlequinLekex:
A young man has cancelled his wedding after his fiancee failed to reveal who bought her an iphone13promax.

Her curious lover asked her who got her the expensive phone and she insisted that it was a family member, when further asked to disclose the name of the family member, the lady refused and this infuriated her lover who immediately cancelled the wedding. Story shared on social media by @Rita-Army a friend to the heart broken man.

hisexcellency34:
just pretending

Bvlgari:
Suspected ritualist runs mad in his hotel room


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXVJvnv7Uo

Corridon:
Tinubu is not proud of his root.

nlfpmod:
As shared by Gyn Doctor:
https://twitter.com/gyn_doctor/status/1569537530558562304?t=9JiIsiLs7c9fASW07mRpmQ&s=08[/quote]But Doctors in the House...Pls Who Went Down there to Twist it,Pls? Why will it Twist on it's own Pls?

Michelle70:
Oya, Ipobs u all can now come out from wherever u are hiding and start enforcing sit at home.

touchalex25:
I don’t think anyone has more experience than Buhari one time head of state, contested about 4 times before finally gaining power yet will all those experience look at where we are as a Nation

LeoDeKing:
We igbos love Nnamdi Kanu.

He was sent by Abiama to come rescue umu Chineke. He is our god.

And by our creation, we don't take responsibility for anything done by us.

We therefore blame Tinubu,an Buhari, fulani herdsmen and dss for this.

Crimpsy:
Op, is not everything u ask on nairaland

This your question can simply be asked on google and google will give u the full meaning of BTW

Jostoman:
This OP no get work, can't you see that they are packing it

Tunjibalogun:
I'm a Catholic but once in a while I get to attend pentecostal churches when invited by colleagues though. So I went to this very well known pentecostal church. I found out the following:

(1) They've now modelled their church into several services just as it is done in the Catholic Church unlike before when they go to church by 7am and return by 2pm

(2) They have the pictures of their daddy GO inside the church just like the Catholics use those of Jesus

(3)They also had ornaments like holy oil just like in the Catholic church

(4) They have communion service just like in the Catholic church. I took their wine and communion though

It seems to me like the essence of the pentecostalism is now been defeated because the pentecostal churches we knew when growing up never had these aspects that resembled the Catholic Church practices. To add to it some pentecostal churches now ordain bishops too which were never existent to them them except to the orthodox churches.

Kentox:
I'm coming for you.

immortalcrown:
Uwa na-eme ntughari.

But why is polygamy his area of focus?

Among all the faith-related misunderstandings, why is polygamy the one chooses to tackle?

Maybe his own "calling" is to justify polygamy.

immortalcrown:
Uwa na-eme ntughari.

But why is polygamy his area of focus?

Among all the faith-related misunderstandings, why is polygamy the one chooses to tackle?

Maybe his own "calling" is to justify polygamy.

1TripleC:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/09/11/anglican-priest-resigns-to-form-polygamous-movement/amp/

MaxInDHouse:
If this is your PERSONAL belief do you think it's the same with others?
Because some people's belief may contradict yours!

Yoruba1stson:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/09/10/remi-tinubu-what-i-will-do-when-my-husband-wins-in-2023/

ivolt:
The quota system pseudocommunist professor is really enjoying her 5 minutes of fame.

Under a meritocracy, she would be on welfare stipends to stay afloat.

etokhana:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-presidential-aide-backing-atiku-pdp-wike-alleges/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1662647300

IboHausaYoruba:
She foolishly carried African (Nigeria) mentality enter UK.

nlfpmod:
A statement regarding recent social media posts by Uju Anya.

https://twitter.com/CarnegieMellon/status/1567975991330615297

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7323010/uju-anyas-hateful-post-queen

Hanibbal:
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/07/politics/army-soldier-kicked-out-fbi-killian-m-ryan/index.html