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MRbrownJAY: as much as her story is painful to hear, she MUST go back to Nigeria. this is the decision that the British Gov took and she should follow the law. no sympathy should be taken into consideration as this will simply open the door for more asylum seeker (or what not) to do the same thing as a last attempt to stay in the UK.Go back for where? Na you go put am for plane? Abeg chill this girl is going no where no be UK? UK no be like USA, before dem deport persin here dem go sweat, wait till she give birth to a child then they'll have no option but to grant her leave to remain. |
Naturally beautiful |
Sometimes I wonder how UKBA staffs reason, there are far more obvious cases of fake marriages thay they do nothing about especially those that involved EU citizens. This girl will NOT be deported, all the bragado you're reading on newspaper is different to what's truly happening, I have seen far worst cases of people who doesn't even have anything reasonable to hang on to yet they were granted leave to remain. |
black male: One of The bicth Chania Brooks,is supposedly married with kids..my heart goes out to the hubby and kids...smhSometimes I wonder what women really want ![]() |
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Marotzke: Funny, nobody have abused the American president ala Retardeen, clueless,for not preventing this outrage in a federal prison. No one is even insinuating that Tavon White did what he did because like the president he is Black. If this had happened in Nigeria, Dayokanu, Bluetooth, even this girl Gbankiti abi Berem will hold the president personally liable and call him names as if he is the one that held down the Warders for actiom. Shakiru aka shymexx would have given a disjointed lecture on how Africa and particularly Nigeria is so cursed that he is happy dodging deportation from England than staying back to witness shyte. Now every one is submitting matured rejoinders without abuse or rancour. Nairalanders I de greet una o.Seriously what is your point? Consenting adults decided to fcck themselves how is that anyone's problem? If the prison is unsafe, not adequately funded or prisoners are being tortured then I can reason with your comparison. |
talktimi: oga are you trying to imply that its only Gbawe who has the right to insult people on this forum ? I don't see you castigating him for insulting others who hold opposing views except you're a "bigot" yourselfI'm not a bigot and will never be one, Gbawe is very passionate about what he believes in but I've not seen him making any tribalist or sectarian post. If you think I'm wrong pls show me any of his posts that proves he's a bigot and I'll not hesitate to confemn him. |
[quote author=Ejiné]There was another story about a black female guard who had sexx with a white supremacist KKK prisoner. The guy ended up exposing her, and she lost her job. Things are happening in AmeriKKKa.[/quote]Really? |
antiembezzle: Gbawe you are too old to sell your consience so cheap, are you saying fashola, tinubu and acn are not corrupt or you mean we don't have the right to hear about their wicked and corrupt activities in their various states,or that people are only right when they debase GEJ and PDP but praise acn? You better take your red eyes elsewhere you old shameless hypocrite. What we need is better leadership not minding whose ox is being gored and with this way you guys carry out your hypocrisy, buhari cried yesterday, tinubu cries today, fashola to cry tomorrow. Who the hell are you silly uncircumcised islamists trying to fool? Poor liars...You have bigotory written all over your with the bolded nauseating comment of yours. |
4 correctional female officers? I can see how they are correcting him ![]() Honestly, I sometimes wonder that as much as there are many claims of sex being cheap in the US some folks especially ladies seems to struggle to get their Congo shined hence the need to descend so low sometimes. |
[quote author=NLG_woodey]It is a lot easier to negotiate with a wife that is not fully under the influence and goading of her mother. You will never know until you get in. I guess the lure of visa to USA made her package herself well that I misinterpreted the shortcomings that was so obvious that even a blind person could see it. It was all my fault. I fall mugu big time the way she and her mother packaged her. She used to pray and even speak in tongue when we were engaged but now the church is a no-go area. I just filed for divorce. I don't care what it takes but I will pay whatever the court decides just to get her away from me. For her family, it is about the money. But all I need is love and peace of mind. I now understand why they say money can buy a house but not a home. I never consumed alcoholic beverages until I got married. Now it is from the office to the bar to get inebriated before heading home for sleep. Hopefully, she will be asleep b4 I get home. If you really care all you can do is to remember me in your prayers. [/quote]Eh ya! you don enter one chance pele bro your own case is understandable. |
shawlay: If u use ur parents, It only means u hope to die before them. If u use ur brother u just put ur wife and kids life in the hands of nother man making life difficult for them that's why some extended folks come and start claiming power over what they did not sow. If u don't trust a woman then why marry her?this thing dey vex me sha. Women go extra miles for men and men just act carelessly.if u like use ur grandfather na+100000 likes |
skyfall: Who let this Okugbe pig out of the sty to start making this howling noise about APC? We'll change his name from attack dog to attack pig.LMAO Okupe is number 1 omo ale of Yorubaland, with his head like that of bush pig and a body which obviously showns signs of obesity who knows may be he'll even live to see 2014. Olosi omo irankiran |
Allegory: Your comments are always so dumb like that of someone that has once suffered a mental illness. Anyway, it doesn't concern me per seLWKMD una dey fight before? |
Gbawe: Most people know not to tak this tomakint character seriously. If he is a "son of the soil" from Ondo or even from the South West then I am Roman Abramovich. He says "ACN will never regain Ondo State" , abeg help me ask "son of the soil" when ACN led Ondo in the past as he implies.Exactly! So many funny characters on NL |
nnafather: I'm not trying to fool myself. My next of kin is God. Address; Heaven. Occupation; King of kings and Lord of lords.If anything happens to me, let them go and find God to come and sign for my assets. If they can't find Him, they remain untouched.Lol I hope you know what a next of kin means? |
The way many Nigerians think never cease to amaze me: 1.They believe next of kin should be their brother, mother, father, pastor etc 2.They believe any misfortune they have is caused by witches and wizards 3. The compare the president with their father, so must not be criticised 4.They turn their pastors to mini god using Bible verse like 'touch not my annointed' whenever it suits them 5. Believe they can bribe God by simply sowing seeds, tithes etc even when they wallow in sin The lists is endless, sometimes I wonder if its not the same country I grew up in ![]() |
Ejiuka: My Pastor or my close church brotherSeriously ![]() |
[quote author=ShyM-X]UK prisons aren't like hotel albeit not as tough as naija prisons but I don't think you want your worst enemy in those cages for a day... The psychological effects of being on lockdown for 23hrs a day isn't a joke, bro... I honestly don't think Americans get that type of treatment, tbh..[/quote]Prisoners are not usually locked up for 23 hrs a day in UK prisons except may be the violent prisoners. There are also different categories of prison, some prisons provides training, exercise regime etc for their inmates. |
Desperadoes ![]() |
Invisible tears in my eyes |
4llerbuntu: e be like dem just pay 40 laptop dem salary. ![]() |
Omg |
fkaz: You want him to be infected with cluelessnessLwkmd ![]() |
Not sure if this topic shoould be here? https://www.nairaland.com/1266604/no-water-him-let-him |
What is religion turning this world to?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312807/Burma-riots-Horrifying-moment-Buddhists-set-Muslim-man.html |
DeCleff: My Advise To Massob And Co On Attack StrategyOrdinary people will suffer if that approach is taken and they may still not realise their secessionist ambition. By the way I find your reference to a war film and simplicity of your ideas very laughable. |
There is nothing wrong in seeking for self determination and seeking for it in a peaceful manner (as I've not heard that massob engages in any violent crime).However, I believe massob as it is now does not have the support of majority of Ibos, without a massive support from their kinsmen they' 'll continue to be seen as some bunch of disgruntled and jobless noise makers. They should take a cue from Scottish National Party by trying to build a political party with nothing but 100% igbo nationalistic ideas. Their party should be able to control all Ibo states.Without being successful politically in igbo states, there is no way they can make any progress with the way they are going about their plans for secession. |
Pukkah: Will you stop baselessly declaring anyone as a man of God! It's only God that knows his men.Exactly! |
Dreal1247: .Nothing but scaremongering he'll issue a curse? Does he has monopoly of issuing curses ![]() |


pele bro your own case is understandable.