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TravelRe: Nigerian Took Overdose To Avoid Deportation From The UK by funnyx(m): 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2013
MRbrownJAY: as much as her story is painful to hear, she MUST go back to Nigeria. this is the decision that the British Gov took and she should follow the law. no sympathy should be taken into consideration as this will simply open the door for more asylum seeker (or what not) to do the same thing as a last attempt to stay in the UK.

there are many ways to fight such cases, but attempting suicide is NOT one of them.
Go back for where? Na you go put am for plane? Abeg chill this girl is going no where no be UK?
UK no be like USA, before dem deport persin here dem go sweat, wait till she give birth to a child then they'll have no option but to grant her leave to remain.
CelebritiesRe: Bukky Wright's New Look In Traditional Attire (PICTURES) by funnyx(m): 4:43pm On Apr 25, 2013
Naturally beautiful
TravelRe: Nigerian Took Overdose To Avoid Deportation From The UK by funnyx(m): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2013
Sometimes I wonder how UKBA staffs reason, there are far more obvious cases of fake marriages thay they do nothing about especially those that involved EU citizens.
This girl will NOT be deported, all the bragado you're reading on newspaper is different to what's truly happening, I have seen far worst cases of people who doesn't even have anything reasonable to hang on to yet they were granted leave to remain.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Powerful' Prisoner Impregnates Four Guards by funnyx(m): 4:20pm On Apr 25, 2013
black male: One of The bicth Chania Brooks,is supposedly married with kids..my heart goes out to the hubby and kids...smh
Sometimes I wonder what women really want huh
FamilyRe: If You Get A Baby Boy Today, What Name Would You Give Him? by funnyx(m): 2:35pm On Apr 25, 2013
Oluwaseyifunmi
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Powerful' Prisoner Impregnates Four Guards by funnyx(m): 12:23pm On Apr 25, 2013
Marotzke: Funny, nobody have abused the American president ala Retardeen, clueless,for not preventing this outrage in a federal prison. No one is even insinuating that Tavon White did what he did because like the president he is Black. If this had happened in Nigeria, Dayokanu, Bluetooth, even this girl Gbankiti abi Berem will hold the president personally liable and call him names as if he is the one that held down the Warders for actiom. Shakiru aka shymexx would have given a disjointed lecture on how Africa and particularly Nigeria is so cursed that he is happy dodging deportation from England than staying back to witness shyte. Now every one is submitting matured rejoinders without abuse or rancour. Nairalanders I de greet una o.
Seriously what is your point? Consenting adults decided to fcck themselves how is that anyone's problem?
If the prison is unsafe, not adequately funded or prisoners are being tortured then I can reason with your comparison.
PoliticsRe: Embattled Lagos Speaker To Probe Fashola by funnyx(m): 11:50am On Apr 25, 2013
talktimi: oga are you trying to imply that its only Gbawe who has the right to insult people on this forum ? I don't see you castigating him for insulting others who hold opposing views except you're a "bigot" yourself undecided
I'm not a bigot and will never be one, Gbawe is very passionate about what he believes in but I've not seen him making any tribalist or sectarian post. If you think I'm wrong pls show me any of his posts that proves he's a bigot and I'll not hesitate to confemn him.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Powerful' Prisoner Impregnates Four Guards by funnyx(m): 11:20am On Apr 25, 2013
[quote author=Ejiné]There was another story about a black female guard who had sexx with a white supremacist KKK prisoner.

The guy ended up exposing her, and she lost her job.

Things are happening in AmeriKKKa.[/quote]Really? shocked That girl must be a f00l
PoliticsRe: Embattled Lagos Speaker To Probe Fashola by funnyx(m): 11:18am On Apr 25, 2013
antiembezzle: Gbawe you are too old to sell your consience so cheap, are you saying fashola, tinubu and acn are not corrupt or you mean we don't have the right to hear about their wicked and corrupt activities in their various states,or that people are only right when they debase GEJ and PDP but praise acn? You better take your red eyes elsewhere you old shameless hypocrite. What we need is better leadership not minding whose ox is being gored and with this way you guys carry out your hypocrisy, buhari cried yesterday, tinubu cries today, fashola to cry tomorrow. Who the hell are you silly uncircumcised islamists trying to fool? Poor liars...
You have bigotory written all over your with the bolded nauseating comment of yours.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Powerful' Prisoner Impregnates Four Guards by funnyx(m): 9:29am On Apr 25, 2013
4 correctional female officers? I can see how they are correcting him grin grin

Honestly, I sometimes wonder that as much as there are many claims of sex being cheap in the US some folks especially ladies seems to struggle to get their Congo shined hence the need to descend so low sometimes.
FamilyRe: Married Men: Who's Your Next Of Kin And Why? by funnyx(m): 7:16am On Apr 25, 2013
[quote author=NLG_woodey]It is a lot easier to negotiate with a wife that is not fully under the influence and goading of her mother. You will never know until you get in. I guess the lure of visa to USA made her package herself well that I misinterpreted the shortcomings that was so obvious that even a blind person could see it. It was all my fault. I fall mugu big time the way she and her mother packaged her.

She used to pray and even speak in tongue when we were engaged but now the church is a no-go area. I just filed
for divorce. I don't care what it takes but I will pay whatever the court decides just to get her away from me.

For her family, it is about the money. But all I need is love and peace of mind. I now understand why they say money
can buy a house but not a home. I never consumed alcoholic beverages until I got married. Now it is from the office
to the bar to get inebriated before heading home for sleep. Hopefully, she will be asleep b4 I get home.

If you really care all you can do is to remember me in your prayers.
[/quote]Eh ya! you don enter one chance embarassed pele bro your own case is understandable.
FamilyRe: Married Men: Who's Your Next Of Kin And Why? by funnyx(m): 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2013
shawlay: If u use ur parents, It only means u hope to die before them. If u use ur brother u just put ur wife and kids life in the hands of nother man making life difficult for them that's why some extended folks come and start claiming power over what they did not sow. If u don't trust a woman then why marry her?this thing dey vex me sha. Women go extra miles for men and men just act carelessly.if u like use ur grandfather na
+100000 likes
PoliticsRe: Yoruba's Will Not Benefit From APC Or Buhari As President - Okupe by funnyx(m): 10:03pm On Apr 24, 2013
skyfall: Who let this Okugbe pig out of the sty to start making this howling noise about APC? We'll change his name from attack dog to attack pig.

I thought you said APC is a failure, how come your obsession with them? Agbaya, ole, alainitiju, alatenuje, wombia, onijekuje. Idiota of the highest order.
LMAO grin grin grin Okupe is number 1 omo ale of Yorubaland, with his head like that of bush pig and a body which obviously showns signs of obesity who knows may be he'll even live to see 2014. Olosi omo irankiran
CelebritiesRe: Stella-Damasus Secretly Marries Dorris-Simeon's Ex-husband by funnyx(m): 9:45pm On Apr 24, 2013
Allegory: Your comments are always so dumb like that of someone that has once suffered a mental illness. Anyway, it doesn't concern me per se
LWKMD grin grin grin una dey fight before?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba's Will Not Benefit From APC Or Buhari As President - Okupe by funnyx(m): 8:18pm On Apr 24, 2013
Gbawe: Most people know not to tak this tomakint character seriously. If he is a "son of the soil" from Ondo or even from the South West then I am Roman Abramovich. He says "ACN will never regain Ondo State" , abeg help me ask "son of the soil" when ACN led Ondo in the past as he implies.

We have them all here. Grown azz old men of 50 pretending to be 19. Male posters pretending to be female. Yahoo-yahoo boys pretending to be "Billionaires". Factory cleaners pretending to own the factory. Folks attending basic literacy classes pretending to be studying for a Masters degree. Morons not from the SW calling themselves Akin-Egba and such nonsense. Always easy and amusing to see through the jokers and losers here.
Exactly! So many funny characters on NL
FamilyRe: Married Men: Who's Your Next Of Kin And Why? by funnyx(m): 7:03pm On Apr 24, 2013
nnafather: I'm not trying to fool myself. My next of kin is God. Address; Heaven. Occupation; King of kings and Lord of lords.If anything happens to me, let them go and find God to come and sign for my assets. If they can't find Him, they remain untouched.
Lol cheesy cheesy I hope you know what a next of kin means?
FamilyRe: Married Men: Who's Your Next Of Kin And Why? by funnyx(m): 6:33pm On Apr 24, 2013
The way many Nigerians think never cease to amaze me:
1.They believe next of kin should be their brother, mother, father, pastor etc
2.They believe any misfortune they have is caused by witches and wizards
3. The compare the president with their father, so must not be criticised
4.They turn their pastors to mini god using Bible verse like 'touch not my annointed' whenever it suits them
5. Believe they can bribe God by simply sowing seeds, tithes etc even when they wallow in sin
The lists is endless, sometimes I wonder if its not the same country I grew up in huh
FamilyRe: Married Men: Who's Your Next Of Kin And Why? by funnyx(m): 6:23pm On Apr 24, 2013
Ejiuka: My Pastor or my close church brother
Seriously undecided
PoliticsRe: Protest Over Death Of Nigerian In UK Prison Custody by funnyx(m): 4:13pm On Apr 24, 2013
[quote author=ShyM-X]UK prisons aren't like hotel albeit not as tough as naija prisons but I don't think you want your worst enemy in those cages for a day...

The psychological effects of being on lockdown for 23hrs a day isn't a joke, bro...

I honestly don't think Americans get that type of treatment, tbh..[/quote]Prisoners are not usually locked up for 23 hrs a day in UK prisons except may be the violent prisoners. There are also different categories of prison, some prisons provides training, exercise regime etc for their inmates.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba's Will Not Benefit From APC Or Buhari As President - Okupe by funnyx(m): 1:40pm On Apr 24, 2013
Desperadoes grin grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Couple Reunited After 10 Years And Died 24hours Later In Horrible by funnyx(m): 7:34pm On Apr 23, 2013
Invisible tears in my eyes cry cry cry this is sooooo sad
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Media Hail ''Infrastructural Boom'' In The Country by funnyx(m): 6:54pm On Apr 23, 2013
4llerbuntu: e be like dem just pay 40 laptop dem salary.

today onslaught na die.

i dey wait the time una go talk say Jonathan perform miracle turn wine to water
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herds Men Sack Imo Community by funnyx(m): 2:42pm On Apr 23, 2013
Omg shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: I Wish To See Buhari Embracing Jonathan - Orji Uzor Kalu by funnyx(m): 10:50am On Apr 23, 2013
fkaz: You want him to be infected with cluelessness
Lwkmd grin grin grin
IslamRe: Ask Your Questions About Islam And Muslims Here. You Are Highly Welcome :) :) by funnyx(m): 11:55pm On Apr 22, 2013
Not sure if this topic shoould be here?
https://www.nairaland.com/1266604/no-water-him-let-him
Foreign AffairsRe: Comments? Questions? Complaints? Talk To The Mod Here... by funnyx(m): 11:47pm On Apr 22, 2013
Foreign AffairsRe: "No Water, Let Him Die!" Burmese Buddhists Set Fire To Muslim Man *GRAPHIC* by funnyx(op): 11:45pm On Apr 22, 2013
What is religion turning this world to?

Foreign Affairs"No Water, Let Him Die!" Burmese Buddhists Set Fire To Muslim Man *GRAPHIC* by funnyx(op): 11:42pm On Apr 22, 2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312807/Burma-riots-Horrifying-moment-Buddhists-set-Muslim-man.html

Horrifying footage has emerged of police officers standing by while Burmese Buddhist rioters set fire to a Muslim man.

The video was largely filmed by police in the city of Meiktila during intense clashes between a gang of Buddhists known as the '969 squad' and Muslims last month which left 43 people dead.

In the grainy footage posted on the internet a man - almost certainly a Muslim - is seen rolling around on the ground in agony after being set alight by an angry mob.

His body is charred, but he is clearly still alive and moves slowly as a crowd surrounds him. Several policeman can be seen looking on.
A voice can be heard calling for water, to which another voice replies ' No water for him. Let him die.'
The clip surfaced today as Human Rights Watch published a report which concluded Burmese authorities and members of Arakanese groups have committed crimes against humanity in a campaign of ethnic cleansing Muslims.
PoliticsRe: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by funnyx(m): 7:51pm On Apr 22, 2013
DeCleff: My Advise To Massob And Co On Attack Strategy


1) Major target should be the mosques and islamic centers.

2) Nigerian Army, police/SSS, Customs, and co should follow

3)Modernize ogbunigwe that can reach as far as Aso Rock, NASS, CBN office, Defence headquaters, National mosque to achieve these you can watch the film titled 24 season 6 and learn how to target far distance from those Russian guys

4)Destroy all federal pipeline in the South East.

If u guys can achieve all these the Nigeria will let Biafra be

Good Luck
Ordinary people will suffer if that approach is taken and they may still not realise their secessionist ambition. By the way I find your reference to a war film and simplicity of your ideas very laughable.
PoliticsRe: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by funnyx(m): 7:47pm On Apr 22, 2013
There is nothing wrong in seeking for self determination and seeking for it in a peaceful manner (as I've not heard that massob engages in any violent crime).However, I believe massob as it is now does not have the support of majority of Ibos, without a massive support from their kinsmen they' 'll continue to be seen as some bunch of disgruntled and jobless noise makers.

They should take a cue from Scottish National Party by trying to build a political party with nothing but 100% igbo nationalistic ideas. Their party should be able to control all Ibo states.Without being successful politically in igbo states, there is no way they can make any progress with the way they are going about their plans for secession.
PoliticsRe: FG Purchased Oritsejiafor’s Private Jet - CPC by funnyx(m): 2:41pm On Apr 22, 2013
Pukkah: Will you stop baselessly declaring anyone as a man of God! It's only God that knows his men.

In a country where they are serious about fighting corruption and money laundering, the acquisition of a private jet by an individual or group is enough to set all alarm bells ringing.

I challenge you to name the chruch members and the businesses they do. Prove the sources of their wealth.

The acquisition of the private jet by Oritsejafor is a suspicious transaction. Pure and simple.
Exactly!
PoliticsRe: FG Purchased Oritsejiafor’s Private Jet - CPC by funnyx(m): 1:39pm On Apr 22, 2013
Dreal1247: .
Mind what u write against the man of God. This post is a lie. If Oritsejafor issues a curse against those propagating this false news against him, they are doomed. IT IS HIS CHURCH MEMBERS THAT CONTRIBUTED THE MONEY 4 THE JET. This rumour is careless.
Nothing but scaremongering grin he'll issue a curse? Does he has monopoly of issuing curses undecided

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