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topup:
I would advice you educate yourself, though sex is natural, getting it right might not come so naturally for some, I suggest you ask your more experienced friends for any good tips.

Also, for all those people telling him he should have 'practised' - I really believe every woman is different, and someone who has had sex countless of times will still have to start from the very beginning to learn how to satisfy his particular woman.

Truly, he should just be open minded, and talk openly about sex, I think it's also good to know your body, what turns you on and what is a turn-off. You don't have to have penetration just use your knowledge and wit.

you are always tops in my book. you are always a breathe of fresh air with your coomon  sence.

jmoore:
For those who are encouraging, thanks to you all. For those who are saying that i am impotent, the fact is that your ignorance is high. For those who said that i should sleep with a girl before i get married, the last time i heard that statement, it was from the devil and i do not heed to devil's advice. For those who say how am i going to know how to have sex when i am a virgin, here is my question, when u were a baby who taught you how to suck your mom's breast? When the time comes, its inborn. I am a proud virgin and you are not going to change that. I am a man who knows how to control his feelings unlike a male who is controlled by his feelings

be yourself and keep living the pure life. you do not have anything to lose.  it is not true that practice makes perfect sexually.  most sexually active people have been messed up in past relationships psycologically that whatever you were gaining in terms of "experience" you will loose in trying to clean or fix what you  have not broken.

it is better to start life with someone who is not comparing you with john, james, peter, williams and yinka they have slept with.

kirkmikel:
Hmnn Nigerians NigerIANS, prayers is truly what we need irrespective of who is calling for it. All of you judges of IBB have a possible prospect of doing worse than he did
 And to you who claimed IBB SPOILED NIGERIA can you remember a time during IBB;s TENURE THAT YOU WENT TO BED HUNGRY, IF A PERSON LIKE obj.  (in small letters) can be given the pulpit to preach his failures to a certain congregation . Why then can we not observe prayers for our dear nation because IBB suggested it ,and mind you IBB has seen that prayer pass power as a leader and an experienced one for that matter. My guys the way forward is prayers.

where did u see people querrying prayer? the man is evil that he calls for prayers doesnt change that

norrywood

foolish man. when is he going to change?

august is slow news season

wonders shall never end

[size=38pt] Alluring in black[/size]
By KATE HALIM
Friday, August 21, 2009

Black gives a radiant appeal to your appearance anytime. Wearing black all through is no crime at all it’s sort of reveal your approach to style . Using the right accessories to jazz up the colour is all you need to be on the move.

Before now, black apparels are synonymous with mourning. Recent trends however, have revealed the versatility of black fabric as fashionistas make a language of style with this ever ancient color.

Black has become a signature for trendy people. One can hardly do without having a black outfit since it mixes easily with other colors as dark individual savor its effect on their appearance. A black outfit is also glamorous as it gives a slimming effect on plus size women.
http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/fashionbeauty/2009/aug/21/fashion-21-08-2009-001.htm

Fhemmmy:
This one pass me oh.

thank God you know somethings are beyond your pay grade

Fhemmmy:
Are u basing your conclusion based on what a friend told u, or based on what u have witnessed?

u see your age showing up again. where in that piece did you see me say my friend told me? what is the matter with you? the bobo is one of lifes meekest people. the woman is a nasty piece of work. the kids, ex husband and we all know it the man didnt have to tell us.

Abuzola:
Christians and their palava. Non of them no the bible, they grab the suitable part and shun the persistent part

abuzola how did boko haram miss you?

Fhemmmy:
U hate me oh

no you may just love it and you must have a bible verse saying do not discrimate against a woman becos she has kids.

hailolive:
What about Mother-in-law beefing their son-in-law

can you guys beat that,

That happens like everyday,  some Women are just born wicked and restless

a friend has one wicked ma inlaw.  i dont hate people easily but i hate the woman she is a complete work of the devil who hates everyone.

tithing 101. do Nigerians like paying for anything or obeying any rule for that matter?

have still not got anyone telling me how to fund the church and ministries they so willingly enjoy. is it a case of you all fund it and i come enjoy becos i am free loading sanctimonious Nigerians.

[quote author=na_so link=topic=312709.msg4396490#msg4396490 date=1250870691]Right message, but wrong messenger.[/quote]true

i am sure some woli or babalawo assured her she would never be found out.

YOKIP:
After 6 months of studying the stock market I called my brother one day in his parlour and told him to sell all the shares I had in his Bank. I was a big quarrel because he thought I was stupid to be selling when the market was just beginning to become very profitable. But I had to sell because I cannot have shares in a bank that will not give me a loan equivalent to the value of my shares. I cannot have shares in a bank whose major activity is round tripping of dollars. I cannot have shares in a bank that rebrands without due consultation with me. I cannot have shares in a bank that sends me an invitation to their AGM after it has been held. I cannot have shares in a bank whose major shareholder is a European bank that has secretly transferred millions of dollars to the MD as personal holdings. I cannot have shares in a bank that had virtually remained the same yet their share price has quadrupled. A bank that advertises on CNN with money it doesn't have.[/b]

I am an investment banker,i like this commentator's opinion.i have discussed this particular write-up with my colleagues several times,we have argued but i don't know where the reasoning copmes from.most of us are economics graduates and these things you highlighted are key fundamentals in determining the prospects?growth of a company.

But all the same, i am of the school that thinks if you have invested over time and you think you have lost big,there can not be a better time than now to invest,the problem with most of my fellow Nigerians is that they believe in the "get rich quick syndrome" hence most of us are not investors.rather we are speculators.there is no rule or law against been a speculator but you need to study/analyse the market properly before you decide what you really want.An Investor is the better of both,take for example,clients that transact with us on a daily basis,most of them bought these stocks in the 70's,they concentrated on their career and after retirement,they come around and both parties are glad.

take another instance,the young clients we have, they come in like everyday giving instructions sell today,buy tomorrow,i try as much as possible to advise them.i am not saying people should not take profit when it is sure in excess of what was anticipated but for crying out loud,what is the essence of giving bonuses and dividends,these measures are to assure you that your investments are working for you.

Intercontinental has not declared any bonus or dividend in three years and yet people went on to buy such a stock.

NB: if you have not invested before,this is the period to make your move.
      if you have invested and you have made losses,this is the time to shore up your investments with more funds  

Buy stocks that have fundamentals/principles,company history,do a background check on the management,directors etc.

if you know a manager that is been promoted unduly or that is cutting corners,the future of such a company is bleak cos that manager will one day be part of the management and will definitely support young ones that are cutting corners otherwise known as been "SHARP"

commentators and critics will be well received and appreciated cos i am not omniscience

you are right. majority of the shares i bought in the 80's were gone by the 90s cos 1 coy after the other were no more even progress bank. only in nigeria does glass manufacturers go out of business. i dont have heart to do shares.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=312123.msg4385142#msg4385142 date=1250717254]Release your current girl and let her go, she deserves someone better than your sorry arse. Hook up with your childish ex, you both deserve each other.[/quote]do they now?

say it again

Jarus:
OK. Taken.
But I'm too sure Sanusi will not pursue any sectional agenda.
Sanusi used to be number critic of the northern oligarch before his ascension to CBN guvship. SLS is an independent-minded professional and an activist.

dont put any bet on it my bros becos the cabal/mafias that run this people wont let them be themselves.

Jakumo:
I may be missing the point here Knowall, but if you reside in the UK for most of the year, why on earth, pray tell, are you risking your hard earned in Nigeria, of all places.  I suspect that you must enjoy pain at a subconscious level, to have made such a horrifying choice of your own free will

If that Kamikaze investment plan arose because you got weary of singing the Taxman Blues in the UK, perhaps I need to remind you that Zurich, Geneva and Lichtenstein are all within a day's round trip from Heathrow, and so long as your money is clean and not stained, your affairs will be handled with dispatch and discretion in any of those nearby friendly havens.

For retaining a sense of humor even as the ship of your African investments sideswipes an iceberg, I have decided to waive my customary consultancy fee for this unsolicited advice.

hope this really help you.  you get 4X whatever you get in the UK from nigeria and 3X from ghana. if you have any good 9 to 10 figures to invest for upto 12months in ordinary deposit you can get 12 - 15% return. we are talking straight no risk here.

if the nigeria share trading system was secure ( by which i mean not subject to manipulations) and you know how to play the market it is a better market to invest in nigeria than the uk cos u get more for your money

qas for the offshore places you mentioned sorry you cant use them no more and be exempt from taxes in the UK.  yon can legitimately do nigeria if you retain naijas passport.  ghana is already doing some offshore trading too. i wont trust nigeria with it

KnowAll:
I may be missing the point here Knowall, but if you reside in the UK for most of the year, why on earth, pray tell, are you risking your hard earned in Nigeria, of all places.  I suspect that you must enjoy pain at a subconscious level, to have made such a horrifying choice of your own free will

If that Kamikaze investment plan arose because you got weary of singing the Taxman Blues in the UK, perhaps I need to remind you that Zurich, Geneva and Lichtenstein are all within a day's round trip from Heathrow, and so long as your money is clean and not stained, your affairs will be handled with dispatch and discretion in any of those nearby friendly havens.

For retaining a sense of humor even as the ship of your African investments sideswipes an iceberg, I have decided to waive my customary consultancy fee for this unsolicited advice.

My investment were of 2 fold.

During the OBJ years Lagos was positioning itself's as the next financial hub in Africa, stocks were growing at astronomical rate, landed property was also growing at rate not seeing in the west, money men all over the world took notice,  Since I missed out  in the Lekki land grab of the late 1990's I vowed that this was not going to pass me by.

2. Secondly it was a bet which I had with a friend, in which I insisted that with an initial investment of N1 million Naira one could be N99 Million richer within 18 months in Nigeria. (Dont forget Nigeria have a great dis-regard for rules and regulations. )

jokes aside naija is a good place to invest.  explore ghana too cos you get 100% tax free if you have UK papers

there is nothing like a good wife in building the family empire

KunleOshob:
Yeah I am making money so I can pay up my several years arrears of tithing and contribute towards my G.O buying his own private jet.

so u have private jet buying GO's in the baptist movement too?

do you have problem with telling the truth?

i can see nigeria moving closer to anarchy

clean good car

REAL TRUTH:
Stop saying the Bible said a thing without giving the exact quotation! Read 1st Cor.7 verses 15,,,,its been quoted here several times,,,,U don't pcik up an isolated portion of the Bible to give a general or sweeping conclussion.
What about the Adultress that Jesus encountered? she had several men as husband,,,what was or is the message from her case? ofcourse,,,she would have been stoned 2 death.
The proper question here is; what has the church been doing in the last 2yrs? didn't the G.O. approved the marriage earlier on?why would a church constitution becomes even more superior than the Bible?
Somethings re actually fishy! Until the G.O. stops listening to all those so called old elders surrounding him,,,RCCG might be ending for the rocks!!! Moreso, christians should stop hinging their faith,salvation and hope on any pastor,Bishop or G.O.,,,,, In their best forms,,they re mere human beings and particularly prone to mistakes,,,and that is the reason there re too many churches and pastors everywhere in the world much more in Nigeria.Many of these pastors,Bishop and G.O. in many ways having misinterpreting the scripture.
For instance,, Deeper over the yrs has insisted having a T.V. set in your house is a SIN,,,,but in a couple of days, the Deeper Life Church would be launching a satelite T.V. station.Now the question is; how do deeper life wants people to view the messages on the Satelite T.V. station?Some people had argued this in the church, and they left the church because they felt it doesn't make sense! But today the church is launching its T.V. station!
The truth of the matter is that many of these pastors don't even know what they re doing! When U continue your walk in the LORD and spend time observing these things,,,then U would know better.What we have these days is not but RELIGION,,,and religion is a mind controlling tools that keeps U in a BOX.
At a time in RCCG,,as a lady U must always have your HEAD or HAIR covered,,,,but today,,,its a choice,,if U like to cover it fine,,,,and if not fine,,,,in the past in RCCG,,,U can't have jeans trousers on as lady,,,but today even pastors wife in RCCG puts on trousers.
Now going back to Ighodalo's saga,,,I promise U in the future God keeping us alive,,,this same scenerio would repeat itself,,,and the pastor or whoever in question would be pardoned,,,and when such happens,,,wouldn't U call it a double standard
In this case I repeat; RCCG is wrong!

truth

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[size=18pt]SHAMEFUL COMPARISON[/size]

Updated: Tuesday 18-08-2009

Nigeria’s defence minister, Retired Major General Godwin Abbe, is irked by people making comparison between giant Nigeria and its comparatively tiny West African neighbour, Ghana. To the minister, such comparison is an insult to Nigeria. The minister, who was paying his maiden working visit to the Defence Headquarters recently was quoted as saying that,”when you are discussing Nigeria, don’t compare us with Ghana next time because Ghana is very small compared to Nigeria in terms of size, armed forces, ”

According to the minister, ‘’the volume of water generated in Ghana is not enough to flush toilets in Lagos State. The number of teachers that you have to pay salaries in the whole of Ghana is not more than Western Nigeria, and the whole of Ghanaian armed forces, if you choose to know, are not more than two brigades of the Nigerian Armed Forces, period.’’

Let us assume that the minister was quoted correctly, his utterance was a clear demonstration of undilluted patriotism. After all, a Yoruba adage says that, the fact that your daughter has a deformed bottom, will not make you to decorate the bottom of another man’s daughter with precious beads. So, with such unweighed utterance, General Abbe was merely demonstrating patiotism, albeit in extremism.

The truth of the matter is that an average public official in Nigeria is not a realist. An average public official is ready to go to even a ridiculous extent to defend the shameful status-quo. Thus, what General Abbe said was tantamount to an exercise in escapism. However, from whichever perspective one looks at it, whether from the minister’s ‘’patiotic’’ angle or from the perspective of the reality on ground or rationality, the comparison between Nigeria and Ghana, is a very shameful exercise.At the end of such comparison, the galling influence of inept leadership on the part of Nigeria will become so glaring even to the blind.

Ghana attained political independence in 1957 while Nigeria did not enjoy such status until three years later. The gap could be traced to the gap in leadership quality between the two countries. While Ghana’s Nkrumah remained focused in pre-independence era, Nigeria’s leadership was bogged down by inter- ethnic squabbles that almost balkanised the entity today known as Nigeria.

Unfortunately, the trend has even become worse. The sage, Papa Obafemi Awolowo, warned the politically deaf leadership in Nigeria in the Second Republic, when Ghanaians were rushing to Nigeria to escape from the harsh effects of the actions and inaction of the post-Nkrumah inept leaders. According to the sage, unlike Ghana that could find a haven in Nigeria in their time of trouble because of their size, no country in the whole continent of Africa could accommodate Nigerians. The warning was unheeded and the effects had crippled Nigeria in all ramifications. Fortunately for Ghana, its ‘’Rawlingnisation’’ has firmly established social, political and economic sanity such that any form of comparison with Nigeria would attract shame for Nigeria if one looks at it from the angle of reality rather than from Minister Abbe’s jaundiced and nebulous perspective of size.

If we must ask Minister Abbe, what is in Nigeria’s bigness that makes life meaningless to the majority of Nigerians, especially those who don’t have access to political office? An average Nigerian would prefer a tiny Ghana, where life has meaning to a giant Nigeria, full of miseries and hopelessness for its hapless citizens.

Perhaps this explains why many businessmen are reportedly relocating to Ghana. In today’s giant Nigeria, you have to contend with the high and crippling cost of generating power both for home and businesses because even the government has a vote for generator and diesel for power generation.

It is quite unfortunate that General Abbe does not know that if there is water to flush toilets in Lagos, kudos must go to the leadership in the state. But the bitter truth is that in most parts of the country, if anyone must flush his toilet, he must own private source of water.

It is pertinent to let General Abbe know that his size premise for the comparison is archaic and ludicrous. He should be told, as a military officer, that it is possible for an army battalion to humiliate 10 brigades. Israel as a nation is so tiny in comparison to the pan-Arab nations in any form. Yet the tiny Israeli army humiliated the combined forces of the Arabs, not only during the six-day 1967 war, but also during the Yom Kippur war in 1973.

The comparison between Nigeria and Ghana is what no one can run away from. However, until Nigeria experiences its own ‘’Rawlingnisation’’, the comparison will continue to be shameful to Nigeria. Until then, no Obama would see any reason in coming to Nigeria, and no Clinton would spare the nation of a deserved chastisement. http://www.tribune.com.ng/20082009/tue/Hard_fact.html