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[size=20pt]Come to Nyanya tipper garage: Abuja’s Soddom and Gomorrah[/size]
From GODWIN TSA, Abuja
Monday, September 7, 2009


A cacophony of noise and heavy human traffic welcomes one to Nyanya Tipper Garage, a growing ghetto at the Nyanya axis of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja. From mini commercial activities to the most dreaded and bizarre human transactions, the bustling community is wrapped in an underbelly of an evil seed.

Deprived of the beautiful architectural edifice and infrastructural development in the city centre, the ghetto, also known as Angwan-Hausawa, still remains a noticeable feature for both petty businessmen and fun seekers.

From the little Mosque tucked at the main entrance, overlooking the Nyanya-Keffi road to the muddy paths and rusty structures with a cluster of Churches, at the tail end, the area is alive! Twenty-four hours.
Enclosed by different worship centres, its notoriety in immoral lifestyle is unparalleled despite the singsong of preachers against such indulgence.
Densely populated by artisans, thugs and jobless youths, the area is notorious for high-wired prostitution and homosexual activities.

Local food joints, mini kiosk dotted the sneaky pathways that linked into the cluster of shafts used as residential houses by artisans and women of easy virtues.
At these local food joints, flies and filth compete vigorously with customers as they perched around indiscriminately. Nearly 95 percent of the houses and shafts lack toilet facilities. This compels residents including women and children to pass excreta in any available space not caring about privacy. But the brave ones amongst them run to uncompleted buildings to answer the call of nature.

After the rains, pools of water usually scatter everywhere, serving as fertile breeding grounds for mosquitoes. Residents of this ghetto, suffer regularly from malaria attacks. Also the area lacks functional health centre to tackle the numerous health problems of the less privileged people. Beside the fear of contagious diseases, the stench that oozes from the collection of waters is everything but nauseating.
But the most dreaded problem in the area is not malaria fever or typhoid. It is the activities of “bad guys” who sell hard drugs in the area in broad daylight. They are dangerous and deadly! This reporter was warned.

Daily Sun observed that these drugs are concealed in folded cardboard paper as a decoy and passed over to potential buyers after a fee has been paid.
Sex life in this ghetto is not restricted to sex, age or a particular time of the day. The large number of women and teenagers, who hawk around calm down people with high libido at a ridiculous fee.
These women, predominately from the Northern part of the country are seen sitting in front of their make-shift accommodation constructed with rusty corrugated iron sheets. Some work as food vendors. During one of the visits to the area, this reporter saw a man and woman locked in each other’s arm in ecstasy as they murmured in uncoordinated voices. At a distance, another couple was seen entangled in the stomach of a 911 truck that was parked opposite a shaft.

While the reporter stood stiff, surprised at the brazen acts, a man with kolanut-coated teeth, intuitively murmured in Hausa language thus: “Mallam, mai ka tsaya kalo haka, kai sabo zuwa ne? (Meaning: Why do you stand gazing at them, are you a visitor here?)
Dressed in a stained over flowing caftan that exhibited a strained relationship with water, the man, whose name was later identified as Yusuf, a popular mai-shai (tea seller) at the area, told Daily Sun that it was part of life that makes Angwan-Hausawa a lively place.

He explained that at the ghetto, anything goes and people are expected to mind their businesses. Corroborating this position, a lanky but lively Usman, a cobbler of many years standing said life at Angwan Hausawa is a mixture of the good, the bad and the ugly as anything goes. “If you want woman, you get am for here, anything fa,” he quipped.
The extreme of the suburb is used as an arena for entertainment where drama and dance competitions are performed by Muslim youths. Here, empty sacks, which are cut into pieces, are joined together to cover the arena.

Admission fee into the arena is N50. Long wooden seats are erected inside the arena as sitting arrangement for spectators.
Inside the arena, it is music, dance and drama galore. It is an entertainment joint for the rich and the poor. No discrimination here. While expensive cars feel the presence of the rich in the society, motorcycles (Okada) on the other hand, are the trademark of the less privileged ones.
The dance competition is usually between a girl and a boy at the centre of the arena to the admiration of the spectators. Hausa disco music is played to a tempo as the dancers wangle their bodies to the rhythm. At the end of the competition, winners are announced by a team of judges who usually take their seats at the far corner of the stage.

Usually, participants are identified by their guy names such as “Lady B”, Tu Face, African Michael Jackson etc.” It is usually a nightlong affair.
Pickpockets and allied crimes are common features that keep spectators on their toes. Cigarette smokes in tiny ropes, roll into the sky and descend in a wave-like movement. They finally curl on the faces of people.
Beside these, disagreements that usually end in scuffles and activities of some urchins are also noticeable at the dance arena.
All these features and many more are what make Nyanya Tipper Garage, another Sodom and Gomorra.

http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/abujareports/2009/sept/07/abujareports-07-09-2009-001.htm

Afam:
Funny enough we fail to realize that the same police we criticize is simply a product of our environment and actually represents a mirror image.

I don't offer bribes to policemen or NEPA officials and I don't give them even when they ask.

Nigerians want others to fight their fights even if it means dying for them so that they can enjoy themselves.

I really pity people who contribute to the mess and when challenged begin to attempt to justify their actions or inactions.

u make my point. you will only ever recruit from the stock.

the same idiots that dont have wahala sleeping with ashewos

the poor boy is trying to copy his dad. his dad speaks better english than this though. dont know if NTA benin will still have archive of his dads debates and programmes.

unitee:
character is in built reflected in works, words and actions me thinks

some people have perfected the fine act of pretence and falsehood

Afam:
1. I am not corrupt and I am a Nigerian so it is not every Nigerian that is corrupt. You need to change such defeatist mindset.

2. That right man could be you. Don't run away from your rights and expect another person to fight your fight.

3. If you do your part and I do my part as regards offering or giving bribes to policemen trust me a day will come when policemen will resign and those on illegal road blocks will look for other jobs as no one is ready to give them bribes.

Will change come easy? I don't think so.

Is change possible? Yes

Can Nigerians do this? Yes, if there is a will there will definitely be a way.

i like your faith in nigeria but truth is that nigeria is a corrupt nation. all most everyone is corrupt. will take bribes and dont see anything wrong in it.

naylove:
hmmm best antivirus. no one 's ever gonna find. u know why? coz antivirus will only serve u well untill it is itself killed by virus. on a serious note. theres nothing like the best antivirus. even a nonsense antivirus is effective if it gets to update regularly while the so called good ones are nothing to write home about if they are unable to update.

notable ones are avast BUT it deletes important files along side side viruses.
eset BUT it starts to say server not found when u need to update.
norton BUT its not that powerful.
dr solomon hmmm does it still exist.
mcaffee i dont know much
panda- slows down the system

i noticed a little square box when my mouse moves what is the possible cause of this cos i cant get it removed from my system/

meine:
I learnt from a wise man

A long time ago  to observe how a lady treats people who dont matter in her life e.g cleaners, drivers, housemaids.

this will give you a picture of what her true nature is.

I have tested this severally and it has always worked

best advice. you never miss it if you keep an eye on this one.

whitelexi:
Only if you're dumb.
No matter how sharp a woman is, a sharp guy will know from a mile!  The symptoms are always the same, the variations are very slight, u cannot miss it.

Dude, u need to look up a program called "Lie to me", and buy all the series. . .  You'll become a master sooner than u know it

you are either too young or too naive to have believe this.  if you are right can you tell me why millions of brothers  get it so wrong.

Spyker:
Don't even bother knowing the "TRUE" character of a lady because you can't know.

This is how i described ladies

"They act before thinking" and then regrets later.

So, how can you know her character if she keeps acting new series for you. Just love her for who she is and don't forget to understand her misgivings.

My Elder brother is getting married on the 12th and this was the advice he got from a friend who said his father gave him 7 DUCKS to take care of. He was adviced to keep the ducks in his sitting rooms and take care of them. It sounded crazy but his (my brother's friend) Dad said if he couldn't take care of the Ducks, then he was not ready to get married. He agreed and took the ducks home, kept them in his living room. Barely had he settled down that they began messing (passing faeces) up and down. He kept on cleaning and cleaning their shit. He continue and tried that for two additional days (making three days). On the morning of the forth day, he carried the ducks and returned them to his father with an angry and frustrated look.

The old man laughed and said, my son, you are ready for marriage and he replied, ready for what? I can't stand these ducks messing up my house every second. My wife to be ran away, she complained that the ducks keep passing faeces every second even as she was cleaning up one mess, another mess is added. Finally, she said, it is either me or the ducks.

Finally, his dad said, you have passed the test. If you can stay with these ducks messing up your house, then you can stay with a woman because they behave like ducks. They keep messing up even when you just cleared one mess.

So poster, just forget about knowing the character of woman because they are unpredicatable, just prepare to clear their mess 

the mysteries and wonders of life

follypimpi:
By there fruits we shall know em.

what of the pretencious religious ones who know how to only bear fruits with right words.  "the name it claim it", "not my portion" brigade.  

MUZBO:
Would you like to read a book I borrowed last week titled: 'All men know about women.' [b][b]The only thing is that the pages are blank. [/b][/b]

how i love you.

sleeping open eye.

you are either about to make the best mistake or the worse.  are there no other oyinbo where you are or you are hell bent on eating akpu, pounded yam, amala and egusi.

you already have an offer call the number above.

i beg open your eyes o.

spikedcylinder:
Wonder why one hardly finds Nigerian man + white woman who are in it for the long haul.

there are many nigerian marriages and black marriages that goes past its sell by date before the signatures dries up. there are many inter racial relationships of more than 20 to 30yrs.

spikedcylinder:
Wonder why one hardly finds Nigerian man + white woman who are in it for the long haul.

the problem is mostly with your brothers and sisters marrying white people to get papers in europe and north america and thereafter dumping them

MrCrackles:
Go on you know you want to!

wait make her husband catch you.

thithi:
These are the kind of things that i think it is ridiculous and sounds fishy, if you have an idea about the biz, the meaning of a forum, is a place where everyone shares ideas, and not really where people just refer to their mail.

some times i wonder why you guys think someone should divulge what he probably spent years plus huge some of money researching in an open forum.

ideas is money thithi. if the guy knows distribution and marketing strategy how foolish do you think he is to know that? why must it be free becos you guys dont like paying for anything?

i know there are scammers and somethings need to be free but not business plans and marketing strategies

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=68738.msg4496978#msg4496978 date=1252330944]wettin you mean by $s pls?  you no sabi read broken again? Ok make i repeat:

You can buy $s for N156.5 or sell at N155.

I been tink say dollars and $s na de same ting[/quote]I  meant £. how could an inteligentia like u not work that out? i need a refund of my school fees.

Itohan123:
bullshit, they are greedy pigs that's all

mercy has forsaken you.  how can you say that?  many people have genetic predisposition to be the size they are in size so who was greedy their ancestors?

some of the most wonderful people i know are big with heart as large as their body.

this is very funny

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=315981.msg4496550#msg4496550 date=1252327257]aha these are the foolish idiots that take what they read on nigerian websites seriously, keep believing everything you read, who cares, ewu liberia oshi

hahhahahahahahhajavascript:void(0);hahahahha keep blabbing, its allowed for everyone to get stupid sometimes

like i said if you dont understand the nigerian culture, i advice you to shut up and stop posting, ewu liberia

and if you think i am trying to get you heated up, then you have the wrong thing coming your way, i have better things to do than to waste time heating stupid people like you

Please can seun take this slowpoke off the mod job? i think her brain is malfunctioning due to the numerous rape she got from those liberian touts[/quote]madam J, nawao. have compassion on them na.

anyway how are you and the family? forgive o i beg.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=68738.msg4496580#msg4496580 date=1252327528]Today for Abuja:

Mallam go buy dollar:      N155
Mallam go sell you dollar: N156.5

I no know how Sanusi take stabilize prices for black market.  Official rate dey increase but rate for black market dey stable .  Under Soludo, dollar for don reach N230 by now. Maybe Sanusi don checkmate speculators.[/quote]and $s pls

Vuitton:
@ Poster

Because their value in the relationship market is drastically low so they gotta include more value added behaviors and emotions

so a thin quarelsome junkie or acholic woman is of more value in your books than BBW elegant and graceful mama morufu?
some people have wahala? when did the size of a person become her worth? i would have tot there is more to life than being thin.

whitelexi:
I think is cos they have a more limited market. . . And the BF/Husband turn-over rate is very controlled

this is sad. what happened to all the lovely big women and their happy hisbands?

Hairat007:
Guy i tink u have a point. But den, i do tink any body cld possess d qualities d poster

listed above. i dnt tink its just 4 fat ladies alone come 2 tink of it i hv a friend

who is not fat @ all but den she has a blessed heart. Her guy practically worships her.

As 4 me i tink its just d right way 4 any right tinkin human 2 be. lol    

thanks. well said.

steroid:
people must understand that christianity does not make u a fool. In the bible, Joseph and Mary went and hid with  baby JESUS when king herod was looking for him. that is nothing short of wisdom. Let me ask those talking out of ignorance what do you have to say about it. PLS PLS PLS!!!, be wise. God has giving us brains and U dont expect him to come and use it for U guys.

thank you.  most nigerians say what they wont do. someone didnt notice the OP said the man has been kidnapped before.  when did foolishness become fashionable in lawless nigeria?

when you live in the midst of greedy get rich quick and at all cost people like nigerians who think it is their God given right to have access to wealth they cant create what you begin to see are anormalies like this.

nigeria is a failed lawless state so you have to expect behaviours like these pastors are  exhibiting.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=318053.msg4495241#msg4495241 date=1252315533]Means your god is as incompetent and wickedas ever. . . . what happened to the poor kids born with genetic deformities?[/quote]tell if you have not seen twenty somethings giving birth to your kind of kids. where did you get the info that people have a disabled child?

you get sillier [i]is there a word like that[/i]? every time you write.

davidylan:
this is shocking!

david why is it shocking in a country where a law graduate dont know the difference between lease hold and free hold properties.

erico2k2:
Well thesame Old problem still looms, the Fed Govt aint true to thier words,somebody has played smart here and the rest of the country are about to suffer cos of this single act,well the only reason the Fed Govt adopted this amnesty deal in the first place is cos the rest of the world where presurizing them to sort the problem cos it kept i ncreasing global Oil prices,ie countries like china who depend on it and has non,they should pay up the money owed these guys quickly, even in the advance world like the UK, gues what would happen if the Govt stop paying Benefit to Jobseekers.

nigeria never learn anything. the UK govt literally gave everything the IRA needed so long as they stopped the bombing. these idiots rulling nigeria would rather the country was burning so long as they remain in power.

bawomolo:
Integrating them into the Nigerian army where they are hated won't be easy. They can as best be turned into some security agency in the region.

The best solution would be to disarm these people.

any example of where this happened in the world before?

[size=28pt] Imoke, exco members denounce secret cults[/size]

Kunle Awosiyan, Lagos - 04.09.2009

Governor Liyel Imoke of Cross River State, his Deputy, Mr. Efiok Cobham, members of the State Executive Council and permanent secretaries have denounced membership of secret cults, fraternities and or illegal societies.

The action was taken, Wednesday, before the commencement of the weekly State Executive Council meeting with everyone publicly reading his or her denunciation form, signed it and submitted personally to the governor.

According to the document which was titled “Oath of denunciation of secret cults, fraternities and or illegal societies for public office holders,” each person pledged thus: “I do solemnly swear and bear true allegiance to the Federal Republic of Nigeria and hereby denounce and adjure that: as a public office holder, I have never been; I am not and; will never be a member of or be associated with a secret cult, fraternity or illegal society for which I shall be liable to prosecution for contravening the Public Order (Prohibition of Secret Cult and Offensive Weapons) Law, other extant Laws and the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and I swear and pledge to employ my best endeavours to disclose and expose any person serving as a Public Office Holder who is a member of a secret cult, fraternity or illegal society to the relevant authorities.”

http://www.tribune.com.ng/04092009/news/news8.html

this na rumour or wayo?

[size=28pt] Minister raps board members over use of cell phones[/size]

Leon Usigbe, Abuja - 04.09.2009

THERE was a mild drama at the inauguration of chairmen and members of the boards of 22 research institutes under the Ministry of Agriculture and Water Resources on Thursday, as some of them incurred the wrath of the minister, Dr. Abba Sayyidi Ruma, over the persistent ringing of their cell phones during the event.

The minister was delivering his inauguration address to the board members at the Ladi Kwali Hall of Sheraton Hotel, Abuja, when cell phones belonging to some of the people in the audience rang ceaselessly, forcing him to discontinue with his speech.

Dr. Ruma told them that if they could not switch off their cell phones, they were free to go out, adding that “we didn’t compel anybody to be here but there must certainly be some level of respect for the people that are here.”

He added that “technology, of course, could provide us with the best or the quickest solution to fast track development but, at the same time, it should not also obstruct us. We cannot achieve two objectives simultaneously.”

Dr. Ruma said he needed to speak the way he did on the matter as a mark of respect for some of the elder statesmen who had taken their time to be present at the event. He said: “if we are to do business, we have to dedicate a small amount of time to the business that we found ourselves committed to pursue.”

The minister remarked that the inauguration of the boards and the take-off of the five study groups set up by the ministry were part of the steps taken to give fillip to the reform of the agricultural sector and thus ensure the realisation of the seven-point agenda of the current administration.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/04092009/news/news15.html

you want to ask how they survived without nitel lines before. foolish idiots. sadly not even places of worship is spared this non sence.

KunleOshob:
One thing i know for sure the tithes collection in RCCG would be significantly depleted since two of their major contributors are now incapacitated. That is apart from the fact that they have failed to reap the benefits of all their investemants guaranteed to them by daddy G.O

saint kunle u never fail to dissapoint do you?

JeSoul:
Well a physical reaction is not entirely un-christian . . . wasn't it Jesus who used Koboko to whip them, scattered their tables and drove them out of the temple? 

  One day, these men will stand before God and give account. James 5:

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming upon you.
Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes.
Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire.
You have hoarded wealth in the last days.
Look! The wages you failed to pay the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you.
The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty.
You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence.
You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered innocent men,
who were not opposing you.

God bless you abundantly for this.

that is nigeria for you. how many certificates are genuine in that country?

nigeria could be better having a brilliant thief like him as the head of state

Lagosboy:
[b]Islamic bank is surviving well in the UK and conventional banks have islamic banking as a product so i am sorry your statment above is highly untrue.[/b] Your conclusion based on interst is not that simple if you understand banking. Islamic banking will give depositors profit out of the investments and the diffeerence is they both share the risks both bank and customer and likewise when it gives loan they both share the profit as well as the loss.

o boy how u dey i have been wondering what happened to you? hope you are well?

back to this matter. you have something running is different from surviving let alone successfull. UK banks know very well that apart from the funds they get from dubai and the arab states which by the way the fund managers dont place into sharia compliant islamic funds there is nothing to gain from any islamic banking system.

it will interest you to know that not even the bankers themselves are patronising this product cos barclays for example said only 17% of staff poled said they would use the products. note the intention to use not actually subscribing.

you know too weel the UK is a politically savy environment so dont think they are doing it becos it makes business sense.

good to know you are back and active again.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=318053.msg4466315#msg4466315 date=1251879572]Goodluck to them.
What in the world does god have to do with bearing kids?[/quote]everything.

lewa:
Oshiomole,
Is a clown.Pure and simple.Have hospitals being built? Teachers well remunerated? Youths gainfully employed?
Giving jeeps to an Ex-MILAD? What ahs he given pensioners? The guy is a slowpoke.A former labor unionist.
This beggars belief.The guy has lost some goodwill from me here,

2nded

ifyalways:
. . . .I thought i read somewhere that shes born again

you mean porn again?