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Very attractive couple.

Wahala. The woman get work so?

ngkman:
. Actually I think he knows, while enjoying our palmwine, he had told me a 16 year old girl stopped greeting his wife and he noticed it. He playfully asked the girl and she said ' his wife told people she had gone for abortion simply because she traveled to the village after recovering from a sickness.'

I'm usually on the accusers side but this particular story needs verification imo

faithfuldon7:
Someone should ask if there is a property dispute here because these might be an attempt to get rid of the husband's son....

Who find an 85 years old woman attractive...

Trust Nigeria Police, the person with the highest bribe always wins.

Okurr! And why should we believe you? We are still ever so grateful he died and for the annual cheques he sends which the Fin Minister says they are "borrowing" from.

Signed,
Grateful Nig Woman

Can't even understand this.

There's always an African shop or restaurant nearby but u must be enjoying the grass, I suppose. Someone remind me what this guys occupation is again !! Next!!!

Even the NGO defending widows called on widows to respect traditions, especially those that would not infringe on their rights like shaving their head . SMH

LadySarah:
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But the mourning aspect is bullshit to me.Do you want her to die with her husband to show Kini?

Very high so far u got a good grade. Banks recruit them as bank tellers. Mobil / Total recruits engineers at this level sometimes. Just keep developing yourself.

Well, thank God you are not her husband, petty king!

BossJamal:
what kind of sauce is this filled with bones? why didnt u debone d fish..u want
not it to get stuck in d throat? If i was ur husband i will send u packing to ur fathers house.

So bonny Is in Bayelsa state, in? Cos I thot the niece said he works in LNG?

Ignore the frozen freeze. Sometimes his criticism reeks of envy.

Barbiturate:
He obviously doesn't understand the context of the clause.

What God cannot do for me, doesn't exist. By this I mean, everything good in life! God can give me a good job, a good wife, house, car.... anything good in life that God cannot do for me, does not exist.

You are so damn harsh. May i never cross path with your type. One intern that could bring blessings your way be causing all this drama. Kwantinu , u hear

Wats OGs

Born2winnx:
Hi

Looking for a personal cook... male preferably

Cooking for 3 OGs.... living in a 3bedroom flat.


Pay 50k monthly....


Just 3days


Monday..... wednesday....n Saturday.


(Cooking 2 dishes in a day and properly store in the fridge)




Must know how to cook the southern dish... especially Banga soup...n owo mixed lotta vegetables



Note.


Just cook... already got a maid for cleaning.





You cook.. package in fridge... and proceed to your house.


Location..warri

Odiegwu

Kriss216:
Mama rest kwanu

The thing is uve got to learn to apply wisdom. You could have said, babe I'm considering we have the wedding in the same location so she thinks her opinion counts and then reach a compromise. Can having the trad wedding in the village and white in the state capital save bucks for you? Just be open to compromise both of u and it should end in praise.

Annoms:
I was thinking I was the one that's not considerate when she was screaming on the phone yesterday. This harsh times, one needs to spend money judiciously. Imagine spending 3-4m over 2 sets wedding when I can do all in one day for 2m sef..

Thanks brother

All this humble woman is interested in is that chanel bag.

Take it easy on the looking up to. Even the Good Book says, looking unto JESUS, the author and finisher of our faith.

seleroms2:
I await Reno's rebuttal of this story because so many of us look up to him as a standard. I can't imagine he will condescend to this level. After all there are always three sides of the story,the will has told its own part so I expect Reno to do likewise. Time is of the essence

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Success is the best revenge. Reach out to a sibling or anyone your intuition tells you can help you. Ignore their snide remarks and focus on rebuilding yourself.
The downfall of a man is not the end of a man. We move!

sokkatua:
May the almighty God bless all of you, thank you all for your encouragement. Please if anyone is in Toronto please reach out to me, it will go a long way in helping me, I m too humiliated to call my friends and siblings because they all warned me but I refused to listen to their advice. I m trying my best not to give in to the temptation of retaliating against this jezebel, the anger is consuming me .

My dear, no words Abeg.

pocohantas:
Hmmm. You want him to die of depression or high BP?

He should go back to a cheating wife who contributes nothing and disrespects him. Maka why but more disturbing is the violent relationship between the two. His wife is really annoying but he could end up behind bars for a really long time and what of the impact of criminal records on his job search?

Twoclans:
@ OP please what exactly do you want to come and do in Nigeria .The country has cast ohhh,let me just tell you.

My humble solution to your problem , go back to your wife.Try and turn a blind eye to her trouble and behave yourself .Whatever you do make sure you dont leave canada.

If you come back to Nigeria without Money,naija babes will show you their true colour.

My pleasure. Sometimes the physiotherapist may have to recommend a cast but hey, stay hopeful and positive.

daylay7:
This is helpful. Thanks

As a joke o, Idris Elba, Boris Kodjoe and Ryan Reynolds.

Careful of what, lie lie Muhammed?

A baby not walking at 16 months is a nightmare for every parent. Apart from seeing a peadetrician, here are a few suggestions I have:
1. Quit carrying the child. Encourage floor time
2. Avoid putting your baby in a rocker. Here's a link to the type of rocker I mean at this age (https://monmartt.com/product/7155/infant-to-toddler-ro) . This will make the child's muscles develop strength.
3. Construct a local walker if u can ( https://reviews.momjunction.com/smile-pick-wooden-baby-walker/). A local carpenter can help with that and make sure the child exercises 3ce daily for about 15 mins.
4. If all else fails, ask to be referred to a physiotherapist that has experience working with children.
5. Above all, pray like mad.

Cheers

Hey, I believe u. Send your account number.
Can you write a new post and tag the moderators please.

marianneada:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders,

Please be patient and read my long post and forgive my grammatical errors, my name is Ada Marianne, i need your help my fellow Nairalanders, i have seen a lot of cases where nairalanders helped fellow nairalanders in distress, i never knew a day will come when i will solicit for people's help online, i'm an old nairalander, my profile can be verified to confirm this, i used to write stories here on nairaland, some of my stories made Frontpage here few years ago, i paused writing stories here because of family and work pressure.

I had a premature baby delivery on February due to the shock i experienced as a result of the stroke my mom suffered on February, my mom suffered a stroke as a result of my dad's sudden death on November 2019, since my dad's death my mom hasn't gotten over the shock of his death, due to the fact that we lost our dad not so long ago i entered shock because i was scared i might lose my mom also, i was rushed to the hospital where the doctors tried their best to stop my premature labor but they couldn't so i delivered the baby prematurely at 6 months plus, the baby spent 3 months in the incubator, we spent all our savings on my mom's stroke treatment, the baby's hospital deposits, blood transfusions, scans, x-rays and drugs, the baby has been discharged and our bill is six hundred and sixty thousand naira and we don't have any money left on us, please nairalanders help me raise the hospital bill so i can take my baby home as the condition where the hospital keeps discharged mother and child that couldn't pay their bill is not good for a new born baby that was delivered prematurely, most babies kept there relapse after some time and get infections because the doctors and nurses no longer care for or attend to the baby, we are not allowed to boil hot water and there are no bed or mosquito nets, we sleep on a bench, please my nairaland family please assist me, i have seen this great Nairaland family assist people in distress in the past, no amount is too small to assist me with, even 1k contribution each from 650 nairalanders will save me, this is not a scam attempt, i can be called on WhatsApp video call so you can see me and the baby in the hospital, callers can also speak to the hospital doctors and nurses on WhatsApp video call to confirm my story, nairalanders based in Onitsha Anambra state and environs can visit me in the hospital and see me and the baby and confirm my story, my God will bless you as you help.I can be reached on call and WhatsApp via: 0-8-1-1-9-0-1-2-1-4-0

Wat exactly does a forest officer do? And in a Min of Nig Delta??