₦airaland Forum

Ballmer:
Lame excuse to continue the servitude of working monkeys while baboons feast.

Let everyone move to a working state so we can disolve banditry inflicted state for prosperous ones to take over that is another way to look at things instead of financing a cycles of redundancy, inefficiency n foolishness in the name of whatever disguise you are promoting that makes no single sense in the 21st century.

Imagine Lagos as at 2021 labouring to build seaport airport Lekki export zone Eko atlantic etc n so many others n in your delusion a Zamfara with an academy churning out bandits in the same 21st century deserves a cut of that hard work ?! I am not sorry to say this but individuals such as you deserve to be beheaded in broad daylight to serve as detterant to others plagued with same foolish sense of entitlement n reasoning.

Bros you harsh o

Ibkhaleel01:
Unjust hatred for people will consume you. We see the obvious in the very hilarious VAT battle that is happening. I just dey observe.
Many supported Governor Wike's decision to be collecting VAT because they say "the North contributes nothing and they want to be collecting". But if they know their facts they will understand that they are digging a hole for themselves. They will realize it is all of us that will suffer when States collect VAT.
First of all, after Lagos, the next place that contributes the highest VAT (20%) is the FCT which is in the North. Yes this is followed by Rivers at 6% but Kano is next with 5% and this is followed by Kaduna. So no, it is not as you have been misinformed. The only special case is Lagos. So your State will suffer. Even Lagos will suffer with much more people migrating there. When resources are shared among Federating Units, it is shallow to always think it is injustice. Give Lagos 100% of it's VAT, Mukaila from Sokoto, Chinedu from Aba and even Lasisi from Osun will all migrate there. So what is the point again?
Secondly, in the federal system, companies with less than 25 million were not VATable. You think you are doing Northerners but your company will become VATable once Wike's law is replicated in your State. Why do you think commercially massive States like Abia and Anambra do not top the list of VAT contributors? Because those boys in the market were not exactly VATable, wait until what you are blindly supporting takes effect. VAT will be collected like motor park tickets. Then you will see where hate has led you.
Third, people will most likely pay VAT twice across different states with different laws because Wike does not know what is input and output VAT and did not listen to Nojeem Olasubomi Yusuf and others who politely asked him about it.
Some have even termed Wike the leader of restructuring in Nigeria. A gullible people in search of heroes. Being used and misled by every opportunist. Stop allowing yourself to be used by politicians to settle their personal scores while they tell you they are fighting for your interest.
You need to first know what your interest is to know who is actually fighting for or against it

Why are you so pained bros. The FG and the state governors including all political leaders are thieves.
But let the right thing be done. If it is state that ought to collect, then let it be so. If na FG, then let them collect. The rule of law must rain

Way to go

Generalwoodz:
Imagine a country where wild animals roams around, causes bodily harm and in some cases mauled their victims to death...

If this happened in my homeland Nigeria, next day all the able bodied men in the community would storm the said forest, and kill all moving, crawling and jumping animal in there.

Oops! Wild animals don't roam here because our love for bush meats has made run away...

Aswear. Right on point

Sonnobax15:
yeah

Correct.

SarkinYarki:
Na wa .. The north will know the worst thing dey ever did was to force Buhari on NIGERIA...

We have a saying in warri," pikin dey find cry, you come go konk am".

Nigeria was almost tearing apart, then the fulani came and blasted the divide wide with their evil and high handedness

Sonnobax15:

So op,you be married man? Well, that's good.

Back to the topic:::Tho I ain't married yet but I managed to witness these scenarios between my popsman and my mum during the few time she spent on earth.... Sometime popsman go para so tay he no go chop for days,but the good part was that he always provided money for feeding,but wouldn't eat from the meal....My mum, being a soft-hearted woman would go down on her knees to beg him to come and eat but the old-soldier blood for him body no dey gree...But Las las,na only am go call momsy--"mama Betty,food dey?
The worst came when popsman had a babe . Yoruba banny for that matter that woman almost use food buy my father take kpatakpata

The word banny made me smile.

You are around delta?

Sirjamo:
TUBABA, always making sense until it's time to get another woman pregnant.

Abeg make Una leave my brother o. Every man get him weak point

sylve11:
Waiting for my state Gov to say something harsher than this.

His Excellency, Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa, please we don't want open grazing. Please stand on your ground.

That one na paper. Lefulefu

DropsMic:
Imagine say Buhari was a southerner.. By now Northern politicians for don shut down this country with protests

Exactly!

amc:
FCT is contributing 20%, Kaduna 5%, Kaduna 1%. Just tell us how much your people are contributing. Abi shame dey catch you?

When you say FCT is it only northerners that are in the FCT?

Dialpad:
Young man, don't continue to slave your self. I don't care how old you are, 25k is BS money.


Get some skills online, many kids in Nigeria now earn in US dollars.

Find your way out of poverty

Care to recommend any digital skill with good earning potential and continued relevance in the future

I really don't want to talk this morning...


Let me nor pour my anger on someone this morning

BobbieZion:
So sad
Everything in Naija is collapsing and dying.
If only the dullard in Aso Vill Would do same.
Things will take a better turn.

He will this year.

helinuesIsaMumu:
Labrotory got me laughing

Ndi quota system

Thought I was the only one who noticed that

TheChameleon:


I can bet you didn't read the article. You definitely don't have the requisite IQ to understand it.

You're just a bandwagonner. Someone that criticises just because it's popular to do so


PS - I am not a fan of Buhari and his dullard ways...at all!

You may be right but this is Nigeria. If a government in other climes say this, I will be excited but not Nigeria. Most of the proceed from these transactions will be looted.
I was in one of the Federal university days back and an insider told me that the money for some of the projects earmarked was looted.
What about the trillions that NDDC received?
So the guy you quoted wasn't wrong after all. Everything in Nigeria is bastardized.

pocohantas:
Ultimate move.

If you get wahala with man and he hasn’t called you ashewo or accuse you of infidelity (be it true or false), just know you were with 1% of the different men.

We await receipts.



Anything you give a lover during a relationship is because you felt they deserve it. That truck is gone. Na part of wetin im gain. Except he wants to return it sha.

While you might be right, women also do the same sh*t.
They go ranting on how you never took care of them and the kids; how you are a deadbeat dad and all of that.
I have seen several cases of men who moved heaven and earth for their family and in the end, when matter sour, the man is a floss and a deadbeat.

Well, na their wahala be that. I have the perfect recipe for that.

TarOrfeeek:
Whatever will make me decide to play football on the day I'm supposed to be pricing Stock fish, Dry fish, Cray fish and Ijebu garri for my new life in Europe.

May God kill that thing and slap common sense into me.

This is one of the most horrible case of lacking Parental control. A proper Nigerian mother will prevent you from going anywhere 1 week before your Departure Date.

The last day is dedicated to playing intense gospel music, indulging in nostalgic banters and drinking anointing oil.

You have said it all. Till date, my mum keep telling folks in the village that I'm still going to school; school I left in 2006
If sje tell you and you no take am, that's your headache

Our mothers sha! But it is the best. Village people are wicked!

Demigod22:
I was my grandma's favorite child before her death last year. Since her death I am the only one seeing her in my dream. She always visit with gifts and bunch of money and always advising me to be strong.

Since her death I don't go to her house again, last time she visited me in my dream complaining how I don't visit her house again, she said she came to stay with me in school, after her death, with multiple dreams of her giving me money, to some extent I started having small pocket money in school.

Last time I dreamt, I was frying sweet potatoes and she came to give me money. Sometimes, in my dream, she will call me to her room and gave me bunch of money to count, immediately I finished counting the money, she will smile and disappear before I return the money to her. She is always coming to give me money and gifts in one way or the other, she is always complaining that because she died that is why I am hungry that I shouldn't worry.

In the whole family, I am the only one seeing her in my dream since her death, sometimes I get really scared. Can grandma love her grandchild even till death? Can anyone explain these things happening to me? Could it be spiritual love? Please I need explanation.

I couldn't respond last night cos I was tired and busy.
Listen to me. Pls disregard what others are saying contrary to my position. That thing coming to you is not your grandma. That's a demon. They have been here since the beginning of the earth and they know everyone attitude and can mimic us.
It happened to me too. When my dad died, I was always seeing him in dreams. It was now happening everyday. I realized a demon has taken his semblance and was trying to torment and infiltrate my life. I took authority and bind it from coming to me in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth and it stopped!
Don't be deceived. Your grandma is gone forever.

FreeStuffsNG:
There's no such thing in science.Once you can build it, it can be replicated.
The US make these mistakes all the time by underestimating others. If anyone had told them 20 years ago that they will lose the war in Afghanistan, they will not believe it. As we type here, the Chinese now have the strongest navy in the world and they have built better versions of the US artillery
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/05/china/china-world-biggest-navy-intl-hnk-ml-dst/index.html

They should have just destroyed those things . Leaving it is irresponsible and a miscalculation. The Talibans are not stupid. Even if they can't independently rebuild it, they can partner their neighbours Iran, Russia and China to understand these advanced technology through reverse Engineering.
US should wake up, others are not sleeping o. Knowledge and terror business has been democratized .
Btw, if you want to use freebies to promote and sell your goods or services or you want free stuffs , check my signature of FreeStuffsNG

While I concur with your last paragraph, I want to let you know that having the largest navy( in terms of fleets and men) does not confers victory. Experience is key.
The US has been engaging opponents on several warfront s and has garnered several experience unlike China that has not fought any way save for wars fought several decades ago before they became a super power

ojun50:
When una go evict buhari

The most important eviction this country needs now

buckeyemedia:
Neither can the south survive without the North.

What is the benefit of the north? Tomatoes, beans and cow?
Lol. He holds the money determines the pace.
There are markets from cotonou and other west africsn countries lining up to sell to the south.
You can argue with your sense

Ezmans:
this is very common in delta state

I stay in delta state. Was born and raised there....it is not common.

deboysben:
Up man u for life.

One of my happiest day.
Man u blood runs through my vain.
Premier league is red.

No vex bros.

Will this news put money in your pocket?

Okokobioko!

What kind of man will get an erection with his daughter?
This life sha! People really dey inside.

Away with his testicles to the dogs!

yarimo:
ORTOM is a serial failure just using buhari name to hide his incompetence as governor

Yea both are failures. Massive failures

okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination

The medicine man wey do you this thing do die since.

You are truly pathetic. I guess comedians abroad too don't have brain?

Just see how you disgraced your generation because of small change

houseontherock:
Taliban loading...forcing people to stay in the hole they dug with their AK-47s
The vulturegrilling guy should be ashamed of his darling daddy by now

You won't see him in threads like these. Stewpid mofo.

OmobaDe10th:
How much?

I'm looking to buy

Looking for this spray can used in spraying herbicide that kills grasses.

If you have a used one in very good condition, pls mention me

Clearance price

ijoba222:
but my dickk looks fine , I mean as at now anyway, but I will go to the pharmacy tomorrow , can you please try to remember what medication You used ? also someone told me that the people around me should use the meds too?

Pic of the dicck to ascertain it is fine or I don't give you the solution


Abeg go hospital...nairaland will end up confusing you.
Let me add my own confusion, sorry prognosis.
It may be secondary phase of Treponema pallidum infection ( syphilis) or the early stage of xyz infection ( ask a health officer the meaning of xyz)

Take care boy

sampete:
Now that we are on Alaba matter...

Two years ago I made arrangements with a used tv seller here on nairaland to come buy a tv he advertised here on nairaland. His store was at that Alaba International. Price of the tv was 90k for a 40inch Samsung UHD Tv.

I got to Alaba on that fate full day and in the process of trying to locate his shop, I was waylaid by the fearsome Alaba hustlers. Before I knew it, they have diverted me to a shop and were showing me some very good looking Samsung tvs.

They showed me a 65inches Samsung tv with all the bells and whistles. Tested it and it was working perfectly fine. I asked for price and they told me to bring 30k.

I didn't believe my ears, so I stylishly asked them to confirm the price, 30k they repeated. And there I was going to buy a 40inches for 90k. I couldn't believe my luck and I quickly asked for how to make payments. They brought out POS but as God would have it, my ATM refused to debit. So they suggested a bank transfer, they gave me an account number. I was about completing the transfer when the nairaland tv dude that made me come to Alaba called to find out where I was and I told him that I have gotten a better deal at 30k for a 65inches Samsung smart Tv. The guy shouted and told me to leave the store asap, my phone was on loud speaker while he was calling those Alaba guys 419.

One of them blew the game, while the rest all had stony and serious faces, I noticed he was desperately trying not to laugh out. And then the laughter came out in full and the others join him in laughing.

I just jejely carried myself out of the shop and went straight to the nairanlander's shop to buy the 40inche for 90k.

Lol.

How is the 90k TV performing?