Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 1:39pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
emysmile: Yoruba pepper stew still make sense
That soup is good especially when you are pregnant and throwing up
It stops irritation.
You be MaN abi woman? anyways, go and try Ghana-Togo Raw pepper and fried fish soup with Banku or Kenkey.
You will come back to thank Yoruba stew. That Ghana-Togo food na suffer. I can even feel the pepper effect from the way you describe the thing sef  |
Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
Candidlady: Weird stuf i eva ate was yoruba pepper palm oil stew! Lord god! Nearly died that day! Looool. But that ain't weird na. Looking forward to the day I will eat the famed yoruba pepper stew  |
Education › Re: IELTS and SAT classes/Lectures In Warri by GorillaApp(m): 6:27am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Thanks for the lectures.
It ended in praise! |
Celebrities › Re: Usher Raymond Takes A Walk With His Pet Goats To Mark 43rd Birthday (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 6:14am On Oct 15, 2021 |
No problem
E get meaning |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Hiring: Who Has Used Testgorilla For His/her Assessment by GorillaApp(m): 6:13am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Na wa o. Which one br testgorlla again.
We don dey becime obsolete for job matta |
Crime › Re: What Army Men Did To A Fellow Nairalander In Calabar (graphic Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 7:11pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
yanabasee2: The op quoted the same post to relay the information about the guardroom experience...
It wasn't there on his original message..... He edited it to provide this info...
Learn to make a point without insults...
ok? Its clear now. I didn't insult you dude but if you feel slighted, then i apologize |
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Celebrate 60th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 6:20pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
pocohantas: Una dey always get options when young na.
That time sense is not found and gbola is very active. Naso una go dey do like Hitler. Claiming men-are-polygamous-in-nature.
You people forget na una old age dey do strong things pass. Small thing, stroke, kidney failure, diabetes. By that time, all your options (side-chicks) are long gone. You’ll now be blackmailing your virtuous wife into becoming a personal nurse. Reminding you to take your drugs and cooking oilless vegetable soup with plantain swallow.
If God come punish you with woman wey sabi revenge. She would leave you at home and go for omugwo in the US permanently. You will na wear obituary t-shirt and sit in front of your bungalow with a newspaper, watching every movement. One useless redpiller will see you there and come to create thread. “Men take care of yourselves, what I noticed with my neighbour”. The moomoo won’t ask the neighbour how he landed in that situation.
You men won’t give a woman your youth, but when your engine has knocked, you will return home to saddle her with a badly maintained Nigerian used body. Nonsense!
Happy Anniversary to the couple.  This gal almost injured me with laughter  . Very accurate analysis. |
Romance › Re: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by GorillaApp(m): 3:54pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
kroger: The truth Hurts . I live in the US and he is absolutely correct. Baby mama littering the entire BA community, how much are condoms for Christ sake i spoke about it on my previous response but you purposely ignore the post. BA always waiting for Government to hand out freebies to live a peasant life. Sex sex and more sex thats the Norm.. Let me ask you a question and i believe some Africans might have also experienced this before, why does BA always ask for gas money all the time from their fellow African colleagues .
The guys are even worse, dont wanna work, dont wanna better themselves, only thing they know is sit at their mamas house and do nothing. No wonder the females drive them away from their apartments cos good sex cant pay the bills i have Seen it happen not once not twice. Thuggery, sagging pants, weed, Bleep, guns is the order of the day. Check out Charlie bo313 youtube channel, i was weeping on what i saw. Young able BA men wasting away.
Every Friday at work the BA are always ready to go, don't wanna work cos they wanna go party and blow away the check and come in on Monday to beg for gas money. finish up your job on Fridays cos u will still meet it back on Monday BA wont listen, monday comes and they aren't able to continue dey job. Typical Akata behavior. My car was hit from the back last friday by a BA. she came down with her long cardi look like nails, with a huge eye lashes the size of a hand fan and starting shouting she is sorry with that annoying voice you all got, It was a minor brush so i had to let it go cos she was the regular Akata . I guarantee you if reverse was the case all hell will let loose, She would have called the cops and create a scene that is typical akata behavior.
The good you do for Akata ends that day, if u expect same favor from them the next day you are on your own . Always hyper, cant cool down to listen to an idea or advice. All the female care about is getting their nails done and hair, you guys can spend you last penny on nails and hair and owe rent . I wonder if its generational curse or something.
Mexicans are known for building houses, land scaping, etc. you see them diligently doing their job and raise a decent family. Asians are known for having majority of the hotels and gas stations in America, also they are a strong force in the IT sector. Africans excel in their respective fields, go to any hospital and u would a sizable number of the nurses are Africans,, IT sector we are catching up, CRA, CSM,DOCTORS, Car dealers etc Who sells all the fancy cars to Mayweather? a Nigerian.
What are BA known for, absolutely nothing, but they are known for one thing RANTING.. Always ranting about racism, systematic racism, white priviledge and so on.. Keep on ranting while the Asians, Africans come to America and grab the enormous opportunity and you call us White ass lickers If making money makes me a white ass licker then i will lick more white ass Thats why u all hate Africans, talking about how we come to America and take their jobs, yes we take the jobs cos its vacant, while you all are busy talking about racism we are busy learning and taking the jobs.
I can keep going on and on but no matter how u try to defend the BA it wont change nothing. Kiasa or Khia you can reply everybody on here but the truth still remains the BA needs to step up. Think critically and come up with ideas on how to better themselves. School is free until college, that gives enough room to save for a child college tuition, or there are student loans. Just go to SCHOOL is there anything hard. Is there any white man standing in front of the school gate not allowing BA to study. What really is the problem cos i dont understand. With internet you can also learn lots of skills for cheap..
Replying me and counter my experience will not change the fact that BA needs redemption fast. [/color] Wow. This is loaded and a fact |
Career › Re: He Keep To His Promise And Helped My Life by GorillaApp(m): 3:43pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
I don't know who the person is but thank you.
There are really some good people left in this wicked world.
A female nairalander joined me some years back to offset the bills of a child who was placed under hospital arrest after she was delivered as the parents couldn't afford the bill. To make matter worse, it was just few days to Christmas and the child would have done her first Christmas celebration in the hospital.
God bless that lady nairalander |
Family › Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by GorillaApp(m): 2:07pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh: Am just afraid... What if i tell him and got heart-break and die... He's 76 plus Then let it slide. No need to cause the old man pains. But when he departs, make the child aware if possible |
Family › Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by GorillaApp(m): 2:05pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
FreeSpirited: Imagine ur Dad runs DNA on all of u and it turns out u are also not his child ... ....... Nothing is impossible especially if it involves vagina people and paternity. .you are a wicked sombori  aswear! Op, anyhow you wan do am, let ur father know |
Politics › Re: Recruit Your Kids – Nigerians Slam Fayemi Over Call For NYSC Members To Fight by GorillaApp(m): 9:57am On Oct 14, 2021 |
bobowaja: While others not willing will serve without pay. That doesn't seem like WILLING to me. It is a forced scheme. Bless you. He didn't see that but rushed out to blame Nigerians |
Politics › Re: Recruit Your Kids – Nigerians Slam Fayemi Over Call For NYSC Members To Fight by GorillaApp(m): 9:54am On Oct 14, 2021 |
LegendHero: I thought he said willing NYSC members.
If NYSC can give a willing person the opportunity to be recruited into the armed forces, won’t that be better than them trying to beg people for connection to join the army on their own?
Nigerians are now like reactants, they just react anyhow. Did you also read where he said those who refused recruitment should not be paid? Cc: Grayoso |
Crime › Re: What Army Men Did To A Fellow Nairalander In Calabar (graphic Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 9:11am On Oct 14, 2021 |
SamuelAnyawu: Guard room in which location? Abeg where else guard room dey again? The man is grown and knows exactly what he is saying. I have seen far worse done by military folks |
Crime › Re: What Army Men Did To A Fellow Nairalander In Calabar (graphic Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 9:00am On Oct 14, 2021 |
Simdyofficial: you say what No trained wah Seems like u Neva jam sojo before No mind that person. He is a supporter. |
Crime › Re: What Army Men Did To A Fellow Nairalander In Calabar (graphic Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 8:57am On Oct 14, 2021 |
yanabasee2: I still doubt....
I've stead in a military camp before.....
People steal officers uniform and use it to commit crimes....
Knowing their names from the tag doesn't mean they're truly who they are... He said they took him to their guard room, I guess you didn't see that. Which civilian can take someone to the guard room? I have seen worse behavior from military boys in igbudu market where a stewpid soidier boy shoot at a spot on the ground in between a lady's leg. An unarmed girl that sells in the market. They even wanted to beat her mother too! When the case was reported, they quickly shielded him and quickly redeployed him. I just dey wait for something to happen. As we say it in warri, If any body do any how, he go see any how! Dia cup go soon full. Be there supporting and doubting. |
Family › Re: Next Of Kin Issues: A stranger Has Taken Over His Dad's properties Please Advise by GorillaApp(m): 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
juri: iyaebe:
There is something most people do not understand when it comes to issues involving Wills or Administration of Estate.
Legally Speaking, That someone was named a Next of Kin NOK, to a Diseased/Dead Person, does not mean he gets to own or use the properties as he wishes. It simply means such a person is charged with the responsibility of administering the Deseased Estate in the interest of the beneficiaries, in this case the wife/wives/children. When the NOK fails to do this, these beneficiaries have a right to seek redress through the courts.
Note further that this man or anybody who is to act as next NOK, must obtain a Letter Of Administration LOA, from the court empowering him to so act. It is not enough that you are listed as NOK in some Bank Form or Employee Employmenr details.
Note also that all I have stated here is premised on the presumption that there is no WILL. Where there is a will, then the properties will be administered according to what is in the WILL. Are you sure your aunt's Husband did not will his properties to this man?.
By the way, you are yet to respond to my mail sent to you when you were R and you toled me of busy academics. How is studies and have you changed the mail or something? Very well stated. I guess this most be a learned fellow |
Politics › Re: Akinwumi Adesina, Buba Marwa, Osinbajo - Fredrick Nwabufo’s Picks For President by GorillaApp(m): 1:57pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
BigSarah: Each time I see or read people postulate osinbanjo I get confused honestly..
If Nigerians truly want osinbanjo then that means absolutely nothing is wrong with this Buhari's and Osinbajo 8 years of mid-rule. You truly don't understand what is going on. Osibsanjo is walking a tight rope and cannot do anything outside the wishes of the northern caliphate and mafia that are calling the shot. That man's life is in danger. He can't even resign because they will come for him and take him out in the fear that he will reveal the evil going on in this country. You think mailaifa, or that young pilot lady died natural deaths? You think this government can't end this insecurity if they want to? Lastly, remember when buhari traveled out Nigeria and osibanjo took some bold steps like firing the DSS boss then, and also coming down to niger delta to talk about modular refineries. What happened when buhari rushed back? Osibsanjo was caged and from then began his woes. Osibanjo is the best candidate there. I'm not yoruba by the way |
Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 9:22am On Oct 13, 2021 |
illicit: Yes
Severally I can't for the life of me, try that |
Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:56am On Oct 13, 2021 |
illicit: I have drank fresh cow milk For real! Yuck! |
Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:55am On Oct 13, 2021 |
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Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:53am On Oct 13, 2021 |
Mercychen: Yuk!
The only weird thing I ate as a child was dog meat . I didn't know then that it was dog meat. It was later my mum told us that, that thing we used to eat with our dad was dog meat pepper soup. Ah! I weak.
Since then, I don't eat anything without first knowing what it is. It was sweet abi  |
Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:52am On Oct 13, 2021 |
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Food › Re: What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:51am On Oct 13, 2021 |
Itachi23: Octopus, bush rat, squids, termites, crocodile Oh yeah. I forgot to mention termite. Sweet little thing...I don't think I can eat them nowadays. Then that maggot found in raffia palm. They are called "edible",in the south |
Food › What Weird stuff Have You Eaten? by GorillaApp(op): 8:09pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
I was just reflecting on some of the weird things I have eaten. I chuckled when I recalled some crazy stuffs we ate while growing up. Looking back, I am sure I will not have the guts to eat them at this age and time When I was in Junior secondary, I ate python that was prepared by elders from my maternal home. I also ate Lizard  yeah, you heard right, Lizard!!! . Before you begin to think I'm some poor kid from a war-torn country, we actually ate it when it was used to prepare cough medicine for Frank who had a terrible cough bout that won't leave. I ate monkey, eels and stingrays. Some of my friends have eaten dogs and cats. What weird stuff have you eaten? |
Science/Technology › Re: Unbelievable Moment Fish Move Through Sea In The Shape Of A Love Heart(Pix,vid) by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
lilvicky68: Righteousness2 will be like..
If the fishes of the sea can form a love sign.. How much more God who created us won't love us.. Turn around from your evil ways and give your life to Christ to experience His love..
We live in a perilous times folks, repent.. U are on point. The pastor is already above you. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Warships Fire Missiles Near Japan ( Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 4:53pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
Righteousness2: With all that is happening live before our eyes, it is Clearly Clear that we are at the Verge of Something Huge.
Bible Endtimes Prophecies are being Fulfilled and Re-Fulfilled right before our Eyes to the full.
The Coming of JESUS is so close! Ladies and Gentlemen wake up and be Prepared! It will be a Catastrophic Calamity to Miss the Rapture! JESUS is Coming!! Be Ready!! My guy is back! Keep speaking for the Lord and mind no detractors |
Education › Re: Gaboon Viper Killed At The Federal University Otuoke (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 2:39pm On Oct 11, 2021 |
Mercychen: Hope you' people have not devoured it.
How is this big thing that looks like baby python a viper? Anyways, I'm not into snakes and will never be. So, whatever the eaters and dealers of snake call it. It is. The pattern is more symmetrical compared to a python's. On the other hand, that snake right there is death personified! I killed a viper yesterday but I don't think I need to post it here |
Family › Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by GorillaApp(m): 9:22am On Oct 11, 2021 |
Promzy99: This is a very delicate issue, that needs divine wisdom to handle. Firstly, d dad shud be on d fore-front as man nd father of d house. Maybe d dad is too mild nd gentle with d son. my culture 4bids such act. Its wrong 4 a child to be having sex with an unmarried patner under d fathers roof. Its an abormination nd it shows no form of respect. The dad shud man up, with stern warning nd seriousness. He shud call dem in one of d nites, advise nd caution them, explaining d dangers of such act to them. A man must be totally independent b4 thinkin of habouring a female. I think I tow the same line with you. I remembered when I was in ss3 and was walking a girl home after extra mural classes. We walked past my dad who was sitting outside the compound that night taking fresh air. Omo, as I return back home that night after seeing off my lady friend, na so my pops man bracket me inside house and land one very hot slap on my cheek! O boy, I saw stars that night! My father was like, so you don get guts to they waka with woman pass my front shebi! No respect. If na my papa be the father of that ur boy, e for don smell his butthole |
Family › Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by GorillaApp(m): 9:08am On Oct 11, 2021 |
Bewiseedet: Mind your business. Your son is matured enough to chose who to love. Isn't it better you try to know the lady better than just portray her as a prostitute? Are you a parent? I guess not! So if it was your sister or daughter behaving this shamelessly, you will mind ur business? Wisemum is doing the appropriate steps. Some of you just spew trash instead of just keeping quiet to learn. @wisemum. You have taken the right steps and I appreciate you. Try and go to where the girl works and trace her to her parents home and inform them maturely. In some tribes in southern Nigeria, if an unmarried lady dies in the house of a man, he must marry her corpse. Aside that, the family and police won't take it lightly if anything happens. You and your husband should keep talking sense to him. The boy is not jazzed. He is just getting in touch with his base side and the girl provides something that intoxicates him. Also put him in prayers if all else fails. I feel ur pain madam |
Romance › Re: Man Loses His Job And Gets Dumped By Girlfriend He’s Been Giving N20k Weekly by GorillaApp(m): 12:42pm On Sep 23, 2021 |
zed7: I don't feel sorry for such men. I feel ashamed for men who think money is the only thing they can offer a woman. You keep hearing them say 'make money. When the only thing you have is money, the only thing you will attract are whôŕés.
Whilst it's OK to help a woman out occasionally with money or take her to nice places, you should also never forget that real women want a man that can take charge and be a man. A man that can lead, protect, motivate, advice and guide.
Women even respect a man that can take charge of his finances. Those of you throwing money at women recklessly, be rest assured she laughs at you and calls you a fool. Most of these women usually have more money than you because they are smarter with their finances. These words should be carved on marbles. Most of these women actually are more loaded than the men actually doing the spending. It will really amaze you |
Properties › Re: Cost, Estimate For Building A 3bedroom Bungalow In Nigeria (Detailed Info) by GorillaApp(m): 5:37pm On Sep 22, 2021 |
AsomArchitectNG: Case studies
We will be using three real life cases for study. All projects are 3 bedroom apartments in three different locations in Nigeria. We will use actual figures (where given) from these cases to show how much was spent in each stage of the building process.
Case 1 summary Location: Mararaba, Nasarawa State (close to Abuja) Year: 2015 Building cost: ₦5,116,350 (80% completed).
Case 2 summary Location: Ajah, Lagos state Year: 2015 Cost of land: ₦2.5 million for a plot. Exclusive of other fees. Building cost: About ₦7 million (95% completed)
Case 3 Summary Location: Kwara state Year: 2011-2013 Cost of land: ₦200,000 for 2.5 plots bought in 2009 Cost: About ₦8 million (Completed, main house only) Is the land cost included in the total cost. Nicework and remain blessed |