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Jokes Etc › Re: 40 Million Naira To Slap A Soldier Inside The Barracks, Would You Accept It? by GorillaApp(m): 9:01am On Jul 14, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Yes. Slap the soldier and offer him N10mill
10 mill to much. Just drop 5
Family › Re: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by GorillaApp(m): 4:26am On Jul 14, 2021
All these people saying it wasn't me, who are now the folks we see everyday getting gbenshed in all these hotels? grin

Even married women. Join sef. If I begin share story, here go full.

All the same, I'm innocent. cool
Family › Re: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by GorillaApp(m): 4:23am On Jul 14, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
Its been a nice one all along but I de pray make thunder no fire me while on top of the sidechick
Classic case of eating your cake and still having it grin

Bad man fella cool
Travel › Re: Construction Linking Bonny Island By Road (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 7:33pm On Jul 13, 2021
Grgton:
Rivers mainland to be connected to Bonny??

Wow

Wike is just a developer
If he can do this, he would have etched his name in Gold for always.

If i were him, I would do this
Politics › Re: Naval Headquarters: "Sectional" Navy Supplementary List Is Fake by GorillaApp(m): 2:01pm On Jul 13, 2021
louqas:
Your choice
But when sahara report something thats against your interest just accept it too whether its a lie or not
No problem. I have my believe and so do you.

I can't be swayed. Buhari's antecedent is well known and documented.
Politics › Re: Naval Headquarters: "Sectional" Navy Supplementary List Is Fake by GorillaApp(m): 1:42pm On Jul 13, 2021
louqas:
You didn't see any list because there no list.....if a list will be available its on the site you will get the authentic list
Since there is no list, I'm still leaning towards sahara reporters disclosure. With the body odour of the president and his penchant for nepotism, i will want to believe SR
Politics › Re: Naval Headquarters: "Sectional" Navy Supplementary List Is Fake by GorillaApp(m): 8:01am On Jul 13, 2021
louqas:
Go back and read the statement again and read No.2....
Was the list pasted in the link?
Kindly republish it here for us to see.
Pls quote me when you do so. cool
Romance › Re: The Disadvantages Of Being Handsome by GorillaApp(m):
rosalieene:
Ya'll claiming to be handsome, post your picture let's see.
Lightening is waiting to fire one ugly efulefu who is claiming to be fine cheesy grin

**modified ***
OP if you're the one on your DP, then its disappointing.
Like WTF!
Who is giving you such hope of being handsome? No offense.
I weak, aswear!
Even me fine pass that boy and I have never seen myself as handsome. I never let that sh*t get into my head.
I rely more on my character, intelligence, and a sweet nature. Though I'm like Janus, the two-faced god grin
If you as a babe do anyhow, you go see anyhow too cheesy
Crime › Re: Muhammad Abdullahi Maimuna Is Missing (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 11:13am On Jul 12, 2021
Pray she is found
Politics › Re: PIB Would Permit Only Dangote Refinery, NNPC To Import Fuel by GorillaApp(m): 11:12am On Jul 12, 2021
Esseite:
Read to understand...

If there is a monopoly on import, and the market is let loose without subsidy, everyother competitor without refining license would either have to purchase from Dangote or NNPC, Dangote would be at liberty to sell at various prices to different people/regions thereby garnering so much power to cause inflation in one or not, to cause economic sabotage in one or not.. at the same time, devoid of no competitors he can strictly go on full import of petrol with claims of TAM or insufficient production for as long as he wants.

He would practically be the new NNPC.
Don't mind the amaechi2023. We know who they are and what side of the divide they are on.
We cant be fooled.

Monopoly is a bad and we won't support it. There is no ethnic slant here
Stop whipping non existent emotions here amaechi2023.
U guys have crippled this nation
Best thing is restructure or separate.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k Very Urgent !!! by GorillaApp(m): 10:03am On Jul 12, 2021
khilardz:
I can supply you fufu powder to start selling in your state, there is no strong competition yet so it's lucrative. 100k can get you over 60 basket plus transportation and you can be making over 50k from each transaction.
Where are you based
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Abel Damina: Hallelujah Is Not A Heavenly Language (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:11pm On Jul 11, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
Pls don't conclude, take back these words. Some of these preachers make mistakes, despite that they have preached for several years. The problem here is that churches have become a "one man's business" to an extent that when some of these pastors make mistakes, there is no one to correct them. You have dropped several relevant scriptures which is enough.
Spot on!
Politics › Re: Buhari Alters Nigeria Profoundly: Obasanjo by GorillaApp(m): 1:01pm On Jul 11, 2021
Spot on
Politics › Re: Chibok Girl, Mary Katambi Graduates With A B.sc In Accounting (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 11:56am On Jul 11, 2021
[quote author= post=103573144]You can only deceive your types and your ilks.
It is good to know not all Nigerians suffer from hypocritical and willful insomnia like you and your likes..

May God punish anyone and everyone involved in bringing all these bandits, boko haram etc into this nation.
They and the ones supporting them will never end well in life.

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought Boko Haram to our nation (and were telling us during their regime that NO Chibok girls were kidnapped!, before all the world came together and cried out to burst their lies) never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.



AMEN AMEN AND AMEN in Jesus name,
Insha Allah.

God bless you and your parents for this very good prayer.
You are a wonderful man.
We love people like you.
May all your prayers be answered before 21 days, AMEN.[/quote]Amen to your prayers. May God almighty punish all the politicians responsible for our woes. May there day not breakforth. May tribulation strike alll evil politicians including the ones in this present government who sit and enable terrorism.
Let's their supporters and enablers be utterly destroyed.
This I ask through Jesus our Lord
Education › Re: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by GorillaApp(m): 4:01pm On Jul 10, 2021
Sijo01:
Even as fine as that surrounding. Snakes can really be found anywhere undecided
It came because of rodents like rats.

Keep your area free of rats and you won't get a visit from this guy.
Education › Re: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by GorillaApp(m): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2021
Carparts:
From the scale pattern, looks like a cobra.
U are right
Education › Re: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by GorillaApp(m): 3:56pm On Jul 10, 2021
Danisaint112:
The snake looks like a Black Mamba;
One of the most deadliest snake in the world,
Kills in less than a minute no matter how strong your are,
One of the fastest in the world,
And mostly Above six feet tall for an adult male.

Lucky set of students. grin
Black mamba is not endemic to Nigeria. They are found in the southern region of Africa.
You are right about the lethality though
That snake right there is a spitting cobra
Education › Re: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by GorillaApp(m): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2021
castrol180:
As a matter of fact, when it was to be killed it spreaded its head making me to believe it's a cobra but the clour doesn't look cobra
There two types endemic to West Africa. The forest cobra that is brownish and does not spit and this black type that spits venom.
Both are deadly all the same
Education › Re: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by GorillaApp(m): 3:52pm On Jul 10, 2021
castrol180:
Do you know the snake type?
Cobra
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 8:46am On Jul 07, 2021
StandardJohn:
Naija police sef, which one is unlawful possession of human skull?
This greedy pastors be disgracing christianity on a daily.
Lol cheesy

This country sef! If you dey vex, you no go know when you go burst into laughter based on the news coming out from naija
Politics › Re: Katsina PDP Youths To Use Catapults To Fight Bandits (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 8:40am On Jul 06, 2021
Incredulous! grin grin grin cheesy

These northern folks are a wonder. Their leaders will be drowning in laughter by now
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Name Of This Snake Killed In My School's Generator House? (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 5:55am On Jun 29, 2021
MJBOLT:
that's not a black mamba
No. Black mambas are not in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Strongest Man In Africa Pulls A Trailer Loaded With Rice In Ghana (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:54pm On Jun 28, 2021
Sonnobax15:
tongue
Las las na one small banny dey push am fall for bed with her magical fingers..
Aswear grin
Sports › Re: Strongest Man In Africa Pulls A Trailer Loaded With Rice In Ghana (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:53pm On Jun 28, 2021
FarahAideed:
So the strongest man in Africa is now in Ghana? This title was the sole preserve of NIGERIANs but thanks to Buharis poor leadership Nigerians can't eat 3 square meals needed to produce Strong men
U no well aswear grin
Health › Re: Coconut Seller Caught Using Water In Gutter To Wash His Coconut . by GorillaApp(m): 12:47pm On Jun 28, 2021
Afriqan:
I pity anyone still buying fruits and other food products from mallams for consumption. Imagine eating a coconut like this, that's automatic typhoid fever. Eat N100 coconut, pay 20k medical bills.

Too many videos like this everywhere on the internet. I don't like to sound tribalistic but ab0kis are really dirty. embarassed
I have stopped patronizing them long ago when I ate fried yam and indomie on separate occasions and came down with running stomach
Politics › Re: There Is No Better Candidate For 2023 Than Tinubu — Kano Group by GorillaApp(m): 6:48pm On Jun 27, 2021
MadamVanessa:
It surprises me always to see a grown up like you acting childish by always throwing childish tantrum around. Your childishness is becoming stale please grow up.

There's nowhere the post made mentioned of the igbos, but you'll always find a way of including them in your stupiid comments. It seems your mere existence revolves around the igbos, without them you can't exist. Sadly those people are so focused, they don't even know if someone like you exist or not.
Beautiful words. One bottle of wine on me.
Politics › Re: Profiles Of Technocrats Jostling To Govern Anambra State (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 6:37pm On Jun 27, 2021
Cromagnon:
Was Lagos bliss when bajo was a commissioner, was/is Anambra bliss when obi was governor?
Abegi
We Said same of Osho, fashola and buhari
You are truly a rouble rouser. There is never any perfect government. Even you talking there is not perfect.
Obi tried in anambra state. That I can vouch for..
Osibamjo was not the one calling the final shot in Lagos as a commissioner but when deputized for buhari, he made steps that brought small progress.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Leaders Hand FG Ultimatum Over Restructuring by GorillaApp(m): 1:57pm On Jun 27, 2021
Ok
Romance › Re: Behold 7 Sexy Divas Creating Stimulating Content On Instagram by GorillaApp(m): 1:56pm On Jun 27, 2021
Geeftooo: Abena Gift Omotayo also known as Geeftooo
is a curvaceous beauty who uses her sex appeals to
win souls. She grew into her own element under the
wings of another content creator and comedian, Sir
Balo.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/06/behold-7-sexy-divas-creating-stimulating-content-on-instagram/[/quote]Her sex appeal to win souls? huh Win souls for who pls?

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