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tensazangetsu20:
Honestly this advice only works when you are at a senior developer. Op please don't take this advice. I also spammed jobs before I got my first job. People I advised to spam jobs have gotten good jobs very good. One I know in fact works for two companies. One in the UK and the other in Australia. He earns over 3 million a month and he hasn't been coding professionally for up to a year. Even I don't earn up to one million though my earnings are in the high six digits range.

Spam and apply please you are a junior Dev. If you build 100 things from videos and copying and pasting stack overflow solutions it will absolutely never be up to standard. Get into the industry and learn how things work at an industry standard.

What I will advise you op as you are getting interviews is to work on your algorithms. Don't waste your time building any new thing. The ones you have done are okay.

I will like you to mentor my younger brother. I can't divulge sensitive materials here.
I wish we can talk. I don't like where he is right now and as,a big bro, I'm worried.

RoyalBlu:
You gorrit

Na we dey use abaka

RoyalBlu:
Abaka

This person must be from delta

dfrost:
James should drop something for Bob

If na me be the other brother I go still dey jubilate because las las, I go still get nothing less than 1 meter from my brother
We all win las las

Nothing to say.


In other news, I just want Nigerians to prepare their mind for what is coming ahead. Yesterday, it was carried that's bandits have taken over shiroro and part of niger state.
This is a ploy by a group of people to overun this country and foist their beliefs on us.
It is coming. That is why some people in authority are silent.

Brace up Nigerians. You owe your children and unborn generation the right to live in a free society.

T

WibusJaga:


And one clown opened his dirty mouth to say "Nigeria’s insecurity Will Help Investors Make More Money".

Did somebody really said this trash?
God go punish all these politicians

peculiar2233:
The other tribe are also doing well in terrorism and banditry

Lol.

Afriqan:
Don't mind him. As if education is by quota system. If you cannot study, maybe the FG should give you a free certificate because of your tribe...

Go and read my post again.

Drogunov:
Whose fault? Was there any government policy clearly spelt out preventing Northern Nigerians from seeking Western education?

I'm not not blaming anyone. I responded to the op who said it is well spread.

Good you didn't conveniently forget to mention him in your success story like some will do

Well, Damascus it is for me.


She is,beautiful. My childhood crush

No comment.

How can one old man carry all these machines to himself and hope to satisfy them all

She is a perfect MILF

Nothing widespread there! Just two tribes dominating that list
It has always been so. The prepared mind will always be favored. But the cabal prefer fielding failures

BigSarah:
Don't make the presidency look bad

It is either your account was hacked, which is unlikely, or you were bought for a miserly coin.

Shame on you. Used to regard your post before now

ngoziwrites:
Yes. I don't sound desperate. I have never even mentioned any of these things. Anytime he says things like marriage is hardwork or probably any topic related to marriage, I don't say anything at all.

I just think I should ask now, so we are sure we are looking in the same direction.

Usually, people start relationships with asking a lot of questions. But we didn't start that way. I thought we would even ask basic questions when we see. But we didn't.

He hasn't asked my goals, my plans etc. I want to ask to but he is the one with more power in the relationship. It's his call. So, I can't ask him.

Fact 1: Dude is married.

Fact 2: Dude gas a serious banny and is using ngoziwrites to catch cruise.

You have lost your bargaining chip....he has been to the promise land. You are too desperate. Some dude can smell that miles away and milk you

NovesaTillie:
Are you gay?

You sound gay.
Waste of pinis.

Come let's spend some time together.
I give you 2 months you'll be talking about getting married.

Search no further. I'm here.

Lordofalmajiri:
All I can see is creamy village pussies waiting for you....

You don mad aswear

Righteousness2:
Wow! So beautiful!So much Joy and Happiness from the lovely dogs!

Quite Similar to the Joy, Jubilation and celebration we are gonna have at the feet of our Master, King and Savior, JESUS CHRIST when we cross over to Heaven. When we get to see our all our Loved ones who died in JESUS Christ and the saints .

It is going to be a Huge Blast!
Guys! Do not trade your Heavenly Race for anything or anyone. Not for cash, Not for vanity, not for family , not for anything!
Nothing is worth missing Heaven for. Absolutely Nothing !

Keep the good work up.


BTW, I like this alaskian malamute abi na Wetin be their name.
Heard they cost almost a milli

Bvmsson:
Lol..... Abeg don't make me loose all the childhood memories I tied your name to ..... Lol... But this girl fine Sha....

Aswear! I dey reason her badly that year

Na to deactivate ATM card of one of my accounts and use it to store the main koko

Jeon:
I'm back on NL and still some guy's don't want to leave women affairs *so sad * and worst thing is that we are heading to 2022.

But what op posted wasn't false na.
During my university days, I used to spend some days in my uncle's house. Thank God say I get my own accomdation sha. My uncle's wife younger brothers use to cruise all the cars in the house but I no fit near any car sef.
If there is a function in the house, I will be the one to work like jacky, carrying crate of drinks up two storey building. The wife's siblings? They are perched on the veranda gisting. Na message wey involve driving moto dem dey jump up for.
Overall, the woman did not malttreat me sha

Yes very funny @timekeeper.
I can vividly remember one day we had a big party. I was running around ensuring all was going smoothly. I was soaked to my boxers with sweat. I was helping the guys arranging canopies, I was ferrying crates of drinks up two storeys, I was serving guests...the only thing I didn't do was cook.
Where were the other guys? They were comfortably seated in the sitting room with guests watching TV.
No regrets though. Grateful I served my uncle. I'm a graduate today was partly his input.
Rest on Prof.

tensazangetsu20:
I can bet my balls that the simp is an Igbo man. There's just something in Igbo culture that encourages simping. Becoming less so she becomes more is an Igbo thing. You will see guys that have just two tattered jeans spending all their wealth to make their gfs and wives look good and they will say make my money dey show for my woman mtscheww

Lol. He is not. From southern naija

Palazee:
He learnt his lessons in a hard way

Sadly, dude has learnt nothing. I'm tired of being in his way. So I allow him nowadays

Some of the topics I read here makes me fall of my chair with laughter.

I am not a party to the Alpha male trend here.

Being a real man doesn't mean being a sadistic man and masochist.
It doesn't mean you should be heartless or mean to women. But that said, a lot of young folks need mentoring. They don't know where to draw the line when it comes to the game of love.
Most women are exploitative in nature( even your sisters and mum).
They are always scanning the horizon looking for a better deal and once they get it, you are now in their past..
Always remember your fellas and help them if you can.
Most women don't remember a good done them. When they're in need, you are a savior. Once they are back on their feets, you are a piece of sh*t!
A dude can still remember that you bought him a bottle of beer ten years ago but most ladies can't remembered you paid their fees 3 years ago.
Permit me to share a story of my dude down south.
We grow up together so we are really cool together.
Dude met a girl after his ND. He was doing his I.T in WRPC. and used all the funds to train this girl. Worst thing was that he didn't even invest in himself. The girl finished her ND and got direct entry and ended up getting her degree. Long story short, she left my Hommie and got married to someone else
. The guy only has his ND till date but trained her up to BSc.
He met another girl. Got her admitted to Uni. Rented out his apartment in his father's compound and start squatting with friends so that he can pay his girl's rent. We tried advising him but he will have none of it.

One good morning, dude came to my office. He needed to move his mattress to the Uni cos his girl was sleeping on the floor. He said he can't bear to see his girl sleeping on the floor. He wanted me to bring my car so we can go drop the mattress at school.
Reluctantly, I pleaded with him to wait till Saturday when i will be free.( it was Wednesday).
He reluctantly agreed. By Saturday morning, i drove down to pick up the mattress only to hear from him that he has already taken it down. He couldn't bear to see his girl sleeping on the floor. He was grinning from ear to ear.
I felt like choking him right there!
One day, dude won a bet and in euphoria, he decided to go down to school to see his girl. He knocked on the door. Lo and behold! A young fresh dude putting on boxers and without shirts appeared at the door!
My guy almost fainted! A room he paid for, his mattress!
He came back foaming in the mouth about getting his younger cousin who is a hard man in the school to go and burst the young niqqa in his girl's room
I told him plainly to come off it.
That was the end of that relationship.
If you are a young dude and you are investing heavily in a lady you are not married to, what about your family, what about your homeboys?
Try get sense small abeg!!!
Nothing bad about helping ladies but invest in yourself, your family and friends too.
Peace!!!

Maxymilliano:
Fighter jets are gradually turning out to be a curse for us under Buhari.

from IDP camps in Borno, passenger boats in Rivers, communities in Yobe and now Fulani herdsmen settlement, how long will the government continue using defenseless citizens as target practice ?

I hope nearby villages take note of this because Fulani neither forgive nor forget !

Did they hit a boat in Rivers?

Afriqan:
and some people were still arguing with me on a thread saying nothing like spirituality.

I pity some people...

I was about saying this

I pity those who don't believe

Not my business.

The fowl will be eaten las las

That name Aluu sef! That town has always witnessed horrible news


On the flip side, nothing a lady does should ever allow you to fly into a rage.
The best thing to do if provoked is to pick up your shirt and take a stroll.
Every woman is wired with a toxic and acidic tongue.
There are things you do to a woman that are more painful than beating her.
I know a dude who is languishing in jail now because he committed murder when he caught his wife in bed with another dude.
As we speak, the woman is receiving lamba from a random dude and the husband is in jail while the unfortunate trespasser is having lunch with his ancestors in the afterlife.
I always say that if I catch my woman in a compromising position, omo na to bounce o and go enjoy my life.
I pity guys that punish themselves because of woman.
Una dey try. I carry yansh for una

Suicide not an option

abobote:
Anambra people are lucky to have a revolutionist like Prof. Soludo as a governor. Infact they have been lucky from Ngige to Peter Obi, Obiano and now prof.
I no no who curse us for Imo state, after Dr. Sam Mbakwe, we have not gotten it right, it has been from one 419 of a governor to another

Exactly my thoughts. Seems you took this out straight from my mind

Dollywood:
So d guy no check profile b4 him reply am coz I know dem boys go sharperly check profile pics b 4 dem even start convo. If dem don seen him black head wey get patches na straight blocking.

Lol. Una no dey ever get chills