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Bouz:
Werey , na wetin she tell u say she marry the man for

But seriously, how does this msn handle all this sexy vixen. Even one of these can overpower a virile young man not to talk of 5. Na I'm this papa dey cruise dem all.
I envy the man

OmovuduTheBeast:
It is not a cobra. That's the common rat snake.
It is not a venomous specie

That is a cobra

sophxx:
Wetin be d name?

That's a forest cobra.

Deadly and aggressive. U don't want one around. Even a day old can kill a full grown man

Story

Hmmm

Nice one bro

Great

Fine ass

His own wahala

Lol

His ancestors are active


I saw a thread about what you will do if your proposal was rejected.


Well for me, this is how it went down...

We were lying in bed when I asked her to ask her dad when it will be convenient to come see him over marriage plans.
That was it, and the rest, like they say, was history


On the D day, got dressed up and entered into my small mob. Called my best man if he was ready. Drove over to his housx to pick him up. The rest of the groom gang found their way to church by themselves ( God bless those real niqqas )

The bridegrooms abi na maiden be dia name sef, I made an arrangement with madam's uncle to pick them up in his car. Like we say it in Warri,"No time to check time"

I'm a practical dude and I no dey do pass myself.

If you are a young G reading this, no let pressure or people push you do Wetin your muscle no fit carry o

As I sit hear typing this, my neighbor is getting married tomorrow. I pity the bloke but no him do himself. I can hear him on the phone complaining and running from pillar to post.

U dey form Adenuga and you be still upcoming. Killing cow and doing adverts everywhere. I pray he scale thru.

Once again niqqas, no do pass yourself.

This is coming from a real G that has seen 99 out of hundred.

If your woman wan overbill you, tell her to foot the remaining bill.EOD.
Word, OUT!
.lalasticlala.

Ok

Unknown soldiers by fela comes to mind




I saw a thread about what you will do if your proposal was rejected.


Well for me, this is how it went down...

We were lying in bed when I asked her to ask her dad when it will be convenient to come see him over marriage plans.
That was it, and the rest, like they say, was history grin


On the D day, got dressed up and entered into my small mob. Called my best man if he was ready. Drove over to his housx to pick him up. The rest of the groom gang found their way to church by themselves ( God bless those real niqqas grin)

The bridegrooms abi na maiden be dia name sef, I made an arrangement with madam's uncle to pick them up in his car. Like we say it in Warri,"No time to check time"

I'm a practical dude and I no dey do pass myself.

If you are a young G reading this, no let pressure or people push you do Wetin your muscle no fit carry o

As I sit hear typing this, my neighbor is getting married tomorrow. I pity the bloke but no him do himself. I can hear him on the phone complaining and running from pillar to post.

U dey form Adenuga and you be still upcoming. Killing cow and doing adverts everywhere. I pray he scale thru. grin

Once again niqqas, no do pass yourself.

This is coming from a real G that has seen 99 out of hundred.

If your woman wan overbill you, tell her to foot the remaining bill.EOD.
Word, OUT!
.lalasticlala.

Dem go gree?

Seen

Lol.

Ok

Tcwork:
After Tupac is was X. There wouldn't be another rapper with such energy.
And when he prayed, you felt the sincerity, you felt his pains and all his sorrows.
All his life was a constant battle with the darker side. Sliping, falling and trying to get up.
It's all over now. His soul is released. Rest in peace DMX.

That slipping song was one of my favorite

vickydevoka:
Mehn u should be 40 years.u no be childs

Now you know say your elders are here. So mind how you talk. In 98 was given admission to uniben and na dmx na im be our anthem that year,played from our cobra deck player.

Cc.beremX

Explorers:
Ruff Ryders Anthem 98, was in JSS class. We bought lyrics books, took them to school to mime with portable cassette players.

The stress of getting these songs on cassette then, you had to buy empty cassettes, write down the tracks and pay dj to get the tracks for you.

Wasted money on battery for this cassette player.

Having large posters of your favorites rappers on the wall of your room.


You're a king if you can afford any of the hand carry cd/cassette players in pic 2&3 those days.

Nobody go hear word for the whole street.




RIP DMX

Wow. Seeing those CD player reminded me of my uniben days (2000). I sleep and dream those CD players that year. They used to call it cobra CD player because of the way the CD player compartment opens up.
Las las I was able to buy one loader deck( CD player).
I felt Like a king then.
Dmx was a hit then(1) what these b**tch want from a nigga and the firrst one on your list up there.
I remembered using one of dmx line on a lady in class that year. If looks could kill, I would have been dead by now. She was peering into my notes ( during lectures) and I told her" mind your business lady!"
We dey form small hard men that year

Dton339:
I like this first Lady shaa. Very BOLD and sound in thoughts

If you think it's easy to write an article think again

Which article

Mr sleepy

[quote author=palechestnut post=99758240][/quote]How far bro. Gotten any yet?

FalseProphet1:
I see him impregnating ishilove before this year runs out. This I have seen.

My prophet has spoken. Once again, you have seen well.

ITbomb and ishilove. Take note!!

ITbomb:
Lock me and Ishilove for 1 year, nothing go happen

You will best of friends at least.
Let me call Falseprophet1 to come and look into the matter and tell me what he sees

Raph82:
Which city are u in?

Warri, Delta state

Raph82:
The best bet is to take the eggs to public hatchery for setting. Turkey hens are not too good at incubating eggs, they may eventually waste majority of the eggs. By preventing them to go broody on the eggs stimulates them to lay more eggs per clutch. So collecting the eggs and taking them to hatchery is recommended.

OK. Thsmks bro. The problem now is locating the hatchery. Haven't heard of anyone around my axis

lilvicky68:
Instead of you to talk about food..you're asking for cigarettes allowance...una dey chop tobacco?

Sometimes you guys amazes me. It is simply an allowance ( money). You can use it to buy anything you like.
In nysc camp we were given bicycle allowance. Does it mean we were given actual bicycles? NO

Brb


Sexual infidelity begins with emotional infidelity.

When you begin to get close to a particular person and do several things in common, feelings grow and sparks begin to fly.

If you lock two sworn enemies in a room, before long, they will become friends and may even start bonking..

heed101:
Rule no 1. Never bow down to pressure. People's opinion about you should never be taken serious

Sometimes, people's idea may be better than yours. #fact.

I like this quote-

A wise man sometimes changes his mind but a fool, never!

Pls I ain't referring to you. Just a phrase I use sometimes to guide me in accepting superior ideas

I see two people. One look like refugees from Somalia or Timbuktu, Mali.
The other looks like a sauve kid from Lagos or southern Nigeria or a Naija kid in U.S.

DuBLINGreenb:
Nigerians and reacting to nonesense

See what Kenyans are reacting to

These people in the next 5 years will be ahead of us as a country in every positive index

Other African countries doing big things include Rwanda, Ghana, Tanzania, amongst others we just dey they zuzu based on pure vibes and insha'Allah

Who do this country this thing!
Just imagine what Kenya is up to?

We are still here squabbling over RUGA and cows like some caveman.
In 50 years, Nigeria will be the butt joke of Africa!
Our youth too are dumb. Talking about BBNaija and whizkid