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Politics › Re: #BenueUnderAttack: 36 Persons Killed In Benue State (Graphic Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 10:43am On May 28, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
This Kura people ain't different from Rams I do say this all the time,u people can't fold ur hands and watch fulanis herdsmen kill u in hundreds everytime haba waiting happen una dey under spell?
This is mind boggling. Even the govnor is under a spell! All he does is wail and make pronouncement.
God know say if na me dey there I won't even be talking. I will on the low constitute a crack squad armed with better assault rifles and trucks in all LGA. If it will take me to even invite ESN on the low, I will do it.
I can't fold my hands and watch my people die in their hundreds.
Only one soul lost will awaken the beast in me sef
This what I will do @mrvitalis
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: Select An Igbo Man To Be The New Chief Of Army Staff by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On May 27, 2021
Built2last:
Can you unbook mark it now as your oga has not disappointed
Lol grin
Man so predictable
Politics › Re: Defense Minister Just Vindicated Those Asking For Restructuring And Separation by GorillaApp(m): 10:39am On May 27, 2021
Nothing but the fact. We have been shackled to a culture that abhors excellence and best practice.
Food › Re: This Big Bush Meat Could Worth More Than #20,000 by GorillaApp(m): 10:27am On May 27, 2021
Sebastine1994:
I am a highway driver for one popular company.

na owo I dey buy my bush meat,

this one is just 10k if you price welll
Now I see why you think receiving slaps is a normal thing.
I respect your hustle but pls kindly note that slapping someone, whether justified, is ASSUALT. Have a blessed day.
Travel › Re: I'm Traveling By Air For The First Time And I Don't Know What To Do by GorillaApp(m): 7:49am On May 27, 2021
FarahAideed:
First of all what kind of captain are U?

Military , pilot cheesy or soccer captain
Captain wey no know anything about plane grin
Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by GorillaApp(m): 8:54pm On May 26, 2021
ictjobber:
If our politicians are like this man Nigeria would be better than Dubai.. Take your best course of action to the dogs
You can take your check to him for slapping cos I'm no slave like some of you.
I guess the guys who developed Dubai where into slapping too.
So because he helps folks I should not point out his folly?
U lot are a shame.
No need responding to you folks
Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by GorillaApp(m): 8:35pm On May 26, 2021
Sebastine1994:
that man has a small body but he is an elder.

we are not white people, we are Africans, elders can slap us to reset our brain.
No body has a right to slap me except my parents. You can carry your cheek to him to test with correct slap.
Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by GorillaApp(m): 8:28pm On May 26, 2021
Sebastine1994:
what kind of stupid journalism do we practice in Nigeria.

this thing happened long ago.

the guy was a criminal with intent to defraud. I listened to the program on that day.

the guy was busy writing down names of desperate people queued outside the gate with intent to defraud them, when the radio man heard the gist, he went outside and confronted him.

I would have done worst

why do we hate the progress of others. why do we hate good news. Haba
Something is really wrong with you! No wonder we have oppressors in power. Its folks like you that puts them there.

He has no right to slap that man no matter what the man did. This is ASSAULT! and the f00l slapping someone can be charged to court for assault.
Nigerians never fails to amaze me

The best course of action would have been to hand him over to security agents.
Even a security officer has no right to slap you or use horse whip( koboko) on anyone.
I pity for Nigerians
Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by GorillaApp(m): 8:24pm On May 26, 2021
See the way i dey boil! This F00l needs to be beaten too
Romance › Re: Another WhatsApp Call Is Crumbling My Relationship by GorillaApp(m): 8:37am On May 26, 2021
MajesticKris:
This early morning... huh"
I blame the mods for this. Of all the important stuff happening in Nigeria, they find it convenient to post this to front-page?
Politics › Re: The Policeman That Was Killed By Teargas Explosion In Ebonyi (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 7:54am On May 26, 2021
tit:
tear gas canister operates like bullet.
it requires a gun to rocket it out.
if tear gas canister is shot directly at a person at close range, it would cause blunt force trauma.
it hardly has enough force to cause shattering or exploding effect, much less tear skin and bone apart without initial explosion in a gun.
I love this analysis. Brilliant!
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: Select An Igbo Man To Be The New Chief Of Army Staff by GorillaApp(m): 4:39pm On May 25, 2021
Built2last:
Buhari would rather give it to Abubakar Shekau than an Igbo man.

Impossible

If he does that, I will distribute 300k to 20 Nairalanders
Let me bookmark this response grin

Who knows? The father of shock may just shock us this time around.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana’s President, Nana Akufo-Addo Sleeps At Africa Financing Summit In France by GorillaApp(m): 4:19pm On May 25, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

If your house was on fire while you were asleep, you wouldn't wake up. Sense of smell is off when you're sleeping.


lipsrsealed
Are you serious?
Politics › Re: Open Grazing Ban: Governor Bala Mohammed Warns Colleagues, Nigeria’s Elite by GorillaApp(m):
It is really funny how these people are so worried and bitter about this ban on open grazing.
Go and practice it in your region. This is the 21st story.
Saner countries are talking about rocker science, I.T, data science, medicine etc and a whole country and its president are still bickering and arguing about COW!

In other news,Folks brace up. The recent attack on Benue indigenes for two days at a stretch without any hindrance from the army/police speaks volume.
We are ready.
Ndia amaro ka anyi si a kwado.
Politics › Re: 30 Persons Kidnapped In Gauraka, Niger As Protesters Block Abuja-Kaduna Road by GorillaApp(m): 4:49pm On May 24, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
PDP trying to raise funds for next election through ransome since Bubu and his coronies have blocked every of avenue for them.
You are very stwpid to be bringing party and politics into this. People where kidnapped including kids and you are here yapping like a demented m0ron.
I wish you same
Car Talk › Re: A Kia Rio 2007/08 Or Camry Pencil Light? by GorillaApp(m): 10:07am On May 24, 2021
Nigerian used or toks?
OK seen where you stated naija used.

I will go for the Camry for long term reliability.
Camry is more spacious unlike the cramped Rio.
Camry has better resale value and can tolerate more abuse. grin
More mechanics can work on it.
Just get a competent mecho to follow you for inspection. Very important. I can recommend a few on this site
Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Military Woman If Chanced by GorillaApp(m): 9:54am On May 24, 2021
Nothing spoil

If she has all the right attributes and she is not muscular, No problemo!

She is first woman first before anything
Politics › Re: Breaking: Fg Declares 27 Foreigners, 63 Nigerians Wanted [full List] by GorillaApp(m): 9:19am On May 24, 2021
Ok
Health › Re: 3 Main Causes Of Painful Sensation After Sex In Men by GorillaApp(m): 9:07am On May 24, 2021
Ok
Career › Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by GorillaApp(m): 5:14pm On May 23, 2021
Pls help me appreciate you dad. Help me buy am gift. Tell am say na me say make u buy am for am.
Never be ungrateful to your boss.

Lord i tap into this young man's blessing
Politics › Re: General Attahiru’s Possible Successors Emerge by GorillaApp(m): 5:02pm On May 23, 2021
iampeterben:
How I wish PMB can shock us and give it to someone from the East? But Nah! It's gonna be another northerner.
Lol. I will buy drink for everyone in my street if he does that grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Has Life Circumstances Made You Complain Bitterly Against God? by GorillaApp(m): 1:17pm On May 23, 2021
BianoJay:
I totally got wrathful at God when my mum died and even vowed never to worship him, that was on the 5th of February 2021, and then my died now died on the 28th of February....buried them the same day....

Still serving God sha, I no get choice.
God mercy and grace envelope you. Thank you for not leaving his presence.
God views death differently from us. He sees it as transition from one phase to another; death is just a portal.
He never loses sight of the person. He sees him/ her while the person is in the flesh and still continues to see the person in his/her spirit form. We don't experience it that way.
We need to understand this.
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by GorillaApp(m): 7:23am On May 23, 2021
jimmynauty:
For where...Sodom and Gomorrah came to pass.. and we still have right standing like me.
Thank God.
Let me tell you what I mean by gone. Yeah there will be good ones around but the level of depravity, immorality and decadence is at a never before seen height.
Can you imagine a lady saying what this particular girl said in the 70s/80s?
I'm in a particular community for a project and here 17 years old boys and 15year old girls are living in houses as husband and wives.
A lot of ladies don't want to work. They just want to hoe around and get Money.
Where I'm sitting right now, I can see a girl barely 15 living with several boys in a house, cooking and cleaning and getting dicked of course and the worst thing is that her father and mother knows that she is there.
Can you try this in the past?
I received a very hot slap from my father then when I was in SS 3 for just strolling past him in the evening with a young girl while returning from extra mural class.
Almost everything goes in this society.
Cc.arcFresky
Investment › Re: The Real Truth About Affiliate Marketing Other Affiliates Won't Tell You About.. by GorillaApp(m): 8:43pm On May 22, 2021
Must you have a website before you can be an affiliate marketer?
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by GorillaApp(m): 8:10pm On May 22, 2021
dragunov:
That they are imps already presupposes that they are little. grin grin grin
You know say na back of class we dey Sidon that year grin
Pets › Re: See The Kind Of Snake Killed On Our Farm Yesterday. by GorillaApp(m): 2:44pm On May 22, 2021
This is death
Politics › Re: Taiwo Olufemi Asaniyi About-to-wed Pilot Dies In Kaduna Crash (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 8:51am On May 22, 2021
tito44:
I am still amazed as to why a top General in the place of Chief of Army Staff should be flying in a old small turbo prop beechcraft 350 aircraft manufactured in the 70s. Is it that there re no modern aircrafts in NAF or NA fleet??

If the accident was indeed weather related, modern aircrafts wouldn't have just gone down like that..
That an aircraft was manufactured in the 70s doesn't mean it is old. Most of the beechcraft series are still in active services with the U.S army and Navy
It simply means the first one rolled out in 70s but they are still being produced.
Planes and ships are not like cars. They have longer life span. They are only certified air worthy after undergoing all the checks.
But like is the case in Nigeria, negligence and bad maintenance culture might have played a role
Cc: blackdisciple. Farahaideed is right.
Celebrities › Re: Mother & Daughter Interested In Fulfilling Naira Marley's Sexual Fantasy by GorillaApp(m): 7:47am On May 22, 2021
The next generation is already gone.

I said this in my church WhatsApp group and some little imps became angry and started attacking me
Family › Re: My Husband Slapped Me For Asking Him To Wash Plates by GorillaApp(m): 3:45pm On May 21, 2021
Margy:
The man is stupid!

I have seen husband and wife running a business together..and guess what ..it's booming.

Just in front of my yard.. a woman owns a retail shop..the husband stocked it up..the next thing I saw was the husband helping in the sales in the shop..the shop is growing

Another man helps his wife in the restaurant..she does the cooking and the man takes orders, serves the customers and helps out.where necessary...customers keep flowing san-san into the restaurant..

There's a program called restaurant impossible aired on food network.. I see a lot of husband and wife and children running their restaurants.

All I can say is that this man will die a wretched poor man..proud grasshopper with no shi-shi.. yeyee dey smell
Well we didn't know the tune or manner in which the woman asked.
I have seen several couples running business together before
Opposite my office, a woman and her husband ( who is out of job) have a restaurant biz. I have seen the man washing plates( I could see the shame in his eyes grin) life goes on.
BTW, I won't fail to mention that the egusi and ogbono soup na pure Bliss.
Its beside the busiest junction in warri and the sides are not covered but I don't mind. I roll up my sleeves and push my tie one corner

But seriously, why is it that once a man goes broke and the woman assumes temporary responsibility, they tend to be rude, brash, insultive and demeaning?
I have seen it countless number of times. Can you explain pls
Family › Re: My Husband Slapped Me For Asking Him To Wash Plates by GorillaApp(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2021
CalmElder:
It would have been better if you guys discussed about him helping out at the restaurant at home, intead of you taking him by surprise, in front of other people.
I once worked for a baker whose husband wasn't working, the kind of errands she used to send the man in front of everyone ehn, he will first look at people's eyes, in discomfort before shamefully carrying it out. The guy will become unnecessarily angry at his wife's workers at the slightest mistake, just to show that he's in charge.
Being broke around women, even your sisters, can be depressing.
Your last paragraph says it all. Once you go broke, that loving woman becomes a beast.
Phones › Re: Nigerians To Submit Phone IDs In Three Months - NCC by GorillaApp(m): 8:06am On May 21, 2021
hopefullight:
Mention the law in Western World where this obsolet and outdated method of policing is adopted? So we can dig it out. Private phone is private property.

Haven't you heard about right to privacy?

Dont you know phone is a private property?

You guys need Help.

The govt just want to invade people privacy, track Opposition, social Media activitist etc....read between the line. Government dies Not care about phone thief...dont be decieved.
God bless you. This people don't know what the government is up to.

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