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Romance › Re: Upcoming Wedding Palava by GorillaApp(m): 3:15pm On May 18, 2021
Annoms:
Don't get me started on what is on the marriage list. grin grin
Is she from the East?
I presume so. If so, the trad must be done in the village. You can also do the white wedding in same village too.
I understand you point in trying to cut cost. Times are hard and man must be ingenious in solving problems. Its not good to go bankrupt because of one ceremony.
If she doesn't see reasons with you, then let her foot some bills. Either way, she must do one or else you are walking.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can A Company Fix Interview For 5PM by GorillaApp(m): 2:54pm On May 18, 2021
handsomeclouds:
Thank you
I saw notification that you sent me a mail. Pls I don't have access to that email right now.
U can reach me on 081 four six 29 sixty three 66
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Get Weapons To Defend Yourselves, Ortom Urges Benue Residents by GorillaApp(m): 12:10pm On May 18, 2021
iwaeda:
Nigeria being blown away gradually.
By the cluelessness of the deaf one in Aso rock ...

But come to think of it, this seemingly quietness and ineptitude is a design, a ploy to push a hidden agenda.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths Woo Jonathan To Contest 2023 Presidency by GorillaApp(m):
He should not heed.
Let him go with the high goodwill that has become his lot.
Coming back may tarnish his reputation.



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Natural herbal mixture.
Call us.
Crime › Re: Man Shot As Gunmen Abduct Hotelier In Delta by GorillaApp(m): 12:04pm On May 18, 2021
Terrible news everywhere
Crime › Re: Video: Angry Youths Protesting In Osogbo, Osun State Against EFCC Harassment by GorillaApp(m): 11:59am On May 18, 2021
Is that a rifle in that Dude's hand!
Politics › Re: Gov Abiodun Suspends Aide, Abidemi Rufai Over Alleged $350,000 Fraud In US by GorillaApp(m): 11:57am On May 18, 2021
Medicine after death!
Health › Re: 16-Year-Old Ghanaian Female Student Commits Suicide In School Dining (Graphic) by GorillaApp(m):
Sad
Politics › Re: Six (6) Years Of Nigeria, Under The Leadership Of PMB. Let's Do A Quick Recap by GorillaApp(m): 3:54am On May 12, 2021
I really didn't want to believe in this BMC stories but what I see now on nairaland especially post form imps like helinues, simplyleo( both same person as helinue),the vulture griller and a host of others, I now believe APC unleashed a host of online minions and e-rats on us to try and shore up their battered image for peanuts
Politics › Re: Past Is The Past, Goodluck Jonathan Is Not President, The Future Is Important by GorillaApp(m): 3:41am On May 12, 2021
nedu666:
Really so naira at 495 a dollar is progress
Two recessions is progress
Inflation at 18% is progress
Garri even locally produced garri at 1100 a paint from 300 in 2014 is progress
Herdsmen destroying farmlands is progress
U mind the f00l?

Who dem tink say dem wan deceive with their propaganda?

Dis country is on the brink of collapse and the dullard is not alive to his responsibility
Politics › Re: Past Is The Past, Goodluck Jonathan Is Not President, The Future Is Important by GorillaApp(m): 3:36am On May 12, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
The country looks like it has failed because the politicians are failures, they are the ones turning to country into choas.

Don't expect Nigeria to enjoy when oil prices fell, all countries that experienced fall in the prices of oil are suffering.

I rather prefer not to complain than to look at what the government are doing to get us back.

If oil prices does not increase to somwhere like 100, even the next administration won't be able to do anything.
Is it because of the fall in oil price that is making insecurity rife in every corner of Nigeria even in katsina state?
Soda na im full your brain

U are only fooling yourself
Travel › Re: Lagos Takes Delivery Of New Boats To Boost Water Transportation by GorillaApp(m): 4:28pm On May 08, 2021
Ayodele951:
Yeah. People do use one. I do actually, everyday here in Lagos.
Wow. Hope there is safety consciousness?
How's the fare like?
Travel › Re: Twist In Regional Competition As New Airport Opens In Anambra by GorillaApp(m): 8:04am On May 08, 2021
[quote author= post=101477595]Compare the private bus terminal to the airports in your region funded by state government[/quote]My question, will this airport be used for commercial airline operations or its just for cargo?
Travel › Re: Lagos Takes Delivery Of New Boats To Boost Water Transportation by GorillaApp(m): 7:55am On May 08, 2021
emerged01:
People are ready to use any form of transportation. The boats are not even enough. If you don’t get there early or all the boat seats are booked before you get there you will be stranded. People using boat are many,i was shocked when I tried it once.
OK tnx bro
Health › Re: BUA Group Donates Three Ambulances To Ogun State by GorillaApp(m): 7:44am On May 08, 2021
Nature129:
What's wrong with you?

Please Nigeria hasn't split yet!
See this one angry


Does this look like a country?
With all the killings and evil intentions of one section of the country?
Start accepting the reality now, this country is gradually breaking up.
Travel › Re: Lagos Takes Delivery Of New Boats To Boost Water Transportation by GorillaApp(m): 7:32am On May 08, 2021
Do people really use this boat? Really wanna know.

This is one means of transportation that is not utilized. Delta state and other riverine states should take a cue from lagos state and not leaving it in the hands of cut- throat business people

BTW there are other viable means of transportation in this country like rail lines but our leaders with saw dust filled brains won't see it
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Friend Is Confused by GorillaApp(m): 1:52pm On May 07, 2021
Obinnau:
That 80k in Zaria should be equivalent to 200k in Lagos.
Plus the emotional stress and drain associated with living in Lagos.
Tell your "friend" it is better to be a king in a one eyed town than to become a normal person in a 2 eyed town.
Let me give you the appropriate quote:
" better to be a big fish in a small lake, than to be a small fish in a big river"

Op, go figure!
Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture Makurdi Renamed Joseph Tarka University by GorillaApp(m): 1:15pm On May 07, 2021
Lazycapitalist2:
If you Tarka me , I will Daboh you....

For the origin of the quote...see here
My Dad used to say this same words grin


Pls can someone kindly explain the legacy of this tarkar for the school to be named after him? I want to learn
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Just Wanna Confirm Whether This Is Real Or Not. Anybody That Has Idea On This by GorillaApp(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2021
Ok

This looks phony! Who States salary on invitation for interview?
Lets hear from others though
Politics › Re: Elumelu Demands Pantami’s Resignation, Gbajabiamila Blocks Motion by GorillaApp(m): 5:01pm On Apr 21, 2021
GOTVee:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I'm ashamed of the level of hypocrisy displayed by we southerners especially we Christians in this incessant calls for Pantami's resignation. What has pantami done wrong for God's sake? How many of us don't have some misdeeds in the past? Why can't we practice the teachings of our lord Jesus christ who admonished us to love our neighbors as ourselves? When Nnamdi Kanu formed IPOB that later metamorphosed into a terrorist group we southerners were supporting him. Kanu was tried and convicted and became a fugitive yet we kept supporting him. Pantami has never been convicted nor tried in any court yet we are calling for his head. Are we not meant to be our brothers keeper? What proof do we Christians have to call him an extremist just because he mandated us to register for NIN. Why this sudden media trial and blackmail? Why can't we emulate northerners who always stand by themselves no matter what? Are we not ashamed that our country's name is been dragged in the mud by this baseless accusations? Pantami is going no where. We have terrible people amongst we Christians too but we shield them rather than call them out. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a Christian. Honestly sad
You are not fooling anyone. If you don't desist from this rubbish of manipulation and misrepresentation, you will soon taste the wrath of God
Career › Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by GorillaApp(m): 3:18pm On Apr 20, 2021
ogashman:
grin


U re lucky....ur employer would have fired u.

I don't know why some guys are extremely excited and tend to lose their sense of reasoning when they see the opposite sex.


that's why if u want collect something from those types of guys, jus chill, wait for when them dey with a fine babe.... and he wouldn't decline ur request
Lol. We don dey use this format since 2004.

Use to have this neighbor in my school lodge then. He was shy with women and to compound issue, he was a stammerer.
So if I wanna get something from him, I will wait till there is a female visitor in his room, then I will go and ask him for indomie. He never refused on any of those occasion grin

They nearly kill him one day. The ladies in the hostel went to him to ask him to climb pole and fix light. Dude knew nothing about electrical but these females won't let him be. The cajoled and chided him, asking him if he is not a man.
Las las guyman muster courage climb pole and received the shocking of his life grin
He fell/jumped down and carry his heavy body with lightening speed into his house grin
All those foolish girls almost killed my chuks.
Dem no born dem well to come ask me to climb pole when my name no be Michael Faraday or Isaac newton
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Repentant Militants & Kidnappers Become Pastors At OPM by GorillaApp(m): 11:59am On Apr 20, 2021
PlayMaker14:
You're just getting all worked up so early in the morning, just take a glass of water, you'll be fine. smiley
Leave that one call helinues alone. He is a pained troll.
While not holding brief for the Niger Delta militant, I can boldly say that their is a big disparity to the deadliness to both groups
The militant did more of kidnapping and extortion, with fewer human death.

Boko haram on the other hand has wrecked untold carnage, death and destruction.

Secondly what is the ideology of both groups?
One is talking about the destructive effect of the activities of oil firms on the creek, the other one is saying western education is a sin and should be abolished and we all should become Muslims. The funny thing is that they still use products of western education- trucks, guns, phones, missiles, bombs, megaphone etc
Autos › Re: Fact Check Does Gazzuzz Fix Only 4 Brands Of Vehicles? by GorillaApp(m): 7:42am On Apr 19, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
We don't discriminate, we do suspension too.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRUX-wtNWeY

You must love you job!
Kudos.
You can also entertain the idea of a branch office.
Education › Re: Shola Eshiobo, Auchi Poly Dean Of Students’ Affairs Found Dead In His Office by GorillaApp(m): 9:37pm On Apr 18, 2021
jimmyolasun:
the man go wicked small with this Kain face he carry.. ..
You right grin
Politics › Re: Masari: Buhari Has Not Failed, I Think He Has Tolerated Us by GorillaApp(m): 2:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
The Devil is definitely covering his face in shock the way this people lie! shocked
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by GorillaApp(m): 5:51pm On Apr 17, 2021
lalasticlala:
Omawumi Turns 39 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omawumi
Lala, pls i sent you a mail. Its urgent and important.
Kindly get back.
Health › Re: A 21-year-old Man Who Drank 4 Energy Drinks A Day Hospitalized by GorillaApp(m): 1:29pm On Apr 17, 2021
Kriss216:
My horrible experience with Black Bullet is still evergreen in my memory.

Back in 2012, a can of black bullet can knock you off for 3 days.
I have two in my fridge. Should I throw them away
Travel › Re: Loko Oweto Bridge, Benue River At Night. Very Beautiful... (Pictured) by GorillaApp(m): 7:42am On Apr 17, 2021
louqas:
Blind bat, is 32.2 not different from 33
Ur brain dey really dey pain you. You guys are just looking for any straw to support una foolishness.

Esseite carry go! Wherever you dey, take one bottle for my head and send me bill later. U too much.
Travel › Re: Loko Oweto Bridge, Benue River At Night. Very Beautiful... (Pictured) by GorillaApp(m): 7:38am On Apr 17, 2021
Esseite:
Let me engage you... below is an attached pix of the bridge as at 2014 started in 2013... it goes to show majority of the work had been done. If the project was to be completed in 2015, why did it extend to 2021 after 7 National budgets?

On the alleged 51tr, in as much as people just put out figures, we could all see the difference in our standard of living, cost of living, inflation, unemployment etc... atleast we were not indebted to the tune of N33tr while oil price hovers at $60 same price it was for most of GEJs tenure.

Stop being smart by half.
God bless you this morning. In spite of the hunger, inflation and insecurity going on in this country, these imps still get mouth dey talk! We suppose gather beat them sef

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