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Nairaland GeneralRe: 20 Bus Passengers Electrocuted In Port Harcourt by Greycells(m): 3:32pm On Feb 16, 2010
May the soul of the departed rest in peace profound!

May God give their families fortitude to bear the loss!!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said That I Seduced Him by Greycells(m): 5:01pm On Feb 10, 2010
This is really hilarious (but can cause riot oh grin grin grin)

@Poster Just dont let d guy catch u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mtn Test by Greycells(m): 1:47pm On Feb 10, 2010
Did they not put a caveat there that they will contact you only if u are shortlisted.

The guys at MTN in their own wisdom invites peeps for interview selectively.

Passing the test is not a guarantee. If you are lucky to fit into another role within 3 months, u may be invited for an interview without writing another test.
TravelRe: Ghana İnternatİonal Passport Wİth A Statİ Schengen Vİsa For Sell by Greycells(m): 1:22pm On Feb 10, 2010
adebisi1:
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PoliticsRe: Ngige, Uba Reject Governorship Results by Greycells(m): 11:04am On Feb 09, 2010
udezue:
They can both go kick rocks. grin

Idiots almost reduced Anambra to rubbish and they think Anambra will just forget and let em back? I don't think so. Peter Obi won and if these idiots have any iota of intelligence they'll just sheath their swords and move on.
grin grin grin grin Pls tell the Short man devil to sharrrraaaaaap jo!

Peter Obi carry go!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Asa Slams N700m Suit On Magazine by Greycells(m): 4:31pm On Feb 08, 2010
She should expect more roforofo (dirt) from d publishers.
PoliticsRe: What Will Become Of Soludo? by Greycells(m): 2:22pm On Feb 08, 2010
glamourtop:
I think he should be made an Ambasador to Haiti at least to compensate him

Infact tell soludo to go and die
Na war oh. E reach like dt? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Aondoakaa And Akunyili Clash Over Yar’Adua by Greycells(m): 1:06pm On Feb 08, 2010
Aondo-buffon is d most shameless being grin grin grin
His come uppance is nigh tongue tongue tongue tongue
Same with his paymasters!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pay House Rent Or Pay Tithe by Greycells(m): 12:55pm On Feb 08, 2010
Pay tithe (relocate under d bridge).

Pay your rent to keep your cosy apartment.

Either way, God understands. He is not Man.
PoliticsRe: What Will Become Of Soludo? by Greycells(m): 12:16pm On Feb 08, 2010
He will be compensated by his party PDP with a Federal Appointment!

Tis a post Obasanjo survival strategy na  grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by Greycells(m): 12:04pm On Feb 08, 2010
It is official, she is being shagged by the dude.

If she slept over with her friend (all three on the same bed), she will still get shagged. That is how this thing works.

She wanted to get shagged Q.E.D.

Sorry bro, dtz dt bitter truth cos good girls that are engaged to be married do sheet during NYSC.

Seen it happen and was quite unbelievable considering the pedigree of girls involved.
CelebritiesRe: Anita Hogan Gives Birth To Baby Boy by Greycells(m): 12:40pm On Jan 20, 2010
Anita was supposed to be an upcoming-actor (before d nude pix saga). She made fame as a participant in one of d past editions of Gulder Ultimate Search.
PoliticsRe: REPORT: Yar'adua Is Brain-Damaged by Greycells(m): 12:30pm On Jan 11, 2010
sealworld:
Nigerian President, His Excellency Umaru Yaradua is dead according to authoritative sources at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Centre.

He died on the 10th of December at 3.30pm at an Intensive Care Unit at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Center in Jeddah Saudi-Arabia. Sources at the Hospital say that the First lady wants to keep the news secret for the next few days for personal reasons.

At the time of his death he was surrounded by his wife, Turai and a childhood friend, Nigerian Member of Parliament,

The president left Nigeria fifty days ago after complaining of Chest pains. Sources at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Center in Jeddah say that the president suffered among many other things, kidney failure, stroke and massive brain damage.


The President has been bedridden ever since. Nigerian officials had previously lied to the country that the president's health was getting better while his situation got worse. The president was conspicuously silent regarding the Christmas day bombing in which a 23-year-old Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to detonate a bomb on an aircraft that carried nearly 300 people.

Hodderway Books is the author of Crazy Billionaires Speak.

source: http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/136017
Who signed his death certificate?

He is dead, yet Turai remains powerful. Na lie  be dt jo.  Once he is dead the hawks will move. Politrikcians will turn coat.

The guy is on life support. That remains d only logical story.

And dt website looks incredible!
AutosRe: Who has Ford Van And Toyota Coaster (first Rate Tokunbo) for sale? by Greycells(op): 10:02am On Nov 28, 2009
Am in Lagos, need to know d asking price for the vehicke b4 inspection, thanks

you can email the same to ade_greycells@yahoo.co.uk (ade underscore greycells at yahoo.co.uk)
AutosRe: Who has Ford Van And Toyota Coaster (first Rate Tokunbo) for sale? by Greycells(op): 1:18am On Nov 28, 2009
How much are u asking for it bro?
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor 'Saw Pastor Bimbo Odukoya In Hell'! by Greycells(m): 9:23pm On Nov 25, 2009
saw this crappy news on the front page of a junk journal called NEWS OF THE WORLD.

It conforms perfectly to the ignorant bliss many so-called xtians revel in. Peeps will continue to lap such up because of lack of knowledge.

How can the blind lead those with two eyes? No pun intended.

Arrant rubbish and nonsense peddled by fools.

Obadare I know, Bimbo Odukoya I know. And I know who is deserving of a mansion in a hot furnace between the two. Let Obadare work out his own salvation with fear and trembling.

Forget antropomorphism, man is not in the image and likeness of God (if goats were to cconceive of God, wont they think off him having horns, four legs and hairy skins). Neither will he judge us according to most of our foolish presumptions propagated by opportunists in holy men's garb.

This is another Divine Comedy by a homegrown Dante Aligheri, which confines personal enemies  to the hottest parts of hell. Shikena!
BusinessRe: Is There Any Business Btw 2m – 3m, In Naija That Can Be Monitored From Abroad? by Greycells(m): 11:23pm On Nov 24, 2009
abeg fix d money, u cannot possibly monitor any business from abroad, Monitoring ground staff for peeps on ground is a yeoman's job.
AutosRe: Ford Econoline Cargo Buses For Immediate Sale by Greycells(m): 11:14pm On Nov 24, 2009
Hello Ma'am, will buzz u 2moro for d vehicle,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Solutions Developer/business Development Manager by Greycells(m): 12:48pm On Nov 20, 2009
This job description is shocked shocked shocked, The trainings and skills set for software development differs from that of a marketing communications person. U may never find a candidate with combined skills set and competence, meaning u will end-up recruiting a candidate that is all CV alone. The role responsibility should be broken down along professionals line.
RomanceRe: Is There Really Anything Unforgiveable In A Relationship? by Greycells(m): 3:49pm On Nov 19, 2009
There is nothing unforgivable, absolutely nothing.
RomanceRe: His Fiancee Of 7yrs Cheated With Her Ex For 4 Months by Greycells(m): 3:47pm On Nov 19, 2009
It is all about repentance and restitution, Big ups for the girl for coming clean.

Peeps can bay for her blood as long as they care, but Let he who has no sin cast d first stone!

Most of us are truly worst sinner and more miserable soul than the girl cos we do not enjoy the grace to repent and restitute!
PoliticsRe: Would You Vote For Yaradua To Be Re-elected? by Greycells(m): 11:00pm On Oct 10, 2009
Re: Would You Vote For Yaradua To Be Re-elected?

A PASSIONATE AND MILITANT: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
CareerRe: Stanbic-IBTC Bank On A Sacking Spree! by Greycells(m): 2:00pm On Sep 12, 2009
Wicked rumour, maybe huh
CrimeRe: Police Issues Alert On The Use Of "phone Gun" by Greycells(m): 12:46pm On Sep 08, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked @poster - what do u wanna do with a gun? One chance or no once change. It ain't legit!
FamilyRe: Can You Disclose Your Salary To Your Spouse? by Greycells(m): 12:00pm On Sep 08, 2009
Sure! Total disclosure in cases where the couple engage in financial planning, nothing short of it.
AutosRe: Ford Econoline Cargo Buses For Immediate Sale by Greycells(m): 11:02pm On Aug 23, 2009
@Zino
Called your lines thru Sunday evening, u did not pick my calls. I called using a visafone line

Kindly forward the carfax report and VIN  number as promised. I sent you an email already.

Pls reply, I am keen on closing this deal latest wednesday.

Thank you.
AutosRe: Ford Econoline Cargo Buses For Immediate Sale by Greycells(m): 12:58am On Aug 23, 2009
I have been looking for these buses all my life, the person version though. Bit it seems i'll be able to convert to passengers van. I'll call yu 2moro.
AutosRe: Just Arrived From China - 2009 White Wulin Bus by Greycells(m): 1:17pm On Aug 10, 2009
how many people can d bus seat?
PoliticsRe: Bank Teller Loses His Job For Trying To Stop A Robber: by Greycells(m): 7:21pm On Aug 06, 2009
shocked shocked shocked His action was not commendable at all, he could have gotten busted thereby making the bank lose more money.
PetsRe: SOLD! SOLD!! 4month BingLabBull Mastiffs For Sale To Go With That your New Ride! by Greycells(m): 9:50am On Aug 06, 2009
LWKMD grin grin grin grin grin grin
PetsRe: SOLD! SOLD!! 4month BingLabBull Mastiffs For Sale To Go With That your New Ride! by Greycells(m): 4:25pm On Aug 04, 2009
These ones are Mastic Bu grin grin grin

See their Great Uncle below. Dem be half caste na grin grin grin grin grin

AutosRe: Need Ford Wagon For Immediate Purchase by Greycells(op): 6:24pm On Aug 03, 2009
Thanks people. Just got help on the VIN Check report:


Quote from: G-reycells on Today at 01:11:11 PM
Thanks for the kind offer.

Kindly help check this out too: 2B5WB35Y4XK572811

I apprec8!


The vehicle identification number you submitted has been analyzed and summary information on your car is shown below.

Title and ProblemCheck: Your vehicle checks out!
OdometerCheck: Your vehicle checks out!
Vehicle Use and EventCheck: Specific vehicle use(s) or events reported
Full History: Detailed information available


No abandoned title record
No damaged title or major damage incident record
No fire damaged title record
No grey market title record
No hail damage title record
No insurance loss title record
No junk or scrapped title record
No manufacturer buyback/lemon title record
No odometer problem title record
No rebuilt/rebuildable title record
No salvage title or salvage auction record
No water damaged title record
No NHTSA crash test record
No frame damage record
No recycling facility record

0 Problem(s) Reported: Mileage Date Reported
10 08/06/1999
56,000 11/03/2003
71,000 05/09/2005

No fleet, rental and/or lease use record
No taxi use record
No police use record
No government use record
No livery use record
No driver education record

No accident record reported through accident data sources
No corrected title record
No duplicate title record
Emission/safety inspection record(s)
No loan/lien record
No fire damage incident record
No repossessed record
No theft record
No storm area registration/title record

THIS INFORMATION IS NOT TO BE SHARED WITH THE YOUR AUTO DEALER IT IS ONLY FOR INFORMATION ONL Y AND TO HELP YOU MAKE A BETTER DECISION, MAKE SURE YOU PRINT OUT THE PAGE.

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