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Politics / Re: Profile Of Major-General Attahiru Ibrahim, The New Chief Of Army Staff (Photos) by HabaHaba: 4:41pm On Jan 26, 2021
Kai!

Me, I'm tired of Nigeria! How can I drink Sobo with my only N50 and then use the last Sobo energy to waste on commenting on Nigerian matter?!!!

How can I?

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Politics / Re: James Brown Meets Desmond Elliot (Photos) by HabaHaba: 6:30am On Jan 23, 2021
festacman:


The story of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses, David, etc happened as iconic mountains and wells associated with them are still standing today in Israel and Lebanon. The story of Israel's sojourn in Egypt is not a fable as Egypt has the most accurate historical monument preservation record. The existence of prophets Jeremiah, Isaiah, Elijah, etc has archaeological evidence. The birth, life, teachings, times and death of Jesus Christ happened with places, rivers, mountains, and roads still existing.

The gospel did not come from the CAUCASIANS but was accepted by them and spread in line with demands of Jesus. The same way many Africans accepted and are spreading it. The gospel doesn't get devalued because a generation of people are expressing their freewill contrary to the values inherent in the gospel. On the contrary, every action negative or positive has consequences as the same gospel says.

I put it to you, therefore, that your assertion is CARELESS FABRICATIONS that reek of ignorance.

Great ignorance kuwa. The guy is obviously misguided and unlearned.

Don't even waste your time with such foolish people. The Bible says when you advise the foolish you may eventually be seen as equally foolish, therefore just reserve your apt knowledge and wisdom for wise people that respect a d acknowledge God, our father, bro.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan: Without Unity, Restructuring Won’t Work by HabaHaba: 6:21am On Jan 23, 2021
Tajbol4splend:




Your father and your mother don't have home training, so you also don't have home training too, pig.

Deprived and depressed goat!!!

You are definitely depressed, idyiot!

Beast of no training. I'd smack your dumb ass if u were close to me. As swipe fool!
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan: Without Unity, Restructuring Won’t Work by HabaHaba: 6:36am On Jan 22, 2021
Tajbol4splend:
This idiot is still talking

He's still more successful and globally relevant than your father and grandfathers combined!!!!

Shege kobo kobo!!!
Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai Tweets About Tinubu And El-Rufai's Alliance by HabaHaba: 11:15am On Jan 18, 2021
kettykin:
This is the best thing that can happen to Nigeria, the perfect combination .
All hail this combination. if APC is a coward let them not go ahead with this combination . As an igbo man , i am throwing all my weight behind this

You must be a Bastard Igbo man if that's your position!!!

Ewu na enwero owner!!!

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai Tweets About Tinubu And El-Rufai's Alliance by HabaHaba: 11:08am On Jan 18, 2021
trutharena:
I suspect Tinubu will eventually support Osinbajo/El-Rufai ticket.

They are not pushing Osinbajo currently because they need to shield him and unveil him at the time the opposition won’t be able to launch any barrage of attack on him to de-market him.

One thing I like Asiwaju for is that he can sacrifice a lot for his comrades and he is a great leader.

Let’s see how 2023 unfolds.

H. Mmm. Osibanjo/El-Rufai?!!!! So that the western Slavery continues ba.

Una too like to dey lick North nyash since 1822!

Lobbish!
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by HabaHaba: 5:12am On Jan 17, 2021
Onlyonebuhari:
Everything exist in christianity

You are an unfortunate rat!! U don't even deserve to be considered human anymore. Anuofia!!!
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by HabaHaba: 4:58am On Jan 17, 2021
Anneka101:
I'm shocked

Are u related to BUHARI?
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by HabaHaba: 4:55am On Jan 17, 2021
tobechi74:
Mary could not tell who Impregnated her between Joseph, Holy Spirit or God

You're despicable, rat!!!!
Crime / Re: Effiong Scott Claim Japheth Akwaowo Who Was Killed By A Corper Raped Her In 2017 by HabaHaba: 2:48pm On Jan 14, 2021
moralistic:
this mama is wasting her time... as far the law is concerned, the guy was murdered... it was a clear murder case.... I foresee death sentence or life imprisonment ...no Matter the number of women that will come out to castigate the dead guy, it won't stop odume from life imprisonment or from getting her death sentence. honestly I feel for her and her family... but the law still remains the law....irrespective of whatever, this is a clear murder case


Na ashawo business carry her reach the guy house, the guy do finish he no wan pay, and she killed him.

simple and short

Bros you're not correct about the sentence. If her lawyer is able to prove self defense and /or insanity she may get a very less sentence. Manslaughter is not Murder, it's killing by mistake or by circumstancial reasons which exonerate the accused.
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by HabaHaba: 8:48pm On Jan 13, 2021
TATALoAlaMu:
It's that plate of Ugali that caused it. After vexing that his guy ate the Ugali alone, he decided to taste his wife. That husband must be a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria. The wife must have told the friend about his stingyness so she decided to do promo. Judge Not!

Bros, I fear who no fear your mouth Sha!!!!
Crime / Re: 18-year-old Girl Sets Lover Ablaze After Quarrel In Benue by HabaHaba: 5:43am On Jan 12, 2021
So many bad news from Benue state. Wetin, Na Beer dey cause this Kain anger ni?

Food basket of the nation is fast becoming Death - trap of the nation.

Does it indicate anything about the Benue-Fulani sagas?!!

Well, just wondering Sha.
Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Joins Bleaching Cream Gang - Shows Off His New Colour by HabaHaba: 4:52pm On Jan 11, 2021
AprokoGirl:
Small Doctors Joins Bleaching Cream Gang - Shows Off His New Colour

Checkout his new colour below. Also check the throwback , some will say na freshness , dear if na by freshness , go check Dangote or Otedola skin , Vivian Gist Reports.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/iam_smalldoctor/




"If you no get money, hide your face, you can call me Small doctor!"

When you get money, you get fairer in complexion!!!

It's not bleaching, it money-complexio!!

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Family / Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by HabaHaba: 4:39pm On Jan 11, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:




Sure!

07040003782. Whatsapp please
Family / Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by HabaHaba: 4:16pm On Jan 11, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
Awwwwwwwww they look so adorable



Oh my fvcking ovaries grin


Can't wait to start making cute babies tongue

Can we private chat pls? Good evening.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Kiddwaya Gifts Lucy A Generator To Support Her Business (Video) by HabaHaba: 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2021
Mcheww!!!

Nonsense news for the jobless minds.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Is About Getting Married But She Still Loves Me by HabaHaba: 12:45pm On Jan 10, 2021
diamondedu:
Hmmmm.. good day please how best do I handle this situation?

My ex, although we did not officially seperate, is getting married by the end of the month but she doesn't love her husband to be. She finds his touch irritating, they hardly talk about everything that married people do, she's not just comfortable with the husband to be.

Now me and her were very good friends before we become lovers she's really a good girl, very supportive, infact every man's dream lady but I'm not yet ready to settle down. Family issues still full my head..

PLS married people how best do I avoid her before it becomes problem for her and the innocent man?
Don't delete her number, just block her asap. Then, make sure u also block any of her profiles in whTsapp, Facebook, etc. The more you encounter her wether physically or on social media forums, the more you yearn for her friendship and possibly romance.

I got over my (that I dream of every day, and so much believed would be my wife) by just packing off all our pics, love letters and any form of reminders (then there was no GSM, even NITEL lines were quite expensive for lovers).

After quite some while I started asking myself "what did I even see in h this lady"?!!!

Kai, I started noticing more beautiful, younger, more sophisticated and my dream-kinda women/ladies.
And thank God, I had more money, and a bigger boy that I could look a woman in the face and tell her I don't like her and needn't be disturbed at certain times, especially weekend, because of the kinds of job I do.

Kai, me before, I was an ass liker for women. Jesu!!!
Money is good, when it comes to having women.

Abeg you just avoid her, you will begin to notice more beautiful and better ladies.

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS : How Do I Track A Fraudulent POS Transaction? by HabaHaba: 6:51am On Jan 09, 2021
Jimmyubah2:

Disable SMS or email elert? Why u dey bobo us?
That's not possible.

I can authoritatively tell you fraudsters DISABLE SMS alerts. Just be careful bro, anything I repeat IS POSSIBLE WITH THE COMPUTER and a well trained programmer/hacker!
Hacking is now a full time job for fraudsters.

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS : How Do I Track A Fraudulent POS Transaction? by HabaHaba: 6:48am On Jan 09, 2021
mabeni:
On the 6th of January, the sum of Twenty Five Thousand (25000) Naira was fraudulently withdrawn from my wife's Stanbic ibtc Bank Account. What baffles me was she didn't get alert for the transactions till even as i types this. She found out her money was missing when she bought airtime directly from her account.

We went to the bank to get statements of her account put realised her ATM CARD was used on the POS centre and machine below in the picture.

Please, how do we track this transaction?
Thanks

There's the name of the POS agent in that receipt. Why not search for that agent and then arrest him using Civil defense corps.

Usually its eve EFCC that people report to, and they work like wonders!

But be careful you don't implicate the wrong person.
Meanwhile, have you filled complaint forms at the bank a d follow up with the EFCC?

You will surely recover your money, don't worry. Eventually na you go dey tell people how to recover fraudulently stolen monies.
Shallom!
Jokes Etc / Re: Lady In Tears After Charlie Charlie Game by HabaHaba: 9:31am On Jan 08, 2021
Rubbish!!!!
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo To Take COVID-19 Vaccine On Live Television by HabaHaba: 6:17am On Jan 08, 2021
Hahahhahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahah!!!!!

I just dey laff in Jikun Language!!!

Just as they have been packaging lies in different garbs for us, now they want to do some drama in front of Live TV Broadcast!!!!

Hahhahahhah a. If dem put clean drip inject them, who go know?!!
As wear, no matter what me & all of family and friends have decided NOTHING CONCERNS US WITH WHATEVER VACINE!!

I'm perfectly okay, so take any vaccination?!! We don't I'd it jare!

By the way, even if they don't take it how old do they still think they will live?!!

PMB that is already over 90 years, what is he preventing death for, his will o more described as UNTIMELY death!
Abi how una see am?

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Politics / Re: Enugu State Government Constitutes Panel On Recent Oruku Crisis by HabaHaba: 6:09am On Jan 08, 2021
PopSmoke:
wahala

I hope myndd44 go turn 45 this year sha

Methuselah! You , how old are you turning?

Leave my guy alone joor!!!
Politics / Re: Enugu State Government Constitutes Panel On Recent Oruku Crisis by HabaHaba: 6:08am On Jan 08, 2021
The world has gone gaga!!!

People don't fear authorities anymore. But I strongly suspect the IGWE must have been playing some fast ones on his subjects, thus they got tired and revolted.

My question is why not the youth trying this kind of treatment to the Presidenxy?
And make things easier for many folks.

By the way, all these are signs of End Time kowai!!!

Haba haba!!!
Crime / Re: Leo Anuforo Assassinated In Imo By Gunmen (Graphic Photos) by HabaHaba: 9:09pm On Jan 07, 2021
You are a Billionaire and you can not be using Bullet-proofed cars? Then, whats the use of the money for God's sake?!!!

Well, na him time reach.

RIP to the dead.

May merciful God preserve our souls and lives and keep us under His Wings of protection from evil eyes and minds. Amen.
Romance / Re: Woman Romantically Carries Her Boyfriend On The Back To Cross An Express Road by HabaHaba: 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2021
Seriously, I really have to give it to that lady and even the guy. Me, pride no go allow me let any lady, no matter how much drunk or in love, to carry me for back for major road like this!!!

But if na for room, Haba, u can do whatever u wish baby! Life is not to be too serious all the time abeg.

But, from another angle, thatady really dey endowed for front O! As in see how the Peak Milk Tank dey jug for eyes like Jangulova!!!

Kai, God forgive my eyes it's early in this year.

Thats on the easy, tho.
Celebrities / Re: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Gifts Friend Who Helped Him When He Was Homless A Car by HabaHaba: 8:49pm On Jan 07, 2021
True friends are very very hard to find.

No wonder the greatest book said "a good friend is better than a distant brother..."

I hope I didn't misquote the Bible.
Phones / Re: EFCC Warns Against NIN Sale by HabaHaba: 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2021
And later we would all be blaming the leaders. By this, we show that we are the leaders we expect, therefore the ones we elected are a complete reflection of who we are as a society.

Better be the change you want, and the number of the true change advocates will rise a d dominatw the evil status quo.

God help all believers of True Change Through Me!
Crime / Re: "I Killed My Girlfriend Used The Proceed To Buy Beer"- Osun Ritual Killer by HabaHaba: 8:35pm On Jan 07, 2021
cosmatika:
Tajudeen Monsuru from Osun state

Better to be a drug trafficker than a skull miner

Bros, drug traffickers are still Skull miners because their business leads to the premature deaths of young people all over the world.

Lest be more careful about what we support or suggest because you may be throwing stones at your own in the market (old saying though)!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Capitol: Four Dead, 52 arrested as World Leaders Condemn Invasion by HabaHaba: 3:42pm On Jan 07, 2021
AsomughaChuks02:
Nigeria's foriegn minister should also summon the US ambassador to explain why Nigeria should not impose economic sanctions on the USA for killing harmless civilians and trying to truncate democracy in America. If the US ambassador doesn't offer reasonable explanations, then Nigeria can proceed to seize US assets including termination of all loan repayments.


Na joke I dey abeg gringrin

Brother, you get heart O!!! If them send one single Eagle stealth plane, Naija na gonner talk more of Aso Rock!!!
Business / Re: Paternity Scandal: FCMB's MD, Adam Nuru Goes On Leave As Probe Begins by HabaHaba: 8:31am On Jan 06, 2021
newguy1:
is this all I think will happen, this story will follow those kid for life, do u think nuru family will accept them or do u believe Moyo haven’t try getting nuru to accept those kids. Tunde had it rough n I pitied him so much all I can say is this should serve as a lesson to all men out there, trust less especially women. It’s always someone we know that betrays us..... y r the two men in this story having both my names nuru tunde ?

Stop displaying your true name on a supposed pseudonym supporting forum.
By the way, the kids would not really be affected by the scandal. Over the years, the story will die down eventually. How is the case of Michael Jackson's lifestyle hunting his kids after his death?
How about Will Smiths family? The American life care less about all these things we take too seriously here.
Romance / Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by HabaHaba: 6:21am On Jan 06, 2021
kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?

You were too fast to tell her about what you did. Firstly, you did not discuss with her before going for the DNA test, so why tell her now that you have initiated it? You were supposed to simply get the results and satisfy your curiosity and fear and of course insecurities.

Sometimes we must think through some ideas thT pops up in our head before carrying them out

For advice : tell her it was a joke, and laugh profusely to make her really feel it was a prank. Then you collect the result, if you're their father JUST LET THE MATTER REST (WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT WITH ANYONE). JUST LET IT DIE.
If the result is otherwise, then... Carry your Cross!!!
Curiosity does kill cats.
Crime / Re: ₦10.9 Billion Fraud: Court Jails Ex-Finbank MD, Nwosu, Three Others by HabaHaba: 6:13am On Jan 06, 2021
Kingosytex:
N 10billion = 3years.

I think the risk is worth taking grin grin cheesy cheesy
A rich man that stole billions is given a three year sentence (which can be appealed and as such the sentence might be reduced or better still overturned ) while a poor man that steals peanut is destined for doom. This boils down to an inverse proportion... The more you steal, the lesser sentence you get.

I don't support stealing, I detest it with every blood in my veins but if you must steal, do it big...na security go de even guard you.

Naija na sweet country i swear, we have a very long way to go.

Welcome to Banana Island country!!!

Anything goes for the Dhoe!

Singing "If you no get money, wipe your face..."

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