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ganie:
How did it go?

Lol, postponed to further notice due to unforeseen circumstances.

Enough time to continue with my therapy

donbrowser:
You will ask for my account details I swear

Lol, I hope it's worth it cos I've been for years without sex
Last month, I was smooching one chick and before you know it, I poured everything. Ordinary smooching o.

She didn't know but I was highly worried. If I could pour from smooching, what will happen to actual sex.

Since then, I had stopped consumption of processed sugar, replaced it with honey, stopped masturbation, bought bitter kola which I chew on intervals, resumed my kegel exercise(I used to do it back when I was sexually active) and of course, started this therapy.

Oh Saturday, please hurry!

donbrowser:
* A few gloves of Garlic

* Two big Onion

* Few Ginger roots.

* A big cut of water melon

* A small quantity of lemon juice

* A cup of pure/natural honey.

Blend everything together(taking two spoons morning and night) and after some days, OH Jesus!.


If you try this I swear, you will thank me for life.

I just started this therapy on Monday.

Hopefully it'll come in handy on Saturday when my chic comes around.

squarelead:
Their opinion their business, am a Christian, but I think trousers covers woman unclothedness than skirts, my view tho but the Bible in Deut 22v 5, truly says women should not wear what belongs to men. Kind of confused too, but I don't see wearing trousers as a sin because, who made the law that trousers is only for men.
Trousers to me covers unclothedness than skirt but who am I to twist the Bible, may God forgive me if what I write here is a sin

In one deeper life church, a sister wore her father's coat to church.

No one blinked an eye, they didn't even notice. Yet what she was wearing belonged to a man. Had it been she was wearing trousers, they wouldn't even have allowed her to enter the church street let alone the gate.


Think about this...

Rockyrascal:
so Jose mourinho played professional football??

Yeah, Even Klopp too in the German Second and third division. Both had underwhelming careers.

One of them is a famous manager now, can you spot him?

ogianyo:
Self control and building up your self esteem is all you need. I cant imagine myself in a brothel. Supposing someone I know come see me?.
I love sxx and would find it diff. to hold body for more than two weeks. But I consider myself very normal. I'm in my fifties and from my early twenties have had a vibrant sxx life but not from brothel. In fact if I know the girl to be a confirmed olosho, body fit no respond sef. It's the value you put on yourself.
You seem to know the solution. Add a massive dose of self control. Regular babe can help a bit but self control is the key.

Nna mhen, you are in your fifties, Old men dey this forum sha.

And I'm sure one teenager must have quoted you sometime in the past to insult you

dammytosh:
Yes it will be safe in 2020

1. When we have good roads.
2. There are highway lights.
3. People value their self prestige and will rather die than steal or rob.

We are already in 2020, yet things are worse

CAPSLOCKED:
I'M 15 AND I'M NOT INSANE TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC, LIKE YOU.

I know a transport company in this country, where any time the owner buys new fleets of buses, that same week, one of his buses must be involved in a fatal accident.That trend has been consistent for more than 15 years. Do you think it's a coincidence? Haha.

Do you think our politicians are all God fearing, bible believing Christians? Do you know the depth they go to fortify themselves? Haha.

I know a politician, a very close friend of mine, he told me he's not yet gotten to a particular lofty position cos he's refused to join the occultic society where his colleagues are.

Brotherly, this world is deep. I admire your logical reasoning. I used to reason like you, thinking logic can explain everything, but things are happening. I wouldn't even want to delve into my own personal experiences.

We have over 170 million people in this country, and you think all of us are normal? Haha.

A305:
Two way street, When you rent below your means, you save, and when you rent above your means, You basically working to make ends meet and giving your "savings" to your landlord and God help you so you get to buy that CHEAP 09 corrolla on my page.

Lol, I love the way you always link your comments to this your corrolla wey dem no gree buy

badmrkt:
Wow....how matured are the mods of this forum? I mean some brain dude creates thread like this and a retarddd of a mod pushes to front page. Pathetic...

I see nothing wrong with the thread.

Its purpose is to elicit humour. Don't take life too seriously.

valentineuwakwe:
Not everything you disclose even to family or friends. ...when they see or hear about what you earn or receive as salary, their goes your wahala.....every now and then, they will start asking you for one favour or the other and when you decline narrating your own tight budgets and programme, they will tagged you wicked uncle, wicked brother or stingy person....it's best you stay cool and make they just knw say you dey hussle or work..finish!

This is my dilemma now.

I work and earn just below 100k. Rented and lavishly furnished a room self con.

Parents have never been here,I keep dodging their first visit. They are already on my neck, that they wanna come know my place. I fear that if they see all I've bought, their expectations in terms of money will triple.

And they don't know how much I earn

Spiritfun:
It's not in my nature to persist around a lady after the first attempt. The reason I can't let go is still beyond me and sometimes, I try to ask myself if I'm under a spell but believe me, I'm in charge of my thoughts.


Till date, if I don't call or chat her in a day, she will get angry and accuse me of not being caring. She obviously can't stay beyond a day without hearing from me and so do I but the reason she won't let us stick together forever in marriage is what baffles me the most.

I've done some background checks but can't see any serious man in her life except me coupled with the fact she shows me off on her social media handles.

Sometimes I've tried to woo two different girls but they reminded me of her and how much she flaunts me on Facebook and as a result they see my moves towards them as trying to get under their pants and zoom off.

If she truly needs me, she better accept this last proposal or forget me forever.

Keep us updated when you propose.

anochuko01:
Except you just want to be stubborn....

A wedding is an exercise with spiritual connotation. Something that happened throughout the Bible, even Jesus honored one.

I told you guy isn't wise. Why? A wise person understands times and season, just like the children of Issachar.
A wise man weighs his thoughts and actions, and doesn't just run to fufil his lust and cravings.

Bible warns us against having ZEAL without knowledge. It's very dangerous.

Yes, the church belongs to God. But he has assigned and appointed overseers over the church for the purpose or orderliness. God is a God of orderliness. And that orderliness was what the guy lacked. Orderliness was what the pastor sought for.
There's enough desecration going on. This practice shouldn't be given room to thrive at all.

It could probably degenerate to a point where unruly people would want to propose in the middle of a church sermon just for the purpose of seeking attention.

I shared a personal experience which you wonderfully dodged. That shows that you probably don't support it either.

A more honorable way could be the guy doing his proposal in their privacy, both going to the pastor and asking him to announce their engagement/courtship in the presence of everyone.

While the above is not a standard, yet it would have showed a guy who has respect for the system God has put in place.

Like I said, except you just want to be stubborn Sir. There's no justification for the guys actions.

I'm with you on this. But to me, the Pastor didn't exercise wisdom. He came across as a rude, egotistic fellow. Why not allow the proposal to go on, then on Sunday, make a public announcement that such won't be tolerated at all next time.

Hedonisco:
PMT's accident rate is higher than the industry average because their bus fleet is significantly larger than the industry average, just as their interstate routes are significantly wider than the industry average. PMT buses probably outnumber other popular transport companies such as GIG 10 to 1. Numerous routes that GIG doesn't ply, you would see PMT buses there.

I guess that's a good starting point for understanding why they seemingly have a higher accident rate. It may boil down to a simple matter of probability arithmetics.

You are wise my brother.

Just like I said to another user here, if Pmt decides to close his parks and depots nationwide, 85 percent of travellers will be hopelessly stranded.

First week of January this year, when most of their drivers parked their buses to spend time with their loved ones, the mammoth crowd in their parks was something else.

There Were no buses. People would sleep in the park cos there were no other alternatives.

Deltatoto:
no rip for dem what will make a sane person go and enter peace mass?

The day Peace decides to close his parks, 80percent of travellers will be hopelessly stranded

Niceman4u:
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Niceman4u:
Eunice Kalu, Orji's late mother was very satanic.
She was damn too diabolic.

She's late? Wow.

Anyway, 98% of our politicians fortify themselves with dark powers.

Not just the political heavy weights, even the feather weights at the grassroots are diabolic.

Na wa for this kun3

Niceman4u:
A real fraudstar who was begat by an evil mother.
Orji Kalu shud rot in jail.
He together with his devilish mother milked Abia state dry.

When I was younger, I heard his mum is very Satanic.

Some called her an oracle. How true?

TwoBottles:
Liverpool Vs Barca, champions league, second leg.

That one comes second to this.

Originalsly:
Lol.... laziness and convenience.... got to do too much to get to the comma key!

Hopefully, you don't become used to that.

Originalsly:
That you are here asking means that your conscience is bothering you. Whatever you decide to do... be first sure you can sleep with a clear conscience at nights. As I see it... you are comfortable supporting her... giving from the heart. Others... you are not giving from the heart.... drop them. For the girl..... if you are thinking of making her your wife... you need to let her know but she need to cut ALL ties with her ex. You know more details... but from the little you shared... she may make a good wife. Poor or rich.... I can't think of a girl that would voluntarily give up an iPhone whatever...to go back to her old android... that says a lot. On you as a person... some people it is in their nature to share... same way some people are coveteous and selfish.... but you need to draw the line. Other people will take advantage of you... they will always come with you with sad stories knowing you will cave in. My advice... whenever they are done... tell them pele.... if you had only known yesterday.. you could've helped..but you got yourself into some serious financial problems. Have a sad story to also share with them. It works for me.
Don't drop her.... she is not your problem... stop overextending yourself....Mr Charity??

nice points there.

But what's with you and ellipses? It's way too much in your write-up. Use commas instead of those ellipses.

WalkerMichael:
Wow.. are you serious?? Things de happen o

Thank you! Learnt something new.

Lol, learnt all those from Prison break.

Season 3, crime lord called Lechero, lived like a king in Sona Prison.

He had his own television, cell phone, and a hooker who disguises as a Reverend sister

Deepthoughts:
Can't this super computer come up with better news like accurate determination of match results n change guys life a bit with bet9ja?, this Messi/Ronaldo rivalry issue to me as long as Messi fails to prove himself else where I will continue to don't his GOAT claims,my reasons are that environment n how comfortable someone feels can greatly influence performance.Ronaldinho,rivaldo n deco were great in Barcelona but fail to reproduce same level outside of Barcelona.ronaldo has proven himself in different environment even under has conditions n negative press, some people might say Ronaldo should have gone to average teams but which great player has ever done so at the peak of their performance besides no one is even asking Messi to move to Charlton athletic to prove himself but just another team, Barcelona n her fans knew without Messi they would certainly be in trouble hence their line of argument that Messi don't need to go elsewhere to prove anything,Messi doesn't reproduce his Barcelona firm in the national team unlike Ronaldo but his supporters will quickly list how many finals he has helped Argentina to n the individual awards he wins in tournament but the question is if Barcelona hadn't won anything despite Messi's brilliant individual performance would they agree that he is the GOAT?,guardiola, Mourinho,Johan cryuff,del Bosque are among the greatest coaches of all time has any if them ever moved from a big team to the average ones to prove themselves?,so for me based on this,as long as Messi remains within the comfort of Barcelona I would not consider him to be the GOAT,I know from my little experience what working under different settings no matter how great they all may be means, nobody should talk about probability or assumption please because until proven they remain what they are only.

Just a simple question, if you were Messi, what would make you leave Barcelona?

Ronaldo moved from sporting to United, from united to Madrid, all as a step up to his career. Then from Madrid to Turin cos of his fallout with Perez.

Again, I ask. If you were Messi, what would make you leave Barça?

XhosaNostra:
Again, I know exactly what you mean. If you're the type of person that values a mental connection, a person could be Mr or Miss Universe, but if the connection is not there, the whole thing becomes an absolute bore. Even with friends I'm very particular. We need to click & get each other or it just isn't worth the time/energy keeping the conversation going with someone who's missing a certain oomph.

Lol, this is the summary of everything.

XhosaNostra:
I know what you mean. Looks are not everything. A person should also have a good head on their shoulders, not just bulging muscles & no sense. I'm very quick at picking stuff like that up lol. If I sense we're not on the same wavelength mentally, I don't care how hot you are, I lose interest immediately. It makes me wonder how people put up with people like that without feeling like they're in a torture chamber

Lol at the 'emboldened' . Like attracts like, as they say.

Currently, there's a curvy lady that has quite taken a shine to me.

Well rounded hips, Full spilling boo'bs; which complements her overall physique. She's every regular guy's dream.

But when I chat with her on whatsapp, I don't feel any form of connection whatsoever. I won't say she's dumb, but all the same, chatting with her is not intellectually stimulating. She's simply not witty, neither can she sustain a convo.

Made me withdraw from her, much to the chagrin of my guys.

XhosaNostra:
I guess so

Me too.

I can't stand a bland and banal conversation with any lady, no matter how beautiful she is.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, yeah. How do you sleep with someone who's stupid? I can't

Lol, seems like you are a sapiosexual

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I've went that far so I wouldn't know.

Really?

XhosaNostra:
Big muscles usually equals to some barrel-chested oaf with a tinnnnny mind.

And a tiny dick too