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Idiot. . . . wetin concern you with the meaning of the word itself?

If the word has no present day meaning, what will you conclude from it?

Dr Kitaun:
Benzema scores 31 goals against shte defenders and Debosky wants the world to notice . . . what is my aburo smoking ? 

The French league is shyte and I WILL SAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN !!!

explains why majority of them are contented being local champions there 

why hasnt Taiye Taiwo left there ? 

Benzema has 149 career appearances and he has scored 66 times,

Chamakh has played 214 times and scored 56 times,

Huntelaar has played 265 and has scored 179 times 

do the math ! 

Stop chatting bollocks  . . . . French League is the lowest scoring league amongst the top leagues in Europe. . . .

It is harder to score in France than in England. . .

How many goals was Adebayor popping at Monaco. . . .not even double figures. . .

Look at Marc Antonie Fortune, a negro who scores 1 goal a season for Nancy. . . . now several EPL clubs are fighting for his signature after his successful loan spell with West Brom

How many goals were Henry and Trezeguet them scoring in France?. . . . they travel abroad and they score 30+ goals easily

How many goals was Drogba scoring in France. . . . the nigga never even touched 20 goals. . . . he comes to England and he's touching 30 goals. . .

Even Anelka, the King of EPL goalscoring could only manage a paltry handful at PSG. . .

I repeat. . . . any striker scoring 30+ goals in France is worth his salt. . . . it is the hardest league to score in. . . . Benzema must be some sort of genius to be touching 30 goals sef! 

dnex:
@Ibime

you airbrained slowpoke, we've not defined what Biafra is, you're adding Bight Of.

If you don't know, walk on by. Don't lengthen my thread with your stupidity.

sharrap dia you punk. . . . if you know that the name Biafra is taken from the term "Bight of Biafra", why are you still asking stupid questions?

Frank Opugo named Biafra after the Bight of Biafra. . . . just like Lord Lugards mistress chose Nigeria to signify that the country is named after the river Niger. . .

Wetin more you want ask again?. . . . you dey act like say you really get interest in the name when you are just seeking an excuse to continue your usual pro-Nigerian, pro-unitarian ramblings. . . . idiot!

dnex:
I'm yet to see anyone who can run a search engine better than myself.

But if you try to google the meaning of Biafra, you'll most likely find more about the name of the British Pop star, Jello Biafra who was named after war of Biafra.

Then you must be an idiot. . . so-called intelligent pesin like you wey never hear of the Bight of Biafra

Ogun State too dey fall their hand recently. . . from naked legislators, to Gbenga Daniel wahala, to these baboons in the House of Assembly. . . . abi them swear for Ogun State?. . . . this state is fast becoming the laughing stock of the nation. . .

mukina2:
when you start to dey post in colour sef?

hehehehe. . . . see Emperoh feeling funky. . .

Abeg make una lock this thread. . . . I cant bear to see Ofoka and this Florentino guy go at it. . . . na headache be that. . . .

Muki, pls lock this thread and bin it. Na Michael dey ask you, no be Ibime. If you no lock the thread, I go phone you tonight!

Eyonigger, watch your mouth o!. . . . by the time una spread rumour finish, rumour go become reality. . .


Any lyric you find from Spitzofrenik on AHH is mine, as I showed Muki when she asked:

http://www.africanhiphop.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=17212

As long as the rich theives can escape to Abuja, the rest of the country can go to hell. . . . they will sacrifice your basic amenities just to make Abuja lavish. . . . everything is nice in Abuja. . . security is good, roads are good etc. . . . soon enough, the whole of Nigeria will pour into Abuja (like they did to Lagos). . . .then the theives they will create another city to escape the madness.

debosky:
na wa oh!

Sarong has Tope so whupped she's googling lines to attack his enemies.

Sarong's koboko must be quite addictive.

Sauron must be packing an elephant trunk. . .  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=288907.msg4123480#msg4123480 date=1246538707]My friend sharap dia
Didnt u bite too

Ibime in January 15, 2009

Why is this cheesecake fronting?/
His name's like 'oral with sex dolls'. . .cos first you get the 'BJ pumping'/
Did he say something?/ I smash this pea-faced pumpkin/
my lines'll have you reaching for the replay button/
I’m a maneater/ Give you lyrical amnesia/
You can’t stand ether/ you burn like gland fever/
My Molotov/ bring holocaust/ like Iran’s leader/
so if it’s beef, I straighten you out . . . like pan beaters/
Im a damn genius/ first man to land on Venus/
My hand speed is/ so fast, you can’t see this/
like Mayweather/ I rain on your umbrella/
with my chorus/ y’all niggas porous/. . . .Im snake leather!/
I don’t have to compete/ No album released/
I ain’t mixing no tracks. . . but I master the streets/
My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
but my face is unseen, like a Phantom in sheets/
God hears when I speak/ the tears that I weep/
My cares and my grief/ Only fear is defeat/
Nightmares in my sleep/ of dying broke/ so I lie awoke/
plotting schemes to retire rich. . . and buy a boat!/


by Spitzofrenik on Fri Jan 04, 2008 for AHH

I’m a maneater/ Give you lyrical amnesia/
You can’t stand ether/ you burn like gland fever/
My Molotov/ bring holocaust/ like Iran’s leader/
so if it’s beef, I straighten you out, like pan beaters/
Im a damn genius/ first man to land on Venus/
My hand speed is/ so fast, you can’t see this/
like Mayweather/ I rain on your umbrella/
with my chorus/ y’all niggas porous/, Im snake leather!/
Mode 9 is the pacesetter/ I hope he make cheddar/
But I’d be Mode 10, if the rap game paid better!/
I’m in first gear/ rapwise, 07 was my worst year/
but I made so much, my wallet’s worse for wear/
Now call me James Bond, cos Im gonna double 07/
If money talks, my dough stack up to the heavens/
So God hears when I speak/ the tears that I weep/
My cares and my grief/ Only fear is defeat/
Nightmares in my sleep/ of dying broke/ so I lie awoke/
plotting schemes to retire rich, and buy a boat!/
I got plans for 2008/ Im going down to the States/
and a holiday in Tunis, to lounge with my date/
I just paid for my parents to travel to Greece/
I’m stacking the cheese/ Spitz is a talented beast/
I don’t have to compete/ No album released/
I ain’t mixing no tracks, but I master the streets/
My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
but my face is unseen, like a Phantom in sheets/


Unless ofcos una be same person [/quote]hehehehehe. . . . .sorry you're late darling. . . . everybody knows I am Spitzofrenik on AHH

una still dey here?. . . . I have nothing against Sauron. . . . but anybody wey talk jabajantis against my evidence go hear am. . . . make we see who is devoid of "logic and common sense" 


On the 15th of May,

Jay Two spit:

Cuz like fat people when it comes to menu take it all
Ur life sucks, no friends, no more girl, u really need sum help
Shit, after this loss even ur self portrait will try to hang itself


Nah Son replied:

menu? portrait? spit lines? what's the next thing?
shit took me back to middle school, when i first started texting


http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-com-battle-league/1156977-wk-55-contender-3-nah-son-3-0-v-4-jaytwo-3-0-jaytwo-wins.html




On the 11th of June,

Ofoka spat:

u and ur punchlines are like[b] butter on my bread[/b]/they will always get eaten


Sauron replied:

Bread? Butter? Spit lines? what's the next thing?
Ya shit took me back to middle school, when i first started texting

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157494.960.html



This is what they call. . . . BITE AND REMIX! 

To all those who claim Ancelotti has faith in youth. . . . check what Im reading here. . . , 



[center]Blackburn Rovers Consider Offer For Chelsea's Franco Di Santo – Report[/center]

The Argentine youngster's future at Chelsea appears to be up in the air as Rovers hover,

Following chairman John Williams' admission that Blackburn Rovers were interested in Franco Di Santo, Sam Allardyce has suggested that they could take the Argentine permanently rather than on loan, as was initially mooted.

"I don't know what's happening with Di Santo," 'Big Sam' told The Mirror. "I'd have thought [new Chelsea manager Carlo] Ancelotti would look at all his players first.

"We would be interested in anybody from Chelsea if the price is right for us."

Blackburn are looking at a number of strikers to replace the departed Matt Derbyshire and Roque Santa Cruz. Although Williams told Sky Sports that they are looking for a proven Premier League striker, Di Santo could follow Ben Sahar out of Stamford Bridge this summer if Chelsea were offered a reasonable fee.

Although this is possible, a loan deal remains a likelier option. The 20-year-old made a number of substitute appearances for the Blues last term and a temporary move could be the best route for all concerned.

Anthony Wright, Goal.com

tkb417:
shit
Benzema has been signed by Madrid!!!!!

Just heard that. . . . I guess Hunteaar is on his way!

ofokasibe:
and being a relentless mothercuker that i am , i always check my laptop in the car while the driver is driving me to the office arround 8am while listening to tosin on top radio or mofe on star fm ,

Bwahahahahaha. . . . . see Okoro feeling funky. Laptop ke, Driver ko, Molue ni, Star FM gbrigidai!

Ajegunle don privatise?

Please, save story for Kunta-Kinte.


Anyway, no need to flog a dead horse. Ofoka has already had his last laugh belleful.

naijaking1:
Another Ijaw ethnic jingoism
1960s: the East had a sea port-- Port Harcourt.
Of course you can argue all you want that PH is not an eastern city, but that's besides the reality. The World knows better

You are a clown. . . . always looking for trouble anytime Ijaw is mentioned. . . . Dnex is a barbarian who hates Igbo and Ijaw equally. . . . . I dont even think the idiot is a bini man sef. . . .

Melo is not unavailable. . . . I read somewhere that his new contract has a 20m euro rescission clause. . . . he's the same price as y'all were talking about last week. . .

Jakumo:
You speak with the supreme confidence of one whose bullet-proof juju modalities very strong and up to date. I trust this is so.

nateevs:
TRANSFER NEWS !

Turnbull signs for Chelsea!

The boy wants to waste his career. . . . no one is replacing Cech, so that ride on the bench will be a long one. . . . anyway, I guess we signed him cos of the 6+5 rule. . . .

dream on. . . . instead of making states pay tax to Government, you still favour the centralised 'Aso Rock Welfare system' where Govt collects all monies and dishes out to States. . . . what incentivizes the States to be productive?. . . . this is utter crap. . . .

FBS:
Offtopic:


@Ibime, looks like your theory is rubbish. Where does that leave you now? I hope soccernet.com is wrong.

tkb417:
did Ibime say UTD will be paid in tranches for 5 years?
he must have smoked something when he was saying that!!!

How can that be possible with UTD?
are we Burnley or somethin

debosky:
When I called Ibime a roadside mathematician he was complaining. His theory was a remixed version of mumbo jumbo he read elsewhere coupled with his obvious foolishness.

hehehehe. . . . but no shaking, my statement was ambiguous. . . . I did not say payments to Man Utd were staggered over 5 years. . . . I said payments are staggered over 5 years. . . . . perhaps I was referring to the loan repayment for the loan that Real Madrid took to buy Ronaldo as being staggered over 5 years. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4118182#msg4118182 date=1246452831]I don't want players with contribution outside the box. . . . .We have enough players doing that.
Van Nistelrooy was useless outside the box but he made a significant impact when he joined Man Utd.
All i want is a goal scoring wizard. . . . . . .I don't care how lazy that person is.
United needs a CLINICAL finisher. . . . .Someone who would score 5 goals in 6 attempts.[/quote]Van Nistelrooys contribution outside the box was underrated. . . . RVN's contribution outside the box is 10 times better than Huntelaars. . . . this was even highlighted during Euro 2008. . . . there were some things I saw in Marcus Berg that reminded me of RVN. . . . Man Utd and the World as a whole have gone beyond 'the fox in the box' stage. . . .that fox in the box better be able to play some football as well, otherwise he's a tactical liability. . . .

Talking about Benzema. . . . I have always known Benzema as a left-winger. . . . .when he first started playing for Lyon, he was on the left-wing. . . . he has skills beyond your average striker. . . . when he moved upfront, his combination of skills he learnt on the wing and finishing reminded me of a certain Ronaldo Lima. . . . Benzema is the future. . . . given the chance to sign a 21yr old of such undoubted quality, any manager should be happy. . . . his cash is redeemable. . .

debosky:
If Palacios was better than him and went for only £12m, obviously Valencia is overpriced and not even a regular goal scorer at £16m.

Ronaldo scored a whopping 68 goals in the past two seasons, Valencia brings little or no goal scoring threat and in that regard, is not what they need.

UTD undoubtedly need a striker - Rooney is a supporting striker at best, and Berba likes to be withdrawn - if those two are withdrawn and there is no Ronaldo to pepper the goal, where do goals come from??

That is why I said Ashely Young is a much better bet - he hugs the touchline, but will also bring a potent goal threat. Valencia will be a flop at Utd.

Ogasa, Palacios was sold for £14m not £12m and that was when the transfer market was more stable.

There is no problem buying Ashley Young. . . . Valencia is not a direct competitor with Young. . . . both can play in the same team if SAF wishes. . . . I dont see any other winger at Man Utd to take their place if both were at the same club. . . . besides, Young is more like £22m. . .

Again, Valencia is not a direct replacement for Ronaldo. . . . there is NONE!

Valencia would allow Rooney to reclaim his position upfront - something he has been bugging Alex Ferguson about.

Berbatov is not sure of a starting place next season. . . . so no need to worry about who will get into the box to finish Valencias crosses.

I would have loved Valencia at Chelsea. . . . Can you imagine facing a team with a midfield containing Valencia, Essien and Lampard. . . .three human machines who have end product. . . . you would think you were fighting the war of the worlds. . . .

Valencia is a player you never need to worry about tactically. . . . he will cover your whole flank, from goal-line to goal-line, producing results at both ends.

As for someone comparing Huntelaar to Benzema, that person must be smoking Morrocan Hashish. . . . Huntelaar has no contribution outside the box. . . . Benzema is an all-rounder, good in any situation. . . . if you want a finisher, why not buy Marcus Berg. . . . he is a killer like Huntelaar in the box. . . . and his play outside the box is similar to Van Nistelrooy's. . . .

Valencia is not a goalscoring midfielder. . . . not because he lacks a finish (everyone can attest to the fact that he packs a bullet in his boots). . . . . but because he is a winger in the old-fashioned sense. . . . he hugs the touchline, game in, game out. . . . he doesn't cut inside to run at goal. . . .you wanna look more at his assists and his 'involvement' in goals to judge his worth. . . . I have had him in my fantasy team for 2 years now and he always scores points for me. . . . . only player better than him at Wigan was Palacios so I dont know what Debosky is talking about. . . . one thing is sure. . . . Fergie is planning for 4-4-2 next season, cos Valencia is a quintessential 4-4-2 winger.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4117495#msg4117495 date=1246445543]@ TKB, Emperoh, Eastbay and JK,

Honestly, i am tired with all these small time players Fergie loves buying.
Man Utd is a BIG CLUB with big dreams and huge resources.
If we didn't sell Ronaldo, there is 30 milla in funds already to improve the team so why settle for less?

Valencia is not United quality. . . . . . .We lost 2 BIG players(Members of the HOLY TRINITY). . . .
At least Ferguson should be hoping to buy players who would fill the spaces left by Ronaldo and Apache.
I have no doubt in my mind Nani will come good next season cos Nani of 2008/9 was better than Cristiano in 2004/5.

Sauron was expecting Ferguson to buy Huntelaar and that Brazilian dude.
Like Biina has mentioned, Aulas won't let Benzema come cheap. . . . .Aulas is a very shrewd businessman.
Now i am beginning to fear for our season. . . . .I didn't want us to win the EPL this season but now that Ronaldo has left, we HAVE to win it.
United have to prove they can win without RONALDO.[/quote]Valencia is just a piece of the puzzle ala Ji-Sung Park, Fletcher etc. . . . there is no direct replacement for Ronaldo on the market. . . .Valencia is the hardest working right-midfielder in world footballer today. . . . his contribution is both defensive and offensive. . . . if Nani is to have the freedom offered to Ronaldo, then the other wing must be stocked by a harrdworking guy in order to compensate (just like SAF balanced out Ronaldo with Ji-Sung Park). . . . the only difference is that Valencia has an end product unlike Park. . . . . I read an amazing statistic the other day that said that Valencia made 97 tackles in the league last season whilst Ronaldo made only 3. . . . . Valencia is simply the right-wing version of Michael Essien. . . . he is well-priced @ £14m and a good buy. . .

Jakumo:
I was on the Lagos Expressway many moons ago, and committed the potentially capital offence of being found at a police roadblock with a stack of cash, which I had carefully hidden under my girlfriend's underwear in her suitcase, on the wrong assumption that in so doing, my stash would be beyond reach of the long harm of the law.

The search began in the trunk of the car, and progressed into the passenger compartment of the vehicle where my attempts to pretend the bag under my feet didn't exist soon ran into the reality of that policeman's ealgle eye and nose trained to detect the aroma of currency. Negotiations began, during which my pleas that the money was intended for a motherless babies home were countered with a suggestion that I explain the matter further in the police station, on the way to which I would almost certainly have been shot, and my corpse "paraded"as an armed robbery suspect neutralized while fleeing justice.

I parted with twenty thousand naira. Praise the Lord !

N20 rojer would have avoided all this. . .

You guys are jokers. . . . if Gerrard dey that list, then everything concern Lampard inside that list. . . .talking about technical ability, then Gerrard is a mere mite where Lampard is concerned in terms of spraying passes. . . .abi 17 assists per season na yam?

jalether:
Now tell me that was a mistake, typo error

Abi you no know say Zhirkov dey play left-back as well?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=288907.msg4115521#msg4115521 date=1246398312]I dragged nothing. . . . .was only clearing me name which i have done to an extent.
At least you were able to tell 4 different people BITING ma verses. . . . .That's a start.[/quote]4 different people didn't bite your verse. . . . I was only paraphrasing your claim that MetaSin 'bit' your verse. . . . the evidence shows that you bit those 4 people. . . .  



[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=288907.msg4115521#msg4115521 date=1246398312]Oyinda's smoking gun was it's not possible for all these cats to bite SAURON.
Ofokasibe has 20 monikers on NL. . . . .Only God knows how many he;s got on AHH and many other rap forums(wu-tang, roc-a-fella) and shit.
That is Ofoka in 100 places at the same time with different usernames.
4 people like Ofoka will be 400 netcees biting here n there to convict the real owner of the lyrics.[/quote]But according to you, you put these lyrics on "various" websites. . . . that 4 different people, on the same website, went to 'various' websites to look for your lines to bite is a statistical anomaly. . . .


Now lemme ask you. . . . If Ibime posted 10 posts on Nairaland, goal.com and bbcfootball.com that were identical to 10 posts on Nigeria village square. . . . . what is more statistically likely. . . . that the 10 different people on Nigeria village square all randomly went to bbc, goal.com and Nairaland to copy his views. . . . or that Ibime went to Nigeria village square to copy their views?. . . . especially if their posts are dated before his. . .


Even pesin wey no go school fit decipher that one.


Anyway, have some rest bro. . . . . you need it. . . . this thread is descending into something else. . .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=288907.msg4115467#msg4115467 date=1246397536]Ok so if IBIME already said 4 people bit sauron . . . . . why shud i blv sauron bit those line u posted?
I see all the haters are ignoring that BIT
Nonsense and ingredient [/quote]This case is finito darling. . . no need to continue. . .I said 4 people 'bit' Sauron (i.e. 'bit' in his words). . . .  when Sauron explains the "battling Ofoka in 3 years line" and the "sex-ed" line, I will show you why it is statistically much more likely that Sauron bit from ONE Source. . . .than it is that different people went to different SOURCES to bite Sharon. . . . .




[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=288907.msg4115451#msg4115451 date=1246397270]I am spent already.[/quote]hehehe. . . .so the indefatiguable Sauron also gets tired?. . . .you are human after-all. . . .  for the record, I hold nothing against you. . . . I only like to make sure everyone is playing by the rules. . . . if you hadn't dragged the issue, it would prolly be dead by now. . . . and I look forward to reading more verses from you in the future. . . . but not 10 high-quality verses a day. . .