₦airaland Forum

valarinz:
Hope you'll not take my money and give someone else when you get ready

Never boss!
I’ve been keeping close tabs on your threads and believe me you are all I’ve got in this Volvo matter. I don’t just want to start disturbing you now until I’m fully ready.

Dukeolumidemans:
I already have an S80. It's a lovely car. But the main beast is the S90 D5 2017 Model. Others are good but I love this particular one.

I’m planning to buy the s80 V8 AWD 2009, how reliable is it and how affordable are the parts please ?

I’ll go for the one that hates sex. Opportunity to cheat without a pinch of remorse

Not to burst your bubbles but if I’m being served her pussy on a platter for free, I still wouldn’t give a Bleep. Not bragging, I’m just way out of her league.
A girl’s WhatsApp number is as useless as an AirPod hanging on a deaf ear.

superjab247:
U need a man that would make u scream and hala ur papa name in bed,not weak motherfuckers that litter the streets with beards but no sense.


U need a strong and raw nigga like me .

E be like say your chin dry pass kalahari desert, nature don rob you of beard. Pele

Olleyrey:
My fellow Nigerians, if you hear QUINTESSENTIAL or RACKSTERLI, abeg no join ooooo. These guys are swindling people, stories upon stories, websites wahala. I pray to just come out of these messy investments.

Wetin racksterli do again bayii.
I think they are up and running again

Which ones are still available and what part of Lekki please. I’m ready if location is favourable

kingreign:
Next time when driving at night and youre behind another car, dip your beams.
Also, when you see people in a street or when a car or bike or tricycle is on coming, pls dip your beams.

Its rude and uncorteous to keep flashing high beams at people. It's also very dangerous because it blinds them and can cause them to get involved in an accident or run into your car.

Don’t mind me jarey! I’m also an advocate of the dim headlamps, I prolly was high that night, can’t even remember when and where I took that picture

I know you are lying but continue, I’m liking it

kaysam315:
What does short term mean?

I mean like six month. My office is at Nigerian Breweries road. I’m kinda new in Lagos

State your gender naa nawa o

Can I pay short term? I need a temporary accommodation in Surulere

Kylekent59:
At Op, does it look like this one or the other one?

ThAts a python, init?

iamyemiakins:
That's a cobra, ur brother prolly attacked first

he marched on it

My brother unknowingly marched on this reptile in our compound around 10 pm and it bit him in reprisal. Kindly help identify.
He’s in the hospital now though
I need to identify this creature

This should be another thread entirely

Ifesinachi22:
Please advice me.

A man built a small flat for his small family of 3, sixty years later, his children and grand children all still live in the house, however due to excessive large population they built additional 4 floors above converting the house to a 4 floor building.

But note, the original plan for the house had a foundation meant for just 3 bedrooms. Now the house contains 60 persons.

The house had so many structural problems, the electricity panel originally designed for a capacity of 3 rooms now served 28 rooms and trips off too often due to overload. The bore hole originally designed to serve a family of 5 now serves almost 60 persons so in most cases water supply was short.

Because of the smallness of the space, the children are always fighting, food hardly would go round, even in cases were there is enough food, some children would prefer to hide it away from the rest, the family is factionalized into groups and they always quarrel and fight.

The mans older children have suddenly become a nuisance to the community due to poor education, they are under employed, they cannot live independent lives and are forced to live with their parents even in their middle age. They marry and bring their wives into the same house.

The man as head of the house is always confused, his good ideas never work because the entire fabric of his house from the family to the physical structure is in bad shape. Whenever there’s rainstorm the entire house quakes, as though it will fall.

The old man has a small business, but his goods are often stolen as his grown sons who often connive with strangers to steal his goods.

Now this man started so well sixty years ago, then he was seen as a giant among his peers, today he is a laughing stock in the village. His house is over filled with grown up kids who cannot live on their own, his electricity load cannot maintain steady light since the original panels are small, the water boreholes cannot serve his current household and his children gradually becoming a nuisance to community.

If you are asked to advice this man on the best way out of his troubles, be very sincere to yourself, how would you advice him?

1. Break the entire house and rebuild.(Restructuring)

2. Terminate the entire leadership of the house and bring in a totally new manager to set up new rules and build a new house. (Revolution)

3. Try to maintain the house as it is hoping that someday things will change, the electricity will work and the children will change(Democracy)

4. Break the entire house and rebuild the original 3 flats, every unit on its own

4. None of the above. Then tell us your own solution.

Please advice this troubled man.
~Princewill Odidi

NATION NIGERIA OF COURSE.

Bola146:
We are all created in God's image. Some blind men are billionaires. They will definitely fall in love. One man I met said he was thought in school to know how beautiful or pretty a lady is, that was how he got married to his damsel. His wife is so beautiful when I eventually met her. Don't let people look down on you if you are handicap, one man's food is another man's poison.

Your response and the question are leagues apart, kindly learn to communicate succinctly.

omo na Agaygay bus stop we dey?
japa!!

Na see finish dey cause am

Giving you her virginity is the only way she can ride on forbidden bananas without you noticing till eternity. She has thought about this pretty well and she knew if she gets her hymen broken in school, it will be easy for you to nab her infidelity, hence the agreement to break the seal before leaving so she can go on her humping spree without a hitch.
If I were you, I'll watch her fly away like a bat from hell
*SPITS*

Site job na 2k daily bro

To think this marsupial just called himself hot, wtf?
I'm beginning to have a different view of this romance section, so this is how these knuckleheads that are always on insulting spree look like.
Omo!!

Brendaniel:
so you are yoruba, chai! sha read the passage and help your life, you will see what you are looking for...

shuu! No be wahala you enter like this
No evil shall befall your tight rectum in the mighty name of Jesus

where is your location

IntersexSherry:
Ok i"m very androgynous person so even if i come as a man, still confusing, come as woman, still confusing.
So then i find it hard to make friends because everyone is confused about me.. Even gay and lesbian dey confused about me .

So then i can't work as a man or a woman. Who can introduce me as her boyfriend or his girlfriend lol??

So then i will keep trying to treat myself fully. If i try and it doesn't work, then i just off myself.

Life has never brought me any joy from birth. No wonder no one ever loved me.

Do i have any skills? Ok i love writing. Thats the only skill i have..

I can't even lift a bucket of water. I have never worked in my life because no one will hire me..

Ok i still got some people that claim they love me this way but i need to be happy with myself.
I can't live like this. I want to be normal too..


I have always been seen as abnormal.
.
So dont blame me if you hear news of my death am useless..

Such is life.
Always locked up inside as a prisoner because am abnormal. Who do i even know? I miss all the good things of the outside world. No going out. No one calls me, no hanging out..

Totally useless. I am mentally and physically damaged but i still live. Isn't it amazing??

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Good day sir,
Clearing cost for volvo s80 2009?

I can hack his phone apps(android) without him noticing anything,

Happy2020:
I suspect my BF who is in another state is cheating. I don’t have any proof, he’s really really into me, we’re in love and planning a life together.
He is in another state and some days, once every few months, he acts weird, like way out of his normal behavior. We may only talk once on this particular day or even just text on and off. The rest of the time, we talk several times a day, face time, text, everything.

We see each other once per 6 months for a few weeks.

I suspect on that “one day” he is cheating and he can’t face me, so he pushes me away.

Any signs I should look for? Please help.

ZaRuleOfLaw:
I salute your courage buddy. is she a flat_head or cone_head? just curious


please explain how the relationship was not about sex. what did you guys do in the first five months?

I fit bet my left nipple say na flat.headed pig

ongoing

I work around my office with a heavy snub on my face, feeling like all these b*tches ain’t nothing but deep down I just want to nail every one of their asses to the bed. FVck


Meanwhile: I want to see brutal comments below me.
I’m here for the violence

don't mind the werey.
Na flat.head wey dey disguise

Glawrie:
Not all Yorubas are the same please. Everyone has different way of life and different upbringing. Be proud of your tribe. Do something different and prove to mediocres that not all Yorubas are the same after all.
FYI, am not Yoruba