₦airaland Forum

Savedday:
Y I dey feel sorry for the guy?

eeh bros.....i dn see u tey ooh.
las las....ALL NIGERIA GIRLS ARE USELESS

Baronthecelebri:
Hahhahahahha haha, God fearing olosho

hahahahahaha...

guy u no well ooh,E Be lyk say u lyk/enjoy dat thread well well

bt las las God fearing olosho dey,i get 1 as my female bestie

Sheistoopretty:
Watch how these Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) will come here to lie their lives out just to feel among. When in reality, they've passed through so many heartbreaks and rejections from we ladies hence the reason they retired to being "Online Redpillers" and taking their frustrations out at any slightest provocation

dis babe u too funny...

Tegabadguy:
you shor..... tins dey change

bros no be 4 dis kind election.....

bros wetin u tink?b4 tinubu cum out openly tell the full country say na him turn to rule.....guy,make we no deceive ourslf,dis people dn already knw the next president..

4get all dis tinz them dey do,all nah game.....na make them say politics na game..

my own be say who pay pass na i go vote 4 ooh,bcus i knw say vote no matter 4 nigeria politics..

dis men dn already knw the next president and peter obi face no show..

mark the tinz wen i tell u so...

Tegabadguy:
obi feel go use style win this election

bros na nigeria all of us dey,make we tell ourslf the truth....

hw u go tink say party wen no get single LG Chairman,talkmore of a governor..go frm no were win Apc and Pdp wen get top top politicians full every were.....u no knw hw many times buhari/apc contest b4 they finaly win,and nah goodluck jst hand over power gv them bcus he no nid problem 4 d country..

4get all dis social media noise and rally...peter obi/labour party no they go any were......

even 3 states no dey sure 4 them...

10mobile:
This shows that you don't even know the Obi that we're talking about. When he enters, he will have no time for rewarding even key members of LP. He will face governance squarely. If he appoints you into any position, it can only be because of what you can do.

u don't even knw nigeria politicians...

kcnwaigbo:
So we have people whose determine who rules Nigeria? How come Buhari lost in 2003 and 2011?

If Peter Obi wins SS/SE/MB he will be president

peter obi won't get 3 states out of the 36 states

I Will say it over and over again,no magic can make peter obi win dis election...

VOsimhen144:
No be lie.

Congratulations boss, you have found your missing rib. Some of us are still in search of our missing rib

hahahahahahah....

guy u funny sha...

Kirkman:
Why haven't you married her now oga noise maker.

bcus i never ready to marry,mayb 5yr tym...

Sweetvie:
Lol... What if ur girl is a virgin? And she want to wait till after wedding

babe..i can't wait ooh...

VOsimhen144:
Bro you wan marry olosho? Congrats.
Indeed one man food is another man's poison

90% of 9ja nah olosho,jst dat they get dff method/format

Anambra again?

AdamuKD:
You don go fvck rozross abi?

not my rozross...

Nice resturant around were i can get one of the female sellers to be my frd...

Sweetvie:
Necessary test should be carry out b4 marriage.

Well, I don't even know if I believe in no sex till marriage. It's has advantage and disadvantage

bae....no sex b4 marriage nah the highest scam...

stunnert:
Nairalanders eh.
Which one be liability in bed

bros....she no sabi f*ck,nah only u go dey do all the work 4 bed while she lye down lyk dead wood.....

virginprincess:
what is now the 1st and 2nd most foolish things on earth?

1st most foolish tin on earth is to train ur gf to university

2nd most foolish tin on earth is to build house for ur gf parents will u are yet to build for ur own parents...

then 3rd most foolish tin on earth is to say no sex b4 marriage...

No sex b4 marriage nah d highest scam....

me and my grl(wife to be)must bleet atleast 10 times 1st b4 we tink of marriage...

i can't cum and kill myslf ontop borehole...

i lyk street road and nt express way(if u knw u knw)

Yea...i'm a living witness,God fearing olosho dey....

there's one day i went to a brotel,then i saw dis pretty grl...i was lyk"babe hwfa,i wn see u...

we got into her room,there i asked her hw much will it cost me to get a good Mouth Action frm her....her reply shock me..

she said"i don't gv Mouth Action with the mouth i use to pray bt i will gv u good sex...

i jst lyk d grl once...dat's was hw favour and i bcame close frds...

she's currently my female bestie,and i can marry her without thinking twice...

las las na condition make cray fish bend..

PresidObi:
The expected tearing apart has begun. We await more exposures

Like play like play, Peter Obi is marching into Aso Rock

in ur dreams....

YinkaOlusesi16:
you don enter this one, she is going no where.

hahahahahaha,.

dis1 nah pure case of we dye here..

Las las nairaland yahoo boys go still collect d small change u get 4 pocket
This i have seen

No magic can make peter obi win dis election....

Dis pix jst remind me of 2017,wen i dey play virtual lyk no 2moro...

virtual dn collect the small 4k i get for pocket,na there i use my shirt take loan of 1k frm the manager hand,virtual still dye the 1k.....

na there one mind tell me say"michael,no give up.,use ur jeans take another loan,u go win all ur money bk...

2sc...i pull jeans remain boxer,take another loan again...b4 i knw wetin dey happen,money dn finish again...

omoh,eye begin turn me.....na there i begin beg manager"bros abeg take my phone gv me my cloths bk,i go cum pay u later...

lesson wen i learn frm that scenero be say,E no gud to be addictive to anytin in dis life...2much of every tin is bad

i tnk God say i dn finally quit virtual

The vawulence up there no get part2...

Na wetin make me and my former landlord get problem be dis.,.

hw u go gv me rules wen hard pass 10 commandment jst bcus i cum rent ur house..

rule1)only 2 people are allowed to visit

rule2)u must be at home b4 7:30....as in...i be fowl nah
,7:30 i dn enter house

rule3)no drinking/smoking in dis compound...

i endure d tin for 2months,na there i vex go meet am...oga landlord abeg refond me my balance,i no dey stay again....

na there our quarrel start

AFvckingAlpha:
This catfish account is at it again
I said what I said

and i support what u said...

Dis siofra abi sunfly,nah attention seeker..
take her serious at ur own will...

bros those onions 2 plenty 4 the otumokpo wen u wn do nah.

Ha....guy u bleeped up.

u no get money or any better source of incum,u still get mind gv grl belle for dis buhari period....

your new name nah(NYSC)NA YOUR SUFFER CONTINUE...

make God epp u sha....