₦airaland Forum

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In an ambulance or wheelchair?

No need to turn off MMIA lights on his arrival.
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The urchins they raised hitting them back to back.

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sevo:
Busted..the mumu in charge of his Twitter handle is so getting sacked tonight...lol

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Sacked for what?

Lies and deceit are their trademark. So s/he is doing a wonderful job. Has Buhari sacked Lai Mohammed?

The battery recharged for primaries is down. So he has gone back to recharge for campaigns. I just keep praying that Nigerians repeat the same mistake they made with Buhari. There is always something good in bad situations. Who knows? Dollar may exchange for N2000. That will be a great news for Diasporans!

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ibechris:
U mean this pictures below.

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People have eagle eyes.

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People fought months for dead Yar'Adua to continue ruling from spirit world.

What makes people think that some will not fight for Tinubu as long as there is an evidence that he may still be breathing either naturally or mechanically-assisted? But then, Yar'Adua was a president and Tinubu is not.

Give money to some Nigerians and they will canonize Satan. A few years when the money finishes, they will come with crocodile tears apologies to the public after the harm is done. Anyone who survives this Buhari's regime can survive "anything" that ends up in Aso Rock.

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Mechanics in Lokoja will be praising God for prayers answered.

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That means God himself will have to come down and rule Nigeria.

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Getting to the site today, I saw a crowd gathered at the front. I got closer and noticed an old man sitting down and being interviewed by the site supervisor. On further enquiry, I was told that he is a madman who came to disrupt their work. How? They were preparing to pour the decking and the man ran in there to tell them that he loves hardwork. To prove it, he was willing to give the workers N2000 each to let him do all the work by himself free of charge. They thought he was insane and dragged him off the property. If not for the site supervisor who arrived on time, who knows what they would have done to him.

Then I thought—Why does the man’s story seem insane while Tinubu’s story seems laudable? A rickety old man paying people to vote for him to do the stressful job of a President because he “loves” Nigeria. This is why common sense is not common. Nobody will bribe anyone to be given an opportunity to do a very stressful job if the benefits do not outweigh the input. What is in it for Tinubu?

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Corridon:
I smell envy. Where did Obi celebrated the award and who told Sowore that it isn't worth it?

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Sowore lacks substance. It is like mocking a recipient of “Honorary” doctorate degree because s/he can’t use it to teach. Is that the goal?

The only thing constant in life is change. Just like Tinubu, Sowore of the 90s is no longer the Sowore of 2022. The quest to have his international passport released so that he can flee back to reunite with his family in US has turned him into a desperate clown.

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Most importantly, he should apologize to the basket of gullibles he "tensioned" online. The psychological damage is irreparable.

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GLeesMODEL:
Abuja Serial Entrepreneur, CEO Of Neveah Limited Ibidapo Lawal Marks 38th Birthday In Grand Reception*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N9moAkxkJg

Abuja the nation's capital was last weekend electrified with the heavy presence of socialites from the entertainment, business and corporate sectors who had come to identify with their friend and associate, Ibidapo Lawal, the CEO Neveah Limited who rolled out the red carpet in celebration of his 38th glorious birthday.



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/abuja-serial-entrepreneur-ibidapo-lawal-marks-38th-birthday-in-grand-reception/

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“Abuja millionaires” title means many things to different people in this era of David Lions. Everyone is a suspect. Actually many people are no longer impressed.

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If it involves uniforms, you already know the arrangements.

Uzodinma running street on Tinubu� A tiger never changes its spots. Portable started the hustle in Osun. Who is next? Ade Bendel and Fred Ajudua should link up with Tinubu too to do the needful.

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At the end of the day, your opinions will not live with her in the house.


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adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/Domestic-debt-Lagos-Delta-Ogun-Rivers-lead-as-States-borrow-N5.28trillion

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Why is Lagos still borrowing massively when they claim that their monthly IGR is bigger than Elon Musk's net worth? Lies never stand the test of time.

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Has he taken a pregnancy test?

California inmates are randy.

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It tells a lot about the man Tinubu.

All his supporters are always threatening physical violence while at the same time playing victims at any verbal exchange with OBIdients on social media.

Asari is one man. A tire and matches will do the needful when people decide that his own don too much. Only the police arrest of his wife and followers yesterday deflated his ego. I can imagine what sending him to Kuje prison would do. This kind of a silly threat is a crime and if unchecked will embolden other urchins.

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These ones are obsessed with wedding.

They are not ready for marriage yet.

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Some are supporting Tinubu as a return for personal favours. It is within their rights and should have nothing to do with aspiration and destiny of 200million Nigerians.

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BABANGBALI:
na which sickness be your own?

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Which sickness pass hunger?

Although I suspect a little sprinkle of mental issues as well.

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Nigeria has really gone to the dogs for supporters to be jubilating that a Presidential aspirant did 7 seconds video on a bicycle.

He can come back and do 200m dash in Onikan Stadium if he is serious.

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Nigerians do not think beyond one week.

They will canonize the devil if it feeds them. And they will worship the devil if it does giveaways. They forget that "awoof dey run belle".

Why do good things only happen during campaign season?

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Not supporting the crime but...

Why are people in Umunze happy about the death of MTN? Why is his wife nonchalant about his demise?

Good name is better than gold.

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nlfpmod:

Many have said I have died; others claim I have withdrawn from the presidential campaign.

Well... Nope.

This is the reality: I am strong, I am healthy and I am READY to serve Nigerians from Day One.#BAT23 pic.twitter.com/qqPkgSDYjs

— Bola Ahmed Tinubu (@officialABAT) October 2, 2022

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Video of him saying it while holding today's paper.

OR...

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Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLd679cJPo8

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The best of all is that you have clean hands and nails.

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dre11:
• Party’s BoT to meet with ex-VP, Rivers governor

• Melaye dismisses report on alleged promise to support Wike’s 2027 presidential bid



https://leadership.ng/pdp-crisis-wike-soft-pedals-over-stance-on-atiku-may-review-demands/

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This is funny!

If that's true, it means that Wike is a poor student of history. Atiku did the same spoiler game when OBJ came out for 2nd term. OBJ bowed down to him and as soon as OBJ won, he clipped his wings and sent Atiku to political oblivion for the rest of the tenure.

They will entice Wike with offers but if Atiku wins, Wike will not know what hit him. Wike has shown to be a stray bullet that nobody wants to work with and if he think that it will get better, he better be ready.

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Corrections:
THREE MAJOR THINGS GOD WANT FROM YOU

1........God wants you to KNOW him.

John 14:9
Jesus said to him, “Have I been with you so long, and you still do not know me, Philip? Whoever has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?

Just like parents would like their children they gave birth to know about who they are, the family background of their parents and there values, so also God want for every of his human creature. It is your responsibility to gravitate towards your maker to know him better ( what he likes, dislike or how he had designed your life to function ). You get to know more about God through his words imbedded in the Bible.

2...…........God wants you after knowing him to BELIEVE him

John14 :1 "Let not your hearts be troubled; believe in God, belieyve also in me.

Now that you have known God, a step is expected of you further which is to believe everything he says. He wants you to believe every instruction given to follow. Your believe ( faith in God ) is what God requires of you after you.

3…..........…...God wants you after you have believed him to FOLLOW him

John 12:26. If anyone serves me, he must follow me; and where I am, there will my servant be also. If anyone serves me, the Father will honor him.

Every parent want these children to follow the GOOD legacies you leave behind. No parent want their children to be a black sheep to the GOOD happenings in the family. In the same manner God ( your creator ) wants you after knowing of him to follow him in his ways. His ways are righteousness, Justice and mercy.


HOW TO CONNECT TO GOD

ACCEPT, BELIEVE AND FOLLOW JESUS.

John14:6
Jesus told him ' I am the way-
Yes, and the truth and the life. No one can GET to the father (GOD) except by means of me (JESUS ).

John14:1
Let not your heart be troubled. You are trust in God now trust in me ( JESUS ).


John15:23
Anyone that is hating me ( JESUS )
is hating the father (GOD)

Colossian 2: 10
So you have everything when you have christ and you are filled with GOD through your union with CHRIST. He is the highest RULER, with authority over every other power

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GIGO: Garbage In Garbage Out.

You are only vomiting what you have been fed.

Every religion has her own list of what God wants.

So change your caption to "3 Major Things You Think God wants from Christians"

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Holywater123:
I was just playing around the app when I mistakenly clicked on the withdraw button. The process was so simple that I thought It wouldn't work. Until I saw “loan processing."

I just sent them a mail though. I am waiting for the day to break so I can put a call across.

This is ridiculous honestly. 15k to pay 19.5k in just 14days. I can't take it.

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Playing around a Loan App and even clicked "Withdraw".

That's no mistake.

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When you tell them that money from selling votes doesn't last up to a week, they won't listen. Osun APC urchins already feeling the hit.
How do I know that he is in APC? Look at those supporting Tinubu. Touts and miscreants.
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donaldking100:
broke men association slogan.
oga bring out money & do things the right way it's done.
it's a once in a lifetime something, & it deserves to be done well.

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Did you see the smiles on the wife's face? That's the only thing that matters.
Those expensive weddings are forgotten in a week.

Tomorrow you will be complaining about Loan Apps because you "borrow to pose"

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KingKO22:
North are not noise makers like the internally Displaced IPOB are shouting up nd down bcs of less than 3000 gathering of IPOB members


You will collect wotowoto when campaign starts

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LOLz.

If you are intelligent enough to read the history of slavery, you will read about how some blacks fought vigorously not to be freed because they were very comfortable with the miserly food from the masters and very fearful of the unknown. Resistance from eternal slavery is not unexpected from peasants.

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That's one mistake he cannot recover from politically.

Imagine how bad it is to the point that some people are beginning to "reason" his removal from the Govt. House. It doesn't help that he is from Mbaise who continue to show eternal hatred for anything Anambra.

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So he believes that Aso Rock is a resting place? Obviously he is too old to handle the rigours of the Presidency. We pray against Buhari pro max.

Tinubu's camp sure know how to hire idiotic spokespersons.

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